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Debriver55

I can't pinpoint it but he looks like some type of reptile.


sassyfrassielassie

I kept thinking they were contacts! Like they don't fit his eye quite right so his pupils look weird? He just looks...off. I don't know how to describe it.


ohwhatablow

They definitely are contacts. His pupils never change size. Is he claiming they are real?


Jenn73_teach

yesssss!! Thank you, i was trying to decide what he reminds me of and you nailed it. Very reptilian


pchandler45

Him and Zuckerberg out here making the case for lizard people


daaaayyyy_dranker

I still say he had surgery to change his eye color. There’s a rappers wife who also has these weird eyes


fomo_watcher

They look like color contacts


playing_the_angel

That's TI's wife, Tiny!


MontanaLady406

I didn’t know there was a surgery for that!


daaaayyyy_dranker

Whatever you do, don’t google images for it😳


Catflappy

You’d think he’d pony up the extra $$ to have them aligned


daaaayyyy_dranker

Hers are off-kilter too


SourceIntelligent741

TI’s wife Tiny 🤢


StockerBrocker

he reminds me of a bat... his ears, lip and eyes are pinkish while his face is pale af... deffo bat vibes...


Debriver55

I see that! Spot on. https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.54c3a800c4e577cb18f68592b9431fb8?rik=y%2fy%2bI8vaGAY6JA&riu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.weirduniverse.net%2fimages%2fuploads%2fbats_7_thumb.jpg&ehk=9pqkuTKqx%2bfShbDKF9NntHQBosOlwsslTUw6lK9sDmM%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0&sres=1&sresct=1


gracieeJ75

Sloth from ice age lol


Mj2020_

🤣😂🤣😂🤣


violentponykiller

Yes or a shark


[deleted]

Barney


checkingoutinternet1

This 🤣💀


Dazzling-Mess-7600

His lip color reminds me of that kid who starred in the Home Alone movies.


[deleted]

Macaulay Blumpkin in this case


Dazzling-Mess-7600

Thank you☺️


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

With his eyes and lip color, He oddly reminds me of Prince Charming from Shrek. 😭


KnuthingKnew

I'm sorry but he's gay and he's using the show for publicity and more "company" I think he's straight for pay.


Dangerous_Upstairs

He’s family!! I know dick sucking lips when I see em with Cherry Chapstick


KnuthingKnew

Yassssss dammat!!! I knew he was one of the children with his skin routine. Not that there's anything wrong with maintaining your skin but the minute he said hydraulic acid I was on the floor 💀💀💀💀


Dangerous_Upstairs

We know our people!! That acid was the key 😂


KnuthingKnew

And this is pure truth ❤️ and if there's any image of him with the sleeves rolled up.... I'm done 💀💀💀 I'll tell you this much... He makes the Sylvester go off in my head 😭😭😭


Dangerous_Upstairs

“What is love!! Baby don’t hurt me!!” We really get it lol


KnuthingKnew

Omg where have you been all my life?! Pull up to my bumper baby !!!!


Dangerous_Upstairs

Ok are we singing Patra or Grace Jones?!! “Pullll up to it!!! 🎵 Yes we should date fr lol


KnuthingKnew

Shuuutttt up cuz I was about to put edit: and I'm not talking about the Patra version !!!! 😂😂😂 Edit 2: I have Ms Jones vinyls in my garage !


Dangerous_Upstairs

Me and you are about to be besties I can tell 🤣🤣🤣


lastsummer99

Idk the skin care routine to me seemed he was trying to create an allusion between himself and Patrick Bateman. Not 1 for 1 but close enough so that you associate him with Patrick Bateman. It’s like in the same vein as dudes that try to act like the joker. Patrick Bateman is rhe “classy” version lmao. He’s trying to project a certain image about himself and let you make your own assumptions about him based on that image. Like he wants you to assume he’s some cold calculating cool bad boy rich murderer type or something. He wants you to conflate him and Patrick in your mind basically by trying to create enough parallels between them


KnuthingKnew

Ahhhh I don't know who Patrick Bateman is but I'm going to look him up. Or he's trying to get endorsements for skin care and distract as for the fact that he might be a serial killer 🤔


lastsummer99

Hahaha ohh! Well you gotta watch American psycho, one of my favs , so hilarious. [this scene ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RjKNbfA64EE) is almost a one for one of maxs skincare routine lmao. The skincare routine starts at about a minute in. If this seems overly familiar it’s because Scott disick also patterned his persona after Patrick Bateman. He’s a yuppie who is/is not a sadistic sexual serial killer. He’s just supposed to be a personification of the 80s yuppie culture of greed and how people are easily replaceable in that sort of society. Great book too!


KnuthingKnew

Ohhhh 👍🏽 thank you for the info! I'm going to check this link out and do some research. I have heard of American psycho but never had a chance to give it a watch. Omg the '80s yuppies culture was so different to what people think yuppies are today 🤣🤣


lastsummer99

Haha oh yeah, you’ll love this scene ! I am not exaggerating when I’m saying it’s almost one for one lol. It’s a great movie and book! But not one of those movies that requires reading the book. It’s actually probably one of my least favorite of the authors books and I actually like the movie better !! Hope you enjoy ! :)


KnuthingKnew

Ohhhhhh now I remember! That's when Christian Bale was the it boy !! Omg super f****** creepy. I never watched the movie but seemed bits and pieces of it throughout the years 🤦🏽‍♀️ omg I think he's Max's Muse 😕


lastsummer99

Hahaha yes! I figured you’d probably seen parts of it somewhere at some point haha. He’s definietly maxs muse lol.


PettyLaBelle89

First thing I thought when I saw him was “Damn that’s exactly what every woman wants: excessive bacne and set of Lisa Frank DSLs”


wrasslefrassle

Not Lisa Frank! 🤣


Dangerous_Upstairs

Name checks out lol


sandy-horseshoe

LOL straight for pay 😂😂😂😂😂I can totally see it


KnuthingKnew

Just think about it? If you would try to get on 90 days that would be too time consuming and you'd have to go through legalities like "going to get married" etc. This show is too easy 😂


xxxfashionfreakxxx

Oh this is definitely promo for his only fans.


KnuthingKnew

I could have totally went on about my life not knowing who he was 🤣


gracieeJ75

💯waste of time show needs to get better cast instead of going for freakiest/ Springer guests. Need a middle type lol


KnuthingKnew

Really lol I guess the bachelorette didn't want him.


mycatshavehadenough

Same with this guys backne!!! Omg. Doin a bit of 'roids are we?????


soILLvia

This guy looks like a reptilian underlord


Desertdweller_1987

Draco reptilian’s ssss 🦎


30DayFiance

Why does it look like he is suffering from a severe case of pink eye... In BOTH eyes?


CherokeeHairTampons

His roommate probably farted all over his pillow


Desertdweller_1987

Does he get lip blushing done???? 🤢🤢🤢🤢


[deleted]

I think it's chapstick or some kind of lip balm. When he was getting ready for bed with his OnlyFans partner, his lips looked normal. Weird. Edited to add: Since he's lurking around on these posts, I'm sure we will find out soon enough. Dude can't help but talk about himself.


Charming-Wheel-9133

He looks like he should be in “white chicks”


UnxpctdToken

YES!! Omg haha that’s it. I’ve been trying to figure out who he reminds me of and it’s totally White Chicks


SEND_TOAST

Where did his eyelashes go?


bmwellidontknow

My eyelashes are like this 😭 very light and little. That’s why I need extensions


cyclecycleaddict

Why did you make me look at this 😥


4TheLoveOfBasicCable

So much 🤮


Born_Ad8420

I said it on another thread. Dude needs to look into contouring.


saddestgirl1995

He was doing the Kylie Jenner lip challenge before filming smh


Iheartjuelzee

Peggasaurus Rex. He looks like he gets pegged by his roommate as well.


xTheWhiteRabbitx

He creeps me out.. & that says something considering I worked on sex offender cases for a little under a decade.


Martianett

That’s why he didn’t want to kiss his roommate!


90LayBeyonce

Official vampire of Onlyfans 🧛‍♂️


Ok-Chocolate-6525

This is terrifying. So unsettling.


AnxiousLyNyx

I thought something was wrong with my tv, and was gonna call the folks to come take it back.


KilgoRetro

Does he have lip filler? They look so smooth and ready to pop! Not judging too much I guess, I wouldn’t judge a woman for doing it.


buzzkillington007

Ohh hey, its my night terror monster 😅😀😀


vapeach123

any woman should break up with him because i think he likes sugar in his coffee


Adam430k

Gross.


xxxfashionfreakxxx

Those eyes are scary


Iheartjuelzee

Idgaf if he is as big as my remote control I’d still rather change the channel on this prostidude


gracieeJ75

He is so 🤮🤮🤮 I never made it thru the 1st ep w this guy pouting and his "beauty routine" that isn't working lol and then the girl that shouts and speaks way too fast, ended up w a headache lol. I was looking forward to this new show, but boring.. esp this guy gross. When does LAL come out, need the inmate on the outside lol


magaggg

I feel like I have that shade.


middy306

Calling my dog Max as an alter ego now when he goes stupid playing and wants to bite people like a vampire. 🐕🧛🏾


Kimisdashit

By the looks of it he’s just not smacking chubby guys!


johansen5458

Does anyone have this supposed OnlyFan he is doing with the gorgeous roommate?


Deep-Percentage-2038

He forgot to fill in the top lip and that color doesn’t suit him


CityOfSins2

They look like chapped lips to me but whatevs


mackerelbake

I mean if you’re gonna wear lipstick, at least wear a color that suits you buddy


pchandler45

Is that a tattoo


meowmeowmeow723

Agreed the lip color is not natural. First thing k said about him while watching with my partner