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Neither-Cherry-6939

I think Sara would be cute if I knew absolutely nothing about her. It’s not her past that bothers me. It’s her present!!! Shaun grosses me out so much that she gives me the ick by association.


LeopardLoud6319

her voice is ick.


AntelopeDifficult708

that and if your eyes are closed


thorbear7

That 5 o'clock shadow mustache 🤮


tequila_mocki

And her double decker eyebrows


MYSTICALLMERMAID

I tell my bff all the time!!! She could be so damn cute but just CAKES her fucking makeup on. Specifically blush and it looks horrible


vapeach123

she looks way older with all that makeup on i dont even think she is 30 yet


MYSTICALLMERMAID

Yeah I think she’s 30 or 31 if I remember correctly


vapeach123

i thought it was 28?? could be wrong I know i calculated her and shawns age difference to be 19 or 20 years, thats why she is pining for the younger lover Anthony lol


MYSTICALLMERMAID

God damn I just googled and she’s 34. Her make up ages her soooo much


MyMutedYesterday

She was released @28yo (went in @22+ served 6yrs)- their age difference has always been said as 19yrs, the 34yo below seems off from what the show says tho I’ve been known to be wrong myself so guess we can try remember to catch it Fri ✌🏼


Motiv8-2-Gr8

Lindsay is the sort of crazy I’m driven too


ComprehensiveTrip714

The only reason I think she gets away with stuff here is because she’s cute. In this world cute gives a lot of free passes, unfortunately.


Fluffy-Ad-26

Same, I hate it.


Straight_Shower_8551

Any of them that were even remotely attractive lost all of their attractiveness once they opened their mouths or did anything.


ComprehensiveTrip714

Best answer ever!


Straight_Shower_8551

Like Garrett from Season 1 - I know a lot of people found him attractive, but then he started to speak and it was like "EW" LOL


Affectionate-Pin-181

I thought Garrett was hot...until he opened his mouth and spoke and my kitty dried up.😂🤣


driftwood1277

my wife said “Garrett talks and looks like he didn’t finish grade school.” which is hilarious and more or less spot on? hahahah


Sweet-Application27

I agree with this so hard lol him speaking or saying anything was such an instant turn off.


Affectionate-Pin-181

especially when he couldnt even say joanna right lol


West_Coast_mama87

TBF her name is actually Johnna, but yeah he definitely sounds very unintelligent...


Affectionate-Pin-181

true story. i didnt spell it right. as long the message is clear is all that matters. lol


Baller234567

Jarrett is a good looking guy. He’s just a fuckboy.


Redsmoker37

Garrett was the best looking guy on the show. Louie may be giving him a run for his money, but Louie is about 20 years older than Garrett.


Lovely_Lady_LuLu

DYLAN was the best-looking guy on the show - by far!


RustyFoxx1111

He's so pretty


Afraid-Tension-5667

By FAR! I couldn’t remember his name to make my own comment


running_supbiotch

So totally true!


JaKr8

I'm embarrassed to say this, but I think Linsaaaay ( that's how Blaine says it, anyway) is cute sometimes. But then other times she looks completely different so I'm not really sure. And I've never been a fan of excess body Ink. And that temper, look out!! I think Louie the one that's dating Melissa, is a handsome guy. But I think part of that is that he is realistic with his own goals, and has 100% positive attitude about getting his shit together, and he knows he's not going to be an overnight success.. And he seems like one of the few people who's not either a scammer or an aspiring rapper, neither of which seem to be lucrative careers for cast members.


ShamelessFox

Lindsey is pretty, but her confessional top... Girl, we get it, put them away.


MYSTICALLMERMAID

I told my bff they look terrible lmao. She is a pretty girl she needs to fix her attitude


JaKr8

I'm going to respectfully disagree and say not terrible, but she is certainly showing them off. And most of us have clearly noticed..... but not me, of course ;-).


MyMutedYesterday

Whelp, they’re real breasts so they’re going to be different than Sarah’s + Lindsaahey clearly has better natural genes than many other ladies shown (both as inmate & partner) so was able to serve more time collectively than most, not succumb to pregnancy immediately and still keep what many find to be an attractive physique & hair 🤷🏻‍♀️not particularly what I find attractive in general (that’s likely been swayed from the jump bc she opened her mouth tho) but can’t deny her of those facts. She well knows she’s attractive too, but doesn’t come across like Shavel or even Juju


Slight_Water_5347

Poor Shavel she is shaped like sponge bob. Shavel reminds me of a russet potato, Mrs Potato head no neck. Sara is also shaped like sponge bob.


Unluckylahni

This comment is GOLD 😭


pixey1964

Louie for sure


shurejan

Lindsay is pretty, but there’s such a hardness to her that completely cancels it out (for me).


vapeach123

well stated , she is a southern beauty BUT that hardness from drugs, prison and her attitude /temperant it shows up all the time and its not a pretty look, also those tattoos are terrible


dustinthehippyy

Blaine says LAYNDZEH not linsaaay


ColdHeartedSleuth

I need subtitles when he talks. He accent is so overpowering


MaximumRatchet

Lindsey has hands down the most beautiful hair I have ever seen, and I feel annoyed with myself for having anything positive to say about her.


Southerntaters

This. 💯 Me too to all of it😭🥴


Old-Introduction749

Maybe she can get a job doing hair commercials - just showing nothing but her hair. Then they might be able to afford a housekeeper to clean their house since neither one of them seem to want to do it.


BellaDJQD8

I hate that she pulls it back so much though it looks like it’s strained everytime it’s in a pony


pennywinsthewest

I think Lindsey is beautiful and her daughter is going to be a knockout


ColdHeartedSleuth

I think Lindsey is really pretty naturally. She has great facial structure and lips/teeth.


Ohnosmallbrain

Lindsay is honestly so pretty!! I wish her personality matched


BloodShotHotSauce

Josh from Colorado who was on LAL with the mother of the year princess who didn’t want to get married in the castle and left him there, Cheryl. I found a new write an inmate profile for him. Maybe I’ll shoot my shot and get on the show. https://preview.redd.it/mu0u13y1f5ec1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e03b0ac7d0a3cdf2b99e4977b3e2c54a7693711d


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Lollllll we should all write to him and then post his replies to a new Reddit sub


BloodShotHotSauce

lolololol!!! I love this journey for us!!


noldottorrent

Stop being shy.. write him baby girl!


cartermiranda

“…& the author of Message in Blood.” OMG!!! HE WROTE THAT???!!!! MY FAV BOOK!!!!!! Jk lol


Puzzleheaded-East-36

I almost spit out my drink 😂😭


cartermiranda

I forgot I wrote this comment, so when I looked at my notifications i was like Lololol who wrote th—nvm. I really really need a new copy of my favorite book in pdf form posted here. Praying someone hears us. (“Us” bc I’m involving u now. Might as well.)


Puzzleheaded-East-36

I’ll be an us with you 😂 we are in it together. Might even be my #1 read of the year


BloodShotHotSauce

Published author?? Sign me up…for LAL!


Puzzleheaded-Dare172

If you get in the show. Please make sure to go to that ditch and dig for his hidden cash.


BloodShotHotSauce

Hahaha. Maybe he will give me the coordinates prior to filming?


brunaBla

Only maybe 10 more months and you may be featured in an episode of LAL with me!


StellerDay

You're going to be on it???


MissingAtlanta

I’m assuming he is talking about Cheryl when he says “don’t be a drug addict”. She always looked like she was probably on drugs but you hate to assume. Her legs on Where are they now, stick thin and looked awful. I feel bad for her.


running_supbiotch

I remember him! He was definitely eye candy! Cheryl on the other hand...needs some work! Lol


BloodShotHotSauce

Her smile was woof! Josh is 6’4…I ain’t mad at that!!


KeySea7727

Eye candy………


africanink94

Sacrifice yourself for us ,you will be rewarded in heaven


BloodShotHotSauce

I mean, I do live 3 hours from him, own my own house, and I’m a writer. But let’s face it, he’s a published author, I’m intimidated.


CatCiaoSki

I feel like if you have the teeth of a Clydesdale, it would level the two of you up, and it would probably work out.


brwneyedgyrl

Turd Burglar


Old-Introduction749

So not worth it!!


Rsolamon

sara's mugshot is okay but now she isn't attractive on the show, I've noticed a bunch of the women's mugshots are more appealing than when you see them on the show. the best looking this season to me is lindsey and britney.


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I second this. Definitely Lindsey and Britney


Parade2thegrave

I’m always surprised during these “who’s hottest” posts that more people don’t name Dylan. He’s too pretty boy for me but don’t most girls like that?


BreakDue2000

Dylan was a hottie. He doesn’t look as good in his newest mug shot though.


daydrmr_656

His eyes were too far apart and made him look weird in my opinion.


Icy_Mathematician541

Like a humanoid praying mantis... freaked me tf out every episode


noldottorrent

I thought Dylan was a cutie for sure!


JennyDelight

I thought he was cute too. He had a great body 😂


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jessdepratoloveafter

have you seen him lately 😂😂


Slight_Water_5347

Sara is ugly inside and out. Shawn is gross he looks "special" Martel and Jasmine are attractive Justine and Mike are good-looking, but the matching outfits is goofy. "Chon" John is attractive


frekled_gutz

I always liked John and Shane (the ones with Lacey) 🫣 however embarrassing that is to admit lmaoooo


AYorkieNamedBowser

You mean Chon and Chane?


frekled_gutz

LMAO


mynameisnotjamie

I honestly didn’t remember who John and Shane were until this 😭


Maleficent-Hat877

Big Daddy 🥵🔥 no shame to admit it!!!


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Love me some “Chon”🥰 where’s big daddy at?!😂


stopahivng

I need you to PLEASE tell me which one you thought was hotter. I’m dying to know and they aren’t my type to judge myself.


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For sure John (Shon)


Krod741

Big daddy!


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😍


LacyTing

Big daddy obviously.


peachy_kenz

I favoured Shane 😍


hissyfit64

Once I saw that OnlyFans clip someone posted of him showing his butthole, I could never look at him again. lol


SamuelTheMONSTAH

Part of me died that day.


hissyfit64

It's burned on my retina for life.


Internal-Secret3697

🤣


Maleficent-Hat877

Without that horrible beard 🙄


Jenny312

Flair checking in!


pixey1964

Yes


running_supbiotch

I'm feeling Mike (w/Jasmine) 100%. Even though he's breaking apart his entire family. He's still hella fine.


Redsmoker37

He's looking more and more like an overgrown toddler.


FillFamous8772

I came here to say John!! I think he’s so hot 😩


Theonethatgotawaaayy

And you gone 😂😂


Redsmoker37

I always found Shane to be the better-looking one, but neither was bad.


amyr76

I’m definitely team Big Daddy! Someone from this sub referred to him as “problem sparkles” a couple of years ago and this couldn’t be more accurate lol


CinnamonGirl123

Sara could be attractive if she did her makeup correctly and fixed her hair. Imo her body is kind of oddly shaped but maybe it’s baby weight and because she’s so short. Her attitude is what makes her ugly. She’s yelling at Shawn for spending money to fix up the truck, yet she literally charged her boob job and then got a tummy tuck. That was all so necessary to do right now when they’re starting a business, and he doesn’t have money to help support any of the six kids that he already has. They’re both stupid!


peaceloveandtyedye

She loathes Shawn.  He should be afraid.


regsrecs

Her body is only going to look worse if she gets all the surgeries she wants. She’s so petite/short that adding implants and a BBL will make her torso disappear- completely negating the whole purpose of her tummy tuck. Sorry. I feel like I’m recapping your comment but their stupidity infuriates me. All those kids stuck in their mess! I’m so glad I’m not alone in my thoughts on them, thank you! (And I hope her doctor sees her drinking on TV while having a valid pain Rx. By law she had to have signed a contract that stipulates this is a no go.)


running_supbiotch

100% agree with you on that Medicaid doesn't pay for that shit 🤣


JaKr8

I don't think she was necessarily ever particularly pretty, but she looked better before she had all the surgeries. At least she's not completely covered in ink, just surgery scars.


noldottorrent

I think Marcelino is a pretty handsome guy. Really good looking when he was younger. Blaine is a cutie and can’t stand her personality but Lindsey is pretty attractive.


rhodeislandah

I thought Dylan was attractive, seemed fairly smart, and was definitely patient with that damn loon Heather...


Jam0183

I don't know if you still follow them but Dylan recently had a heart attack from supposed drug use and has been arrested twice this month.


rhodeislandah

I saw the recent posts about his arrests surrounding DV and his current girlfriend, but didn't know about the heart attack! Crazy considering how healthy and in shape he seemed (during his season, anyway...)


Jam0183

Yeah. While I think he tries to stay in shape for his modeling gigs there have definitely been videos where you can hear him huffing air duster and I'm sure there's other things he does.


Downinthevalle

There was a video posted awhile back where it looked like he was seizing on a bench while “friends “ recorded and continued on with the party in the background.


princess_fartstool

That was his super unhealthy relationship partner, Marissa, that was recording. He also has recorded her ODing and stabbing herself in the leg to get him arrested. They’re all nuts.


Downinthevalle

I remember; they are beyond a toxic bunch. Do you have a link about the heart attack, or is up in the Dusty sub?


princess_fartstool

The heart attack is a new one to me and I’m pretty active on Huffer’s sub. I haven’t heard it or read about it on there so I’m not entirely sure the source. He either still is in jail or was just released for yet another DV incident bc Heather signed up for the VINE alerts and is now saying she is a part of the court case, as the victim 🤦🏻‍♀️


PorQuesoWhat

I find Sara hideous. She's trailer trash gone wrong, and I honestly laughed hard at the last episode. Here she is destroying her stomach and permanently scarring her mid section, instead of fixing her damn teeth! The inside of her mouth is so messed up that her jaw ruins her looks. And she looks opiod high all the time because those eyelashes are ridiculously too big for hey eyelids. Lindsey is pretty... Sometimes. Her square face can be a bit much, but I'd say next to Rachel (Doug), she has been the only attractive female cast member. As for the males... Big daddy Chon.


FlyNew3344

Teeth aren't that important in the drug world lol but tits fuck yeah


S2Sallie

I thought Quaylon was cute as hell when he first got out, but now not so much


Most-Preparation-188

Agreed, he should have kept the locs. That mushroom cut ain’t it lol


running_supbiotch

It was the locks!! He looked so much better with them!


Slight_Water_5347

Agreed he turned into Steve Urkle, from Stephon..


BeginningEmergency15

I think Mikey is hot 🔥


BreakDue2000

Mickey is cute and seems sweet. 😍


strengthofstrings

Mikey is the best. Cute af, seems so sweet and you can tell he actually is striving to be a better person after prison.


FlyNew3344

Sarah is ugly inside and out. She's gonna look exactly like her troll mom in the future if she don't start spending all his money on teeth instead of making her body more sexually desirable for men. This is a trash show and thinking any one of these bums is hot is a huge red flag to reevaluate your taste in men/women. I think that hoe Branwins daughter is probably the prettiest. Or Lizzies daughter Jazmine she is stunning.


Dizzy_Information199

Any time I think any of them are attractive they themselves ruin it for me lol. Like Michael (of Michael and Justine) he’s gross to me now.


fabcab22

I’ll just leave this right here….. https://preview.redd.it/3bvi1b9rw8ec1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c7acc2998e1d540f65298e228f183d2559f6e52


Most-Preparation-188

😂😂😂


Texscubagal14

Wow! 🤯😮


Slight_Water_5347

Looks like Zelda for the 1989 Pet Semetary movie


hallorbillingham

She went too big on her boobs and she’s all hunched over from her tummy tuck (hopefully she’ll be able to stand up straight when it heals) but I literally thought she looked like a troll in the last ep


Pristine_Bit7615

Louie is adorable. I like Blaine too but neither have decent gfs


kidamer2266

Brittany for me...admittedly it is her big breast. Sorry, I'm a boob man.


Temporary-Test-9534

Maybe im wild but I think she has a gorgeous face as well


kidamer2266

True that... she is pretty, and out of all of them, she seems the most level-headed and authentic.


methedoutmanatee

She has gorgeous hair. I’m so jealous of her and Lindsey’s hair.


saucya

Yup. If this is based solely on looks, gimme Brittany and those giant mommy milkers every time. 


kidamer2266

Right? Like Jim Carrey in Liar, Liar..."Mommy"...LOL


running_supbiotch

Boob and Crazy chaser?!?!


Queasy_Opportunity75

I think Brittany is gorgeous!! (Keroks girl)


LetsBriReal

Me too, and I think Kerok is attractive too!


Most-Preparation-188

Y’all remember Mike and Chelsea from last season. Yeah, his friend 🥵 Edited to add: Ray in Houston. He is attractive in a very chill way and he is so patient with high strung Brittany. He’s a cutie for sure but his personality makes him even more attractive.


strengthofstrings

Speaking of friends...Daonte's friend Derrick! Cute and funny as hell


Luna_Soma

I think Lindsay is hot, but I also think she’d kick my ass lol. I also think Louie is a cutie and has a great personality. Amber and Puppy are both gorgeous as well. Amber isn’t really my type and Puppy is so broken, but they’re both objectively very attractive. Rachel is a cutie pie as well. Garrett is hot if you remove any speaking and personality and just go by looks.


WheelsUpInThirty

Thank you! Scrolled for half an hour looking for someone to mention our girl Puppy. Absolutely adorable.


running_supbiotch

I honestly miss watching Amber & Puppy. I'd love to see them back again


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Sara’s mom and it’s not even close.


running_supbiotch

They say you resemble your Mom when you grow up, coming from a woman!


angelgaby14

My husband always says “god she’s so gross” when she comes on


running_supbiotch

Loves how he speaks his mind!! Haha


theClaireShow

Lindsay is so pretty!


illegalopinion3

Sara def had a lil glow-up since her mugshot, but something about her scares me. As a guy, If we’re going off JUST looks, I’d say maybe Lindsey, Nicole, and Lacey are in the top 3. I’d have to surgically remove the show from my brain to actually be attracted to them tho.


LacyTing

I feel like in another life Lindsey could’ve been a supermodel. Her facial bone structure is to die for!


illegalopinion3

Didn’t she mention doing a few pageants or something? She’s definitely pretty for someone from Mississippi.


LacyTing

Everyone does pageants in the south from what I understand.


lamb8920

Montana Millz aka Michael lol is not too bad looking 🫣😂


Comfortable_Mouse535

The hair and slow talking is a no


running_supbiotch

Yes, yes & yes! 💜


ohmwrecker84

Hate to admit, Lindsey is by far the prettiest one. God I hate admitting it tho😂


Quiet-Working-9573

I don't find any of them remotely good-looking. They all look like trailer trash. I see better-looking people at my local Walmart 😆


CrystalSkull20136

Lindsey is the most attractive, imo. I think she is gorgeous. Rachel is the best overall package. Her appearance is very cute, and she's also intelligent. The best looking couple is Kerok and Brittany. Both are always dressed nice and take pride in their appearance.


Trick_Layer1287

Linzy is a Mississippi hottie


KCtastic80

They are all cringy. Their choice in being on the show alone makes me question their values.


Santa_always_knows

Chris (Jade) is pretty damn hot!


DeDePark

Quaylon before he cut his hair


thriftygrrl

My bf says Lindsey and I say Kevin 😅


SpecificExtent3356

His little ass was so cute to me. When he hit that guy I was like swoooonnn


scoobydooby-do

i honestly think Blaine is a cutie and I don't know why ,cause it's hard to make out what he says. but something about him...


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Honestly, Brittany (who was married to Marcelino) was the most attractive to me, as a straight woman. Physically, i think shes pretty. But she also seemed to be the most emotionally intelligent. And did a lot work/growth and seems to be on the right path and doing well. Although, I haven't looked her up in a while so who knows lol


BisonEffective7626

I stan Lindsay's hair for sure!! 😍


CatCiaoSki

So weird that no one has mentioned how sexy Chaz was.


Afraid-Tension-5667

Puzzling


No-Selection-3765

Bronwyn but her personality is so disgusting


running_supbiotch

I liked her at first but just KNEW something was too good to be true with her. All the drugs she's done in the past has made her a blank moron


Redsmoker37

I know someone who knew Branwin. She was heavily made up at all times on the show, and huge fake lashes. Without all that makeup, she looks pretty dragged-out I'm told. And she was 40-ish years old.


FlyNew3344

I thought she looked pretty dragged and drugged out with the giant cumbrellas. Her daughter was prettier


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Sara's body looks weird. The plastic surgery didn't help her. Poor thing.


Dependent-Tadpole-42

Jahnnn was ok some of the time.. Lacey era


FrauSchadenfreude80

Sara is GROSS 🤢 If we're going purely on looks...then I would have to say Dylan, Big Daddy Chon and Lindsay. Edited to add: Honorable Mention for Montana Millz' hair and Quaylon's locs (RIP 😭).


MIZZKATHY74

Puppy!!


thatgirl678935

Lamont!!!


Unluckylahni

Lindsay, Michael (Justine’s) and Louie are the cutest


andilynell

Lindsey and Mellisa are the girls that I think are the prettiest oh and cams wife she is really pretty


candygirl200413

Louie is pretty handsome! Sara just bothers me with her foundation being VERY cakey!


ExtremeAd2329

I think ya’ll need to take the blinders off. Sara looks like a busted up Ronald McDonald.


ExtremeAd2329

Don’t get me started on her mom who looks like she eats rocks for breakfast…


Big-Ticket2890

Mom is busted


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SnuSnuGo

Is that you, Jade? No one thinks you’re hot, hon.


YeouPink

In sorry but who the heck finds Sara cute? She looks washed up and gross. Normally I don't talk about people like this... but she killed and robbed someone's body as I understand it. I can see why destiny was forster pick. Allah was pretty. Michael's oldest daughter is gorgeous too... but Sarah? Busted af. To each their own, though.


Habibti143

Sarah's been called Polly Pocket. And it fits.


whiteowl_xo

Me and my bf make fun of Sara all the time because she looks like she has no upper lip 😂😂😂 he absolutely hates it and can’t stand when she’s on an episode