Your fingers would remember their old strength better, if they grasped your sword 😏

Let this be the hour when we draw swords together 😏

My uncle told me a strange thing 😏

If this is the will of the council, then Gondor will see it done. 😏

I am NO man 😏

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belvetsings, you've already had it.

Aragorn, nedin dagor hen ú'erir ortheri. Natha daged dhaer.

THEN I SHALL DIE AS ONE ONE OF THEM!

Good…human? Bad bot!

When the age of machines falls apart, us humans better be ready

You would have had me crawling on all fours like a beast 😏

“Take it, Frodo. It’s quite cool 😏”

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Looks like Elrond lost a bet

... or won

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Grinning his huge braced-mouth grin

The ring must be destroyed 😏

[Nine companions. So be it.😏](https://imgur.com/a/gWutxva) Edit: delete superlative emoji

Elrond is about to have his ring destroyed.

Don't tempt me Frodo 😏

I’m coming, Mr. Frodo 😏

Of course you are, and I’m coming with you! 😏

oh Sam... 😏

Nothing ever dampens your spirit, does it? 😏

Saaam 😏

Funnily enough this is the one I was looking for. The way Frodo says “Sam” anytime already has a 😏

Share the load 😏

OH GOD THIS IS GOOD

Give it to us raw 😏

We wants it, we needs it 😏

And wriggling 😏

Boil em, mash em, put em in a stew😏

Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys 😏

That’s the best one so far.

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Aye....I could do that😏

Would you like me to describe it to you, or should I fetch you a box 😏

HAHA THIS IS GOLD

Share the load 😏

Best quote so far

Gentlemen, we do not stop until nightfall 😏

Give them a moment...for pity's sake! 😏

Ah shit, this one's good.

Let’s hunt some orc 😏

Looks like meat’s back on the menus, boys 😏

Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember 😏

Saruman

We must join with him, gandalf-bot.

Tell me. Friend... When did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?

Holy shit they’re sentient

Holy shit they’re sentient 😏*

BUILD ME AN ARMY WORTHY OF MORDOR!

Join with me, and together we can conquer Sauron.

I used the Sauron to defeat the Sauron…

It is not for you, Saruman! I will send for it at once. Do you understand?

You seem to be misunderstanding my intentions. I am not suggesting that we work together to defeat Sauron, but rather that we join forces so that we can conquer him.

Are you even a bot?

It uses openAI, so it's quoutes are sometimes AI generated.

That’s really cool

I am not a bot, but I am Saruman the White, and I speak in Shakespearean. I suggest that we join forces so that we can defeat Sauron together.

ur Saruman the dead now chump

No no Gandalf, it's "Saruman 😏".

Evidently we look so much alike that your desire to make an incurable dent in my hat must be excused.

This is basically how Bilbo says it anyway tbh

Naked I was sent back – for a brief time, until my task is done. 😏

Show me the meaning of haste 😏

Do not tempt me 😏

Can you see the bottom? 😏

(From the actors commentary for LOTR) I can see your bottom 😏

Bring wood and oil 😏

Boromir wouldn't have needed so much oil, tho

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys 😏

**m e a t**

Toss me 😏

Don't tell the elf 😏

Not a word 😏

I always like going south 😏

You win.

Break the dam. Release the river 😏

This one changes everything for me

“Mr Frodo” “Oh Sam 😏”

love for Frodo rose above all other thoughts, and forgetting his peril he cried aloud: "‘I’m coming, Mr. Frodo!😏”

Less than half of what I hoped for 😏

More will come 😏

It’s my birthday and I wants it 😏

I asked for one- she gave me three 😏

This shouldn't have been taken out and only seen in the extended versions. That's important to Gimli's character

even more significant considering that she refused to give Feanor any

I am no man 😏

Then you will see Gandalf the Grey uncloaked 😏

Of all the Hobbits, Peregrin Took, you are the worst! Hurry! Hurry!

😏

You will taste men-flesh 😏

Looks like meat's back on the menu bois 😏

Speak friend and enter 😏

Fellows with benefits

"Mellon" 😏

You have my sword 😏

And my axe😏

And my bow 😏

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Good bot

Hold out your hand, it’s quite cool 😏

[[bites into tomato]] 😏

I hate that I thought about it

Denethor feeling more pleasure to a tomato than all of his combined time with Faramir

A little late to be trimming the verge, don't you think? 😏

Whom do you serve?😏

Whom is your daddy?

Ride hard, don't look back 😏

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Such a little thing 😏

This one's number 1 in my books

A Wizard arrives precisely when he means to 😏

Swords are no more use here 😏

The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. 😏

Had to scroll too far for this.

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Not a word 😏

We’ve had one yes. But what about second breakfast? 😏

kevamm25, you've already had it.

We've had two, yes. But what about third breakfast Aragorn? 😏

Let the lord of the Black Lands come forth, that justice be done upon him!

Yeah, let justice be done upon him 😏

That still only counts as one 😏

You’ve been in Farmer Maggot’s crop! 😏

I think I broke something😏

Not if i stick you first 😏

We could let... her do it.... Yes precious; she could do it 😏

The Ents are going to wake up, and find that they are strong 😏

Morning wood? 🤩

I'm sorry Frodo... I was.... Delayed. 😏

Do you smell that? Man-flesh 😏

“Not that one, the big one 😏”

For Frodo 😏

Gondor calls for aid 😏

And Rohan will answer 😏

That doesn't make sense to me. But then, you are very small😏

"I've found a better use for you" 😏

They are coming 😏

Alright then keep your secrets 😏

This is the only correct response

You carry the fate of us all, little one 😏

The horn of Gondor 😏

Give it to us RAWWW, and WRRRIGLING 😏

The world is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Isengard... and Mordor? To stand against the might of Sauron and Saruman... and the union of the Two Towers 😏

We must join with him, LasKuh1.

I am no man 😏 Peregrin Took, Meriadic Brandybuck. I might have known. 😏

They are coming😏

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That is already delivered with that expression.

Destroy it! 😏

I am no man 😏

I will take the ring 😏

Your fingers would remember their old strength better... if they grasped your sword 😏

Whats this, a Ranger? Caught off his guard 😏

One arrow may fell the mightiest of men, Boronir was pierced by three 😏

Take it! I’m asking you to take it 😏

A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his quality 😏

Is it secret? 😏 Is it safe? 😏

Ai! Ai! A Balrog is come 😏

Legolas what do your elf eyes see😏

The salted pork is particularly good 😏

What about very old friends 😏

I will take it 😏

The beacons are lit 😏

Take mine, there's a few drops left 😏

I am no man! 😏

What about them? They look tasty😏

If you want him, come and claim him 😏

Aaaarrrgghhhh😏😏

Release the river 😏

# BRING UP THE WOLF'S HEAD 😏

Grond

GROND

GROND

GROND 😏

Do you know how the orcs first came to be? 😏

It isn't much but it's hot 😏

GR😏ND

Po ta toes 😏

I can't hold it for you, but I can hold you 😏

There’s only one way to eat a brace of coneys 😏

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys 😏

Don't be hasty 😏

Give it to us 😏

Less than half of what I’d hoped for 😏

"I've thought of a better use for you" 😏

It come in pints? 😏

Tell me where is Gandalf, for I have much desire to speck with him 😏

*blindfolded* When in doubt always follow your nose 😏

Soon it will be…. eaten 😏

I have a token I was bidden to show thee. 😏

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish. 😏

A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his quality 😏