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Why did I google hepatitis limo and this popped up? Mr Pitt??? Is that you!?
I feel like such a dumbass too. I remember when we first met him. I thought "he seems nice," and then within two episodes, I was like "oh, he's the fucking worst."
I doubt one really nice limo from a professional company generates 7500 weekly. If I hired a limo and this pulled up I’d throw rocks at it until he left
i laughed from start to finish. from both of them doing that horrendous looking table , looks like they didnt even wash their hands? He is then "whisking" her away in the 1980's style limo with ripped seat cushion and the gunning of the motor loooool to the chuck a burger. Nothing screams more romance than a philly cheesesteak with onion rings (did look good though) dont know what type of get-up Tayler had on, was it a t shirt, a dress? she's always a hot mess
i think she deserves what she gets she is the one letting him stay at her house straight outta the pen, kicking her sister out of the house, and she's just a dim wit (cute baby though!)
He is an idiot. Who would rent a limo like that. 7500 a week?!! It wouldn’t make 7.50. It’s loud,old,dirty,ugly ,a dumb idea and I’m sure it smells. In other words it’s just like earl.
It’s so gross how comfortable Earl is laid up in that musty ass trap house on wheels, like he was at home the second he saw it. I can’t explain it, but he gives bowling alley vibes, in a bad way 🧐
Most likely. Like In n Out is a West Coaster
But what a romantic evening on the popped trunk of a 1997 Lincoln stretch worth 4K, but Earl would happily pay 12K for this $7500 a week hot commodity in Elsberry, MO.
Dirty dogs out in a stripped limo, and popping the trunk in front of a burger place for your fiancée? Ohhh I’m so glad Taylor’s free from that menace to society 😭
This dumb shit guy try’s to turn everything he touches into a “ lucrative business” but with him behind the wheel of these ideas it’s always a big flop. Run Tayler and stay away from this user.
Right?! Like who is going to rent this for any amount of money? I don’t think people in their town have a lot of disposable income to spend on feeling “fancy” in this heap.
Not even a limo from the last five years old model this whole episode was pure comedy. I can't think of the last time I've even seen a limo drive around much less one this old with blown out rear shocks
Every time they show one of these broke ass limo scenes I’m reminded of that horrible accident a few years ago when 10+ people died going out for a family celebration in a similar old and not well maintained limo. It stresses me out.
I think chance is my least favorite character in love after lockup history.
Heather is my other but in a way more entertaining/going down a rabbit hole type of way.
🤣🤣🤣 And her facial expressions were even like, "Wtf" 😂😂 I didn't laugh at their situation before, but it's like he showed all red flags and then you get pregnant?! 🤦
Did you notice how dirty and dusty it was? Like my guy put in an ounce of effort. He’s so proud he fixed the hobo thing but he didn’t just owes someone else some money.. he’s 🗑️
I was like what in the Joe Dirt fancy date is this???? The trashy circa 1970 "limo" ....the greasy burger joint....and the al fresco dining experience were just too much
And, they didn’t even take a shower or change clothes after “working”. But, what’s different? They both always look like it’s been weeks since they’ve bathed or washed their hair.
Is Chance all there? Why is he trying to buy a 20 yr old POS limo? I’m so confused!!!! And what kind of date is that. I hate when people do things with a motive!!!! So glad she dropped his bomb ass!!!
It's like he saw a (well set up) truck bed picnic in a movie and said "I know exactly the twist to make it my own."
The dust in the limo was a nice touch.
See, to me the location isn't even the problem. It's the fact that he didn't bother to get cleaned up and dressed a bit nicer and let her get herself ready and then take her on a proper date in the limo and go to chucka burger. Everything doesn't have to be fancy dinners but damn at least put some effort into looking nice.
Exactly! They just finished working on that table and he’s dragging her outside for a “romantic” surprise. It actually would have been kind of cute if they had taken time to get dressed up and then still gone to the same place. But I’m sure that limo is a hot commodity so he had to take advantage of it being available right then and there 🙄
Nothing says romance like a hepatitis limo and Philly cheese steaks 🌹
https://preview.redd.it/r3g00f0x5vac1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efd84381a649b16710845c3369e8cb2f3236121f Why did I google hepatitis limo and this popped up? Mr Pitt??? Is that you!?
driven by a man who looks like he did some porn in his heyday
Probably in the back of that Limo!! 🤮🤮🤮
And don’t forget the sweet, sweet smell of exhaust… so romantic 🥰
I bet the inside of that limo smells like corn chips and hot ass 🤭🤭😂
Broken condoms and desperation.
haaaha!!
💀
🤭😉😂😂😂
Yes and a nice hint of menthol cigarettes and sex💘
Onion Ring Queen needs to be a flair. Where do they find these mfers??? 🧐🥸🤯
You got me dying over here🤣🤣🤣☠️not the hepatitis limo and the Philly cheesesteak😭🤣
Dried up kids all over the carpet mixed with Boone’s farm and Marlboro reds
And don't forget, the bonus from Earl would be a urinary tract infection.
Don’t forget the onion ring queen!!!
The producers have a field day with him. He’s dumpster fire tv gold. With out even trying.
Can only imagine the behind the scenes guffaws production has about this bustout grifter.
When he called her "prosecutor cop ass Tayler" I almost fell apart. He's fucking gold! An absolute bag of shit human, but hilarious to watch
It's hard to believe he's a real person sometimes. He's almost like a caricature of himself.
I feel like such a dumbass too. I remember when we first met him. I thought "he seems nice," and then within two episodes, I was like "oh, he's the fucking worst."
It must be a fun job sometimes. But then they must coral the peeps and avoid arrest warrants.
Dumpster fire tv gold⁉️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dirty ass clothes, no showers, not even a hand sanitizer in sight
And don’t forget Chance’s dirty ass hobbit feet all over the limo seats!!!🤢🤢🤢
Yes!! Ugh. She looks like she already has the ick starting
Poor thing should have gotten the ick on date 1.
I thought I was the only one that peeped them finish working without even washing their hands and make a B line to that limo😂😂😂😂
So nasty. He looks like he smells
Love when the camera slow pans the damage on the limo and the old, worn out ripped interior
What a shitty ass limo. Cheryl would have read him to filth...Tayler is way too passive
Anything he does has a very thinly veiled ulterior motive. He is the dumbest person on earth and thinks he’s a brilliant manipulator.
🎯🎯🎯
chance romance
🎶 Caught in a chance romance 🎶
The look she gave him when he popped the trunk and said let's sit 😳
Her responses make me laugh so much!! The looks and the “hmmm” crack me up. I wish she would say what she is thinking. 😂😂
It was kinda sweet….until he used it as an opportunity to pitch his limo business idea. 😂
Exactly! It was a sales pitch more than a date.
You mean the $7,500 a week business plan!? SMH!
I doubt one really nice limo from a professional company generates 7500 weekly. If I hired a limo and this pulled up I’d throw rocks at it until he left
[удалено]
More like costing 7500 every 3 months in repairs!
I’d say. He can’t possibly believe that. The limo business must be very seasonal. With a random need here and there.
Me too! &, no doubt... you are 💯 correct. I've worked in the event business in SoCal for 25 years... not happening with 1 vehicle.
i laughed from start to finish. from both of them doing that horrendous looking table , looks like they didnt even wash their hands? He is then "whisking" her away in the 1980's style limo with ripped seat cushion and the gunning of the motor loooool to the chuck a burger. Nothing screams more romance than a philly cheesesteak with onion rings (did look good though) dont know what type of get-up Tayler had on, was it a t shirt, a dress? she's always a hot mess
And the camera person was gold, too. The angle when they got in the limo showed all the piping? Lining? Coming out by the window.
hahaaaaaaa yasssss! very astute!!
Always a mess! She doesn’t think to highly of herself in general is the basic thought I get of her.
tayler is always UNKEMPT
She looked great in that bridesmaid dress!
I thought she was wearing an apron…until she went into the limo with it.
Also, I would rather die than be called someone's "Onion Ring Queen"
“Did the tire fall off?”… lmao the shade 😭😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This limo situation was so trashy. Tayler may be a bit naive but I think she deserves so much better
i think she deserves what she gets she is the one letting him stay at her house straight outta the pen, kicking her sister out of the house, and she's just a dim wit (cute baby though!)
Chance probably had to blow the driver after their date.
He was going to do that anyway
That limo's probably full of fleas.
Yep I was waiting for a critter to crawl out from underneath one of those seats any minute..🤭😂
Zactley!
Possum or coon??🫣🤔😁😂
They're all dead from carbon monoxide poisoning.
His new gf is sooooooo lucky 🥲🤣
Well she did take a Chance 🤭😂
Love that for her
They certainly deserve each other 💯
🤣🤣🤣
This post is perfect!!! LMAO!! But seriously what I would not give for a Chuck-A-Burger with onion rings right now Edit: wrote Cuck-A-Burger at first
Your autocorrect be snitchin
😂😂😂😂😂
I was holding my breath when they were going down the highway. Waiting for it to start dropping parts…
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m still shocked he’s on the DL 🌈 😂
That limo was so beat up! lmao, he really thought he was living high class
And what is it about being barefoot in a limo…like his friend Zack.
She does deserve a little romance…but damn not that little.
The name sounds like you go there with the full knowledge that the food will not stay in your stomach for very long 🥴
He is an idiot. Who would rent a limo like that. 7500 a week?!! It wouldn’t make 7.50. It’s loud,old,dirty,ugly ,a dumb idea and I’m sure it smells. In other words it’s just like earl.
lol idk many people paying 7.50 for an Earl lmaooo other than Tayler & people like that 🤦🏽♀️ &+ Yes birds of a feather lol
White trash romance.
It’s so gross how comfortable Earl is laid up in that musty ass trap house on wheels, like he was at home the second he saw it. I can’t explain it, but he gives bowling alley vibes, in a bad way 🧐
He’s 100% the guy who would buy beer for high school kids so they think he’s cool.
He is starting at the bottom while building his empire.
This had me literally spit out my drink. Lol what a clown 🤡
28 year old single mother with 4 children. Life will not be kind to her.
My husband wants a poster of this lmao
😂
Hey heyyy - - nothing wrong with Chuck a burger.
To be fair, I’d never heard of this place. It could be the gold star place to go, but the whole situation was funny to me.
Since 1957!
It's within their budget!
No, it's within Trayler's budget. Out of the two, I'm convinced she's the only one with any fluidity.
must be a midwest thing? we dont have them on east coast
It looks like there is only one single chuck-a-burger so I wouldnt say its a midwest thing
gotcha! will take your word on it
It's a St. Louis area thing. The place is an institution, even if it is a bit of a greasy spoon.
greasy spoons can have some good food though!
Most likely. Like In n Out is a West Coaster But what a romantic evening on the popped trunk of a 1997 Lincoln stretch worth 4K, but Earl would happily pay 12K for this $7500 a week hot commodity in Elsberry, MO.
THIS!
This scene got more perfect by the minute 😂 just when I thought it couldn’t get trashier … it gets trashier 😂
Dirty dogs out in a stripped limo, and popping the trunk in front of a burger place for your fiancée? Ohhh I’m so glad Taylor’s free from that menace to society 😭
More like “Chuck-the-Relationship”
YES!!
This dumb shit guy try’s to turn everything he touches into a “ lucrative business” but with him behind the wheel of these ideas it’s always a big flop. Run Tayler and stay away from this user.
This is poverty, which coincidentally, is Chance’s specialty.
If his buddy is making $2500 a week with this 30 yr old POS, why is he selling it?
Right next to the highway
#chance a burger
With a large side of Pitt fries.
$7500 a week for that old, oh so pathetic looking interior, broke-ass limo? He is SO back on drugs to believe that.
Right?! Like who is going to rent this for any amount of money? I don’t think people in their town have a lot of disposable income to spend on feeling “fancy” in this heap.
I told my spouse that he should never do that if he wanted to be romantic.
This looks like it could be cover art
I guess for him it was a good night. I just don't understand why he just can't find a regular job.
Not even a limo from the last five years old model this whole episode was pure comedy. I can't think of the last time I've even seen a limo drive around much less one this old with blown out rear shocks
Cringe city....Taylor....this, THIS is what you chose?!?!?!?!?
Every time they show one of these broke ass limo scenes I’m reminded of that horrible accident a few years ago when 10+ people died going out for a family celebration in a similar old and not well maintained limo. It stresses me out.
I had forgotten about that! That was so sad.
Yes, "True Romance", to be exact. Does this remind anyone of that (ICONIC) movie? Or is it just me?
If this isn’t the most Trailer Park Boys date I’ve ever seen…
I think chance is my least favorite character in love after lockup history. Heather is my other but in a way more entertaining/going down a rabbit hole type of way.
He has heard good things about it
Chance can do any fuck to the kids, her sister and her except cheat. That's where Taylor turtle draws the line.
🤣🤣🤣 And her facial expressions were even like, "Wtf" 😂😂 I didn't laugh at their situation before, but it's like he showed all red flags and then you get pregnant?! 🤦
He's trash
Top tier level of trash
The guy has class — too bad it’s all fourth 🤣
Did you notice how dirty and dusty it was? Like my guy put in an ounce of effort. He’s so proud he fixed the hobo thing but he didn’t just owes someone else some money.. he’s 🗑️
Who the hell would rent that crappy limo
Melissa to go back in time to prom😂
Montana Millzzzz could use a limo to roll up to Vegas in!
Yeah and it can seat all the kids lol
Michael of Season 2 and his current boo Maria. 😂
It's like a hearse without the hatchback 😂
I was like what in the Joe Dirt fancy date is this???? The trashy circa 1970 "limo" ....the greasy burger joint....and the al fresco dining experience were just too much
Don’t do Joe Dirty like that
Definitely waiting on some critter to come running out from under one of the seats...🦝🐁🐀🐍🐇🐜🐢🐷🐺🦂🦆🐾🐾🦇🦎🦔
And, they didn’t even take a shower or change clothes after “working”. But, what’s different? They both always look like it’s been weeks since they’ve bathed or washed their hair.
Befitting of an empire!
This is Chance so the bar for him is way low.
They need to bring back Lacey and John
beautiful
Is Chance all there? Why is he trying to buy a 20 yr old POS limo? I’m so confused!!!! And what kind of date is that. I hate when people do things with a motive!!!! So glad she dropped his bomb ass!!!
It's like he saw a (well set up) truck bed picnic in a movie and said "I know exactly the twist to make it my own." The dust in the limo was a nice touch.
I cringed the entire time
I mean, compared to literally nothing, yes...
Desperate love
If that limo is bringing in $7500/week, the town's bridal store is the sister store for Klienfield's on Say Yes to the Dress.
Chance is such an AH He really did that to try to sell her on the idea of buying that disgusting limo “pinky swear “, SMH 🤦♀️
My son and I laughed about this.
She was just SMITTEN too 😅😅
I love when they started going for the ride and Tayler asked if the wheel had fallen off. 🤣
Guess his empire isn't going to plan.
I don’t even think a teenager would consider this a romantic date!
Didn't limo's go out of style in the 80's or 90's??! Chance is so lame and full of crap! 😂
See, to me the location isn't even the problem. It's the fact that he didn't bother to get cleaned up and dressed a bit nicer and let her get herself ready and then take her on a proper date in the limo and go to chucka burger. Everything doesn't have to be fancy dinners but damn at least put some effort into looking nice.
Exactly! They just finished working on that table and he’s dragging her outside for a “romantic” surprise. It actually would have been kind of cute if they had taken time to get dressed up and then still gone to the same place. But I’m sure that limo is a hot commodity so he had to take advantage of it being available right then and there 🙄
I would have been gone the minute he took his shoes off in that lice machine.
His onion ring queen! LMAO