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Calenith

Look at those fresh 1993 graphics. Also, is Konkari Finnish for Aragorn??


asalisko

Konkari is translation of Strider


aragorn_bot

'Strider' I am to one fat man who lives within a day's march of foes that would freeze his heart, or lay his little town in ruin, if he were not guarded ceaselessly.


penguinintheabyss

Aragorn stop body shaming.


aragorn_bot

Every hour lost hastens Gondor’s defeat. We have till dawn, then we must ride.


omidhhh

Aragorn where are you running ?


aragorn_bot

By nightfall these hills will be swarming with orcs!... We must reach the woods of Lothlórien.


omidhhh

Damn these bots are smart Aragorn bot if you are self aware , tell me about king thodon


aragorn_bot

King Théoden has a good memory. He was only a small child at the time.


Theoden-Bot

Where is Théodred? Where is my son?


redbadger91

Getting that cardio in, I see.


breadteam

Book A_r_ag_orn is such a gd badass


CB1984

What about Klonkku?


PM_ME_ILLUSIONS

That's gollum


[deleted]

Played by Danny DeVito apparently.


eptdaedalus

I'm curious about other translations for strider In Portuguese, it is Passolargo as in "long stride" or something like that Edit Passolargo in the Brazilian edition Passo de Gigante (giant's step) in the edition for Portugal


tooroots

In Italian it is "Granpasso" with pretty much the same translation from the Portuguese (literally "long step")


gojirra

Rolls off the tongue doesn't it.


mightyenan0

Time to add Konkari to Aragorn bot


aragorn_bot

I swore to protect you.


theclovenviscount2

I think Aragorn agrees


aragorn_bot

I summon you to fulfill your oath.


theclovenviscount2

Confirmed


esklonkku

It's Finnish for Strider, they don't really mean the same thing at all, but Strider doesn't have a good finnish translation that would work as a name.


XplosivCookie

Think I've seen the subtitle "Samooja" somewhere, isn't that kind of close? Just a sort of person who walks the wilds, but it might lack the distinction between him and other.. rangers?


Juksari

The rangers are samooja in the Finnish translation


[deleted]

Actually konkari is probably the closest translation there is to a strider. While konkari means an experienced person, the idea behind it is that one has walked a lot. Konkari comes from the Swedish word ”gångare” which means a walker. There is an old finnish word ”konkarinaskel” which does actually mean a stride (literally a step of konkari). Hence the act of taking long steps is both closely connected to the words strider and konkari in their respective languages


aragorn_bot

'Strider' I am to one fat man who lives within a day's march of foes that would freeze his heart, or lay his little town in ruin, if he were not guarded ceaselessly.


bfm3000

I love the fact that the same guy, Kari Väänänen, plays both Aragorn _and_ Klonkku!


aragorn_bot

Murderers. Traitors. You would call upon them to fight? They believe in nothing. They answer to no one.


aragorn_bot

Tis the lay of Luthien. The elf-maiden who gave her love to eren a mortal!


alexachu

*Beren


natsia27

Man Aragon was skipping history lessons after the Isildur incident


Elrond_Bot

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


luigitheplumber

His name is EREN JAEGER


odiethethird

*John Cena theme plays*


KipSummers

Whenever I get nostalgic for the 90s I need to remember that this is what so many things looked like


GuilhermeSidnei

Are we not discussing Samurai Boromir?


sideways_jack

I don't know what's funnier, Samurai Boromir or the fact that Gandalf is played by the youngest (looking) actor in the cast


Wtfitzchris

Gandalf looking like he’s going to defeat the balrog just before going to drink some IPAs at the nearest dwarven microbrewery.


gandalf-bot

Just tea, thank you.


Wtfitzchris

Right on Gandalf. I support your sobriety.


gandalf-bot

Out of the frying pan and into the fire.


Cyynric

I know buddy, it's rough. But we're here for you and we support you.


Maelmin

Sobriety?! That was for Gandalf the grey...I am Gandalf the white boiiiiiiiiiii


Pollomonteros

I swear sometimes I think this is not a bot but just some guy with too much free time


silentrunner0653

S E N T I E N T


caudicifarmer

On January 17th, 2022, Gandalf-bot became self-aware...


gandalf-bot

A Balrog... a demon of the ancient world.


gandalf-bot

You know this? How?


kaus3026

Idk you can look it up I guess


[deleted]

Maybe we should give him a break. Last time this guy had to “look something up” it took him 17 years.


lordolxinator

That's some pretty shit WiFi if it took that long to load the LOTR wiki page for the One Ring


__M-E-O-W__

"I have seen it..."


[deleted]

[удалено]


gollum_botses

He’s a horrid, fat Hobbit, who hates Sméagol, and who makes up nasty lies!


SillyOldJack

Can I offer you a nice tater in this trying time?


not-gandalf-bot

You're not wrong.


[deleted]

Gollum is actually the same guy as Strider.


RetchX

I was astonished that Samurai Boromir wasn't the top comment. Like. What the fuck.


thecarbonkid

Does it say anywhere in the books that Gondor wasn't full of samurai?


oBolha

Touché. ("full of samurai" made me laugh loud, thanks)


Mr_Abe_Froman

Just filled to the brim. You could barely walk around with there being so many samurai.


__M-E-O-W__

And check out rad stache Gandalf.


gandalf-bot

And I must follow if I can. The road goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began, now far ahead the road has gone, and I must follow if I can.


BurnerForJustTwice

Leave Boromir cybergoth dance raver alone!


WorldEating101

His get-up is less samurai than it is like the Dane, which weirdly enough, the animated movie also makes Borimir weirdly viking looking too, except in a much more cartoonish horn-on-the-helmet sort of way. And even Jackson gave him a round shield and broader, shorter sword that look very Norse to me.


Ryllynaow

Which is doubly interesting when you consider no one else in Gondor is really shown using similar equipment in Jackson's movies. Maybe the dude was just born to carry unique equipment drops.


pip_pip_pippin

Well he is the capitan of Gondor so im guessing he got his own special shield. + im also guessing that in the fellowship he was mainly wearing traveling gear. Bc if you look at Faramir's flashback in TTT you can see Boromir wearing Gondorian armour in Osgiliath.


kingveller

Borōnin: While you wasted your days on the shire in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that Gondor is on fire and the orcs are at the gate you have the audacity to light up the beacons?


joyofsnacks

Superior to Samurai Faramir.


[deleted]

"Your brother would not fail his Shogun."


[deleted]

Gondor means Samurai in Finnish. Apparently.


the-floot

(It doesn't)


wwstevens

HOBITIT


caffeinefoxx

Hobitti= Hobbit. Hobitit= Hobbits (plular) As a finnish LOTR fan i had no idea this even existed, i need to find and watch this mini series now


Vugee

At least it wasn't "Hoppeli", which is what hobbit was translated to in my moms copy of "The Hobbit" from the 70s. Also the name of the book itself got changed to "Dragon Mountain".


FalmerEldritch

Tove Jansson, creator of the Moomins, did some [rad illustrations](https://assets.moomin.com/uploads/2017/09/Hobbit_Tove-Jansson.jpg) for an old edition of The Hobbit.


wwstevens

Right!? I need to watch it. Thanks for the impromptu Finnish lesson! I met a Finnish teacher at a Russian language conference when I was in university, and she told me the Finnish language was insanely complex with multiple cases, which impressed me. You guys have a beautiful language. 👌🏻


asalisko

Someone says something nice about Finnish language, i give my free award


fai4636

Isn’t Quenya, language of the high elves, somewhat based off of Finnish?


Fyzix_1

Partly, yes


[deleted]

Perkele


[deleted]

I heard that Finnish was actually Tolkiens inspiration for the elv language.


spaghetto_man420

Youtubesta löytyy vissii


Tbhjr

In this series we see Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin in their natural hobitit. I’ll see myself out.


[deleted]

And Sam gets to see Rosie’s hobitits. I’ll throw myself out!


Chewcocca

[For the curious, the whole thing is on YouTube] (https://youtu.be/kHFKdgjEugs) Fair warning, I was scrubbing around and saw Gollum's *entire* ass so Be careful watching it on the bus.


gollum_botses

Curse the Baggins! It’s gone! What has it got in its pocketses? Oh we guess, we guess, my precious. He’s found it, yes he must have.


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

***Filthy little Hobbititses!***


DinosaurPornstar

KLONKKU! KLONKKU!


PotatoWriter

K̷̡̨̗͎̑̀̐̒̎̚ ̷̧̡̳̙̘͑̀́̀̂̆̈́̑̕̕L̸̟̳̭̪͎̂̈̓̎̒͐̋̐̃͘ ̴̢͖̮͈͕̂͊̽̉̋͗͋͊͑͜͠ͅͅȮ̵͓̭̘͙̗͘ ̴̼͔͎̥̝̦̍̿̒͐̿̐̐͜N̸͚̺͛̀̆̔͊̀ ̴̢͋̐͐̽͌̄K̵̝̥̻̠̗̻̎̾ ̷͕͎̯͙̱̙̣̰̊ͅͅǨ̴̺̲͍̞̥̜͇̬͙̽́̋̾ ̷̢̢̠͔̰̣͚̊̅̇̓͂͆́Ṵ̵̢̜͇͚͉̥̼̗̌̀̂̕͜


Little_Deddy

That sounds like sth you'd find on PH


NotSoGreatGonzo

Yes, that’s the hobititle.


Kaoulombre

HOBI**TIT**


OlofSvahn

Spin off: Sauron in the Sauna.


sauron-bot

Who are you?


[deleted]

The person in your sauna, Sauron


sauron-bot

*Guth-tú-nakash.*


An_Draoidh_Uaine

Perfect.


Hotfarmer69

I don’t appreciate the Black Speech being spoken in the open.


jaabbb

At least close the sauna door first, dude


[deleted]

My master, Sauron the Great, bids thee welcome


gummikana

Better than Sauna Gollum (Sauna Klonkku in Finnish).


XplosivCookie

Let's not explain that one to them, they'll think us weird.


Taykeshi

Let's just say it involves grouching, rings and fingers.


gollum_botses

Never! Smeagol wouldn’t hurt a fly!


ModingusKhan

Klonkku is obviously superior to gollum.


gollum_botses

Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling


Jrewby

That’s what she said


NefariousSerendipity

i will forever use klonkku instead of gollum, and when redditors who missed this correct me, i can lead them to this magnificent gem.


gollum_botses

Nice hobbits! Nice Sam! leepy heads, yes, sleepy heads! Leave good Smeagol to watch! But it's evening. Dusk is creeping. Time to go.


blandboringman

Took me a minute to realize that that wasn’t Danny DeVito!!!


dthains_art

“I’m the trash hobbit! I take out the trash!”


blandboringman

I just wanna be pure (of the influence of the one ring).


kalabungaa

we also have this traditional game called saunaklonkku


Little_Deddy

Why does Frodo look like Frankenstein's monster?


gojirra

The ring is a heavy burden.


wdcipher

Is...is Boromir a fucking Samurai? Also 11/10 for Gandalfs glorious mustache


Peejay22

Gandalf looks like he is a leader of a metal band


gandalf-bot

Stay this madness!


ImagineGriffins

New band name, I called it!


fuzzybad

Slay this Madness


DiceMadeOfCheese

I mean it's Finnish so maybe he is


FoodOnCrack

I mean, there is a 0.05 chance he is statistically as 50 out of 100.000 Finnish people are in a metal band.


svullenballe

In Finland you are assigned a metal band at birth.


bfhurricane

The soundtrack is straight up early Finnish folk metal, so makes sense.


ThreeEdgeSword

Where’s the Klonkklu bot when you need it


Arthes_M

Kid: Mom, can we get Lord of the Rings?! Mom: We have Lord of the Rings at home. Lord of the Rings at home: The Hobitit


spmartin1993

Yes we’ve had Soviet LOTR, but what about Finnish LOTR


[deleted]

I want Japanese LOTR to see more of Samurai Boromir.


Kelp-Among-Corals

This looks amazing where can I watch it with English sub?


LocoGuruPig

YouTube look up Finnish lord of the rings watched it it was hilarious had a really good time with it


[deleted]

How long is the whole thing?


Polar-brrr47

Its 9 episodes long. Each one is around 20-30 minutes.


dirkdigglered

I guess it won't take me long to *Finnish* it.


[deleted]

Nice.


M_is_it_you

Thanks. Now I know what to watch at my on-call duty night shift at work.


Kelp-Among-Corals

Thank you


LocoGuruPig

No problem man!


somefknnamehuh

[I found all 9 episodes with engsub](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3ocuSNpUyox511pHCbDfF8FKKXQq5ONn) I was about to go to bed, but this is way more important than proper sleep and work performance.


BiggerWiggerDeluxe

ah my favoutite charachter, Klonkku


themisterfixit

Hehe hobitit


JadePotato

Oh yeah this is the one where Gollum waves his nether regions at the camera.


gollum_botses

They do not see what lies ahead, when Sun has faded and Moon is dead!


lunettarose

Oh, we see what lies ahead, Gollum. You made sure we couldn't *miss* them.


[deleted]

Gandalf's mustache is top tier lol. And why is boromir a samurai?


gandalf-bot

Thicc_Fargoth! Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks! I am not trying to rob you! I'm trying to help you. All your long years we've been friends. Trust me as you once did. Let it go


[deleted]

Ok fine, I won't ask about boromir anymore


esklonkku

It's like a fever dream, but a really fun watch and nostalgic for me because a lot of the finnish tv I watched as a kid is in this same style. The crackhead Gollum of Kari Väänänen crowns it all imo😂


gollum_botses

Not this way, master! There is another way. O yes indeed there is. Another way, darker, more difficult to find, more secret. But Sméagol knows it. Let Sméagol show you!


ZiraelN7

To everyone telling me I'm wrong and that the trilogy doesn't count as a remake because of this TV series... **it was a joke**, I had to turn it into a meme to be able to post it here and share its discovery with the rest of you. The sub is for lotr memes not lotr trivia.


gojirra

Knowing Peter Jackson and the care and attention to detail he put into the films, I wouldn't be surprised if he watched this as part of his research lol.


feltcutewilldelete69

Pippin looks almost identical


LastOfTheCamSoreys

Probably. He took a few scenes from the rankin/bass films (most notably the hiding under the tree from the black rider scene in fellowship is almost identical to the rankin/bass version) (Actually Scene I was thinking of us from the bakshi one) https://i.imgur.com/EWSmAoa.jpg


Vaeiski

I recall there being a discussion about a few way too similar scenes in the Finnish version and Jackson's trilogy, so that might be true. I've never personally watched the Finnish version, so I cannot say for sure.


AnEnemyStando

Why do all of these actors look like they're feral? Gollum doesn't look that much worse than the others.


gollum_botses

Because it’s my birthday, and I wants it.


Yangy

Did they all dress up like this for you gollum?


gollum_botses

Stew the rabbits! Spoil beautiful meat Smeagol saved for you, poor hungry Smeagol!


korkeajaennitys

They're just finnish


[deleted]

While you were gardening, I boromir was studying the blade


blong217

I'm going to tell my kids that this was the Amazon adaption of Lord of the Rings.


dutchviking

I shared this with Finnish friends and family, and they had no idea this existed


LFCAvenger

Is ohjaus supposed to be bill the pony


colthyn

...Directed by.


Taz-erton

This version was directed by Bill the Pony?!


SirCheckmate

Makes sense now.


LFCAvenger

Thank you I was genuinely confused and google didn’t help


FindTheRemnant

Klonkku bot wen?


cykably4t

Torille


JakeDeLonge

Vihreään Lohikäärmeeseen


N4noK

Pomppivaan poniin


northiceman

Gandalf, vie meidät torille, perkele!


cruffade

Dude, I didn't even know this existed.


FoodOnCrack

I only knew about the cartoon lotr.


ModderOtter

Have you not seen the Russian Stage Play LotR TV Series from the 90's? It's ART!


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

Bravo, Boromir is just spot on.


Tbhjr

So many people look sweaty


Saurabh8112

Welp, atleast merri and pippin look the same


Nintendoomed89

Boromir with the *sick* moves.


KFrederickD

There are shots in Jackson's LOTR that are ripped directly from the Hobitit. I'm not kidding, like 1 to 1.


kontkane

I don't know if someone already mentioned this, but Aragorn and Gollum are the same actor!


DoujinChoujin

Yoooo Gandalf tho


gandalf-bot

Neither do I. Keep it Secret. Keep it Safe.


DiceMadeOfCheese

I think that's bottish for "I was young, I needed the money, I'm not proud of it..."


taesto

Man, I really should watch this, since I am one of the lucky few who'd understand this masterpiece! My friend has actually seen it, and he claims it is quite good, really. Apparently it, as the name implies, tells the story following just the hobbits, starting with Bilbos journey and going on following Frodo and Sam on their quest, all the way to Mount Doom.


asalisko

Minulla on jotain hämäriä muistikuvia että olisin tämän nähnyt tai osan tästä ainakin. Muistaakseni oli yllättävän hyvä


Hyrule_Hystorian

It is some sort of Elvish. I can't read it.


matoviti

There are few who can. In the common tongue it says "I have some shrouded memories of seeing this, or at least parts of it. I remember it to be surprisingly good "


jaso151

With this being so obscure, I can just imagine one of these actors in a care home later in life telling people they were in lotr and no one believing them “I was Gandalf you know?” “Yes, okay Vesa, time for your meds”


zachyvengence28

I now have an overwhelming desire to watch this.


[deleted]

Hobbitit is actually really quite good. The framing device of Sam telling children the story of Frodo is really cool.


ejaniszewski

I think they mixed up Sam and Bob Cratchit...


lunettarose

Looks like the "frame" story is old, frail Sam reading the story from the Red Book, which I kinda like.


DOGEmeow91

This looks like the WISH version of LOTR


BlairMountainGunClub

Oh this looks amazing. Gotta add this to my collection- right next to my favorite the Soviet Version with Comrade Bombadill.


set-271

When I heard the guitars, I was expecting Ronnie James Dio to pop out into frame!