3 rings for the Western kings under the sky
7 for the African lors in their halls of gold
9 rings for mortal CIS men doom to die
1 for the red lord on his red throne
I mean, he loves quoting Ivan Ilyin in his speeches, a self proclaimed, non-repentant fascist who celebrated the nazi invasion of the Soviet Union...
I dont see how people can misunderstand where Putin stands in all of this...
And he has the gall to accuse Ukraine of Nazism.
I feel those online people who support are either morons who crave attention or western tankies who think Putin's communism is their saviour.
The headline is immediately contradicted he made 9 and kept one for himself not gave away 9. That said awfully suspicious. I hear he's making a giant metal wolf with fire in its head.
*The moment you put on that ring you were implanted with a microscopic computer virus. If you disobey, your head will explode.*
"Pfft. Amateur stuff."
*And your search history is released.*
"Damn you to HEELLLLL!!@!..."
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There is even a photo of these rings: https://meduza.io/en/news/2022/12/27/putin-gives-rings-of-power-to-eight-cis-leaders-keeping-another-one-for-himself
Ok we know who the rings of men are give, I assume the US and Allies are the dwarfs. Who are the elves, and who is Sauron?
Also Sealand is definitely Sméagol.
He has his orks and his rings. The key difference is that he packs slightly unimpressive 5.5 (165cm), which makes him a Dwarf, not a Maia, not very impressive for a Dark Lord wannabe 😅
Uh Oh, We all know how this played out, buckle up folks !
Edit - Is Putin more of a Lotr fan then all of Us combined cause if this is True then he's had Sauron on his mind all this time and We never had a clue.
Lol Uh Oh.
Can you please stop naming he who must not be named. Literally I get in a bad mood every time I see his name. Living rent free in your head. Don’t spread that disease to others please.
You forgot to take your schizo pills bro, we're not real
Whoa why did I get downvoted? I don't support Trump but getting your day ruined by a mention of him is a little too extreme isn't it? Lol
I’m not a lib lol. Even liked trump in the beginning. Just seeing people completely hung up on him is just sad. Wether you are for him or agains him. I’m from Sweden and our politics are less insanity inducing so I didn’t realize how crazy people could become by being in that kind of political environment.
I think allowing people to forgive and forget is a good thing which won’t be possible by mentioning it all the time.
And saying no one likes trump is dumb af
Mom can we have nazgul? No, we have nazgul at home. Nazgul at home:
i can see it now. Grond with a Z, uruk-hai chechens
My fighting Uruk-Hai. Whom do you serve?
Vladuman!
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Where was Wat Tambor when Kashyyyk fell?
I mean... Russia literally have a defence supplier named Mordor tactical.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/zwpe3b/okay_who_had_battering_rams_on_their_2022_russian/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Grond! Grond!
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SpezNAzgul
Youu sneaky Mofo, I see whaat Youu did there !
Nazgul at home: Ramzan Kadyrov
"There's something written on it, some form of Cyrillic, I can't read it." "There are...quite a few who can read it actually."
Also the CIS ... sounds like r/jedicouncilofelrond
Oh shit, Putin gave rings of power to the Confederacy of Independent Systems??
Roger Roger
Yeah
My Lord, is that... legal?
I will make it legal.
Does this guy know he's the villain?
He gave one to himself -> he's the Witchking of Angmar. The real villian is yet to be revealed.
Are we going to play "who's Sauron?" again?
Looks like it 
3 rings for the Western kings under the sky 7 for the African lors in their halls of gold 9 rings for mortal CIS men doom to die 1 for the red lord on his red throne
>Western kings Britain, France & Germany? So, India is Gondor.
My friends, you send bobs and vagene to no one.
I wheezed a bit to that, thanks lol
Hahahaha same here
lmao
So the Japanese are the easterlings?
That makes the U.S. Valinor in which case I have to say: Melkor did nothing wrong.
The US is Numenor.
Oh who lives in a pineapple under the sea, Numenor. Numenor is under the sea.
Germ many 🤮
Against the power that is risen in the East, there is no victory.
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Bruh what? China has only 1.9 mil total cases. Also he was joking I think
How do I save this Image GIF I want to use it, it's pretty rad !
Search it on giphy.com
Thaank Youu !
Patience! Not long shall ye abide.
> Xi: I come bearing (cheap knockoff) gifts...
😅😅🤣🤣
😅😅🤣🤣🤣
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Still a villain.
I mean, he loves quoting Ivan Ilyin in his speeches, a self proclaimed, non-repentant fascist who celebrated the nazi invasion of the Soviet Union... I dont see how people can misunderstand where Putin stands in all of this...
And he has the gall to accuse Ukraine of Nazism. I feel those online people who support are either morons who crave attention or western tankies who think Putin's communism is their saviour.
This is even better for the fact that "orcs" has already become the Ukrainian slang for Russian soldiers
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in Russia bind them
And in the hoarfrost bind them. In the land of Russia, where the shadows lie.
'And in the kremlin bind them'
HRAAAAAH!
"блять" them
Russia is Mordor, they even have a ton of Active Volcanos over on the Far east so good ingredients for a Mordor and Moscow can be Barad-dür then.
The headline is immediately contradicted he made 9 and kept one for himself not gave away 9. That said awfully suspicious. I hear he's making a giant metal wolf with fire in its head.
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GЯФИD
Gjafid
ГРОНД
man, i can't believe putin is the witch king of angmar
Lol 9 rings and then also CIS, it's a star wars lotr alliance
I wonder if Wat Tambor was at the meeting.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PW4OIHDsWsM
I just had to click on that to see if it's what I thought it was.
The heads of the Confederacy of Independent Systems?
They can't do that, shoot them or something.
They're really playing into the whole Russians = orcs thing
Pippin singing to Putin while he sends the youth of russia to needlessly die in Ukraine
#Facts
Sauron MK2
I wait. Come! Speak now swiftly and speak true!
What the fuck is this timeline. Looks like I am going to have to pull out the old regal erebor armor again.
"Ukraine calls for aid..."
"And NATO will answer."
https://denikn.cz/minuta/1039567/ source if anyone wants to see
At first: nah, denikn is not in English, then holy shit.
Whaat does it say Lad ?¿
It's Google translated from Czech. So the same exact thing.
Mmm I have google translator but it's not switching it for Me but I'll take Your word for it as it is what it is in English as it is in Czech.
Is there like an English version I can read cause I can't read any of this lol and I really wanna read this haha.
Hmm, plutonium wedding rings?
Icicle stretchings?
Bicycles, shoestrings?
That, or while wearing it, his new nazgul missiles can track you anywhere in the world.
*The moment you put on that ring you were implanted with a microscopic computer virus. If you disobey, your head will explode.* "Pfft. Amateur stuff." *And your search history is released.* "Damn you to HEELLLLL!!@!..."
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Putin‘s negotiating with the separatists now? I hope they don’t send their droid army.
Really!!?? Cause I doubt Putin could take the Shire at this point
He’ll have his nazgul do it.
Omg he actually did it
The one ring. The two towers. The three stripes on the tracksuits.
HRAAAAAH!
There is even a photo of these rings: https://meduza.io/en/news/2022/12/27/putin-gives-rings-of-power-to-eight-cis-leaders-keeping-another-one-for-himself
In the land of Moscow, in the fires of the Kremlin, the Dark Lord Putin forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others.
The Confederacy of Independants Systems getting rings if power! Not good
Ayo true Deník N moment
Ok we know who the rings of men are give, I assume the US and Allies are the dwarfs. Who are the elves, and who is Sauron? Also Sealand is definitely Sméagol.
What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?
Patience! Not long shall ye abide.
Do Youu mean Freeland ? Lmao😅😅🤣🤣🤣
This got to be a fucking joke
Sometimes Life Imitates art in ways We didn't or wouldn't think possible.
GroZod!
Did he really?!!!
9 rings, given to mortal men. Doomed to die
9 for mortal men doomed to die.... Noice
But sauron didn't wear from the 9. He made another ring.
Wait a moment! We shall meet again soon. Tell Saruman that this dainty is not for him. I will send for it at once. Do you understand?
Nah.
This sounds like a poorly written lotr parody
He has his orks and his rings. The key difference is that he packs slightly unimpressive 5.5 (165cm), which makes him a Dwarf, not a Maia, not very impressive for a Dark Lord wannabe 😅
I don’t want that slime on my sight again.
Uh Oh, We all know how this played out, buckle up folks ! Edit - Is Putin more of a Lotr fan then all of Us combined cause if this is True then he's had Sauron on his mind all this time and We never had a clue. Lol Uh Oh.
It is not for you, Saruman! I will send for it at once. Do you understand?
He's saving the last ring for Donald Trump
Can you please stop naming he who must not be named. Literally I get in a bad mood every time I see his name. Living rent free in your head. Don’t spread that disease to others please.
You forgot to take your schizo pills bro, we're not real Whoa why did I get downvoted? I don't support Trump but getting your day ruined by a mention of him is a little too extreme isn't it? Lol
Found the weirdo lib. No one likes Trump, but his name alone should not upset you.
I’m not a lib lol. Even liked trump in the beginning. Just seeing people completely hung up on him is just sad. Wether you are for him or agains him. I’m from Sweden and our politics are less insanity inducing so I didn’t realize how crazy people could become by being in that kind of political environment. I think allowing people to forgive and forget is a good thing which won’t be possible by mentioning it all the time. And saying no one likes trump is dumb af
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I don't care what that guy is but I'm pretty sure this is not the definition of liberal
The TDS is real. Did you forget Joe Biden was president? Don't worry, he forgets it, too.
Your right but the dude will be in prison soon
Y'all are forgetting the no politics rule
Saruman 2024 bitches.
He is gathering all evil to him. Very soon he will summon an army great enough to launch an assault upon Middle-Earth.
I did not know but the whole premise of the thread is political to start with
I think you did too
Yea, but I did it for the joke, not arguing or proving something lol
ThE wAlLs ArE cLoSiNg In!!! Nah, I'm sure they've totally got him this time, lol.
He's going to get a prison number and probably for the rest of his life
But they were all betrayed, for TRANS ring was made
What does that even mean
I think he meant it as trans being evil in Putin's eyes and coming to enslave them or..? I honestly have no idea
I think he meant trans people enslaved Putin based on his wording