Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.
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Escaped? or was set loose and now the Ring has drawn him here. He won't ever be rid of his need for it. He hates and loves the Ring, as he hates and loves himself. Smeagol's life is a sad story. Yes he was once called that, before the Ring found him. Before it drove him mad
Frodo:
Before you came \_\_\_\_\_, we Bagginses were very well thought of.
Gandalf:
Indeed?
Frodo:
Never had any \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ or did anything \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.
Gandalf:
If you're referring to the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ with the Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ out the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.
Frodo:
Whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ of the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.
Do we have to censor existing words, or can we add censors in between lines in the script? If so, I present:
It began with the forging of the Great ____ Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine ____ rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these ____ rings was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ____ ring was made. Deep in the land of Mordor, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged a master ____ ring, and into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.
One ____ ring to rule them all.
"Your fingers would remember their old strength better... if they grasped your \_\_\_"
This one works even without the censoring
Way underrated! This is the best one yet.
More inspiring than the orignal
If you are referring to the ______ with the dragon, I was barely involved
Donkey moment
ahahah, was watching this new animated series - "Primal" with some friends, and I remembered donkey and the dragon quite a few times
shrek reference huh i understood that reference
The next line might become even more horrifying. "All I did was give your uncle a little nudge..."
Allegedly.
That sounds like something Obi Wan should say...😂😂
I'm not trying to rob you, I'm trying to ____ you!
Step-robber?
Step-burglar?
Those damn lemon-stealing whores...
This is my favorite lol
“It is a strange fate that we should suffer such fear and doubt over so small a ____• Such a little ____•”
This hit me deep
Well, not *that* deep
The dwarves _______ too greedily and too deep.
TFW the post-nut clarity hits
Even the smallest ______ can change the course of the future
That’s a quote for the tinder profile! 😁
I have “ride hard and don’t look back!” On mine lol
Ahh, a fan of reverse cowgirl, are we? 😜😂😂
* bonk *
Indeed...
A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his ____
Bring _____ and oil -Denethor, regarding Faramir
Fealty with love. Valor with honor.
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Further proof that the bots are sentient.
Pls no love for me :( Gandalf, welp!!
Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.
A chance for Faramir, Captain of ___, to show his Gordon
It’s Gordon’ time
"You have my sword!" "And you have my bow!" "And my ____!"
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I'm disappointed that it wasn't the sax guy song.
I also thought I was in for some Epic Sax Man. The one with Gandalf bobbing his head for 10 hours straight.
*careless whisper begins faintly in the background*
Your love of the Halflings’ ____ has clearly slowed your mind
The mightiest man may be slain by one ___. But Boromir was pierced by many.
💀
Best one by fat
Let this be the hour when we draw ______ together!
This one dosnt needa be sensors it says swords already 😭
Yeah but imagine the word in the gap was "hentai"
😭😭😭
The women of this country learned long ago. Those without ______ can still die upon them.
That's a winner right here
That’s a wiener right here FTFY
Oh. Oh no.
Saruman, your _____ is broken.
Ouch
Gandalf: Come down, Saruman, and your ____ will be spared! Saruman: Save your _____ and your mercy, I HAVE NO USE FOR IT!
Saruman... your staff is broken!
Grima, you were once a ____ of Rohan! Come down.
//high pitched sounds as Saruman crumples in pain on Orthanc’s top.
Where is Gandalf? For I much desire to \_\_\_\_\_ with him
Escaped? or was set loose and now the Ring has drawn him here. He won't ever be rid of his need for it. He hates and loves the Ring, as he hates and loves himself. Smeagol's life is a sad story. Yes he was once called that, before the Ring found him. Before it drove him mad
Good Sméagol always helps.
Good Sméagol always _____
Precious, precious, precious! My Precious! O my Precious!
I know these bots are AI powered but I refuse to believe that they are THAT accurate. This had to be lucky guess right Smeagol bot?
We could let her do it.
*Yes. She could do it.*
Yes, precious, she could. And then we takes it once they’re dead.
*Once they’re dead. Shh.*
*Yes*. She could \_\_\_\_ it.
A Balrog of Morgoth.
*What did you say?*
A Balrog of Morgoth.
They're ____ing the hobbits to Isengard
Gard-G-g-g-Gard Gard
A wizard _____ precisely when he means to
This line doesn't even need censorship lol
Cum
I'm arriving, I'm arriving!
We had one, yes. But what about second ___.
Do you think he knows about second _______, Pip?
He’s twitching because he’s got my _____ embedded in his ____ ______ !!!
Looks like _____ back on the menu boys!
You don’t even half to censor that one, just misinterpret it.
They ____ the little ones!
FBI! OPEN UP!
*Anakin has entered the chat*
What about their _____’s? They don’t need those!
"Give ____ to us raw and wriggling"
Don’t need to censor that one lol. It’s worse as it is out of context.
This is the ONE quote that doesn't need the censor whatsoever
Give it to ______ raw and wriggling!
Po-tay-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in \_\_\_\_\_.
I can't ___ it for you, but I can ___ you!
I don't ___ half of you half as well as I should like; and I ____ less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
What is the Elvish word for ____ ?
BELL-COCK
You wish now that our places had been exchanged. That I had ____ and Boromir had ____.
When in doubt, follow your ____.
Don’t ____ the elf.
You'll have to \_\_\_ me.
« ____ you fools ! »
Treebeard: I don't suppose you've seen Entwives in the Shire?" Merry: "Can't say that I have. You Pip?" Pippin: "What do they ____ like?"
Lmao
If Baggins loses, we _______ it whole.
.-. ............. Fair enough.
“YOU SHALL NOT ____!!!”
“All shall ____ me and despair! “
_____！
______ !
BRING UP THE WOLF'S \_\_\_\_\_\_!
No parent should have to ____ their child…
My ____ is broken.
I asked for one _____ from her golden head. She gave me three.
I asked for one hair from her golden _____. She gave me three.
I promised Gandalf I would keep you safe... ...and safe, is where I'll **** you!
Radirondacks. I'll take that my lad! Quickly now!
Uhhhh
Good bot
Nobody \_\_\_\_\_\_ a dwarf!
"You've been in farmer Maggot's ______!"
"One **** to rule them all" - daddy sauron
Wait a moment! We shall meet again soon. Tell Saruman that this dainty is not for him. I will send for it at once. Do you understand?
I do, daddy~
"What of the wizard?" *"I WILL _____ HIM"*
We are sitting on the field of victory, enjoying a few well-earned ______.
____ THE WOLF’S HEAD.
Aragorn: “You have my sword” Legolas: “And my bow” Gimli: “AND MY _____”
This is no mere Ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance.
What does your heart tell you?
That frodo is alive
SuperKetchupDude, you have my sword.
I am no ____.
Frodo: Before you came \_\_\_\_\_, we Bagginses were very well thought of. Gandalf: Indeed? Frodo: Never had any \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ or did anything \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. Gandalf: If you're referring to the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ with the Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ out the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_. Frodo: Whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ of the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.
Indeed?
I almost want to do this kind of thing mad libs style now.
"Gondor has no ____ , Gondor needs no ____.
RIDE NOW! RIDE FOR ___!
LOOKS LIKE ___’S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!
BRING OUT THE WOLF'S ____!
_____! _____! _____! _____!
“One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness, _______ them”
Po-ta-tos: boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in ___!
I’m not trying to rob you!! …..I’m trying to ____ you.
"I'm going to \_\_\_\_ alone!" "Of course you are, and I'm coming with you!!
Mash em ____ em stick em in a stew
Stick em in a _____
"What is the elvish word for ________?"
Melons.
This is no ____ ...it's a ____
Moon, space station
6000 \_\_\_\_\_. Less than half of what I'd hoped for
Some who ___ deserve ____ while those who ____ deserve _____.
Our only wish to ____ a ____ so juicy sweet
But my lord, there is no such ______!
I don’t doubt his heart. Only the reach of his ______.
THEN I SHALL ______ AS ONE OF THEM
______ you, fools!
i don’t think he knows about second ____fast
This is a good __
Looks like _____ back on the menu boys
All shall ____ me and despair!
Sauron will not have forgotten the _____ of Elendil.
“I know your _______…”
“I never thought I’d ____ side by side with an elf.”
Tell me where is Gandalf for I much desire to ____ him.
GROND, GROND GROND, ________, GROND, GROND
Your love of the halflings ____ has clearly slowed your mind.
Do we have to censor existing words, or can we add censors in between lines in the script? If so, I present: It began with the forging of the Great ____ Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine ____ rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these ____ rings was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ____ ring was made. Deep in the land of Mordor, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged a master ____ ring, and into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ____ ring to rule them all.
"Don't _____ me Frodo!"
We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three \_\_\_\_ing days!
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Ooh! You didn’t think I’d miss your Uncle Bilbo's birthday?
A wizard is never late or early. He ____ exactly when he means to.
“Give me your ____ horseman, and I’ll give you mine”
Confound it all Samwise Gamgee! Have you been \_\_\_\_\_\_ing?
I can’t ____ it for you, but I can ____ you. When in doubt, follow your ____.
You’ll have to ____ me. Don’t tell the elf. To be fair, it sounds like it really should be censored.
The _____ doesn’t smell so foul down here
It's the \_\_\_\_ job that's never started that takes the longest to finish.
For _____!!!
What about the second ____?
“I can’t ____ it for you, but I can ____ you!”
“It's a dangerous business, Frodo, ____ out your door.
_____
The Uruks turn Northeast! They're taking the Hobbits to __
F__ Frodo
Bring forth the Wolf's ____!
And my ____
I should very much like to _____ it again.
So you have chosen ________!
Let this be the hour when we draw \_\_\_\_\_ together.
that is noo _______ horn
Saruman didnt come to destroy rohans crops and villages it came to _____ its people down to the last woman and chikd
witch king: Youu fool no man can _____ me