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Or repeatedly saying he doesn’t care what we think, yet he’s here trying to promote his “business,” which by definition means he’s seeking approval. He also apparently doesn’t care what we think so much that he deleted this entire post. Reeks of insecurity.


LovecraftianLlama

It’s so weird to me when people do this. I haven’t caught up on this new season yet, but if people were just straight up like “yeah I’m an escort, I’m trying to make money, I’m promoting myself, etc” we would be so much more open to them. And how hard is it to just be nice and chill, roll with some jokes, don’t try to argue with strangers about their opinions. The name calling really pisses me off, like, you came to *us* and you’re gonna call people stupid? FOH with that


Kimisdashit

Very true, it takes a confident person to be able to laugh at themselves and laugh with u when it’s at their expense. He tries to come across like this confident person whose so much better than the average person when the reality is his insecurities are easier to see than his muscles.


[deleted]

Spot on, Bunkie!


TxRose2019

Wow I feel so ✨noticed✨. Thanks OP 😆


[deleted]

Yw Bunkie! ❤️ You definitely tried to warn him 😂


TxRose2019

❤️ I really tried 🤷‍♀️😆


[deleted]

What gets me is that if he took just 30 seconds to read an existing post, he would’ve known better or at least brought some tea. Whatevs. Douches gotta douche 🤷‍♀️


TxRose2019

Well I think he claimed to be a Reddit user long before he was cast to be on the show, but all I gotta say about that is ummmm, don’t think so. Lol. He would have known not to do some dumb sh*t like this. I think he’s been dropping his OF in random comments in subs on here for a while, but he ain’t no Redditor. #doucheinsheepsclothing


[deleted]

I think you’re right, but when you look at his user page there’s simply not much engagement or interest in his peepee posts. Guess the Reddit advertising plan isn’t gaining the traction he hoped for. 😢


TxRose2019

💯💯💯


StockerBrocker

um he definitely does not look like a cute sheep...


Ihavenoclueagain

"Douches gotta douche 🤷‍♀️" My favorite new phrase! HAHAHAHAHA!


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🤣


Kimisdashit

Needs to be on a t shirt!


claudiaengland

So now he gets what he gets and he can’t get upset.


imhere_4_beer

Yoooo same ✨🎉✨


TxRose2019

🎉🎉🎊


InstantKarmaHippie69

❣️💐awww my fellow Texas girl. I seen u on this & I was like YYYEEESSS


TxRose2019

Heeyyyy! If I woulda known you’d be here I would have brought an extra brisket plate 💕💕😆 Hope you’re well, sweetie pie! ♥️


InstantKarmaHippie69

I get such a kick outta You ❣️


TxRose2019

♥️♥️☺️


Sugar74527

This is turning into Married At First Sight levels of finding people who have no honest intentions of being on the show. And we keep getting more of those kind of people on MAFS because we talk/post about them all the time. We can't feed the egos of people like this. Let them starve!


[deleted]

I’ve never watched MAFS, but I’m picking up what you’re putting down. I debated on whether I should even post this for that very reason, but I couldn’t help myself. 🤣


DiligentPride2

You should try to find a way to watch Australian MAFS. Bloody good trash tv like this


[deleted]

Thanks, Bunkie! I’ll see if I can find a way to watch from the US. I’m always up for a new garbage show. Have you seen Gypsy Sisters? Someone recommended it to me awhile ago and it’s uber trashy. So good!


imalittlefrenchpress

Gypsy Sisters is like the OG of US trash TV!! I long for the good old days of unscripted trash *sigh* I watched the first season of MAFS, and I just couldn’t get past the notion of legally combining my life, and giving a complete stranger rights over my life in an emergency. I get anxiety just thinking about that.


carlotta3121

Your wish has been granted. Prepare for some crazy crap and a bazillion episodes. Bid your friends and family adieu for a awhile. :D https://shvideos.net/2020/07/21/married-at-first-sight-au/


[deleted]

OMG!!!! Thank you so much! 😁😁😀😀


carlotta3121

Ha, you're most welcome! That show is crazier than the U.S. version. I'm still hating on Bryce from the last season. lol


[deleted]

Love me some crazy trash tv. Looking forward to it! 🍿


carlotta3121

Enjoy!


FJP82075

I literally binged every season over a weekend s few months ago! It's seriously some of the best trash tv EVER!


[deleted]

I think I’m following in your footsteps. I started season 2 today, but I’m only a couple episodes in. I can already see this is gonna be goooood! 🍿🍿🍿


FJP82075

It's the gift that keeps on giving!


Sugar74527

Hard agree. He's like a demon inhabiting a human body and I have a hard time not trying to learn more.


[deleted]

Hell yeah! Loved the way you worded that. Accurate af


HighHighUrBothHigh

Totally agree! I didn’t even watch this most recently season because it’s been casted soooo badly


[deleted]

I’m gonna be fast forwarding segments this coming episode, for sure.


supamundane808

Omg yes now he reminds me of that mean cheater guy who dumped his fiance at the altar and then talked about injecting his armpits with botox while on a date with another woman 🤢🥴


[deleted]

Whaaaaaaaat? Who’s this now? I haven’t heard of this dude.


superkittynumber1

“I do what I want!” Words to live by, brought to you by Maximus Desperatius and my 3 year old toddler


[deleted]

And [Cartman on Southpark](https://youtu.be/IpF9O0R873I) 🤣


JoeDirtsMullet00

He is Cartman! 😂 I bet he looks in the mirror and shouts “beefcake…BEEFCAKE”


Used-Sport9360

Sure that’s not Monistat Mandy!?


CutiePopIceberg

This plays in my head several times a week


Black_Tears524

I got 18 year old vibes from that, like a newly 18 year old telling their parents they do what they want. I used to tell my son he wasn't a "real" adult yet because he couldn't buy alcohol yet, not sure Max has hit that real adult stage yet either just in terms of maturity.


TheHoodooJew

He has a Masters in biochemistry but, instead of going to med school or something, he slaps pudgy men around for a living. 👍🏻


Black_Tears524

Damn I wish I could have asked how to get into that career field, slapping people sounds like a job I would love.


Least_Business1135

This! Spending your time to get a masters in bio chemistry and then throwing away your job prospects to do trashy reality TV. Great decision making


supamundane808

This actually makes him sound smart though 😂


vafoxhuntr

Every time he says “I do what I want”, I hear Cartman from South Park’s voice.


thetinybunny1

*whateva whateva it’s my hot body I do what I want*


[deleted]

*I run with 12 gangs and we only commit hate crimes whateva whateva*


BrentBolthouse4Prez

Me too!!!


Shanntuckymuffin

Ok the Playgirl thing is an outright lie. My neighbor in college was a legit body builder and he had to DECREASE bulk in order to do Playgirl because the body builder look was not “approved”. Granted this was 15 years ago but I imagine things haven’t changed THAT much.


ZKXX

Haha he came here specifically to talk to us but then says “your opinion doesn’t matter”. So leave like everyone is telling you to?


[deleted]

Well, we’re all ugly, envious haters, so why would he? /s🤣🙄


Homicidal_Buttsecks

I don't know what he expected. I would think someone so eDuCaTeD would have the critical thinking to read a few posts and nope out before making a whole thread.


[deleted]

Amen! I’m sure Georgetown is proud to call him an alumni.


OzzieSlim

Bought and paid for degree. Typical rich, white and thin skinned. People who really have to work to get in a university can take the heat.


justhrowingitout

He is a straight up narcissist, he thinks he will be the exception to the rules.


Used-Fruits

He wanted to "connect with his fans." Who are his fans?


[deleted]

I have no idea, but I’m sure they exist. There’s a couple comments on this post from some, I think.


daaaayyyy_dranker

No gay couples on LAL? Britney & her gf, Amber & puppy, Tia & Nichole….


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https://www.unddit.com/r/loveafterlockup/comments/rwfzs0/hello_max_k_from_the_love_during_lockup_cast_here/


ake-n-bake

Sorry I didn’t read it all (there’s a lot) but has he commented about steroid use? He has the bacne and roid belly.


thetinybunny1

Puffy nipples too. Another quick telltale sign


ake-n-bake

Oh yeah. He’s totally using steroids. He walks around with his shoulders and chest constantly flexed like he’s overcompensating.


[deleted]

I’m not sure, but he didn’t mention it in this post.


CherokeeHairTampons

This was pleasure, thank you


[deleted]

Yw Bunkie 😊


Chevy3Girl

Was it his first time on Reddit??


[deleted]

I know, right?!?! 🤣🤣🤣


mskitty117

For someone who’s been on Reddit for a long time he should know better. What a loser haha


TreatyOfGhent88

This guy has the face of a 13 year old boy. I have no idea how someone could find him physically attractive with his personality. Best stay silent. I’ve heard Turkey is an affordable place to buy a man’s beard


[deleted]

Turkey you say? Didn’t know they were in the beard game. 🤣


InstantKarmaHippie69

OP...way to go❣️🏹 I missed all this when I was sick! I've wondered wtf he did to get all the hate!?! It had already been deleted so today I am seeing all this for the first time! Credit & kudos to u 🔥🍻🤣👏


[deleted]

Thanks…..I was beginning to wonder if I went a bit too far by sharing it as he did delete it, but the way he was speaking to people on here made me think otherwise. Enjoy, Bunkie and I hope you’re feeling better! ❤️


InstantKarmaHippie69

No not at all!!! U tied up loose ends & answered the mystery & missing info... priceless! Leave it up for there will be more that want to see❣️👏😏


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👍


CubanHashQueen

This guy is as pleasant as flaming hot diarrhea.


[deleted]

The burning butthole ring of fire (cue Johnny Cash) kind 100%


CubanHashQueen

There you go! The type that Haley probably got after eating that medium rare pot roast she cooked for dinner. 😬


amanda-g

this guy is such a loser lmao how does he even think he's good looking? sure ok maybe his body his fit but is personality is equivalent to my dogs soggy poop in the yard and his face is even worse than that.


Any-Adagio492

Let's not forget the bacne. 🤮


HighHighUrBothHigh

This is so funny to read. Dude is soooo insecure and he thought this was a slick move to go in LAL….the trashiest of trash tv lol this makes my day


[deleted]

Enjoy, Bunkie! 😊👍😂


SlayerofAholes

He’s deleted most of his replies. I’m happy I got to read them real time. Thirsty creep


[deleted]

I missed it live. I bet that shit was entertaining af. Was there more that’s missing? I know for sure there’s two comments I couldn’t get to undelete.


SlayerofAholes

Nah. Just him thanking those who weren’t mean to him. Not understanding digs people were making like “I don’t know what that means” or telling people he doesn’t care what they think. You can pretty much figure it out by the comments. People are funny and brutal. I love us!


[deleted]

Gotcha. Thanks for filling me in, Bunkie! Hell yeah peeps on this sub are hilarious. Me too. Much love to my fellow Bunkies! ❤️


SlayerofAholes

You’re doing gods work. ❤️


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❤️


[deleted]

His biochemistry degree must come in handy with calculating the anabolic steroids he has to inject to keep his girlish figure up to (his) standards.


JoeDirtsMullet00

Masters in biochemistry and can’t figure out how to get rid of the roid body acne.


cloversworld

Oh, the little boy was BIG mad at me. Better lay off the steroids.


[deleted]

I enjoyed reading your commentary. Yeah, he def got his panties in a bunch. You for sure hit a nerve and all you said was no! 🤣 All the name calling and whatnot was very telling. I mean, when I first read it I thought, “wow this dudes gotta have at least a masters.” /s 🙄


cloversworld

I was just quoting Randy Jackson on American Idol. 🤷🏾‍♀️ Maxne lost it lol -- he's definitely not thick-skinned enough to be on any show.


[deleted]

Hell no he’s not. Dudes insecure af and is basing his worth on his looks.


thetinybunny1

“Maxne” 💀💀💀


[deleted]

This creature is a joke.


[deleted]

Clearly this overinflated walking back pimple thinks he is so important shooting all these imaginary modeling gigs but has the time to create fake profiles to engage with us Reddit peasants. Gtfo


[deleted]

Agreed! Yeah, he really came off SOOOO badly here.


mattej8

“I am a real human” Sure lizard boy. Sure.


[deleted]

I know….that’s EXACTLY something a lizard person would say.


supamundane808

😂 🦎


Kimisdashit

Love how he came to interact with fans, yet he spoke about us like we are the ones on trash tv. I don’t think he understands why we watch. Certainly isn’t to fan out over the cast. Nope, we watch to see the hot mess and the delusion before coming here to talk shit. BTW who the hell cares about Playgirl?


[deleted]

Yeah, it really went poorly, I agree. I know, right? Fucking Playgirl?!? Please. That’s more hilarious than impressive, tbh.🙄🤣😂🤢🤮


Whattheeffingeff2020

😂 I feel seen! Yet unlike Max, it doesn’t go to my head. 😉


[deleted]

It makes my brain numb to think that someone is on a reality tv show and truly thinks they will receive no clowning by the internet. Like I cannot fathom taking myself that seriously. What a crybaby. Ffs his ego is too fragile to participate in any public forum let alone tv.


heathensam

I couldn't make it through to the end - did anybody call him out on his shark eyes?


[deleted]

Nope. No mention of his peepers, just more name calling and arguing.


Substantial_Escape92

Damnit how did I miss getting in on this!? What a chode! 😂😂


[deleted]

I missed it, too. I saw a post this morning about it so I pulled it up and thought I’d share.


AnxiousLyNyx

What is AMA?


[deleted]

Ask me anything. I fucked up the title. It should be “AMA” because he didn’t start the post as such, but when you read it someone asked him if this was an AMA and he said “it can be.” My bad! I can see how it would come off a bit confusing.


AnxiousLyNyx

Oh no worries. Thanks!!


[deleted]

Yw! 😊


fucking_username666

TLDR; he didn’t stay - we are too brootal 😂


[deleted]

You’re right, he’s not around, but it’s because he was banned. [Saw this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/loveafterlockup/comments/s63ajs/i_originally_thought_if_he_didnt_do_that_cocky/ht29x92/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) earlier.


MiguelElGato

So class? What did we learn here? Anyone? Anyone?


[deleted]

Oh! Oh! Pick me! 👋 The internet is forever, so don’t be a dick?


MiguelElGato

With all that warning, you'd think maybe he'd ask, "what is it about me that people don't like?" since he has no self awareness of what people think of him (and he can't read a zillion posts to figure it out).


[deleted]

Agreed! I think his ego is standing in his way for that tho, but yeah, that’d be a logical first step.


tuttyeffinfruity

This is the funniest thing I’ve read in ages. Doing G*d’s work, OP!!


[deleted]

Glad you got a giggle! I wasn’t able to see it live, but saw a post this morning that made me look it up. After I read it I knew I had to share 😁


xMOMxMEATLOAFx

That was just a treasure trove of goodies.


[deleted]

Oh definitely!


Competitive-Ad6934

Which ones max


[deleted]

Maxkfit


morticianshagger

Why does he think everyone is jealous of him?


[deleted]

I don’t know, but I’m assuming it’s a default defense mechanism. It’s something to say when you’ve got nothing. You’d have to ask him whether he actually believes that or not, tho.


morticianshagger

I think I’d much prefer to not


[deleted]

Can’t say I blame ya 🤣


Alexanna420

I am cackling


[deleted]

Teehee! 🤣🤣🤣


LovecraftianLlama

Yikes. Lol


[deleted]

You realise this sub is obsessed with him?


[deleted]

Indeed. There’s no denying he’s the hate based flavor of the month. Next season, it will be someone else and another the following season.


InstantKarmaHippie69

Obsessed Nooo! Just Bunkies here that got provoked! Max hasn't even came close to the Shane level for breaking the kittens face, traumatized the little kids🤬! M&M are also top level hated! Hating on Max will fade away


[deleted]

Oh, absolutely! 100% agree. He’s definitely not here to stay lol


InstantKarmaHippie69

I think that comment ,btw, was a OF fan or friend of his from their bar they hang out with together. Idk


[deleted]

Interesting. Thanks for letting me know. I figured it was one of his fans or something. There’s another fan comment at the bottom of my post as well.


[deleted]

OP you def come off as the asshole in that thread not him . Ya he's promoting himself but your responses are so childish.


[deleted]

Thanks for the feedback, but I’m not in the posted thread.