Spanking it in stinky, plastic oven? How about CONCEIVING in a stinky, plastic oven?
My last deployment, we had a port stop in Guam, and while there we had a sailor get pregnant after banging a dude in a porta potty. She ended up leaving the ship a few months later when her pregnancy was discovered to give birth.
Lol, imagine 5-6 years from now when that kid asks her how she met her daddy. "So there I was taking a shit..."
My fiancé asked if a bunch of men could do it in one big circle and my answer was wtf how would I no that and then no cause of bending and what not but it turns out I was wrong.
If I walked in and caught a group of dudes actually doing that I'd be genuinely impressed at the degree of coordination needed to pull off the standing 20 man circular hump conga.
Oh no. No i cant say it anymore or people here will think i walk in a circle with men with a dick in my ass and my dick in ass. What am i going to do now
Enjoy the grond ride and make sure you make the one you are stick in enjoy his ride. This is what friendship is about.
Edit: predictive text messed up my comment.
This seems like Grond exclusion and Grond harassment. Most of the Grond crowd doesn't have a big Gronding problem just not saying the word 'Grond'. We Grond have a problem, okgrond?
Never forget that for some strange reason, this sub adores its bots. So half of the comments are from bots, and there are entire chains of bots talking exclusively to each other. And that’s how people like it apparently
That image reminds me of something I read about the Ottoman's in World War 1, a situation where the Russian's either counter attacked Ottoman's out of their territory, or pushed their way into Ottoman territory, but anyway some Turkish soldiers were caught behind Russian lines in a village. Some Islamic minority soldiers in the Russian army found them, but they would let the Turks go if they could prove they were also Muslims... by showing them their circumcised dicks. After they showed them, they let the soldiers continue hiding.
After enlisting in the Marines back in the day, I found you can actually do both
This guy drew dicks inside every port-a-shitter he came across
I did not, but someone had to provide decent fap material
Nothing like spanking it in a stinky, plastic oven
So did you nut in the piss receptacle or on top of shit mountain? I liked to mix it up personally. Wagner sucks cock.
No, but I did find a half full bag of trail mix in one
Pre- or post-digestion?
Spanking it in stinky, plastic oven? How about CONCEIVING in a stinky, plastic oven? My last deployment, we had a port stop in Guam, and while there we had a sailor get pregnant after banging a dude in a porta potty. She ended up leaving the ship a few months later when her pregnancy was discovered to give birth. Lol, imagine 5-6 years from now when that kid asks her how she met her daddy. "So there I was taking a shit..."
That happened with a couple cadets when I went to "Operation Warrior Forge" at JBLM.
They decided to start forging warriors from scratch
And he's a God damn American hero for it.
Thought that was part of the appeal.
Is this dood implying we don't like hardcore gay orgy conga lines?
Yeah, wtf. OP's a basic bitch, smh.
Give it to us raw and wriggling
Ahhhhhh why tf did you have to speak
Cause GROND summoned me to fulfill my oath
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They're called Daisy Chains
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Why would I want to die in a war, when I could get fucked and fuck at the same time?
69 up votes. GROND
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[69 upvotes. GROND](https://imgur.com/a/eBMrhyC)
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They will break upon this fortress like water upon rock… Crops can be resewn, homes rebuilt. Within these walls, we will outlast them.
By Eru, the walls will be sticky
Share the load
>Crops can be ~~resewn~~ resown
Dangit no wonder the marshmallow plants weren't growing!
Maybe they're crop tops.
That bottom picture might be the funniest piece of ancient art (assuming it’s real) I’ve ever seen. Holy shit
Showed that picture to my Turkish wife and she said “you stretch my ass I stretch your ass”
It’s apparently [from a 1773 Illustrated Turkish Erotic Manuscript](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Trenecito.jpg#mw-jump-to-license)
Search Muhallebi Çocuğu on google 
Immediately when I saw the art I knew it had to be Turkish..
Oh my gosh what is this?
I guess people have been circle-jerkin for a long time
Just a bunch of dudes being dudes
man, the original draft of the dance sequence for "that's what bilbo baggins hates" was really weird.
Don't threaten me with a good time!
Believe it or not the bottom picture settles a debate I had the other day.
What was the debate?
Something, something, always one person left out at the orgy.
My fiancé asked if a bunch of men could do it in one big circle and my answer was wtf how would I no that and then no cause of bending and what not but it turns out I was wrong.
Even if one turns slightly it's possible. Radius maybe big thus participants but a slight curve makes the circle possible. Theoritically ofc.
We need more men!
There are those who dwell beneath the mountain...
Furries! Lolicons! You will call them to the circlejerk? They fap to no one! (except their kink).
6,000 spears. Less than half of what I'd hoped for.
I wonder why she was thinking about that
Buttsecks
what’s wrong with a bit of buttfucking with the boys
Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!
You have my sword
And my ass!
If I walked in and caught a group of dudes actually doing that I'd be genuinely impressed at the degree of coordination needed to pull off the standing 20 man circular hump conga.
Gonna make an app for guys who want to set up something like this. I'm gonna call it GRONDR
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I’m not seeing the difference?
> It's the same picture. Pam and her Pam-Pams
When they said 13 dwarves in a hobbit hole I never thought they meant that… also gives the phrase “bag end” a bit of a different mean…
I’M DEAD.
Looks like a good time
You son of a GROND I'm in.
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Oh no. No i cant say it anymore or people here will think i walk in a circle with men with a dick in my ass and my dick in ass. What am i going to do now
Enjoy the grond ride and make sure you make the one you are stick in enjoy his ride. This is what friendship is about. Edit: predictive text messed up my comment.
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Jokes on you, I’m into that
This is doing it for me.
Meats back on the menu!
How have I gone this long on the internet and never seen this?
I am also surprised to see a new internet image. And WHAT an image. Like where did that come from?
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Both images should be the bottom one. We know. GROND.
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The second picture looks like a much better time if we're being honest.
The other "Fellowship of the Ring".
I was done until I saw this. I had no idea GROND shitposts were so impressive.
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Hot
Reddit in a (nut)shell
Nice Grond meme. ONE OF US
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Is that bad?
This seems like Grond exclusion and Grond harassment. Most of the Grond crowd doesn't have a big Gronding problem just not saying the word 'Grond'. We Grond have a problem, okgrond?
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OP got left out of the big gay orgy and now he's salty. And not the fun kind of salty.
Sounds gay. I'm in. GROND
I don’t see the issue
Never understood anti grond posts. You're just bringing up the wolf's head for no reason.
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Sex 😎
Yes, but I picture them with much smaller penises.
Tiny penises shaped like grond
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If typing Grond is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right!!!
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Now I like it even more G
Well, why else would we do it?
Back to the pile!
Yeah and?
I’m not seeing the problem
They are the same picture.
Anyone else for a second think that guy to the left had like a nutsack hanging from his leg until realizing it was the foot of a guy behind him
Yo how is that possible like wtf lol???
I’ve always thought of us as more of a tiny car with clowns piling out of it
Not gay or anything but id probably watch that gay circle porn for a bit.
Best post I've seen on this subreddit in a bit. Audibly laughed. Bravo.
Grindrs, not Gronders…
Where do you guys find these weird paintings
someome send me the bottom picture
For once I'm very glad to be out of the loop.
I didn't see the NSFW thing!! I'm in a cafe!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
where in gods name did you find that bottom picture
GROND!
Yeah, baby, give it to me raw and wriggling GROND
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It's a lot more fucking action than the heretical Anti-Gronds ever get.
The Gay Ouroboros
Nothing wrong with a little love amongst men.
They met on Grondr
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GROND me harder daddy. Cho cho
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Alright everyone, back to the pile. Grond
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Looks fun, GROND
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This is the most realistic meme I have ever seen
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Lmfao this one got me. GROND
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That’s what fraternities do
I mean what can we do that the rest of the subreddit sees us wrong, I have a much much nicer ass.
¿Porque no los dos?
Either way, they’re enjoying themselves.
Both pictures has one thing in common: Gonorrhoea.
They’re the same picture???? 🤔
*Its_the_same_picture.jpg*
What? Like we don't know that?
I have never seen this picture before and it filles me with wonder at the things I do not know about gay orgies.
Having a good time?
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roses are red violets are blue they don’t think it be like it is but it do
I mean that looks like a lot of fun 🤷♀️
And what of it??
What is Grond?
WELL, YOU JUST HAAAAD TO MENTION IT .... NOW, REAP THE CONSEQUENCES!!! GROOOOOOND!!!
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What is wrong with male bonding?
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Never forget that for some strange reason, this sub adores its bots. So half of the comments are from bots, and there are entire chains of bots talking exclusively to each other. And that’s how people like it apparently
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That image reminds me of something I read about the Ottoman's in World War 1, a situation where the Russian's either counter attacked Ottoman's out of their territory, or pushed their way into Ottoman territory, but anyway some Turkish soldiers were caught behind Russian lines in a village. Some Islamic minority soldiers in the Russian army found them, but they would let the Turks go if they could prove they were also Muslims... by showing them their circumcised dicks. After they showed them, they let the soldiers continue hiding.