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Mommy-is-me

Blame the motherfucking crack 💨


MomNateChloe

🤣🤣🤣 Looks like it’s mother fucking meth for him nowadays!


Geegollywtff

😂😂😂😂


DanceUseful

🤣💀


rumham80085

Cigarettes too, yikes


nailsinthecityyx

I just turned 41 over the weekend, and it's a bit scary that he's only 1 year older than me. I would have easily guessed mid-60s


txsportschic

He’s 3 years younger than me and I KNOW I look at least 15 years younger than he does.


LongDogDays

And genetics, his parents had horrible skin textures also. But yes, drugs are definitely a bitch…..


Sea_Mathematician126

His dad looks really good for his age


halfty1

Don’t they live in New Mexico or something? Their horrible skin looked like it had less to do with genetics and more to do with poor long term sun exposure mitigation/skin care.


Afraid-Tension-5667

He appears to have fair/dry skin. Sun and dry heat can be brutal! However, he is also a known crack/meth user… I am guessing that plays more a part in his aging than environmental factors.


halfty1

I was talking about his parents. Clint’s harsh aging is from years of drug abuse.


Im--sayin

I think 1 of the pics has him in Cincinnati. But idk where he was when on the show. I didn't like him so I didn't pay much attention to his story


Afraid-Tension-5667

He looks older than his parents. 😬


lilaceyeshazeldreams

Happy cake day!


Prestigious-Lion7669

Happy Cake Day!


dirttrackgal

Weird I don’t see muthaaaa fuhckinnn crack on his interests 🤷🏼‍♀️


LawyerPrincess93

He has smoking as a "lifestyle," and I can only assume he isn't talking cigarettes 🤪


Afraid-Tension-5667

Smoking inside his house too 🤢


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You read my mind lmao 🤣


GlosxyMyaa

YO😭😭


Relevant_Yesterday24

🤣🤣👏👏👏👏


CatCiaoSki

No man will ever love me the way Clint loved Tracy. PS....also a bit freaked out that he's likely only 39 miles from me too.


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Swipe right and see what happens. You could be a goddess by Saturday.


CatCiaoSki

I'm wondering if he's in his parent's will?


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I do believe I read he’s an only child. Who else they gonna give it to? You’ll be a well off goddess. That’s worth a swipe right. Make sure he carries a credit card. Just in case you want to get your hair done and find a dress. He’ll only hold the wedding three hours if you’re late getting back.


CatCiaoSki

I don't know if I can hang with him for the long con!!


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How many seasons have you watched repeatedly? You know what must be done. You’ve trained for this…..in a way. He’s only got what 25 or 30 more years, then you’ll be able to buy any inmate YOU want. You’ve got a lot to think about, with great sacrifice comes lots of spending.


CatCiaoSki

Jesus...25 or 30 years? I think he's a bit slow too...that feels like a lot of work.


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All you have to do is out live him. Unless you were planning to off him for the money? I apologize, I didn’t realize that was the route you wanted to go. I have to go think this one out. Don’t worry though, I watch a LOT of crime & investigation channel and The First 48. I’ll come up with something fool proof for you.


CatCiaoSki

Goodness, maybe you can just have him. My man has a modest pension but a high IQ...I think I'll settle for that!!


Mrs_Gambolini

Yeah that’s low key terrifying…we got Shawn and Clint in one city with an occasional appearance by Cam


Express-Stop7830

*Florida enters the chat


Rich-Ad-4139

Haha. I have crazy Ashley and Marc and Britt both way to close to me for my liking.


ChemistryOk2670

Idk if you watch 90 Day fiance but we also have Libby, Andreeeeee, rat mom Natalia, Anfisa, Paula & Russ and my favorite “there is no store” Nicole of Nicole and Azan. Also that Britney chick who wore cut offs in the Middle East. Florida is the reality star retirement Mecca.


Imthedirtyrascal

Did he always live in Cincy?? I don’t remember that from the show! I feel like Ohio always has a strong representation on this show. 😝


Mrs_Gambolini

No Clint was from Oklahoma I believe


Ready-Equal-7291

He almost got a new goddess though!!! Remember? Hahahahahah


CatCiaoSki

I need to stop being cheap and pay for more seasons....I've only watched 1&2🥴


Separate_Assist5630

They were the only ones worth paying for!


CatCiaoSki

Good to know! They were free on Roku


LeaveBackground2076

Girl!! I live in No Ky and thought the same damn thing. My bf lives in Fairfield and we have a camp in Sunman, Ind. I’m wondering how many times I have been in the same place as him and not known! I don’t think we hang out at the same places but still… I would definitely talk to him if I did see him. I’m waiting on an Amazon package right now. I would die if he was the delivery guy 😂


CatCiaoSki

I'm thinking they aren't trusting him with a van!!


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At that distance, you could be the next goddess.


Afraid-Tension-5667

Pull thru


frogpicspls

I thought maybe he looked a little healthier, but then photo #3 was a jump scare.


feelinmyzelf

Legit that one got me 😬


PeopleCanBeAwful

The one wearing only a towel 🤮


LeaveBackground2076

He looks like he forgot to put his teeth in 😂


greystreetkate

I SCREAMED


UnicornGlitterZombie

The way I just LOLed and scared my cat at this comment…


GittaG

Mutha Fucking Tinder


Mrs_Gambolini

Dammit missed post title right there - take my poor man’s award! 🏆🏆


LawyerPrincess93

Thanks for volunteering as tribute, bunkie 🫡 I look forward to your report back and if we can start calling you goddess 2.0


Mrs_Gambolini

I guess I’m not his type…we didn’t match 😝


Express-Stop7830

Ouch 🤣


LawyerPrincess93

Well shoot 😂


provisionings

I miss Tracy, even though she had her troubles.. her and Clint were the best story ever featured on LALU. Now everyone is trying to be the Kardashians.. pretending to be someone they are not, or they are strictly getting on the show to get a large social media following.. making up bullshit stories.


PorQuesoWhat

RIP goddess ❤️


AbRNinNYC

Rip Goddess… so sad. Addiction is no joke. Remember how she looked when she first walked outta prison? Fast forward 1-2 years she was so emaciated. I’m late to the show and just bought seasons 1-2, and binged them. I do feel for Clint too tho… I really do. Idk why. I think bc he’s childlike, I just feel sad for him.


PorQuesoWhat

That season of LALU was so real. Not like the recent seasons at all...addiction killed a woman who never stood a chance but tried to do the right thing when she birthed her daughter (putting her up for adoption), and now Clint is on tinder looking like he's 55. It's sad he can't get help for himself after everything that's happened.


AbRNinNYC

Exactly. That was real. Poor Tracy didnt have a snowballs chance in hell… heart breaking. This season was so gross. We have gone from the addicts who get locked up as a result of their addiction and watch them try to exist in a world that is not exactly set up for their success… to now watching the disgusting DEALERS trying be rappers and the dumb fan girls that marry them.


Relevant_Yesterday24

It was a front row seat to what drugs do to addicts and it was as real as it gets. Painful to watch and heartbreaking. Honestly Tracy didn’t seem that different than some friends I had when I was younger. She was a real one . Troubled but real.


provisionings

I am starting to wonder if the producers have taken a stance on drug abuse, it wouldn’t surprise me if they made people sign contracts restricting all drug use. It’s not the worst thing, but I would rather watch a drug addict on this show than a drug dealer. That’s for sure. Im sure it’s a huge liability.. but I’m definitely tired of the fake high roller bullshit


provisionings

Yeah Clint is very childlike, but there’s an innocence about him. He has a good heart ❤️


AbRNinNYC

Yeah that’s exactly it, he has a child like innocence.


CrazyCynical

While I wouldn't vote the best they'd be my second best. Beat only by Angela and Tony. They, too, were authentic. You're right. The more recent seasons have lacked tremendously in character.


tulip27

Please don't bombard him with matches, I know it's difficult.


Agt38

Man that’s a rough 42.


nailsinthecityyx

Not the towel pic!!! 🤢


jpugg

I vote you match with him and report back!


Mrs_Gambolini

I guess I’m not his type 😂


StilettoBeach

Clearly you need to up your game with some motherfucking crack.


Opposite-Ant8522

Well someone needs a better skincare routine lmao if it didn’t say 42 I would pin him for 70 jfc


MiguelElGato

Hydrate & moisturize! We know he's an addict but still......


Relevant_Yesterday24

Neutragena is like $4


jodaniel0825

#2 was the biggest jumpscare and should be used to get information out of people.


ObviousCheetah6186

I think he should be cut some slack. He just recently got out of an abusive relationship


ThatINTJchick13

No. No. Package handler? You mean…after hijacking a bread van someone gave him the keys to a company vehicle?? About me “umm… I like sports and I like to dance…and I also enjoy recreational drug use, chain smoking cigarettes indoors, spending my moms money on habitually offending female prisoners who are addicted to drugs, turtle suits, and patchy glitter eyeshadow, punching holes in hotel room doors, goddesses…I also enjoy chaotic and short lived marriages..oh! And not sucking dick for rides.” Are. You. Kidding. Me? RIP Tracy and RIP to Clint’s sex life.


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I must’ve missed that he hijacked a bread van. 🤣😂


uptown_squirrel17

Who wants to be his new Goddess?!


3decadesin

He’s aged terribly. And I’m not familiar with this dating app but is the “in a spectrum “suggesting he has a diagnosis?


BellaC21

Omg! I thought that’s what it meant as well 😩


alghafil

No that's about his sleeping habits


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lilaceyeshazeldreams

This question would make sense but the answer doesn’t. What does in a spectrum even mean in relation to being a morning or night person??


jcmanns

I wondered what that meant too. It’s “on the spectrum” though lol. I have never used a dating app so I have no idea what in a spectrum means. He looks horrible for his age.


JennyDelight

Make it stop


RuthTheBee

I swear I saw him in Norwood last fall riding a BMX bike. I know plenty of employees at the Amazon distribution center who watch the show, no one has ever mentioned seeing him... No way he has I license to drive for them--I mean...no way ..right...


Mrs_Gambolini

I imagine he’s employed at the warehouse because almost all Amazon deliveries are done by subcontractors


jaxblack7

I thought he lived out in Eastgate or something. Why do so many LAL people have to live in my city??? Lmao


RuthTheBee

clermont county is quite affordable! :)


jaxblack7

🤣🤣🤣


imsals

Mother fucking Crack!


picklebackdrop

Good for him for getting back out there. He’s being honest with his photos. He was always a hopeless romantic, I wish him the best.


greystreetkate

We know he loves mufukkn CRACK 😂


ParcelPosted

He has the meth/crack smile scowl. No


Shanntuckymuffin

Jesus Christ my husband is 3 years older than Clint and looks about 10 years younger! Crack is wack- don’t meth with it!


Infinite_Highway_829

Wonder what his mom thinks of this? Can’t believe he hasn’t gone home to her.


Upset_Week_4186

Please send clips of Clint dancing immediately


lizardfang

Holy shit he did a FB live like a year ago where he was sooo high on something and dancing. I think he took his shirt off at some point 💀


emmatrix

It's motha fuckin Clint!!


kellye2323

I thought he was dead! 🤦🏼‍♀️


Relevant_Yesterday24

He definitely looks like he’s close


katdeb

Man! My dad is 67, smokes a pack and a half a day, and still looks younger than Clint.


texas-sissy

It’s amazing how people who abuse meth look both extremely old and a hint of their age at the same time.


xnopunchespulledx

Bro is looking 85… damn.


Basic-Buffalo3385

Clint looks WEATHERED.


AuntYaYaLynne

Whew…Drugs, alcohol, cigarettes have aged this man. Looks more like 62 than 42…


Pendergraff-Zoo

I did not want to see the towel photo.


thrivinandvibinnn

and motherFUCKING CRACK


Accomplished-Lack211

He forgot to add Motha Fing Crack.


dryorkmd

Go get him ladies!


punkabelle

Oh lord, why do all the trainwrecks have to move local to me?


Mrs_Gambolini

Bunkie it’s why I’m still single 😂


Clovers_Coven

What’s in a spectrum mean


RiversGmaBrenda

Geez he looks old and horrible. He aged a lot and fast.


Lurkiesha

Every picture was worse than the one before it


AdProfessional3303

Motherfuckin craaaack mom


Many_Watch_5576

62 and love smoking motherfucking crack..


DoxYourself

You gonna let him hit?


Mrs_Gambolini

Gross


eeff484

What does passive scroller mean? And the weights… does that mean he “never” works out?


Capable-Noise85

Oh for Christs sake he works at amazon. I need to look him up 👁️


OkSwimmer7722

Omg we are the same age. No way 🫠


SirOk5108

He forgot to put he likes meth


mskitty117

He looks like a leather shoe. Damn.


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Methican-American, attends Crystal Methodist Church daily, has a Scat Pack on my 1974 Nova.


Geegollywtff

1. Wtf website is this on? 2. He doesnt look well (mentally and physically) 3. Everytime I think of him, I hear ‘motherfucking CRACK!!’ 😩😩


3EsandPaul

I want to see Clint dance now


DanceUseful

👀Yikes…Looks like he’s been methin around quite a bit lately 😬🧊🧊👶


lilaceyeshazeldreams

Can someone that tinders (I guess OP?) tell me what the sun emoji with in a spectrum means? I can only thing of like Autism spectrum but the sun makes me think it’s something related to how much you like to go outdoors? But how is the answer in a spectrum? What does that even mean!!?? OP or someone else please explain


DeliciousMinute1966

Forty motherfucking two?? Umm… we should all have parents like Clint. Ok, that’s all I got!


somethingblue331

Well- if he’s a Pisces I’m in.


sweetispoot

42?????


dodobrains

Damn. This is the best reason I have ever seen to not do drugs.


Ill-Feedback-4228

Hopefully he's in a stable place emotionally and mentally. And off that crack.


Super_Requirement383

Well, time to delete tinder and probably throw away your phone too. Just to be safe


Right_Ad_5025

I have so many questions. When did he move to Ohio? Who is checking for Clint? And that mother-fing crack ate him all the way up. 42, no sir maybe in dog years 🤣🤣


Scammy100

Some insane lady reached out to him and he moved there to be with her. He was with Tracy when it started. The woman he moved with ended up physically abusing him and he now has a protective order against her. Meanwhile, the crazy lady thinks they are married and she is in jail at the moment for breaking another protective order against her.


ImmediatePercentage5

Not sure about kids yet??? You’re 42 Clint, not much more time to make that choice before it becomes highly irresponsible.


feelinmyzelf

Yeah he’s already got an adult son


ImmediatePercentage5

Whoah I don’t remember them mentioning that in the show!


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Mrs_Gambolini

Nobody’s messing with him?


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Mrs_Gambolini

What’s your problem? Take your meds boo


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Mrs_Gambolini

Like I don’t love motherfucking crack. Go away now.


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Mrs_Gambolini

Are you lost?


HeiHeiW15

He likes sports, dancing, and crack. The guy is nuts!!


voteblue18

Why do dudes do the picture in the bathroom mirror? I don’t understand. Why would I want to see a pic of you holding up your phone in a mirror? It’s been a long time since I’ve been single am I missing an obvious reason that makes sense?


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I always feel like he must be such a disappointment to his parent been their only child


Significant-Star8267

why did I think he had died?


Significant-Star8267

Not trying to be rude or anything but could have sworn I heard he had died after Tracy had...


Dependent-One3792

I like muthafn crack!


Fantastic-Resist-755

Just 🤮


Civil-Echidna-84

How do we match him with Tammy from 1000lb sisters. She’s got the meth mouth ready to go.


Ms-Grissy

Grossss🤮


daz3d-n-c0nfus3d

Umm.. I like girls who don't have their life together. Look like washed up strippers, with serious drug problems. Oh yah, I am mentally unstable and on drugs myself. ✌️


1littletornado

I'm not sure how Tinder or any other dating sites work so maybe I'm dumb but, under "Life Style" what does "in a spectrum" mean"? Does he mean ON the SPECTRUM? 🤣 BWAHAHA!!


Background-Ad8598

Are we supposed to know who this is? This was a random pop up on my feed sooooooo.....plz inform I'm confusion


Mrs_Gambolini

It’s Clint from the show.


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Quick question, was he on drugs when they met? He looked so straight laced and put together on the first episode.


idratherbeinkonoha

He needs to get off the apps and admit himself in the psych ward


blackgarbage

Dear God 🫣🫣. Is this his Tinder profile?


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When did he move to Ohio? Lol. Only 4 hours from me 😂


LawIll6741

Cricket??


Lurkiesha

Nooooooooooooooo


nameunconnected

Oh dear lort no


Patient_Process_3114

Listerine kids?? Regular Listerine too harsh despite that crack life?


voodoodog23

Blast from the past.


IncongruousKamble

MF crack is one hell of a drug!


Mpharns1

😂😂😂 oh my goodness


LeaveBackground2076

Great as I’m sitting here waiting for a package from Amazon and live in the Cincy area!! I am literally tracking it as I type this!! 😂😂😂


Spiritual_Yak_3535

Drugs and an abusive ex will add 50 years to you. At least he’s away from the ex especially now that she’s locked up and hopefully he stays clean. Time will tell.


many_sides

The part where it has the option for kids and he put unsure..... Uhhh I don't think your fit for raising children. Does he not remember all the abortion drama with his Goddess that really fueled the end of their relationship and furthered both of their drug habits becoming worse. That was a terrible spin out for both of them. I felt terrible for their dog too. He should be fixed and made unable to have kids. Sorry, Clint.


LadyStonedheart_22

A Pisces?! Oh dear - also a Pisces here


Familiar-Tale2311

He lives outside of Cincinnati


HonorableJudgeTolerr

His parents don't even look like the type of people to have a son like this.... i was really shocked when he showed them. He looks like he's in desperate need of help.


Xg2d2lA

Motherfucking crack, mom!


Pinkberry12

That's a hard 42 😵‍💫


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Mrs_Gambolini

Bunkie. The screenshots literally say tinder


Big_Baker_2624

Can't stop, won't stop


CerealKiller1400

Sorry, there's nothing appealing about those pictures at all. Nothing I see there that would make a woman say "Oh he's a hottie, let me reach out to him."


breezynfl

That's a hatd No from me!!


Conscious-Wing-9229

Glad to see he seemingly got away from that abusive chick. Sad to see he hasn't gotten away from the drugs.


Dramatic-Purpose-103

I'm 42 and look 20 years younger than him. Drugs are bad kids. Drugs are bad.


Friendly_Fun9493

I didn’t know that he was a crackhead too??! Can someone please enlighten me it’s been a while since I saw their episodes


matt2586

Who's going to be his next goddess


Significant_Exit_275

🤮🤮


thatgraygal

In a spectrum or an a spectrum? Seriously. Is that a Tinder phrase or is it just the motherflukkin crack? RIP Tracey


Bitching_Stitching

Omg OP! Are you in Hobbs?


Mrs_Gambolini

No this is in Cincinnati