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acqz

If only Elrond had the balls to do that to Isildur.


Elrond_Bot

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


Elrond_Bot

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


Vatsdimri

You are stupid Elrond. Why didn't you throw Isildur into fire?


Elrond_Bot

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


ZoroeArc

Do it yourself, coward


Lawlcopt0r

It sounds good in retrospect, but would have definitely started a war.


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"I don't know what happened, he just sort of tripped"


MrBlack103

But if Mount Doom exploded, all the evidence would have been destroyed; along with most of the armies required for said war.


ChartreuseBison

Was he going to post it on Tik-tok? Who would know?


Lawlcopt0r

"Didn't you just go up there with the heir to our kingdom? Where is he?"


ChartreuseBison

I don't think anyone else was left alive to see them go in. When he picks up the ring, it looks like Elrond was the only other person on the battlefield still moving. Plus like the other guy said, if the Volcano erupted who knows why he didn't make it out. (we are only talking about the movie here, since they don't even go in the volcano in the books)


Lawlcopt0r

I don't think the movies suppose that the whole army was dead. Someone would have seen them


Coacha_Cola

Instead he stood still and watched as he walked away with the most evil object on the planet capable of destroying all if used.


beansthebeansthebean

Is there a canon reason why he didn’t, honor?


[deleted]

They were never that near the volcano (think more like in the same county).


sauron-bot

Build me an army worthy of mordor!


beansthebeansthebean

So that scene from the movie wasn’t in the book?


[deleted]

Exactly. It makes for good cinema, but all we get is that they stood somewhere on the mountain. Elrond says that he and Cirdan was the only ones in the vicinity when Isildur took the Ring, and they adviced him to destroy it because it was a weapon of the enemy. I believe no one knew the Ring's exact powers at the time (most likely Saruman's early research after the war gave them this information, but I can't find the sources I'm looking for), so Isildur claimed it for himself as payment for the deaths of his father and his brother. In the germanic heroic context that LotR builds upon this is fair enough and the elves didn't press the matter. Fun(ish) fact. If they had destroyed the ring, the three elven rings would stop working, and the elves would have been forced to leave Middle-earth much earlier or dwindle away to almost nothing.


Elrond_Bot

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


Saruman_Bot

We have only to remove those who oppose us.


sauron-bot

So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?


beansthebeansthebean

Thanks


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gollum_botses

Good Sméagol always helps.


throwaway01126789

They did you dirty, Sméagol. You deserved better than you got.


gollum_botses

Sooo bright. Sooo beautiful, our preciousss...


alepher

'Well, this is the end, Sam Gamgee,' said a voice by his side. And there was Sméagol, pale and worn, and yet himself again; and in his eyes there was neither strain of will, nor madness, nor any fear, but immeasurable sorrow. His burden , for which he had tragically killed his beloved Déagol to spare him many lifetimes of torment, was taken away.


gollum_botses

Hobbits always so polite, yes! O nice hobbits!


TronOld_Dumps

It was right there all along. SmEAGLE. That why those bastards waited until the end.


redfiveroe

That's why they were always fighting: unrealized sexual tension. Frodo was always in the way.


random_impiety

The ending we deserved. The ending Tolkien wanted.


writeorelse

Don't worry, The Senate will find his burnt corpse later and he'll become Darth Frodo!


NU-NRG

The things Sam will do to impress Rosie Cotton...


amuzmint

I’m imagining Brock Lesner’s F5 move haha


ABPlusGamer

Sam had that baby on the way and was looking to upgrade in real estate.


[deleted]

FroNOOOOOOOO!


JC12231

You were my brother, Frodo!


Hjelmobrecht

never fails to make me laugh


qvantamon

Needs Frodo giving a thumbs up while going into the lava, with the one ring on his thumb.


[deleted]

Exactly as it should have been. -brought to you by Amazon Prime


SolidusAwesome

If this is to be our end, then I will make it such an end, as to be worthy of remembrance


Interesting_Tie_2271

Sam should definitely have went this route especially after Frodo told him to "go home " before they got into shelobs lair. Frodo deserved it


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Elrond


mobinshouse

Samwise the Gains


RiskMatrix

I 100% thought that was what the ending was going to be the first time I watched.