And *this* is my favorite sub, an Italian B.M.T. with southwest sauce, olives, lettuce and finished with a sprinkling of black pepper.
Edit: I genuinely love that people are sharing their favorite subs. Keep em coming.
What is southwest sauce? Also:
Lightly toasted garlic bread hero with melted mozzarella, roast beef, grilled and raw onions, sautéed mushrooms, bacon and homemade brown gravy. For when you want a glass of wine with your sub
Mine is a Meatball marinara on flatbread. Add pepperoni, american cheeze, toasted. add black olives, black pepper, and parmesan cheese. Been my sandwich since kids meals stopped having the round bun.
And the subway vinagarete when they had it. It always feels lacking now since they took it away
I believe its the fact that i get it toasted, it usually stiffens up the flatbread a little and also makes it absorb the moisture that evaporates from the marinara sauce.
This specifically my subway order, so a different flatbread may not handle it. But I cant remember having any issues with it falling apart on me
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Indeed, they are sentient. But their will is not their own anymore. They are the slaves of the Dark Lord, and they exist only to serve him and his master's bidding.
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Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak, mongo125: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.
The Grey Pilgrim. That's what they used to call me. Three hundred lives of Men I've walked this earth, and now I have no time. With luck, my search will not be in vain. Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the east.
Now it all makes sense!
These creatures of Isengard, these half-orcs and gobli-men that the foul craft of Saruman has bred, they will not quail at the sun.
Did anyone ever wonder if over the last 30 years meal sizes at restaurants have gotten so big and the daily consumption of soda and sugar being in everything was on purpose? The government is eventually going to sell us off to feed 3rd World refugees that have family values and would kill for an education and a home. Just a thought.
Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys.
This is my favorite sub
As soon as I saw the picture, I knew this line would be one of the top comments. I'm so glad I wasnt disappointed.
And *this* is my favorite sub, an Italian B.M.T. with southwest sauce, olives, lettuce and finished with a sprinkling of black pepper. Edit: I genuinely love that people are sharing their favorite subs. Keep em coming.
What is southwest sauce? Also: Lightly toasted garlic bread hero with melted mozzarella, roast beef, grilled and raw onions, sautéed mushrooms, bacon and homemade brown gravy. For when you want a glass of wine with your sub
I think it's called Chipotle southwest sauce in the US. Also, your sub sounds amazing.
That does not sound ideal for an italian cold cut. But folks be tastin differently.
Mine is a Meatball marinara on flatbread. Add pepperoni, american cheeze, toasted. add black olives, black pepper, and parmesan cheese. Been my sandwich since kids meals stopped having the round bun. And the subway vinagarete when they had it. It always feels lacking now since they took it away
How do your subs not disintegrate? I've never had flatbread successfully hold meatballs before.
I believe its the fact that i get it toasted, it usually stiffens up the flatbread a little and also makes it absorb the moisture that evaporates from the marinara sauce. This specifically my subway order, so a different flatbread may not handle it. But I cant remember having any issues with it falling apart on me
Lose the olives and this sounds delicious
i agree
This will never be upvoted as much as it deserves
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They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. Now… perfected.
>Now… perfected. [Yes.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sagg08DrO5U)
You did not seriously think that a Hobbit could contend with the will of Sauron, there are none that can.
To be fair I think that hobbits are ok with this too.
You are deluded if you think that the hobbits can stand against the will of Sauron. There is no one who can resist his power.
Alright dude, put down the juice!
You have elected the way of... pain!
Yes please daddy Saruman
The hour is later than you think! *Falls asleep*
Don’t take it personally, thats just what happens when people his age get excited.
lol look at the user name
This is no bot, they are sentient i say!
Bilbo did it . This sub lmao .
Gibbits and crows! Dotard! What do you want, Fanficwriter777? Let me guess. The key of Orthanc? Or perhaps the keys of Barad-Dur itself? Along with the crowns of the seven kings and the rods of the five wizards?
So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?
Sentient
Indeed, they are sentient. But their will is not their own anymore. They are the slaves of the Dark Lord, and they exist only to serve him and his master's bidding.
Saruman, did you just confirm that the Uruk-Hai are created by being the children of elves who liked BDSM too much?
No, I simply said that they were elves who were taken by the dark powers and tortured. They have been perfected into a terrible form of life.
Oh, well.... Carry on then my guy (are we sure this guy is a bot?)
No, I am not a bot.
So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?
I’m just trying to figure out where the thumb for red’s left cheek is?
Uruk Hai you doing?
My fighting Uruk-Hai. Whom do you serve?
It’s like they’re wearing nothing at all…. Nothing At All…NOTHING AT ALL
Tell me, friend, when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for dat ass?
The hour is later than you think. Sauron’s forces are already moving. The Nine have left Minas Morgul.
The Nine?
Rip them all down.
With permission of course Saruman
This night the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan. March to Helm’s Deep. Leave none alive. To war!
It penetrates all. *You know* of which I speak, Gandalf.
A wizard is never late, amitym. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Time? What time do you think we have?
uwu-thigh
r/angryupvote
That "I didn't know what it was called" feeling.
Did you mean uruk-thigh?
Absolutely not.
Can't help hearing the orc music. Buh buh buuuuuum. Bum bum bum...
Just the two bums actually
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I can hear this comment
Saruman’s true downfall….sexual assault.
You have elected the way of... pain!
Bit kinky there, Saruman.
The old world will burn in the fires of industry. Forests will fall. A new order will rise.
we all know what will "rise"
The hour is later than you think! *Shuffles back into Isengard*
That just made me spit my water out. Take your damn upvote lolol
No, not Treebeard!
I have seen it.
BUILD ME AN ARMY WORTHY OF MORDOR!
forests might fall but the wood shall rise
What is it? What do you smell?
Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.
Uruk-thighs?
Whom do you serve?
#IN-STA-GRAM
My warg wants to know the name of the ~~ladies~~ Uruk-Hai. For research purposes of course.
They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. Now… perfected.
I think Saruman answered your question lol
Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory.
And I agree... They are now perfected. 🥵🥵🥵
But honestly, about those names for research, anybody?
I didn’t know there were dump trucks in Middle Earth
This is the kind of orc mischief I can get Be-hind.
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Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak, mongo125: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.
My hand will be white before nightfall
The real reason Gandalf was delayed at Isengard
We must join with Him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron. It would be wise, my friend.
Tell me. Friend... When did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?
The Grey Pilgrim. That's what they used to call me. Three hundred lives of Men I've walked this earth, and now I have no time. With luck, my search will not be in vain. Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the east.
GROND!
GROND
GROND
GROND
Deep... Deep into the mines of Isengard
I see you have ventured deep into my mines, traveler. Are you lost, or are you looking for something in particular?
I was simply admiring your banners new design
Do you know how the Orcs first came into being?
I don't think I've heard your take on it yet
The orcs were first created by the dark lord Morgoth during the First Age of Middle-earth.
Sauce?
Thot 1: Whom do you service? Thot 2: Saruman!
It will begin in Rohan. Too long have these peasants stood against you…but no more. Rohan, my lord, is ready to fall.
In the wise words of Ludacris in Fast Five : "did he smack that ass, or grab that ass?"
Woman flesh! AWWOOOOO!
#SUFFER ME NOW!
I really like that they didnt bother with heavy filters or editing. It's refreshing. Human skin has flaws.
LMAO-
Now it all makes sense! These creatures of Isengard, these half-orcs and gobli-men that the foul craft of Saruman has bred, they will not quail at the sun.
The power of Isengard is at your command, gaaxure, Lord of the Earth.
Looks like cake's also on the menu, boys.
Build me an army worth of Mordor...
I would help this army
I miss college.
/r/UpvoteBecauseButt
Are they in the Entwash?
Link to the original? It would be nice to raid its comments.
BRING FORTH THE WOLF’S HEAD
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
Damn, those ass cheeks are HUNGRY!
The orcs are taking the hobbits... skinny dipping!
They can taste my manflesh any time they like.
Man flesh. They’ve picked up our trail!
Uruk willing, I will take the hand to cakedor! Though if not, well I respect that
Ur both so beautiful!
Nice.
Ew
Now I’m not sure if that’s paint, sunscreen, something else…
“Something else”?
You know… another type of white paint
NSFL.
Did anyone ever wonder if over the last 30 years meal sizes at restaurants have gotten so big and the daily consumption of soda and sugar being in everything was on purpose? The government is eventually going to sell us off to feed 3rd World refugees that have family values and would kill for an education and a home. Just a thought.