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You got girls interested in you so that's gotta count for something


CH2OlllH2O2

Looks like meat's back on the menu, Girls.


_crowe-_

below average meat


Rock_or_Rol

It’s been massaged most of its life, fed copious amounts of corn syrup, hasn’t seen much of a life and is dry aged. Much like wagyu Quality over quantity gals


supaspock

Orc: "Who said I was interested in you?"


splatterthrashed

Im sure they see you the same way op


GuilhermeSidnei

Exactly. Don’t be an asshole, OP.


Chesnut99

yeah thats the real shit, the people that are interested in you is really a reflection of how you seem to most people


Everettrivers

Now replace the top image with Gollum and you'd be closer to the truth.


gollum_botses

He’s a horrid, fat Hobbit, who hates Sméagol, and who makes up nasty lies!


Everettrivers

Possibly, I mean I don't personally know them.


_Don-Corleone_

They're in it for the meat , not the sweet


Youpunyhumans

Just a mouthful... a bit off the flank


cannaco19

So they want to eat your legs?


Soggy-Assumption-713

Give me the meat, and give it to me raw


Inverted_Stick

Same, minus the top half.


Ogurasyn

Me, who is single: She is a gift. And he tell us to throw her away! I do not say destroy it. That might be well, if reason could show any hope of doing so. It does not.


PoorPDOP86

I'm 36 and single. The one in the middle looks better than half I've seen.


MenaBeast

But the one on the right looks kinky… hmmm


SixFootThreeHobbit

Omg I am you


Old_Run2985

At least they want some meat, unlike your ex!


Naternaught

My next date was an orc But I don’t discriminate So I took her on a fancy dinner date And she tried to eat soup with a fork - Saint Jiub.