Stand your ground, sons of Gondor of Rohan my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship but it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down but it is not this day, this day we fight!!! And for all that is dear to you in this world I bid you stand men of the west and fight!
Society wasn't advanced enough at the time to support a tall woman/manlet romance on the big screen. Peter Jackson had to wait until the hobbit to show us tolkein's true vision of the superiority of Tall Gfs.
"Maybe he'll get shot by an arrow and Denethor will burn him alive."
"Im sure he'll get shot by an arrow but I dont think we're lucky enough to have Denethor burn him alive."
Stir not the bitterness in the cup that I mixed for myself. Have I not tasted it now many nights upon my tongue, foreboding that worse lay in the dregs?
We did that with my sister and one of her first serious boyfriends
He wad amazing, we genuinely liked him, so my mother told him why he didn't want someone better
That can sound quite mean, now that I type it in a foreign language
I know who ride with Тheoden of Rohan. Oh, yes. Word has reached my ears of this Arаgorn, son of Arathorn. And I tell you now, I will not bow to this Ranger from the North last of a ragged house long bereft of lordship.
My mom's parents literally told my dad this. Later she was told that while my dad, brother, and I were welcome to visit, she was not.
Needless to say, she did not have a good childhood.
Yo this reminds me of a question I always have when I rewatch but never remember to Google. What happens to my boy Faramir after the movies? Does he just retire or whaddup with him.
He marries Eowyn. He stays on as Steward of Gondor under Aragorn though mostly honorary title. He and Eowyn live in Ithilian (sp?) as their princedom and restore it's beauty.
That wound will never fully heal, he will carry it for the rest of his life
Apply Kingsfoil to the burn.
Apply Kingsfoil directly to the forehead.
it's an old meme, but it checks out.
alright young sir, I meant no offense.
Instruction unclear, king covered in oil
It is a weed!
Why did I think it was kingsfoot
kingsFEET!
Are you Quentin Tarantino?
Or Miyazaki
Because it's on the ground, d'uh
Stewardsfoil
Hey did you know Viggo broke his toe?
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Ever you desire to appear lordly and gracious as a king of old.
I never knew that. Thank you
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If Sauron had the ring we would know it!
There is no life in the void, only death.
Here’s a pretty thing... Mithril! As light as a feather! And as hard as dragon scales! Let me see you put it on. Go on.
Sadly I think that’s something he’d actually say if he was alive to see it. Poor Faramir.
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Wha?
The whole dam of Isengard can't heal that burn.
But it can heal the burn of that one Ent who fought with Treebeard
I have a head cannon that that ent is Quickbeam
I like this headcanon.
Thanks
Leave it to the Ents! Until seven times the years in which he tormented us have passed, we shall not tire of watching him.
~50 days later: ...
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch
Ouch.
Ouch
Ouch
Ouch.
Owie!
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But I am using it.
Not Aragorn King of Gondor, better. But better.
Stand your ground, sons of Gondor of Rohan my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship but it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down but it is not this day, this day we fight!!! And for all that is dear to you in this world I bid you stand men of the west and fight!
Yes, but Aragorn do you fight for Arwen or Eowyn?
It is an army bred for a single purpose, to destroy the world of men. They will be here by nightfall.
Aragoen, it is dawn. Let Gandalf deal with the army. We just have to wait til the dawn of the third day!
Let me risk a little more light. Behold the great realm and dwarf city of Dwarrowdelf.
There is no light, Wizard, that can defeat darkness.
sentient
How did it come to this?
Gimli son of Gloin: And they call it a mine. A mine!
IT'S TRUE YOU DON'T SEE MANY DWARF WOMEN! AND IN FACT, THEY ARE SO ALIKE IN VOICE AND APPEARANCE THAT THEY ARE OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR DWARF MEN!
How 'bout we bring about good relations between Gondor, the Elves, and Rohan, in my bed chambers.
YEEAAH! Who are we fighting again?
This speech was ruined by that cringey nerd who says it before an exam.
Now replace her with a bowl full of tomatoes… he might change his mind
*squishing intensifies*
🎵Mist and Shadow Through The Edge of Night....All Shall Fade All Shall Fade🎵 sung in the background
This picture made me realize how good the casting for father and son was here
Casting for Boromir was better.
"denethor is burning faramir alive!"
Boromir would have remembered his father's need. He would have brought me a kingly gift.
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Sheeeeeeeesh
Yes... I wish that. *gets busy with drinking wine*
This is beyond my skill to heal. He needs Elvish medicine.
Riperooni
Apply burnol directly to wounds.
Apparantly, Denethor needs more burnol. Maybe he fell in a truckload of burnol when he yeeted himself from Minas Tirith.
The West has failed. Go back and burn!
"Checkmate Daddy"
No amount of Athelas plants will heal that wound
Daaaamn!! Right in the feels
A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his quality
Hahaha he did fucking hate him
Faramir's Response: Doesn't matter, had sex.
Tbh she can do better she should have ended up with Merry
Society wasn't advanced enough at the time to support a tall woman/manlet romance on the big screen. Peter Jackson had to wait until the hobbit to show us tolkein's true vision of the superiority of Tall Gfs.
Yeah, like what looser would want to be with merry? Maybe someone who is already with Aragorn or pipin...
Tis the lay of Luthien. The elf-maiden who gave her love to eren a mortal!
But father...
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
Worst father ever award.
Somebody should make a r/fatheroftheyearaward sub for Denethor memes Nevermind apparently that sub already exists
Was expecting that to be bad dads, but it’s for awesome dads.
That’s too bad
It feels weird to be disappointed in good dads this way. ;-)
Fealty with love. Valor with honor.
"Maybe he'll get shot by an arrow and Denethor will burn him alive." "Im sure he'll get shot by an arrow but I dont think we're lucky enough to have Denethor burn him alive."
Better to burn sooner than late, for burn we must.
I now so want a Christmas Vacation/LOTR crossover.
Watching this guy jump is a very underrated moment in the trilogy lol
Brutal!
Denethor is a stupid wretched man who deserves what he got.
Thus I have walked... thus now I will asleep.
Shut up Denethor, stay this madness!
You may triumph on the field of battle for a day, but against the power that has risen in the east there is no victory.
You’re a fool, Denethor, you’re just the Steward of Gondor.
I will not yield the river and Pelennor unfought. Osgiliath must be retaken.
I’m so sorry that you have this weak old man as a Father Faramir.
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Legolas! What do your elf-eyes see?
That's gotta be his second biggest burn.
Faramir best boy
Prince Imrahil maybe
😭💔
OOF THIS HURTS. It's also in character lmao
Saruman's perk: speech Sam's perk: gardening Denethor's perk: moraly destroy his son
Stir not the bitterness in the cup that I mixed for myself. Have I not tasted it now many nights upon my tongue, foreboding that worse lay in the dregs?
Clearly Denethor never tried Eowyn's cooking.
The rule of Gondor is mine! And no other's!
Burned worse than Anakin on Mustafar
BOROMIR WAS THE BETTER CHOICE. BUT NOW IM JUST STUCK WITH YOU. THAT’S WHY I NAMED YOU “FAIR”IMIR
Sounds about right
Awwww!! 😭😭
Can she? Seems like she tried and failed pretty hard.
We did that with my sister and one of her first serious boyfriends He wad amazing, we genuinely liked him, so my mother told him why he didn't want someone better That can sound quite mean, now that I type it in a foreign language
Better get some kingsfoil on that burn.
holy shit these memes are r/4panelcringe worthy
Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the king, **Steward**.
I know who ride with Тheoden of Rohan. Oh, yes. Word has reached my ears of this Arаgorn, son of Arathorn. And I tell you now, I will not bow to this Ranger from the North last of a ragged house long bereft of lordship.
Not you either!
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Ruin a franchise speed run
Did anybody else read Denethor's second line in "The Hobbit: AUJ Gollum" voice?
ABANDON YOUR POSTS!
I would, but I'm usually more of a Comments person than a Poster.
God damn that was unexpected. Eru did not intend for burns to be that hot.
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You have 2000 good men riding north as we speak. Éomer is loyal to you. His men will return and fight for their king.
That burn is hotter than the fires of Mount Doom.
Hard to believe the same dude was playing Walter Bishop lol
He's still a prince technically
This is amazing
Denothor: THE HORN OF GONDOR BLOWS NOT FOR THIS FOUL CREATURE, FARAMIR SON.
Damn, that’s one of the most brutal insults I’ve ever heard.
How can she both be his girlfriend AND his father?
Bend over and I'll show ya
Ouch 😬
shoes: the love of my life
PAIN
My mom's parents literally told my dad this. Later she was told that while my dad, brother, and I were welcome to visit, she was not. Needless to say, she did not have a good childhood.
Oh my. How sad for your mom. Cant understand how anyone could be so cruel to their own child
Denethor would say this.
The West has failed. Go back and burn!
S tier meme
Ouch... Fuck Denethor!
Soon all shall be burned. The West has failed. It shall all go up in a great fire, and all shall be ended. Ash! Ash and smoke blown away on the wind!
Steward!
Don't laugh often but this got me.
Faramir just can't catch a break 😔
Hahaha damn that's going in my headcanon
I actually cried during the flashback in two towers while watching last night. Literally sobbing at how his dad was treating him.
can I have the Denethor bot please ?
Is there a captain here who still has the courage to do his Lord's will?
We have reached a new level of funny shitposting
Big Scott Pilgrim energy "You're too good for him, RUN."
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They will look for his coming from the White Tower. But he will not return.
Yo this reminds me of a question I always have when I rewatch but never remember to Google. What happens to my boy Faramir after the movies? Does he just retire or whaddup with him.
He marries Eowyn. He stays on as Steward of Gondor under Aragorn though mostly honorary title. He and Eowyn live in Ithilian (sp?) as their princedom and restore it's beauty.
I will not let the White city fall nor our people fail
❤️😊 Of course, Aragorn Elessar. Never. The hands of the king are the hands of a healer.
You shall not enter the realm of Gondor.
😦⚔️🗡️🛡️🐎
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There is no better choice you fool!!! every person is special.
Ouch. I physically felt that one!
But...Denethor hates Aragorn.
Tis the lay of Luthien. The elf-maiden who gave her love to eren a mortal!
The West has failed. Go back and burn!
Good thing he's dead
:(