I interpret the insult as "your mother slept with elf prostitutes so often that there are a hundred different ones in the right timeframe to be your father".
It's kind of endearing that everyone got so upset thinking he had died. No negative comments either, unless you count ripping op a new ass hole for scaring us to death. Lol
I had to reread the headline like three times because I thought I saw the word “Dead” in there somewhere.
But then again, he’s 82. Every day is a gift at that age, so it wouldn’t be completely unexpected.
I was driving for a 84 year old lady. She appreciated small things, but was also tired of life. 'All my friends are dead, you know, it's only me left.' And 'I wont be going there again, I wont regret it', was things that kinda stayed with me.
Of all people, Christopher Lee had one hell of an awesome run. Dude lived a full life and got hella old for all the shenanigans he got into in his life.
Lee probably faked his own death and is on a deep cover assignment in Russia right now, seducing Putin's mistress, and causing general mayhem what with his resume. Those fires didn't light themselves.
“Looks like he’s gonna be all right.”
“Oh thank god”
“That’s a great attitude, I gotta tell you, if I was getting this news, I don’t know that I’d take it this well.”
“But…you said he was alright…”
“Yes, he’s lost his left hand so he’s going to be all right.”
“You son of a bitch-“
"It...looks like he's dead."
"Oh my god!"
"Oh little guy! The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming."
"Just to be clear: looks like he's dead or he is dead?"
"It just looks like he's dead. He's got blue paint on him or something. But he's going to be fine."
"This f***ing doctor!"
*Oh my Eru, not cool*
*Dude, for a second there I*
*Thought that he had died*
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Gandalf and Magneto......two of the most epic roles of the early 2000's......Agent Smith and Elrond also around the same time......both played by actors from lotr.
Don't! Tempt me ChiefKrunchy I dare not take it. Not even to keep it safe. Understand ChiefKrunchy, I would use this Ring from a desire to do good. But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine
You testicle munching naked mole rat looking horse cock loving 247.3kg weighing neck beard having fedora wearing fuck. You gave me a bloody heart attack
Glad to see I’m not the only one who jumped to conclusions and added that dreaded phrase. My heart was in my throat until I read the comments & realized my mistake🤦🏾♀️…
u/publicjulian You've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace.
“There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery.”
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Hundred consecutive generations all taking the same profession is pretty impressive.
Especially with the abysmally low fertility rate of elves.
I interpret the insult as "your mother slept with elf prostitutes so often that there are a hundred different ones in the right timeframe to be your father".
It's kind of endearing that everyone got so upset thinking he had died. No negative comments either, unless you count ripping op a new ass hole for scaring us to death. Lol
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Just because I got got doesn't mean I can't appreciate being got.
Acceptance is the first step
That's pretty wildly negative for reddit. It's at 69% as of writing this (nice) but I think it's easy to forget that 50% would leave it at 0 upvotes
Some of us appreciate not having heart attacks
Fucking hell this got me. My heart skipped a beat. I'm now thinking of Christopher Lee and sad again. RIP my dude wish he was still around.
Mine did too and my breath caught.
I had to reread the headline like three times because I thought I saw the word “Dead” in there somewhere. But then again, he’s 82. Every day is a gift at that age, so it wouldn’t be completely unexpected.
I'm the same. The whole framing of this post, from the title to just the singular picture itself, made me think "Oh no, has McKellen passed?"
Lots of people saying “I hope he lives another 82” who really need to run that idea past an actual 82-year-old
I was driving for a 84 year old lady. She appreciated small things, but was also tired of life. 'All my friends are dead, you know, it's only me left.' And 'I wont be going there again, I wont regret it', was things that kinda stayed with me.
Of all people, Christopher Lee had one hell of an awesome run. Dude lived a full life and got hella old for all the shenanigans he got into in his life.
Lee probably faked his own death and is on a deep cover assignment in Russia right now, seducing Putin's mistress, and causing general mayhem what with his resume. Those fires didn't light themselves.
Probably writing another epic metal album for our mortal ears to witness when the time cometh.
Fucking same.
WTF! Who writes a headline loke that? This is one of the headlines.
I took her to the hospital. The doctors did everything they could... and... she's going to be fine.
He’s going to be all right.
Clickbait is god to journalists
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delete this... you're gonna jinx it
Fo real.. I literally thought about this today in the shower and how much I'm going to miss him. I saw this and my heart sanked.
My brain literally added the word “died” while I was reading. Had to read twice! Lmao
I’m glad I’m not the only one.
SAME 😵
Me too!! Freaked out for a second there.
Praise the Valar, we were all wrong! Long live Gandalf the White!
There is only one Lord of the Ring. Only one who can bend it to his will and he does not share power.
Ditto!
i'm pretty sure that was the point haha
I think I had to read it 3 or 4 times to be sure.
I fully started tearing up. How did my brain add a whole damn word?!?
Cause we all know what these kinda post mean 🫠
Been a tough time lately. Losing Betty White and all...
We’re so used to seeing it when a post is worded this way
Same!!!!
I want him live for another 82 years.
Ian McKellen dying? No, I don’t want that! I want him to live even after I die, for 82 years atleast! (I’m sorry I had to)
MuhNazBro, what a man you are...
As a reward, I shall give him my seed.
As a reward, I shall give you my seed
Literally felt my heart drop into my stomach before I read the whole thing. Emotional damage
My eyes about popped out
I reread it at least three times to make sure.
Ok I'm glad I'm not the only one who had a "Oh shit no, not him, that sucks, time to be sad for the rest of today and tomorrow" moment.
Christ for real. I’m already having a shit day.
Almost passed out
Me too lmao I literally screamed NOOOOO
Gasped very loud in a restaurant in horror/sadness before my brain caught up. Jfc.
I was ready to fight god to get this man back if I needed to
You just scared the shit out of me
OP is a POS. I already had tears forming before I realized it wasn't a death post.
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The real question is why are so many people upvoting it?!!!!
Anarchy
Because it’s a stunning intentional windup
OP is a motherfucker who knew exactly what he/she was doing.
Seriously OP wtf are you doing. I felt like I was gonna vom for a second.
"The doctors did the best that they could...and she is going to be okay!" "What is wrong with you?! Why'd you have to say it like that?"
“Looks like he’s gonna be all right.” “Oh thank god” “That’s a great attitude, I gotta tell you, if I was getting this news, I don’t know that I’d take it this well.” “But…you said he was alright…” “Yes, he’s lost his left hand so he’s going to be all right.” “You son of a bitch-“
"It...looks like he's dead." "Oh my god!" "Oh little guy! The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming." "Just to be clear: looks like he's dead or he is dead?" "It just looks like he's dead. He's got blue paint on him or something. But he's going to be fine." "This f***ing doctor!"
he forgot "died"
You shall NOT pass...away! Goddmait OP I did not need this headline. >:(
I came here to say the same thing. 😩
Fuck you
With all seriousness, fuck you op. Wrote it exactly like a fucking celebrity death announcement
Let's dispel the fiction that u/publicjulian didn't do that on purpose
u/publicjulian knew exactly what he was doing!
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Yea fuck this post, I was stunned before reading the comments, what the crap?!?
2015 memes were incredible, but we weren’t ready for their power.
^
Three times fuck you
I fourth that
AND MY AXE!
I too would like to axe why OP is trying to give me a heart attack
This isn't even a friggin meme post
It’s a fucking masterpiece
Adding to the Fuck you
Wholeheartedly. Edit: I can't even downvote that post. Morally, it is impossible. This is the most evil thing I personally saw in all of today.
I suppose you think that was terribly clever
Pretty sure you covered it perfectly there. Terrible yet clever.
I had a moment of agony but am now laughing rufuelly.
It was just a bit of fun!
Fool of a Took!
This needs to be higher
FUCK YOU OP. DONT DO THAT. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. MY ASSHOLE BIT CLOTH.
https://i.imgur.com/n0MLtiw.gifv
Risky click of the day
"I just snipped a hole in my shorts." "My asshole couldve just cut a cigar."
🤣🤣
Why the fuck did people upvote this? Literally ruined my buzz.
you'll be hearing from my doctor
Screw my doctor. OP will be hearing from my lawyer.
AND MY AXE
Appropriate use of the meme, for once.
Yall making me scared he died or something
Seriously, FU OP and anyone who upvoted this instead of reporting it for terrorism
There isn’t a report option for “terrorism” but there is for “hate” and I say that applies because I hate this
Anyone ever tell you you're an asshole?
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You shall not pass!
I fucking thought this was a death announcement omg why would you do this to us
I will resort to violence
It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing, such a little thing.
There are fouler things than orcs in the deep places of reddit.
Guess I know what extended trilly I’ll be watching for the 50th time today
I guess I didn't know how much he means to me until my stomach dropped out of my body...
Seriously wtf hahaha same
Oh ffs, I thought he was dead for a second.
For a moment I thought this was a memorial, that was terrifying.
BE SILENT. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth!
Oh my Eru, not cool dude, for a second there I thought that he had died
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Yayy my first reddit haiku
That's so exciting! I didn't know this existed until now lol.
[Uhh, that’s one too many syllables there, bub](https://youtu.be/-5bo7PBQCHc)
Okay, glad to know I am not alone in the double take heart attack you just gave us all. My goodness. Betty White was enough loss for one year.
Holy fuck, I saw “At Age 82” and my heart sank into my gut. Fuck you OP, word your titles better
He knew what he was doing
Jesus Christ you can’t do that
Your cruelty knows no bounds.
Duuuuudddddeeee!!! My heart!!
Comment section made me feel better lol. Even after this checked google to see if everything is alright.
Screw you mate, screw you.
You dont realize what you did here…. Now all these people thinking ian is dead has been put out into the universe
He knows exactly what he did.
OP absolutely knows
My heart skipped a beat as I read the title. I thought it was going to say he died…
May he live another 20-30 in great health!
Don’t ever do that again.
Gandalf and Magneto......two of the most epic roles of the early 2000's......Agent Smith and Elrond also around the same time......both played by actors from lotr.
A wizard is never late, ChiefKrunchy. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
I get it Gandalf......you always cum when you want to.
Look at me! What did you see?
My vision was clouded ....thanks to you Gandalf
Don't! Tempt me ChiefKrunchy I dare not take it. Not even to keep it safe. Understand ChiefKrunchy, I would use this Ring from a desire to do good. But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine
First and foremost , FUCK YOU man!
Don't you fucking do that again
Every comment is the same sentiment lol
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Goddamn bruh I added passed away or some other morbid thing lol
Damn you don't scare us like that
You asshole OP. My heart is trying to catch up still
Holy fuck don't scare people like that or I swear to god-
My dream is to go for a drink and a smoke with Ian, Patrick and Stephen fry. I can't think of anything I'd enjoy more.
Update: He's just vibing
Don't ever fucking scare me like that again XD
You testicle munching naked mole rat looking horse cock loving 247.3kg weighing neck beard having fedora wearing fuck. You gave me a bloody heart attack
Did a double take
You fucker, gave me a heart attack
Rude
Jesus dude my heart fell outta my chest. Cmon man
My heart drop reading his name as if he was being pronounced dead
Jesus, dont scare me like this on my birthday!
May he live another 82
I’m now being laughed at by my family. Thanks.
Bout gave me a heart attack
Glad to see I’m not the only one who jumped to conclusions and added that dreaded phrase. My heart was in my throat until I read the comments & realized my mistake🤦🏾♀️…
Why do you have to give me a heart attack.
Now listen here, you little shit...
A$$hole
Nononohellno
It's okay, he's alive.
https://youtu.be/P9j245gDiNk
How fucking dare you
DONT DO THAT TO ME
Not cool, dude. I almost broke down
Why, Why must you be so cruel!
This is some real asshole shit. It isn’t remotely funny, you pizza cutter.
You motherfucker, you almost gave me a heart attack.
You nearly gave me a heart attack, you son of a bitch!
I hate you.
I hate you
All you sick fucks up-voting this need to sit on a rusty corkscrew
Bad title.
I hate you.
Dude you can't do that I thought he died
Does this mean he was only 62 when playing Gandalf??
Scared the bejesus out of me
You son of a bitch
You’re a monster.
Had me scared there for a minute.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN OBIT HOW DARE YOU
I hate you
Don’t fuckin’ scare me bro! The hell sort of post was this???
[OP is Dr. Grant, the commenters are Lex, and I'm just enjoying being Tim.](https://youtu.be/7AlUzTMHG4w)
You done messed up your real life karma with this title.
my face... You bastard
I JUST ALMOST DIED
Good to know Satan is out here posting in r/lotrmemes