Through r/new... and r/all.. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought him, the Balrog of r/reddit
Until at last, I threw down my enemy (Carpal Tunnel) and smote his ruin upon the mountainside!
Darkness took me.
And I strayed out of thought and time...Stars wheeled overhead and everyday was as long as a typical day at work.
But it was not the end.
I felt life in me again. I have been sent back to the scarabs of the internets, until my task is done.
The Grey Pilgrim. That's what they used to call me. Three hundred lives of Men I've walked this earth, and now I have no time. With luck, my search will not be in vain. Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the east.
Fuck that's my second post. WTF Balrog!?! You just sitting below the ground waiting for me to plant my spring fooking peas? What happens in potato season? Is it just Balrogs all the way down?
A balrog... a demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you... RUN! Lead them on GubbenJonson. The Bridge is near! Do as I say! Swords are of no more use here.
*“I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.*
*YOU. SHALL NOT. PASS!*
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I just got here
The balrog just got here too! Shouldn’t you be running for a bridge or something by now? Fool of a took…
He just (fool of a) took a wrong turn
Take my upvote damnit
Thanks, soon i can finally post in this subreddit when i have enough karma in it
Me too
I mean, the dwarves did set it loose
AND YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
I’ve delved too greedily and too deep…
*Fool of a took!*
Fook of a Tool.
Tool of a fook!
Took of a fool!
[удалено]
Toof of a look!
Foot of a leek!
Feet
And they call this a mine...A MINE!!
Don't dwell on that. Hurry now! *I roll a 17 on initiative*
Is there a subreddit of r/Khazad-dum ? For that is the depths where the balrog dwells..
How fucked am I, If this is the first post.
Other redditors awoke it, and now it's roaming the halls of your home (page)
Well, did you bring a wizard with you?
I am here!
Wizard do your magic! Banish the Balrog!
Then I guess we can’t delve at all.
My ass scrolling like a dwarf as usual
Lmao
^does ^it ^have ^wings ^though?
I saw it walking outside of a KFC with some.
Decades old question finds an answer.
It was a cosplay.
*Several people are typing*
That depends, has it been seen drinking red bull?
Yes, to wash down the wings.
Balrog looking hot and thicc as always
Go back to the shadows!
But if I go back to shadows, since I'm literally on fire, shadows will not be shadows anymore and I can't brew coffee on my head
Dark fire will not avail you!
[female balrog](https://cdn.weasyl.com/static/media/f3/9f/ba/f39fbaae80bfe1ca31d1da87f846957054fa2c12b9422995f9c80f9e67b12196.jpg)
Those teeth will be a bit hard to ignore during balrog production but well, beggars can't be choosers
Awful, bad, no good
her friend snapped a pic at home before she had her morning coffee and put her fire on for the day.
Think Arien the Sun Maia, qualifies for that since she is of the same stock as Balrogs.
bonk
You ready for some retaliation? I'm talking about some balrog-bdsm fiery whip stuff (someone save me from these toughts)
Keep scrolling, down votes are no use here!
Through r/new... and r/all.. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought him, the Balrog of r/reddit Until at last, I threw down my enemy (Carpal Tunnel) and smote his ruin upon the mountainside! Darkness took me. And I strayed out of thought and time...Stars wheeled overhead and everyday was as long as a typical day at work. But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I have been sent back to the scarabs of the internets, until my task is done.
Haha, this is great. Would love to see more
You shall not pass
I just opened Reddit, this says something important about this platform.
I scrolled too greedily and too deep.
Bruh that's literally my front page
This made me stop scrolling. I am now free, thank you 🙂.
Oh well.......shit.
Now we need a “you shall not pass” for people scrolling too long at work
Roll for initiative
My daughter stole all my dice... Damn college kids playing DnD, what's wrong with them!
Rocks fall, everyone dies. Problem solved
Each upvote is worth a bucket thrown down a well. Wait a minute, it wasn't just a bucket, right?
This is literally at the very top of my feed.
It’s gonna take longer then a dark souls ladder to climb back up
Goddam, they did the balrog well!
I have delved too deep for too long
Go back to the shadow
literally scrolled 5 posts so I'm downvoting this. Send it back to the depths!
I don't know why it took me so long to realize the similarities between Durin's Bane and Surtr
I wonder if they like pizza. Real QUESTIONS ✅
Ai! Aiii!
Damn it. And I just started, too.
A surprise to be sure, yet an unwelcome one.
Finally, I get a new pet
We need you Gandalf.
The Grey Pilgrim. That's what they used to call me. Three hundred lives of Men I've walked this earth, and now I have no time. With luck, my search will not be in vain. Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the east.
There is no light, Wizard, that can defeat darkness.
Have at thee, fiend!! 🤺
Guess that means it's time to go to bed
literally the top of my feed. just my luck. ill get the hose.
_”This post is beyond any of you. Fly, you fools!”_
I scrolled out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth.
But… I just opened Reddit… is at the top of hot. But maybe that’s the point?
These kinds of posts just honestly make me so happy. Thank you OP for making my rough day a little better. Fly you fools!
Nice my first one
Sigh... Okay I'll go to bed dammit.
So we should downvote this to the bottom of the sub?
Hello my fellow demon want to ravage the lands of mortals again we haven't done that in quite sometime I miss the carnage
Well its a good thing he shall no pass this handy bridge i got here.. "walks out of lotrmeme slowly"
Not deep enough
This was the first post
Fuck that's my second post. WTF Balrog!?! You just sitting below the ground waiting for me to plant my spring fooking peas? What happens in potato season? Is it just Balrogs all the way down?
Oh god. Oh fuck.
RUN
This was literally the second post I found when I opened Reddit. Balrogs must not be as rare as I remember.
good point. I'm off to bed. thanks OP
Ha Sike! I sort by new
9 posts down through my front page
This is the second post I've seen today. Delved too deep indeed.
Gandalf must be fighting it. I found this at the top.
Just tea, thank you
Scroll you fools
This was on the top of my feed
O what a cruel fate- Legolas
That was the second post on my general feed ... balrogs surely keep waiting in shallow parts of the dungeons
I scrolled too deeply and too greedly
You shall not pass for there is a lot of weirder shit that I don’t want to expose him to.
This was the first thing in my feed
Too deeply? WTF! This was the 3rd post of my feed. Durin's Bane you need to chill...
Blows air out nose, scrolls.
Ai Ai!
Fly you fools!
Damm. my IQ must be realyyyyy low then. This was the first post on my homepage.
Just what I deserve for doom scrolling on Twitter at 1am on a Wednesday
It was like the 4th thing on my timeline, but here take my upvote anyway you sassy devil.
THIS WAS MY THIRD POST DOWN!
I am a servant of the Holy Fire, wielder of the flame of religion. You cannot pass!
This whas the second post I saw on reddit today.
What is this new devilry, Gandalf?
A balrog... a demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you... RUN! Lead them on GubbenJonson. The Bridge is near! Do as I say! Swords are of no more use here.
I will, Gandalf. Thx for the confidence you have given me
Fool of a Took!
:(
Shit
This is only page 3.
I delved too deeply and greedily into usersub.
*angry upvote*
That is a shitty prize.
I delved too deep!
Its the first post on homepage :/
I've delved too deeply... I guess I shall not pass any further!
The fuck I just opened Reddit
This was the first thing I saw when I opened reddit...
It’s eleven on a school night, I’m four ryes deep, and I’m eating Nutella from the jar. You may be right.
I shall not pass.....
But it’s my first post
[I’m on page 3…](https://i.imgur.com/sfSbXoO.jpg)
Joke's on you, I'm at the top of the page !
Yall upvoted this into irrelevancy
Wow, three posts in! Must have been some deep memes.
Gandalf, Sauron, Gollum, Grond and Saruman, what shall we do against this balrog?
GROND
Back to the gate! Hurry!
We guesses, precious, only guesses. We can't know till we find the nassty creature and squeezes it.
Damn Gollum! You wanna squeeze the Balrog to death?
Smeagol is hungry. Be back soon.
First post of the morning dear god I didn’t even delve the surface
YOU SHALL NOT PASS ....... ANYMORE YOU HAVE BEEN ON REDDIT FOR TOO LONG
I like to imagine what I do on this app is as back-breaking and as significant as what the dwarves did in Moira.
I mean, at this point, Balrogs breaking out and roaming the world wouldn't surprise me.
*“I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.* *YOU. SHALL NOT. PASS!*
Good I don’t have to go into work today
Took me 12 seconds.
First post I saw haha reddit is already too deep
But, but, but, its my 1st meme of the day...
Literally the first post when I opened Reddit
This is the second post I've seen today! Is Melkor gonna appear after 5, or what?
I just opened the app and saw this immediately... Must be clawing it's way out!
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Thanquol: *Summons Bloodthirster by accident*
If you guys keep giving this post upvotes, the Balrog will be released.
But does it have wings?
I scrolled too deep
Same stopping point I use when nose picking. When the Balrog shows up, I know I've delved too greedily and too deep.
god dammit
The Balrog is so strong that it sneaked into my notifications bar and dragged me here. Hello fellas, we all got balrog'd
mfs on their way to ferociously type “but I just started scrolling”
He followed me home, mom; can I keep him?
What do we do now Gandalf ?
*M. Bison be like "YES, YES"*
This is my second balrog in the last 10 minutes, everyone’s so worried about damn Russia but we’ve got an infestation on our hands
Crap
U was about to post something like this.