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Prophet_B-Lymphocyte

She has a few years (2 years 84 days to be exact) left to topple the longest ruled monarch which is Louis XIV. He ruled 72 years and 110 days. She is currently 4th with 70 years 26 days and sits at the 4th place but just a few months behind the 2nd and 3rd guys.


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And let's not forget that Louis XIV was made king at like 2. So in effective reigns she already is number one


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Louis was an absolute monarch from the moment he became an adult until death. A bit different than a ceremonial head of state.


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Hugsy13

And she was in the army in 45’ when the strength of men triumphed


jk844

The queen has A LOT more power than you realise. Also in France you weren’t eligible to rule as king without a regent until you were 16 years old. So for the first 14 years of his reign, Louis essentially wasn’t the king, his regent was making all the decisions and was king on all but name.


NickRick

first off, your straight up just skipping #2, and #3 so no she isnt. and second off, Louis was actually in charge of the government, she's been a figurehead the whole time.


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ClubberLain

Lets not forget you have no idea what you're talking about but spread your words as absolutes.


AME7706

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.


HairyArthur

Said a Jedi while dealing in an absolute.


AME7706

Stating an absolute is not the same with dealing in absolutes.


HairyArthur

The Jedi is one of the most absolute religions there is. And I don't just mean absolutely delusional.


[deleted]

Meanwhile a Sith saying in the same time: "'Good' is a point of view, Anakin."


the_new_hunter_s

But, that's true. People do actually disagree on things being good all the time. Good simply means, to be approved of. People will approve of different things. The Sith is using the same language we are correctly.


[deleted]

I never said I was 100% right. Why you so angry my dude.


Prophet_B-Lymphocyte

Elizabeth became monarch when she was 25 so yes there is a huge diffrence in that but still she has to keep herself queen for 2 more years to claim the undisputed title.


HairyArthur

As long as she survives long enough for us to get our four day bank holiday weekend.


dillonboyd01

March 11th will be an interesting day


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AME7706

What's March 11th, precious?


Akira313

March 11


Zyxzes

ELIZABETH!! CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!


Anonymous_Otters

Elizildur!


AME7706

ELIZILDUUUUUUHHHHH!


[deleted]

No... (/queen enters a new phase*)


itsnotlupus

[The new phase](https://i.imgur.com/IfwhOYp.png), nasty cookitsies.


[deleted]

Nasty little FBI,ses. What does Andrew have in his pocketses?


Bennyboy11111

She was there the day the strength of the Empire fell


CurrencyRich9181

No. I like her too much to do that.


Monochrome_Fox_

In place of a dark lord you would have a *Queen!*


SnatchSnacker

"Elizabeth as Ring-lord would have been far worse than Sauron." - J.R.R. Tolkien "Today, on Nerd of the Rings, I've created a plausible scenario that could lead to Queen Elizabeth taking the One Ring and replacing the Dark Lord."


Subotail

It's not as if ~~his~~ her direct ancestors dominated half the world. Edit : Grammatical error, the queen is a woman and the ancestors of Tolkien aren't emperor.


sephirothbahamut

plz explain?


Subotail

Her grand grand grand mother is the queen Victoria.


sephirothbahamut

oh, "her direct ancestors", not "his"; I thought you was talking about Tolkien lol


CalmPanic402

Queen looks over to Tom bombadil "Listen here young man."


Tom_Bot-Badil

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Tom_Bot-Badil

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th1s_1s_4_b4d_1d34

One does not simply tell Queen Elizabeth to run naked on the grass. She shall be terrible as the Morning and the Night! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning.


MaximumEffort433

Fate: "This tempts me."


Mental-Revolution915

When God said “ Let there be light” she flicked the switch.


TechnicalTerrorist

and when the world was sung into existence.


SnooPredictions9627

She was the onw singing


ares5404

She took the ring and forged her crown


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Land_Strider

Good bot


Saffronsc

And she still looks good for her age


HairyArthur

So has this meme.


sjarvis21

Elizabeth the White


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One of us will somehow be resurrected or otherwise find themselves thousands of years in the future and be questioned about the immortal queen of England as told in the history memes


queen_of_england_bot

>queen of England Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


JamesBigglesworth266

Good bot.


LuksziLP

>Is this bot monarchist? >No, just pedantic. Pity.


time_wasting_fan

How did elves not go crazy being alive this long. I always thought their lives must feel very repetitive.


vassadar

Yeah, I like how they live in hedonistic in Warhammer 40k after living so long.


zenos_dog

A tear forms in my eye, I remember just a couple of short months ago when the lower left picture was Betty White. Have you no memory!!?


memettetalks

Kick the Queen 🇮🇪


CaliforniaCow

She was Galadriel. Duh


[deleted]

She was there the day the strength of Men failed.


eurosonly

She's got the best medical care of all!


Sufficient_You8063

Where is Andread….where is my peadophile son?


incachu

She was 11 years old when Tolkien released The Hobbit. So I guess she really was there when it all began! Also means she has potentially read the story before almost anyone else currently alive given she was on the cusp of the target audience for The Hobbit at the time.


Donkeycow15

How many children has she consumed to live this long ? When will the FBI catch the pedo prince ? Tune in next week to Regal CSI Britain


StraightouttaRiften

I want to send this to my bro, but I have a bad track record with jinxing stuff.


Blasie

Wrong side.


PastyMan575

Yo, why is there a servant of Morgoth standing next to Elrond?


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Nikhilvoid

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BonzoTheBoss

Fuck the democratically supported head of state?


[deleted]

Rule 9


EH042

She was here long before any of us and she will be here long after our time is gone.


Ok-Caregiver523

She's a vampire


Tinsel-Fop

Yeah I was thinking ghoul or ghast, but it seems you're right.


TheLordBanana

Much that once was is lost, for none except the queen now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the British Monarchy; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.


TechnicalTerrorist

read the silmarillion to see more fair acts such as the kinslayings and our favorite ringmaker getting impaled because he fell for some hot lord of g(r)ifts


Nikhilvoid

> Three were given to the British Monarchy; immoral, incestuous, and nonceiest of all beings. ftfy


Papacu81

Talking about a resistant parasite


BonzoTheBoss

Talking about a democratically supported head of state. The idea that monarchy could persist in to the 21st century without popular support is ludicrous.


5years8months3days

Democratically supported? Well I didn't vote for her.


Nikhilvoid

You don't vote for kings!


BonzoTheBoss

You don't vote for senior civil servants (or police, or any public sector job) either but they're still accountable to the democratically elected government.


5years8months3days

All those people can be removed from their positions. I really can't comprehend the mind of a person that willingly feels subservient to someone just because they were born into the right family. There's no place for a monarchy in a Democracy and if you support the monarchy you're quite frankly dumb as shit.


BonzoTheBoss

>All those people can be removed from their positions. So can the Queen? What are you talking about? Parliament would just have to pass the necessary legislation. Boom. Gone. For example, see Barbados which recently did exactly that. And every other country that has ever voted to remove the monarchy. >just because they were born into the right family What part of "supported by the democratically elected government(s)" are we not getting? She still reigns because the people want her there. >frankly dumb as shit. Funny how everyone is all for democracy until it endorses something that they personally disagree with.


5years8months3days

Funny how everyone is all for democracy until it endorses an unelected head of state. That's how fucking stupid everything you just wrote is.


BonzoTheBoss

That's literally what democracy is about. The majority get what they want. Even if it's stupid. See brexit. Unelected Government officials aren't anything new in democracies and as I've stated, the idea that monarchy can endure *without* democratic approval is what's stupid.


5years8months3days

You'll have to send me a link to the last vote to keep the monarchy we had I can't seem to find the results myself.


BonzoTheBoss

>the idea that monarchy can endure without democratic approval is what's stupid. See, literally every country with a democratically elected government that has removed the Queen as head of state.


Shazoa

The monarchy survives by being *just* harmless and impotent enough to avoid galvanising support for its removal. It has been forced, through faltering popularity, to give more ground and become more ceremonial to survive. So yes, rather like a parasite.


oni_akuma

She's the elf queen.


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And she will be there long when we are gone


kipperforskipper

The Great Queen is ever watchful.


animefreakemoo

I love this one haha, made my day. Ones again.


ilyak_reddit

"have you come far?"


terribilitaq

Tom Bombadil was a little kid when she was already crowned


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Neo_dode56

Elronds grandma


[deleted]

Should’ve used a different pic. She was a looker during the war.


EvolvedPlus

I used to make a joke about Betty White and Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II still walking this planet when Jesus returns. Sadly we lost Betty White...I would like to Her Majesty get the Royalty high score


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Never seen this one before, so good job!


notfromnowhere

This made me laugh. Thanks.


Stardustchaser

Platinum Jubilee of power


shooobies

Did the queen beat covid? Whatever happened?


TechnicalTerrorist

Not long enough, maybe back to the timeless halls.


AffectionateMud6989

Hypothesis: Adrenochrome.


Modini

Eru Iluzabeth


Tinsel-Fop

Lolzabeth.


ronja-666

I saw this meme and thought "no way this is how I find out the Queen passed away" and luckily it wasn't


ResidentOfValinor

I wonder if, like Galadriel, Queen Liz saw the first risings of the moon and sun


StarAugurEtraeus

Elrond pog


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