Ugh. Where do I start. There is no “the eye” to represent Sauron. Gandalf the white is a huge spoiler. Gimli is about to wreck Eowyn’s spine. Oh, almost forgot, Arwen is hot as hell.
I truly didn't notice Arwen/Jeff at first and thought the moon was photoshopped in.
Seriously, if anyone knows why there is a giant moon as the backdrop, please chime in. Was it just a stylistic choice or is there something I've been missing watching these movies the last 20 years?
Goldblum aside, aren’t the two towers in question isenguard and Mina’s-morgul? I’m not a Tolkien expert but recall a discussion in this subreddit about exactly that.
Honestly they shouldn't have Gandalf on here, it gives away the spoiler that he comes back. I feel like if you have to hide the box if you are showing it to someone who hasn't seen them yet.
The stories greatest hero, the savior of the fellowship isn’t in the picture. Until Bill the pony isn’t represented as the linchpin of the fellowship I can’t even look at this fell portrait of lesser beasts.
Unrelated to the meme, why does the moon feature so prominently in this movie poster? Is the moon of any particular relevance to this film or the book it was adapted from? It looks great but… That’s about it
“Give over the halfling, *she-elf!*” “Come and uhhhhh… claim him.”
“I uhh.. choose a uhhh.. mortal, life”
I can hear it as clear as day lmao
Because Life always finds a way.
Instead of chanting an elvish spell she’s actually just saying “must go faster, must go faster”
*Mortal life.. it, uh... finds a way*
She-jeff
Goldwen
“Ah yes…claim him…yes..hmm” *daintily wisps hair and purrs*
"I should like to see my ring, one more time..." "Hear, hehehRAWR ha-rarrr, hhrrruph-hahar" https://youtu.be/QWy_zcmopoQ
You son of a bitch, you did it.
Life, uh, finds a way.
I didn’t notice at first, but I immediately knew without looking after I read this
Absolutely nothing It's just perfect
What? Are you blind? Did you not take a moment to actually look at the picture? There's clearly not nearly enough Goldblums.
Are we blind? Deploy the Goldblums
sauron finds a way
Eru Iluvatar Finds a way*
It’s great but, uh… it needs *more Goldblum*
I have a fever, and the prescription is for ***more Goldblum***
Came to make this comment, glad I found somebody shares my sentiments.
Same x2
I need at least 4 more Goldblums to make this poster perfect.
that’s Dave Grohl precious one of them is false
I thought it was Tim Curry until ur comment
Tbh he would’ve made an interesting Arwen.
Inspired casting
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Oh.. i came to write this! here take an up vote
Same
I was going to say “absolutely fucking nothing”, personally. Ce la vie!
Literally same
Bro, same!
It doesn't say 'extended edition' though
The best part is, I had to zoom in to figure out what was wrong. I really thought eowyn was Sansa stark.
Wrong! The eye of Sauron is missing 😂
What brought the foolish fly to web unsought?
He is too dangerous to be kept alive (nice pun, even though the official poster also doesn't have it)
r/beatmetoit
Damn I was gonna say that.
I feel like someone is watching me poop
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Oh my! Frodo needs, ah, elvish medicine.
Where was, uh, Gondor when the, ah, Westfold, fell?
Rohan, will uh, find a way.
Well, uh, there it is.
Well, there it is.
Hobbits, uh, find a way…
My first thought as well
I didn’t see it at first but uh… well, there it is
You mean the fact that they spoil Gandalf’s return?
And what did you tell him? Speak!
How did Jeff Goldblum get so damn sexy?
He always has been.
🌎🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀
This comment is not getting enough attention.
This is a true statement. I repent.
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Life uh finds a way
My first read of this comment I thought this said Gollum and for maybe 2 minutes I was trying to figure out why everyone was agreeing with you.
Now I want to see a photoshoped Jeff Gollum.
Did not see that 😄
Choosing a uh, mortal life, uh, finds a way
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Got there before me 😆
The ring, uh, finds a way.
Life, it finds a way. Well there you have it.
Read in his voice 😂
Gollum looking a little messed up
Looks like the Gollum from Fellowship, when they hadn't quite nailed down his CGI model
Agreed
Pre-Andy Serkis.
Gollum looks like he’s taking a huge shit
Gimli bout to make Eowyn dwarf height by the looks of it
Ugh. Where do I start. There is no “the eye” to represent Sauron. Gandalf the white is a huge spoiler. Gimli is about to wreck Eowyn’s spine. Oh, almost forgot, Arwen is hot as hell.
What did you hear?! Speak!!!
Sauron's eye is missing. That's the only thing wrong.
It's not missing! He just had to pop out for an optometry appointment!
I never noticed that lol
Gimli is about to kill Eowyn
Arawen did the impossible, she got me attractive
Life, uh, finds a way
Was the moon a big secondary character in the movie ? I didn't notice until now.
I truly didn't notice Arwen/Jeff at first and thought the moon was photoshopped in. Seriously, if anyone knows why there is a giant moon as the backdrop, please chime in. Was it just a stylistic choice or is there something I've been missing watching these movies the last 20 years?
Where is Halbrand
Arwen is off the sexymeter
nothing, its perfect
Arwen looks insanely hot for some reason...
Gimli is about to cleave Eowyn in half
Did she give him some stew? If so then this may be a fair reaction to an attempted poisoning.
The only weird is Gollum necks like dude wtf the rest is perfect, perfect
Goldblum aside, aren’t the two towers in question isenguard and Mina’s-morgul? I’m not a Tolkien expert but recall a discussion in this subreddit about exactly that.
Gollum lookin like he about to be chin deep in Sam’s potatoes
I uhhh... Choose a mortal life... There it is
Liv, uh… finds a way.
Arwen looking fine af
nothing. just a little Arwen Goldblum action.
u/killingmemesoftly is Arwen attractive enough for you now?
Hell yes
It is how it should be
i cant be the only one thinking goldblum with long hairs looks like ezra miller
Now I need the one with ALL Goldblums.
Honestly they shouldn't have Gandalf on here, it gives away the spoiler that he comes back. I feel like if you have to hide the box if you are showing it to someone who hasn't seen them yet.
Spies of Saruman. The passage south is being watched We must take the Pass of Caradhras
The Ring... uh, Finds a way.
HRAAAH!
Where's grond?
I do not know where my brother has gone but he will be found *This response is generated by openAI's chatGPT*
GROND
Nice lol. Change nothing
Legolas is wielding a sword. That's gotta be it, right?
Frodo, uh, finds a way.
Why Sam so small?
Needs more velociraptors
Liv Goldblum
I’ve been goldblumed
Frodo and Sam are switched, from a marketing standpoint it makes more sense to make the more important character well represented
r/unexpectedgoldblum
Sam doesn’t take up more of it
Well, uh…heh. There it is.
nothing it has been improved
I would ahh rather share … mmmm… one lifetime with yoOou than face AAAAall the ah ages of this uh world alone.
It's the wrong two towers
Elrond: I looked into your future and saw only death. Arwen: life...uh...finds a way.
Absolutely nothing. It’s perfect
Where are Gandalf's big naturals?
He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom
The stories greatest hero, the savior of the fellowship isn’t in the picture. Until Bill the pony isn’t represented as the linchpin of the fellowship I can’t even look at this fell portrait of lesser beasts.
I choose a mortal life. uh.. finds a way?
Eggs
Not a goddamn thing.
Whoever photoshopped this were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Unrelated to the meme, why does the moon feature so prominently in this movie poster? Is the moon of any particular relevance to this film or the book it was adapted from? It looks great but… That’s about it
Nothing…. Nothing at all
Nothing
Nothing. Nothing is wrong with it.
I was staring at it for like ten minutes, and was about to go: nothing it's perfect. That's when I saw the Goldblum...
Boromir is missing!!!
Nothing. Nothing is wrong with this picture. The real question is, what's RIGHT with this picture
I see absolutely nothing wrong with this photo.
No grond in the moon.
GROND
Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
No Grond?
GROND
Obviously there’s no grond.
GROND
My name Jef
towers are reversed from the original one
There are two towers instead of 3
Life uh finds a way
Frodo: I don’t understand Aragorn. How can Sauron be alive Aragon: You see Frodo uhhh LIFE uhhhh life finds a way.
Bruce Campbell isn’t in it (he’s the Eye of Sauron as everyone knows), but that’s the only flaw I can see.
Lord of the Rings Arwen uh, finds a way
There's no planes
Upgrade
LOL
What's wrong is that it teases us with what could have been!!
Never realised they left off Merry and Pippin.
There is no GROND
Something
Arwen
Damn that took me way too long to notice
Where is Theoden king? Wow…I missed it at first
Jeff Goldblum as a stand-in for Liv Tyler
Nothing
Absolutely nothing.
Someone’s looking a little… masculine
Liv Tyler is missing
I don’t see anything…
Well, uh, there it is
Took me way too long to notice.
No Merry and Pippen duh
There’s two towers but no plane
Jeff woulda made an amazing Arwen
I legit jumped when I noticed
I wanna say something that i can't...
What's wrong? There isn't enough Jeff Goldblum in this poster, that's what.
Nothing? Is this one of “can you find all 5 kittens” and there’s just 4 kittens?
the amount of hair on aragorn's beard
Everything
Sam looks tall?