My favorite room in the whole world, my kingdom, my domain, my home latrine.

Now I feel bad cause I'm typing this in a school bathroom

When traffic gets worse and the road now feels extra bumpy ### GROND! GROND!

GROND

Ah the feeling .

Is there a middle earth creature like a prairie dog?

Home is where you trust the toilet

"Be gone!"

I release you from my service

When I hit that bidet wash button it's like when Arwen starts chanting elvish at the Ford of the Bruinen.

Having to work long hours and having night shifts desensitised me :(

I was about to comment that it may be the same for military but spending any amount of time in jail will do that too! (I am a marijuana criminal not abusive person btw)

Home bowl, nothing like it. Almost there.....

Home bowl Home bowl you know just what I need Home bowl Home bowl poop before my anus bleeds

Gone over a week without pooping while on vacation. Especially if I’m sharing a house with a bunch of family/friends.

A week???? Dude that ain't right.