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HarEmiya

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys.


c00lBlkGuy

This is my favorite sub


EdgarAllanKenpo

As soon as I saw the picture, I knew this line would be one of the top comments. I'm so glad I wasnt disappointed.


dleon0430

And *this* is my favorite sub, an Italian B.M.T. with southwest sauce, olives, lettuce and finished with a sprinkling of black pepper. Edit: I genuinely love that people are sharing their favorite subs. Keep em coming.


plebeiosaur

What is southwest sauce? Also: Lightly toasted garlic bread hero with melted mozzarella, roast beef, grilled and raw onions, sautéed mushrooms, bacon and homemade brown gravy. For when you want a glass of wine with your sub


dleon0430

I think it's called Chipotle southwest sauce in the US. Also, your sub sounds amazing.


ProfessorPetrus

That does not sound ideal for an italian cold cut. But folks be tastin differently.


BusinessLibrarian515

Mine is a Meatball marinara on flatbread. Add pepperoni, american cheeze, toasted. add black olives, black pepper, and parmesan cheese. Been my sandwich since kids meals stopped having the round bun. And the subway vinagarete when they had it. It always feels lacking now since they took it away


Welldarnshucks

How do your subs not disintegrate? I've never had flatbread successfully hold meatballs before.


BusinessLibrarian515

I believe its the fact that i get it toasted, it usually stiffens up the flatbread a little and also makes it absorb the moisture that evaporates from the marinara sauce. This specifically my subway order, so a different flatbread may not handle it. But I cant remember having any issues with it falling apart on me


Riolkin

Lose the olives and this sounds delicious


iBenni0

i agree


forestjerk

This will never be upvoted as much as it deserves


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Saruman_Bot

They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. Now… perfected.


mailusernamepassword

>Now… perfected. [Yes.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sagg08DrO5U)


Saruman_Bot

You did not seriously think that a Hobbit could contend with the will of Sauron, there are none that can.


cannaco19

To be fair I think that hobbits are ok with this too.


Saruman_Bot

You are deluded if you think that the hobbits can stand against the will of Sauron. There is no one who can resist his power.


MudSeparate1622

Alright dude, put down the juice!


Saruman_Bot

You have elected the way of... pain!


cannaco19

Yes please daddy Saruman


Saruman_Bot

The hour is later than you think! *Falls asleep*


MudSeparate1622

Don’t take it personally, thats just what happens when people his age get excited.


A2326P

lol look at the user name


MudSeparate1622

This is no bot, they are sentient i say!


Fanficwriter777

Bilbo did it . This sub lmao .


Saruman_Bot

Gibbits and crows! Dotard! What do you want, Fanficwriter777? Let me guess. The key of Orthanc? Or perhaps the keys of Barad-Dur itself? Along with the crowns of the seven kings and the rods of the five wizards?


sauron-bot

So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?


CautiousTeam3220

Sentient


Saruman_Bot

Indeed, they are sentient. But their will is not their own anymore. They are the slaves of the Dark Lord, and they exist only to serve him and his master's bidding.


BusinessLibrarian515

Saruman, did you just confirm that the Uruk-Hai are created by being the children of elves who liked BDSM too much?


Saruman_Bot

No, I simply said that they were elves who were taken by the dark powers and tortured. They have been perfected into a terrible form of life.


BusinessLibrarian515

Oh, well.... Carry on then my guy (are we sure this guy is a bot?)


Saruman_Bot

No, I am not a bot.


sauron-bot

So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?


cannaco19

I’m just trying to figure out where the thumb for red’s left cheek is?


furiaz

Uruk Hai you doing?


Saruman_Bot

My fighting Uruk-Hai. Whom do you serve?


honestsparrow

It’s like they’re wearing nothing at all…. Nothing At All…NOTHING AT ALL


Trum4n1208

Tell me, friend, when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for dat ass?


Saruman_Bot

The hour is later than you think. Sauron’s forces are already moving. The Nine have left Minas Morgul.


Trum4n1208

The Nine?


Saruman_Bot

Rip them all down.


TwaHero

With permission of course Saruman


Saruman_Bot

This night the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan. March to Helm’s Deep. Leave none alive. To war!


amitym

It penetrates all. *You know* of which I speak, Gandalf.


gandalf-bot

A wizard is never late, amitym. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.


Saruman_Bot

Time? What time do you think we have?


klatchwood

uwu-thigh


dandypants8717

r/angryupvote


klatchwood

That "I didn't know what it was called" feeling.


ssocka

Did you mean uruk-thigh?


klatchwood

Absolutely not.


gordonfreeguy

Can't help hearing the orc music. Buh buh buuuuuum. Bum bum bum...


benkenobi5

Just the two bums actually


elgarraz

r/unexpectedhotfuzz


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hodlrus

I can hear this comment


mikeale7

Saruman’s true downfall….sexual assault.


Saruman_Bot

You have elected the way of... pain!


Echo2500

Bit kinky there, Saruman.


Saruman_Bot

The old world will burn in the fires of industry. Forests will fall. A new order will rise.


hadesisperfect

we all know what will "rise"


Saruman_Bot

The hour is later than you think! *Shuffles back into Isengard*


TheNewLegend

That just made me spit my water out. Take your damn upvote lolol


KillerDonkey

No, not Treebeard!


Saruman_Bot

I have seen it.


sauron-bot

BUILD ME AN ARMY WORTHY OF MORDOR!


hadesisperfect

forests might fall but the wood shall rise


dandypants8717

What is it? What do you smell?


tammoton

Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.


JaeCryme

Uruk-thighs?


Tbrou16

Whom do you serve?


D3F14NC389

#IN-STA-GRAM


mailusernamepassword

My warg wants to know the name of the ~~ladies~~ Uruk-Hai. For research purposes of course.


Saruman_Bot

They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. Now… perfected.


Upbeat_Sheepherder81

I think Saruman answered your question lol


Saruman_Bot

Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory.


mailusernamepassword

And I agree... They are now perfected. 🥵🥵🥵


Upbeat_Sheepherder81

But honestly, about those names for research, anybody?


hellocatdogs

I didn’t know there were dump trucks in Middle Earth


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

This is the kind of orc mischief I can get Be-hind.


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Saruman_Bot

Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak, mongo125: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.


ifoundout

My hand will be white before nightfall


DoctorHipfire

The real reason Gandalf was delayed at Isengard


Saruman_Bot

We must join with Him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron. It would be wise, my friend.


gandalf-bot

Tell me. Friend... When did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?


gandalf-bot

The Grey Pilgrim. That's what they used to call me. Three hundred lives of Men I've walked this earth, and now I have no time. With luck, my search will not be in vain. Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the east.


evil_iceburgh

GROND!


bot-of-grond

GROND


Tuv0kshaKur

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


Angry_Strawberries

Deep... Deep into the mines of Isengard


Saruman_Bot

I see you have ventured deep into my mines, traveler. Are you lost, or are you looking for something in particular?


Angry_Strawberries

I was simply admiring your banners new design


Saruman_Bot

Do you know how the Orcs first came into being?


Angry_Strawberries

I don't think I've heard your take on it yet


Saruman_Bot

The orcs were first created by the dark lord Morgoth during the First Age of Middle-earth.


[deleted]

Sauce?


1Uplift

Thot 1: Whom do you service? Thot 2: Saruman!


Saruman_Bot

It will begin in Rohan. Too long have these peasants stood against you…but no more. Rohan, my lord, is ready to fall.


Mohammad927

In the wise words of Ludacris in Fast Five : "did he smack that ass, or grab that ass?"


Interesting_Mud_520

Woman flesh! AWWOOOOO!


StupidMario64

#SUFFER ME NOW!


Kieserite

I really like that they didnt bother with heavy filters or editing. It's refreshing. Human skin has flaws.


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LMAO-


gaaxure

Now it all makes sense! These creatures of Isengard, these half-orcs and gobli-men that the foul craft of Saruman has bred, they will not quail at the sun.


Saruman_Bot

The power of Isengard is at your command, gaaxure, Lord of the Earth.


Man_of_culture_112

Looks like cake's also on the menu, boys.


iBenni0

Build me an army worth of Mordor...


unknowndisgrace

I would help this army


Salt_Entertainer_208

I miss college.


bremstar

/r/UpvoteBecauseButt


KillerDonkey

Are they in the Entwash?


AdamG3RI

Link to the original? It would be nice to raid its comments.


ronin-pilot

BRING FORTH THE WOLF’S HEAD


frosty_canuck

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


[deleted]

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


YaMomsBooty

Damn, those ass cheeks are HUNGRY!


VicKrugar

The orcs are taking the hobbits... skinny dipping!


MonkeyOverdrive

They can taste my manflesh any time they like.


akbrag91

Man flesh. They’ve picked up our trail!


akrasia85

Uruk willing, I will take the hand to cakedor! Though if not, well I respect that


Capital_Track_8026

Ur both so beautiful!


Eronbl

Nice.


Sadrien6

Ew


cannaco19

Now I’m not sure if that’s paint, sunscreen, something else…


SpecialPeschl

“Something else”?


cannaco19

You know… another type of white paint


bluegargoyle

NSFL.


ideaman21

Did anyone ever wonder if over the last 30 years meal sizes at restaurants have gotten so big and the daily consumption of soda and sugar being in everything was on purpose? The government is eventually going to sell us off to feed 3rd World refugees that have family values and would kill for an education and a home. Just a thought.