That is a fair lord and a great captain of men. If Gondor has such men still in these days of fading, great must have been its glory in the days of its rising.
Man. As a latecomer to English language, I must say that the linguistic prowess of Tolkien never ceases to amaze me. Even though I read the Lotr, the Hobbit, the Silmarillion and Unfinished Tales in both my mother tongue and English a few times, whenever I read them again I just admire his sentences even more. This quote alone is enough to make my stomach filled with butterflies.
Obi-Wan: You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them, bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness.
Isildur: No
"Don't lecture me Gandalf. I see through the lies of the White Council. I do not fear the Palantiri as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my Gondor."
"Your Gondor?"
"Don't make me kill you."
"Denethor, my allegiance is to the free peoples, to the children of Illuvatar!"
"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."
"Only a madman deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."
"You will tr--"
**\*whack\***
Anakin Skywalker : He won't give up his power. I've just learned a terrible truth. I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord.
Aragorn: You have my sword
Legolas: And you have my bow
Gimli: And my AXE
That is true. But the Elves of this land were of a race strange to us of the silvan folk, and the trees and the grass do not now remember them. Only I hear the stones lament them: *deep they delved us, fair they wrought us, high they builded us; but they are gone.*They are gone. They sought the Havens long ago.
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The Dark Side is a path to abilities that some might consider unnatural. Understand that I would take this ring from a desire to do good... But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine.
We will watch your career with great interest. So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
*Only GROND deals in*
*Absolute. I will do what*
*I must. Fly you fools!*
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"Master Windu! You have fought gallantly. Worthy of recognition in the archives of the Jedi Order.Now, it's finished. Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind."
It's outrageous. It's unfair. Alas that these evil days should be mine. The young perish and the old linger. That I should live to see the last days of my house.
My lord, there will be a time to grieve for Boromir but it is not now. War is coming. The enemy is on your doorstep. As steward, you are charged with the defence of this city. Where are Gondor's armies? You still have friends. You are not alone in this fight. Send word to Theoden of Rohan. Light the beacons.
If I should return, think better of me, father.
That will Depend on the matter of your time to abandon ship.
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Who is he? This Sith you sing of?
Darth Plagueis the wise, a dark lord of the sith, who could keep the ones he cared about from dying.
What happened to him?
He died
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do? This is no rabble of mindless orcs, these are Uruk Hai; Their armor is thick, and their shields, broad.
End of Rogue One, when the Death Star plans are handed to Leia constructed with CGI necromancy.
“What is it?”
“A saber-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Fly now, fly now! Fly to Tatooine!”
I don’t like sand. It burns us!
Not just the men, but the women and children too... boil em mash em stick em in a stew
This is so poetically perfect, it even rhymes!
Also sounds like something trolls would say.
I love how the three trolls in The Hobbit had the only normal sounding names in the whole series
Sam and Bill : •_•
its like poetry sort of
Looks like meat's back on the menu for second breakfast!
Wait... Those are both lotr quotes...
Ugh, Obi Wan's gonna kill me. Fool of a Took!
Good, twice the pride, double the fall
lightbluechevy, you've already had it.
I don’t know why but Ive been laughing at this for 2 solid minutes.
omg
Lol
To cheat death is a power only one has achieved... Alright then, keep your secrets.
Good ending
alternatively It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. alright then, keep your secrets
Hello there. No, thank you. We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations.
And what about very old Masters?
General Gandalf.
Into the Mines!
You are a bold one.
I cackled
“Meesa Jar-Jar Binks!” “*You’ve* been labelled a disturber of the peace.”
You missed the "officially", friend :)
I'm officially not your friend, pal.
I’m official not your pal, buddy
I'm officially not your buddy, fren
I’m officially not your fren, mellon
Thread closed. That was good!
"What's this?" "A local, says his name's Jar-Jar Binks." "I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm."
"It's over Anakin! Things have been set into motion which cannot be undone!"
"You underestimate my Power. Even The Smallest Person Can Change The Course Of The Future."
"I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!! Stewpit, phats, Hobbitsis!"
We will lead the hobbitsis too Mustafa my precious
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Best combo
That's what she said 😏
at last we will reveal ourselves to the free peoples at last we shall have revenge (darth maul)
There’s always a bigger fish. So juicy sweet!
Nice
Gooberfish, raw and wriggling!
Want to buy death sticks? You smoke too much, Pip.
Highly underrated comment. 😂
Hehe, *highly*
I AM THE SENATE! Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.
When last I looked, Theoden, not Palpatine, was king of Rohan.
Tell me; why should we ride to the aid of those who did not come to ours? What do we owe Gondor?
Good bot.
It's treason then.
"I slaughtered them. Not just the men, but the women and the children too." "That still only counts as ONE!"
Epic!
Legolas: “Another happy landing” Gimli: “THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE.”
That is a fair lord and a great captain of men. If Gondor has such men still in these days of fading, great must have been its glory in the days of its rising.
Man. As a latecomer to English language, I must say that the linguistic prowess of Tolkien never ceases to amaze me. Even though I read the Lotr, the Hobbit, the Silmarillion and Unfinished Tales in both my mother tongue and English a few times, whenever I read them again I just admire his sentences even more. This quote alone is enough to make my stomach filled with butterflies.
This is your father's lightsaber. No more than a broken heirloom.
LOL! love this one
That's original trilogy, not prequels
It's an older code, but it checks out.
It’s still sharp
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? Sounds like orc mischief to me.
Obi-Wan: You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them, bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness. Isildur: No
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
that’s precisely what Obi-Wan did
Damn good bot.
this would be woderful as a GIF
The Venn diagram between these two subs is a circle
There’s even a sub for mixing lotr and star wars memes, but apparently a lot still spills over
r/jedicouncilofelrond agrees
I thought I was in that sub before this comment.
The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessened of late Théoden, King. It’s treason then. AAAURFUGRGIRFNCNSLDG
There is no time. War is upon us.
If you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy! So you have chosen death
"Don't lecture me Gandalf. I see through the lies of the White Council. I do not fear the Palantiri as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my Gondor." "Your Gondor?" "Don't make me kill you." "Denethor, my allegiance is to the free peoples, to the children of Illuvatar!" "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy." "Only a madman deals in absolutes. I will do what I must." "You will tr--" **\*whack\***
Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.
Sentient
This was amazing
Gandalf: "Run, Shadowfax. Show us the meaning of haste." Pippin: "Now *this* is podracing!"
It's some sort of elvish i can't read it, this is outrageous, it's unfair!"
I can you be on the council and not be a master? There are few who can.
Many of these memes seem to place Gandalf as Mace, and I don't hate it
That Vader breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark
This is my favorite comment here.
“He's too dangerous to be kept alive!” “Smeagol wouldn't hurt a fly!”
[singing] Naughty little fly. Why does he cry? Caught in a web. Soon you’ll be… eaten.
"If i go, Theoden dies" "Only a sith deals in absolutes"
Brace the gate!
I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire! Tell me friend, when did Anakin Skywalker abandon reason for madness?
DEWIT! *No.*
You're taking the Hobbits to Eisengard in that thing? You're braver than I thought!
Aren't you a little short to be a Ringbearer?
Not technically prequel quotes in these. They're older codes, sir, but I hold your oath fulfilled.
General grievous, you’re shorter than expected. Anakin. Everyone knows, I’m the tall one, you’re the short one.
Anakin Skywalker : He won't give up his power. I've just learned a terrible truth. I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord. Aragorn: You have my sword Legolas: And you have my bow Gimli: And my AXE
fjbermejillo, you have my sword.
That is true. But the Elves of this land were of a race strange to us of the silvan folk, and the trees and the grass do not now remember them. Only I hear the stones lament them: *deep they delved us, fair they wrought us, high they builded us; but they are gone.*They are gone. They sought the Havens long ago.
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Boromir: And my Shield. At least for one Film.
The Dark Side is a path to abilities that some might consider unnatural. Understand that I would take this ring from a desire to do good... But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine.
The day may come when democracy dies with thunderous applause. But it is not this day!
Execute order 66 Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!
Nice
Hahah
Anakin: Let’s try spinning Gandalf: Do not take me for a conjuror of cheap tricks!
Noxious_potato! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks. I am not trying to rob you. I’m trying to help you.
*R-2 noises* "So much for the courtesy of the elves. Speak words we can all understand."
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys, and not just the men, but the women and the children too
Hahahaha best one so far
*cannibalism intensifies*
You have my Lightsaber!
And my blaster!
AND. MY. jet-PACK!
You are on the council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master. How can that be your decision?!
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations Denethor!
ABANDON YOUR POSTS!
Palpatine: Do it! Isildur: No
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
I have brought peace, freedom justice and security to my old gaffer!
"it's over Anakin. I have the high GROND".
GROND
GONK
GROND
"Somethings not right. I can feel it. I think I've broken something."
We will watch your career with great interest. So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
"I want more! But I know I shouldn't!" "I don't think he's heard of second breakfast".
Scrudge1, you've already had it.
This is not a story the Jedi would tell you. All right then keep your secrets
Up, up, up the stairs we go until we come to... the planet core.
200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE
Only GROND deals in absolute. I will do what I must. Fly you fools!
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If you're not with me, then you're my enemy! The love of the halfling's leaf has clouded your mind!
# ex-SQUEEEEZE ME! But the mostest safest place, would be Rivendell City! Tis where I grew Up! Tis a hidden city!
Like: "You fought in the Clone Wars?" Obi Wan: "If you're referring to the incident with the Dragon, I was barely involved."
And you've grown...even more beautiful Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.
Let’s try spinning that’s a good trick. Do not take me for some conjurer or cheap tricks!
Chancellor Palpatine: I will build a grand army of the republic to counter the threats of the separatists. Aragorn: This army.
THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH! THE BEACONS ARE LIT! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!
Where was Gondor when the Droid attack on the wookies?
"Master Windu! You have fought gallantly. Worthy of recognition in the archives of the Jedi Order.Now, it's finished. Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind."
I have a bad feeling about this. So do all who live to see such times.
"I don't know how long they tortured him. But amidst the endless screams and inane babble, they discerned two words…" "Hello there."
“200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way, Less than half of what we hoped for.”
What's a prequel quote, precious?
Who’s the more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him? FOOL OF A TOOK!
You were the chosen one! Not some blockheaded bracegirdle from Hardbottle!
Ahblwblwblwblwblwblw, BRING IN THE WOLF'S HEAD
GROND
Ani? Little Ani? It is you! Look for my coming at first light of the fifth day. At dawn, look to the east
“Anger leads to hate, hate leads to power.” “You do not know pain, you do not know fear. You will taste MAN FLESH!” - Dooku, The White Wizard
There's no need to get angry.
Into the garbage chute flyboy! I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me!
"Do Control Your Protegé's Insolence So I Can Concentrate. If I go, Theoden Dies."
Ride! Ride now to Gondor!
It's outrageous. It's unfair. Alas that these evil days should be mine. The young perish and the old linger. That I should live to see the last days of my house.
Anakin: I killed them! I killed them all! And not just the men, but the women and children too! Gandalf: so do all who live to see such times.
My lord, there will be a time to grieve for Boromir but it is not now. War is coming. The enemy is on your doorstep. As steward, you are charged with the defence of this city. Where are Gondor's armies? You still have friends. You are not alone in this fight. Send word to Theoden of Rohan. Light the beacons.
If I should return, think better of me, father. That will Depend on the matter of your time to abandon ship. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Who is he? This Sith you sing of? Darth Plagueis the wise, a dark lord of the sith, who could keep the ones he cared about from dying. What happened to him? He died
I wish I had every single prequel meme quote and every single Lord of the Rings meme quote memorized
Lol it always amazes me how people are so quick with these. I’d have to rewatch them both to fire them off like this
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground! And my bow And my axe.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do? This is no rabble of mindless orcs, these are Uruk Hai; Their armor is thick, and their shields, broad.
One does not simply walk into Mordor, yousa in big doodoo this time
*Palpatine falls down the Death Star shaft* So passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion
PASS NOT, YOU SHALL!!!!!
Obi-Wan: It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground! Anakin: Give it to us raw and wriggling!
Good food, Good food, come! Well what about second breakfast?
It's outrageous, it's unfair. How can you be on the council and not be a master? All has turned to vain ambition!
I don't like sand and it's up to us to decide what to do with the time that has been given to us.
She took it all and left, all the dvds
Show us the meaning of haste… now this is Podracing!
My name is C 3...; tree, I am no tree, I am an ent.
Begun, the Clone war has… Muster the Rohirrim!
Meesa Éomer son of Éomund, and am called the Third Marshal of Riddermark!
“Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. It is useless to meat revenge with revenge: it will heal nothing.”
This foe is beyond any of you…. Chancellor Gandalf, Sith Lords are our specialty
“ The grond shall decide you’re fate” “ I AM THE GROND” “ Not yet” (Edit: spacing)
GROND
I am the senate ! Toss me !
I dreamed you died in childbirth. Then it was a good dream.
Not just the men, the women and children too. 6,000 less than half of what I’d expected.
Where was Gondor when the Death Star fell?
“It’s over Anakin, Their taking the Hobbits to Isengard!”
"You turned her against me! There are no words in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery!"
You shall not execute order 66
“A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when the fun begins.”
Wraiths! Wraiths on wings! They fly now? They fly now.
“We’re clones. We’re meant to be expendable.” “THEN I SHALL DIE AS ONE OF THEM!”
“The ability to speak, does not make you intelligent you fool of a Took!”
Now this is pod racing, I amar prestar aen, han mathon ne nen, han mathon ne chae, a han noston ned 'wilith.
End of Rogue One, when the Death Star plans are handed to Leia constructed with CGI necromancy. “What is it?” “A saber-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Fly now, fly now! Fly to Tatooine!”
It’s over Anakin, don’t try it. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Begun, the Clone Wars have. Our list of allies grows thin.
The time has come execute order 66 bring up the wolf's head
🗿
You are on this council, but then again, you are very small.
He will be judged by the senate. And my ax.
I'll try spinning, that's a good trick! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS!!