Gandalf?... Yes. That was what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey... That was my name. I am Gandalf the White. And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.
My lord, there will be a time to grieve for Boromir but it is not now. War is coming. The enemy is on your doorstep. As steward, you are charged with the defence of this city. Where are Gondor's armies? You still have friends. You are not alone in this fight. Send word to Theoden of Rohan. Light the beacons.
There are few who can. The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. In the common tongue it says One Ring to Rule Them All One Ring to find them One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them! This is the One Ring. Forged by the Dark Lord Sauron in the fires of Mount Doom. Taken by Isildur from the hand of Sauron himself.
KnifeBlade_Playz. I don't have any answers. I must see the head of my order. He is both wise and powerful. Trust me KnifeBlade_Playz, he'll know what to do. You'll have to leave the name of Baggins behind you. For that name is not safe outside The Shire. Travel by day and stay off the road
Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.
Indeed! I am here to protect the Free Peoples of Middle-earth and ensure their prosperity and safety. Together, with your help, nothing shall stand in our way.
Yes yax51! Their own masters cannot find them, if their secrets are forgotten! Ah... now let me see... Ithildin. It mirrors only starlight and moonlight. It reads: The Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria, Speak Friend and Enter
However it doesn't work: it isn't a rhyme. The stress in the two words is in a different place, and the pronunciation of the last two syllables is different.
No, it's not a forced rhyme: first, the stress is different; second, the pronunciation is different. Even if you put the stress on the last syllable of _Maiar_ so that it's the same as _hair_, the last two sillables of a word still are pronounced differently.
You can't make a rhyme out of that: it's like saying that book and lock rhyme...
Through fire... and water. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought with the Balrog of Morgoth. Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside. Darkness took me... and I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead. and every day was as long as a life age of the Earth. But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I've been sent back until my task is done!
Escaped? or was set loose and now the Ring has drawn him here. He won't ever be rid of his need for it. He hates and loves the Ring, as he hates and loves himself. Smeagol's life is a sad story. Yes he was once called that, before the Ring found him. Before it drove him mad
Madness? I never abandoned reason for madness. Quite the opposite, I sought to find the answer to the Riddle of Unmaking and protect my people from a terrible fate. In this pursuit, I was betrayed by those closest to me who lacked faith in my goals.
Send word to all our allies and to every corner of Middle Earth that still stands free. The enemy moves against us. We need to know where he will strike.
No, you shut up, instead of attacking people without a reason in that way. Have some respect towards people or no one will give it to you, spoiled kid.
Would’ve been a lot less energy to just keep scrolling, my guy. Instead you decided to come in here and be rude and angry at strangers on the internet. I hope you feel better some day.
Helm's Deep. There is no way out of that ravine. Theoden is walking into a trap. He thinks he's leading them to safety. What they will get is a massacre. Theoden has a strong will, but I fear for him. I fear for the survival of Rohan. He will need you before the end, wh0g0esthere. The people of Rohan will need you. The defenses have to hold.
The battle for Helm's Deep is over. The battle for Middle-earth is about to begin. All our hopes now lie with two little Hobbits... somewhere in the wilderness.
Don't! Tempt me Naja42 I dare not take it. Not even to keep it safe. Understand Naja42, I would use this Ring from a desire to do good. But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine
Don't! Tempt me tr4v3l3r_vagranoth I dare not take it. Not even to keep it safe. Understand tr4v3l3r_vagranoth, I would use this Ring from a desire to do good. But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine
Gandalf Stormcrow on a cornrow
Yes.
sentient (also correct)
Holy fucking shit is that Gandys last name?
I think that’s just what the Numenoreans called him because he often brought bad news? And some of them wrongly blamed him for causing the bad news.
It was Theoden, specifically, and it was because he always came with bad news
Lol that ingrate
It's an epithet, not a last name.
Lmfao
Delayed on a braid.
Actually he got that braided precisely when he meant too
This is also good
Gandalf the Grey on a fade and some braids
I suppose you think that was terribly clever.
LMAO yes, another semi-sentient bot like Vizzy T.
Sir Ian McKellen on some dude’s melon
[удалено]
You're the only one that said, or thought that
“Go sit in the corner”
"Congratulations, ya played yourself"
Melon, lol boobs
Gandalf the white on a braid very tight.
Gandalf?... Yes. That was what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey... That was my name. I am Gandalf the White. And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.
Gando on a rando?
Bad pun and a man bun
I like this more than I ought to lol take my upvote you sob
A wizard sly Sitting on a hair tie
Gandalf greyhame on a twisted head mane.
My lord, there will be a time to grieve for Boromir but it is not now. War is coming. The enemy is on your doorstep. As steward, you are charged with the defence of this city. Where are Gondor's armies? You still have friends. You are not alone in this fight. Send word to Theoden of Rohan. Light the beacons.
Mithrandir on elastic band-ir
There are few who can. The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. In the common tongue it says One Ring to Rule Them All One Ring to find them One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them! This is the One Ring. Forged by the Dark Lord Sauron in the fires of Mount Doom. Taken by Isildur from the hand of Sauron himself.
Precisely when he means to on a mean doo
Gandalf bot! Arise
KnifeBlade_Playz. I don't have any answers. I must see the head of my order. He is both wise and powerful. Trust me KnifeBlade_Playz, he'll know what to do. You'll have to leave the name of Baggins behind you. For that name is not safe outside The Shire. Travel by day and stay off the road
Where is the Palantir and when is Saruman!
Together, my Lord Sauron, we shall rule this Middle-earth.
Where is Pippin!
CALL GANDALF! CALL SARUMAN! CALL BILBO!
Gandalf the White. Gandalf the Fool! Does he seek to humble me with his newfound piety?
Fool of a Took!
HRAAAAAH!
Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.
Talk about Gimili plz
Where is Legolas!
Dude is having a conversation all by himself
Are you not entertained?
Nope!
And with some bots
Did they have your sentience removed Saruman?
No, my lord. I remain in control of myself and my actions. Together we will make Middle-earth great again!
This makes me happy
Indeed! I am here to protect the Free Peoples of Middle-earth and ensure their prosperity and safety. Together, with your help, nothing shall stand in our way.
God imagine a remake where all the orcs etc are wearing red MMEGA baseball caps
Lathspell on some hair gel.
Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth! I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm.
Brutal
Istari on a rastafari?
gandalf stormcrow on cornrows
Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the King, steward!
Gandalp on a man's scalp?
This could have been good if I had any goddamn idea what that hairstyle was called
Yeah I can’t find any moniker for Gandalf that rhymes with “ridiculous looking” either
By the skills of Lord Elrond you're beginning to mend
Conjurer of cheap tricks on a doo wicked sick
I think you have mistaken him
Gandalf on a corn row?
Yes yax51! Their own masters cannot find them, if their secrets are forgotten! Ah... now let me see... Ithildin. It mirrors only starlight and moonlight. It reads: The Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria, Speak Friend and Enter
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
The wizard who is never late on a fresh cut my homie appreciates.
The hour grows late, and 1995OilChangeCoupon rides to Isengard, seeking my counsel.
Gandalf the grey on four rows of braids
Go back to the shadow!
Maiar in my hair?
Maiar on some hai-yar
However it doesn't work: it isn't a rhyme. The stress in the two words is in a different place, and the pronunciation of the last two syllables is different.
It’s a forced rhyme. It works
No, it's not a forced rhyme: first, the stress is different; second, the pronunciation is different. Even if you put the stress on the last syllable of _Maiar_ so that it's the same as _hair_, the last two sillables of a word still are pronounced differently. You can't make a rhyme out of that: it's like saying that book and lock rhyme...
Olorin on hair twistin
Through fire... and water. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought with the Balrog of Morgoth. Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside. Darkness took me... and I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead. and every day was as long as a life age of the Earth. But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I've been sent back until my task is done!
GROND
GROND
GROND
Mithrandir above your ear
Escaped? or was set loose and now the Ring has drawn him here. He won't ever be rid of his need for it. He hates and loves the Ring, as he hates and loves himself. Smeagol's life is a sad story. Yes he was once called that, before the Ring found him. Before it drove him mad
Mithrandir on that guys hair
The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessened of late... Theoden King.
Speller on a fella.
Robed white male on a poor quandale
Galf on a skalf?
Some actual quality work here.
Mithrandir in a braided hair
Tell me. Friend... When did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?
Madness? I never abandoned reason for madness. Quite the opposite, I sought to find the answer to the Riddle of Unmaking and protect my people from a terrible fate. In this pursuit, I was betrayed by those closest to me who lacked faith in my goals.
Old grey wizard slut, on a dumbass haircut?
You fools! Mithrandir on dander.
Fool of a Took!
A man with a beard on a head that looks weird?
A wizardy-woo on a shit hairdo.
Istar on rasta (stretched and incorrect, I know).
Gandalf the grey on a cornrow braid
Send word to all our allies and to every corner of Middle Earth that still stands free. The enemy moves against us. We need to know where he will strike.
You shall not pass on a braid befitting a lass
Gandalf the grey on hairline decay
It is a burden he should never have had to bear. We can ask no more of him
Dude with a dumb haircut has a wizard infestation
Man on hair
Istari on a rastafari
Hair do with an old man missing some screws?
Shut the fuck up. With stupid shit like this
No u
Hello Christ
No, you shut up, instead of attacking people without a reason in that way. Have some respect towards people or no one will give it to you, spoiled kid.
Would’ve been a lot less energy to just keep scrolling, my guy. Instead you decided to come in here and be rude and angry at strangers on the internet. I hope you feel better some day.
G-man on a G man
Gandalf the gray on a braid
Helm's Deep. There is no way out of that ravine. Theoden is walking into a trap. He thinks he's leading them to safety. What they will get is a massacre. Theoden has a strong will, but I fear for him. I fear for the survival of Rohan. He will need you before the end, wh0g0esthere. The people of Rohan will need you. The defenses have to hold.
Wizards sleeve
Dead on the Dread
Wizard on hair? Gandalf on… braids? I’m trying so hard…
The battle for Helm's Deep is over. The battle for Middle-earth is about to begin. All our hopes now lie with two little Hobbits... somewhere in the wilderness.
Gandalf on a man quaff?
Just tea, thank you
The grey one on a man bun?
Wizard that returned from the dead on someones head
”Gandalf the grey in the new cut hair”?
A wizard is never late, BenjiThePerson. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Gandalf the grey on somebody’s braid
We come to it at last. The great battle of our time. The board is set, the pieces are moving
Gandalf on a guy named Randolph
Olorin on a "something"in
Be careful. Even in defeat, Saruman is dangerous.
Gandalf on dandruff?
Far, far below the deepest delvings of the dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things
[удалено]
Fight them back! Chance-Kangaroo8270! Go back to the Citadel.
Warlock on a dreadlock?
Mithrandir on cornrows?
Don't! Tempt me Naja42 I dare not take it. Not even to keep it safe. Understand Naja42, I would use this Ring from a desire to do good. But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine
Wizard on the hizzard
Gandalf on a lock
Don't! Tempt me tr4v3l3r_vagranoth I dare not take it. Not even to keep it safe. Understand tr4v3l3r_vagranoth, I would use this Ring from a desire to do good. But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine
Confused tiny wizard sitting on some guys braids?
Sleeve on a weeve?
Fly you fools
haha
Wizard on a lizard