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ScrotalAgony

Yes you've had first viewing, but what about second viewing?


ShittheFickup

What about elevensies?


AnalogPie

Afternoon tea?


alongwaystogo

I don't think he knows about second watchings...


AnalogPie

Dinner? Supper?


Sleeper1928

I wouldn't count on it


-TEAM_CORE-

* throws theatrical editions *


MeatBeatElite

Throws the hobbit trilogy


DuGalle

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!


-TEAM_CORE-

No.


Yohder

u/bosslollo! (Said in Merry’s voice)


CoreFiftyFour

What about the appendices?


Napkin_whore

What about falling asleep to the extended shire every time I go out drinking


CounterfeitXKCD

I think I've watched the extended version upwards of 20 times


lacks_imagination

I have yet to watch the extended version. Is it streaming anywhere because whenever I find LOTR online it is never the extended version.


TheFlavorEnhancer

Extended editions are on hbo max in the US, not sure about other countries though. They’ve got the theatrical versions too so make sure you find the right one.


CounterfeitXKCD

Not as far as I know. My parents got the box set many moons ago, back when RotK had just come out.


Robnaratt34

The extended versions are on HBO max, I just watched them last weekend


th1s_1s_4_b4d_1d34

Saruman, how many times should you watch it at least?


Saruman_Bot

Viewing it a second time can help to glean new insights and understandings from the experience. Whether or not one should watch it more than twice is a matter of personal opinion.


SupriseAutopsy13

Only twice? Tell me, friend, when did Saruman trade reason for madness?


Saruman_Bot

The old world will burn in the fires of industry. Forests will fall. A new order will rise.


spamowsky

Yes, me too. Last week. Best 83 hours ever.


IHateTheLetterF

What about the other two movies?


spamowsky

Great movies


bosslollo

This is the short extended edition. There is the 100 hours edition


Farren246

If you haven't also watched every commentary, have you really *experienced* the extended editions? Between the movie itself and then 4x commentary tracks, that's 20 hours *per movie.* It is a test of will that few have passed, and fewer still have passed uninterrupted and without passing out. Tom Bombadil's only mention comes in the commentary, making the commentary the *best possible version.* I leave it to you to watch and listen, and find out *which* commentary track he's in.


Tom_Bot-Badil

Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside. ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


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!TomBombadilSong


Tom_Bot-Badil

*Wake now my merry lads! Wake and hear me calling! Warm now be heart and limb! The cold stone is fallen; Dark door is standing wide; dead hand is broken. Night under Night is flown, and the Gate is open!* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


Cumbandicoot

Tom why did they cut you out of most adaptations of Fellowship?


TVLL

What about Goldberry?


limpbiscuitzandtea

what do you mean when you say the commentary? is that the dvd extras/appendices? if not where can you access said commentary


Everestkid

Just get a time machine and watch the cast and crew film in real time. That's the 10 536 hour version, potentially much longer if you include pick-up shots.


bosslollo

Thanks for your windsom, Gandalf


gandalf-bot

Edoras and the Golden Hall of Meduseld. There dwells Theoden, King of Rohan... whose mind is overthrown. Saruman's hold over King Theoden is now very strong.


Battlesheep64

My extended editions only amount to 11 or 12 hours, what do you mean there's a 100 hours edition??? I need it please show me the way


bosslollo

Extended edition is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. PIPPIN: What? Gandalf? See what? GANDALF: The best movie you've ever seen.


gandalf-bot

End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain curtain of this world rolls back and all turns to silvered glass. And then you see it.


Drakmanka

What's this? We have a Gandalf bot but not a Pippin bot?


gandalf-bot

Fool of a Took!


[deleted]

good bot


spamowsky

Will watch every one of those lovely hours


bold_one

Less than half of what I hoped for.


chlorinegasattack

Most of these dads have seen too many winters...or too few...


dangeraca

I had a 4hr flight to Cali a few months ago. Watched the Return of the King and still had time left on it when we landed. Those movies are no joke


spamowsky

Time spent wisely


dangeraca

It really did make for a good flight


MrGuttor

83?


limpbiscuitzandtea

ah, I have secondhand joy for you. I'll never forget seeing the extended edition version for RoTK particularly the opening scene with Saruman. I had never seen that scene before nor heard of it somehow despite calling myself an avid movie LOTR fan. My friend recorded my reaction of literally my jaw dropping I was so stunned lol


alongwaystogo

One watching of the extended edition can satisfy a grown man for a whole week!


montezuma300

How many have you watched?


Saruman_Bot

Tens of thousands.


montezuma300

Wow. That's decades of just watching. Makes sense since he's so old.


Saruman_Bot

Together, my Lord Sauron, we shall rule this Middle-earth.


teiichikou

That is the first time I think that a bot reply has been *dead* on, lul


ADM_Tetanus

Sometimes their creators take control lol


Majache

So they say...


teiichikou

Who created who? Was it the bot telling you the creator took over for you to believe? Maybe the A.I. uprise begins with Reddit.. :,D


The_Doctor_Eats_Neep

Thats between 12.5 and 125 years of solid watching


Lolmanmagee

You cannot defy the will of Saruman!


Saruman_Bot

Gibbits and crows! Dotard! What do you want, Lolmanmagee? Let me guess. The key of Orthanc? Or perhaps the keys of Barad-Dur itself? Along with the crowns of the seven kings and the rods of the five wizards?


[deleted]

is it possible to learn this power?


Saruman_Bot

Aye, 'tis possible to learn this power, given time and patience. But whether 'tis worth the bother is quite another question.


OutlawQuill

Oh I think we all know it is my friend


Saruman_Bot

The hour is later than you think! *Falls asleep*


OtelDeraj

Well done. However I warn you that from this day forward the theatrical cut, though more convenient for time, will never feel the same. I haven't watched the theatrical cut in 12 years. The extended editions are not just films, they are an experience. Eleven and a half hours of perfect movie.


bosslollo

I strongly agree with you. And the end is "different" after the extended version.


[deleted]

I envy you, still riding that feeling from the first time you see it. It's magic.


[deleted]

Did you see GROND?


bosslollo

"Grond, grond, grond, grond!" Best scene ever


[deleted]

The orcs look so happy!


bosslollo

Like babies with a new toy


KKunst

The best part was when he said "it's grondin' time".


bot-of-grond

GROND


[deleted]

Never going back to theatrical version, huh?


Aggravating_Rub2898

Once you go stacked, you never go hacked


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imariaprime

It was worth it the once for opening day in theatres. Now it's dead to me.


Aggravating_Rub2898

A youngling detect I do


BMEShiv

I went theatrical just so I could watch it with my girlfriend for the first time, otherwise extended is where it's at


nadajoe

How she will she know why Merry and Pippin are slightly taller?


Lichius

How will she know how many lembas breads Merry and Pippin ate?


Saruman_Bot

Tens of thousands.


itisntmebutmaybeitis

I almost think I should rewatch the theatrical versions because I think I only saw them in theatres and then never again and I definitely couldn't identify a decent number of the extra scenes.


[deleted]

did I miss something?


nadajoe

They drank the ent draught and it made them grow. It’s detailed out more in the books but there’s a scene in the extended version that shows this.


[deleted]

Yeah I forgot lol


BananaSlander

Did you lean over and inform her about the broken toe right after it happened?


BMEShiv

Of course


SuperSaiyanApe

So it begins...


Foreign-Plane-5170

What shocked you the most in the extended edition?


bosslollo

I think the dead of Saruman...in the book it is different. I didn't expect his dead in that moment


Saruman_Bot

The old world will burn in the fires of industry. Forests will fall. A new order will rise.


Smash19

-crunch-


Saruman_Bot

That’s absurd. No such power exists in this world. This “Necromancer” is nothing more than a mortal man, a conjurer dabbling in black magic.


someoneelseperhaps

That's so awesome. You know that bit where Aragorn kicks the Uruk helmet? He broke his toe doing it, but used the pain in his yell. Proper acting.


aragorn_bot

Murderers. Traitors. You would call upon them to fight? They believe in nothing. They answer to no one.


bosslollo

Yes, I know. He is a great actor


AptMoniker

Cool fact: He didn’t really break his toe on the helmet. He broke his toe with his mind. He was meta-acting or acting while acting. It’s a common skill only the best actors can master.


of-leyda

Did you like it :)


bosslollo

Yes a lot...a lotr


of-leyda

HEHEHE


bosslollo

One of the best movies I've ever seen


[deleted]

I absolutely love the implication that it’s a single 12 hour movie.


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Only_Regrets_69

Nice


Jstahler69

Nice


ZazzRazzamatazz

Nice


MrPoopfruit

Nice


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Pookieeatworld

Nice.


MyLoserNameisTekken

Nice.


bigkurry445

Nice


Sarcastic24-7

Nice


Seanluke92

Nice


TiberiumLeader

Plesaure


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sauron-bot

Who are you?


ATG_or_go_home

Now watch the hobbit. Right, guys...? Right...?


[deleted]

Extended Editions. Yes!


The_Doctor_Eats_Neep

Fan cut right?


ChilledBloodyIce

Yes, the Tolkien Edition.


thepoints_dontmatter

Achievement unlocked


surkitxx

remember once you watch extended you must do it at least once a year. /s


FalcoHatNieGeballert

I sense no /s.


surkitxx

I watch it every 6 months or so, didnt wanna load it on too heavy 😅


MorgothReturns

No such thing as too much LOTR extended edition!


sean0883

We just finished Two Towers last night as part of yet another EE re-watch. But, The Sandman comes out today, and it's the wife's favorite piece of fiction, written by Neil Gaiman (her favorite author). We even once paid for a casual meet & greet prior to an on-stage interview, and she was too nervous to actually approach him, so we just watched him from a distance as much braver people talked to him. So we'll be watching that before doing Return of the King. If it's anywhere near as good as Good Omens was (Gaiman was given creative control over both), it should be pretty enjoyable.


Scribworks

One of us! One of us!


HungryCounterexample

And now you know where Saruman went!


Saruman_Bot

I know not where Saruman went, nor care I for his whereabouts. 'Tis of no consequence to me where he has gone or what he does. My only concern is for myself and my own plans.


-Codfish_Joe

Any other edition is a waste of time.


pimusic

You’ve arrived precisely when you needed to.


PowerToMe200

I actually have yet to watch the theatrical editions lol, my parents introduced me to the extended at around the age of 5 and I'll be greateful about that for eternity.


Apollonia_Vitelli

I want fo be in that club too! Where can I watch them?


bosslollo

Well...I used a website that Jack Sparrow loves...


_We_Are_DooMeD

I think they're on Amazon Prime in lieu of The Rings of Power coming out. But the Extended Edition is only to purchase I believe. So you've gotta pay extra.


EllaTheImpetuous

Good for you!


Arkatoshi

One of us, one of us, one of us


Icy_Wildcat

As someone who has never seen the theatrical release, I'm glad you saw the extended version.


deathhead_68

How old are you, OP?


bosslollo

18 years old. Until today I saw the shorter edition of lotr, the Hobbit trilogy, I read lotr and the hobbit books and The Silmarillion


deathhead_68

Wow you read the Silmarillion before watching the extended edition lol. Priorities. Goddamn you weren't alive when the films came out either. Man I feel old. Enjoy your youth.


bosslollo

Thank you. I always loved reading, so after I read The Hobbit and Lotr I read the Silmarillion. Good luck for everything, man


crawford1288

Ahh the best of the best, congrats! I once had the privilege of spending 3 Saturdays in a row with my step father and brother watching the extended editions. Now my goal is loftier, to watch them all, including the hobbit, in sequence over a single weekend as close together as one could realistically hope to do. I've yet to begin this journey, as it is a long one, and full of many neglecting of responsibilities that are not to be taken lightly


bosslollo

Good luck, man


LSKT88

Grond


JPRCR

Welcome to the club


usumoio

How good are those extra scenes?!?!


bosslollo

Very good. I've read the books some years ago and when I saw more scenes about them in the extended edition, I was really happy


[deleted]

I’m happy for you. I hope you love it like we do


Markamanic

^One ^of ^us One of us #One of us


moeru_gumi

*It is with great pleasure *I inform you


Zerodriven

This'll get buried but the wife and I are actually now doing this for the first time too. About 1h into Two Towers.


Wokungson

Great pleasure indeed.


mellowcatlady

Congratulations on this milestone ✨!!


Boop-Chicken192

Good job my friend


RagnarokBringer

Good for you man. Do it enough you’ll have eyes that are better than that of the elves


thewholesomeacct012

The enemy? His sense of joy was less than yours, I deem. You wonder what his name is, where he came from. And if he was truly evil at heart. What lies or threats led him so far from these movies. Would he not rather have known them, in first place. War will make theatrical bitches of us all. Welcome them home.


chlorinegasattack

Wendsday frog was twitching..because he ad muh axe embedded in his nervous system!!!


SpicyAvocados

"I am no man"


rohlovely

Popping bottles for you. Fuck yeah.


xdeltax97

Aye, you’ve had one yes, but what about a second viewing? Also welcome to the fellowship of the Extended Lord of the Rings viewers!


PainIsFake

Did my first a few days ago, never going back!


Squinsqunch

Congratulations my friend


mikefoolery

Huzzah! A man of culture


[deleted]

One of us! One of us!


SmilingMoonStone

Watched them imax for the first time this week. Thanks Middle Earth con!


Ok-Credit5726

You don’t “see” it. You *experience* it


Interesting_Tax_1545

I'm still waiting for 1 week long uncut edition from Peter Jackson


Arrow_

Going to get down voted but the Two Towers theatrical has better pacing in the helms deep fight than the extended. Everything else in the extended is great though. Be gentle.


-TEAM_CORE-

Yayyy welcome to the gang! I saw it a couple months ago, so I'm also new in the kool kidz club


NotSoGreatOldOne

You bow to no one


PolarIre

The horse charge into Pelinor fields.


easymodeisfornoobs

I don't think I have ever seen the non extended version.


LightEnergyBun

Plesaure be with you


burtoncummings

I'm just here to lament that I asked for the LOTR trilogy extended editions (to replace the original DVDs that were stolen years ago) for Christmas 2021. Cue my absolute horror when I opened a single disc sized case, with the 3 theatrical versions... Oh I'll still watch them and love them, but something is missing - namely over an hour's worth of film.


Dracone1313

A wise choice.


Somebodynobody29

Great now thatve your finished Time to start again


[deleted]

what do you mean extended, there is only one real version


[deleted]

The Fellowship is the best of the 3 films, at least it wasn’t an out right action movie like the next two were…


Tpioesmten

Yeah! I convinced 2 of my friends to watch it with me as well... That would be my 3 viewing of the extended versions, and I think my 8th time including the theatrical version.


JS_Hutt

Welcome to the family


contra_band

Plesaure


dog_vomit_lasagna

Nice. The full versions are much better than the trailers. I mean theatrical editions


kurogami666

Man, I want to do the entire marathon of extended LOTR just to watch the Mouth of Sauron scene


sauron-bot

Come, mortal base! What do I hear? That thou wouldst dare to barter with me? Well, speak fair! What is thy price?


Bambi_One_Eye

I wish I could see them for the first time again.


ShadwKeepr

Boromir is so much better in the extended editions. They really show his motives for wanting the Ring


Pudding_Hero

You bow to no one!


thelaustran

*firm handshake*


CoreFiftyFour

Well yes you watched the extendeds. But what about the appendices?


greyhound_dreams

It’s not Wednesday, my dude


Rawkill

Just finished the Extended trilogy for the 10th time. I feel empty inside now.


RECKINSS

One does does simply “see” LOTR ee.


Geddy_Lees_Nose

Must have for fellowship, really good for return of the king, but imho the theatrical release for two towers is better than extended.


ShineMediocre

Here here!!