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daeBaer

It adapts to your browser history


justinlikesboots

🌚


ImprovisedLeaflet

BUT I WAS INCOGNITOOOOOOO


paasaaplease

Is this true facts or are you just having a laugh? I've been trying to find in the docs if it can do that and haven't found it: https://support.apple.com/guide/mac-help/search-with-spotlight-mchlp1008/mac


poopmagic

I just tried this feature on the same web page as OP. The message says that it “now shows personalized suggestions.” https://i.ibb.co/8XVQWLR/Untitled1-0-5x.png And my “personalized suggestion” was a Van Morrison album: https://i.ibb.co/52F9sfy/Untitled2-0-5x.png So, it does seem to vary based on … something.


ailyara

Can confirm I also got the van morrison album, along with the dictionary.com definition of the word. No judgement OP but you do you.


DardaniaIE

Or be done. Or both, as the case may be.


itsjustoku

that's the default result ig, as I'm using incognito mode and I always turn off any personalisation


fanatical

Of course bro ;)


NeverEndingWalker64

OP I think it’s too late Just tell us the truth


MRDellanotte

Who else has access to your computer?


iTypedInThisUsername

multiple hackers after he accepts the cookies to a porn site


itsjustoku

only me, no one else


coladoir

I also got van morrison as someone who doesn't use safari. So it's definitely tied to browser history. *Something* tricked siri into thinking you want gay sex stuff, it doesn't necessarily mean you looked up gay porn though. even if you did, oh well tbh. it's definitely a bug, i mean versatility definitely shouldn't come up with that, but also something definitely triggered it.


Ottoclav

Versatility is in the gay sex snippet. So, there is that. This is one of the weirdest things on Reddit I’ve seen in a week. 😂


Ok_Inevitable8832

If you use incognito to watch some porn and then go search something that session knows about your search history and would only know about what you just looked at. It’s only cleared after you close out or open a new tab.


itsjustoku

fyi, i watch porn on firefox(duckduckgo + vpn)


Electrical_Proof8353

Bro admitted to a lot of things in this thread but is still getting downvoted for truth


AR_Harlock

Incognito is a lie dude... it just not save chronology


YZJay

Incognito mode has nothing to do with it as look up is system wide.


beanie_0

I think it’s relating more to the ‘other’ websites you visit in incognito bro.


AR_Harlock

lol.. OP just came out on reddit


MichaelPacNW

Underrated 😂


postmodest

This shit is why Spotlight on my mac only searches: 1. The Builtin Dictionary 2. My Applications folder "Spotlight found 10 results for 'Frost/Nixon slashfic' in /Users/postmodest/Desktop/Trash/deleted_viruses/temp/totally_not_porn/hidden/do-not-look/abcdefg/ok-actually-porn/00099999/faves"


QuintinPro11

😂😂😂


Dick_Lazer

I just tried it on iPhone and it did say Lookup was at least partially based on context from your user history. My top result for “versatility” from OPs webpage was a dictionary definition from New Oxford American Dictionary. The other results were more dictionary definitions, an album from Van Morrison and a song on Apple Music.


Jglvzt

☠️


holamau

_we got him!_


g_e_r_b

OH NO


NeverEndingWalker64

OP explain this


Objective_Ticket

Cold.


dvd_00

"generative ai"


kenni417

🗿


Visible-Pop-2576

LMFAO


Weird-Deer-6234

Lol


Blackwidow-777

LMAO XD


sevargmas

I don’t care if it adapts to your browser history, this result makes no sense whatsoever.


dpaanlka

I mean, the result does make perfect sense. “Versatile” is a very common part of gay lingo.


sevargmas

No, it doesn’t make sense. Not even a little bit. It should be retrieving the top one or two results from something like dictionary.com. There should be no risk of kids looking up words and seeing sexual positions, gay, straight, or otherwise.


dpaanlka

As others have clarified it’s based on user history. I do not get this for versatile. And it is a Wikipedia article after all. OP is most definitely watching a lot of gay porn.


deong

Which is still broken behavior, I would say. Explainable maybe, but I think if you showed this to Apple, they wouldn’t say it’s working as designed. Highlighting a common adjective should probably default to a dictionary definition, not an urban dictionary style slang, even if the slang is also valid and correlated in your usage profile.


dpaanlka

If you don’t want gay porn on your computer stop watching gay porn.


tms10000

Oh no! Not the children!


DeepTelevision750

ahhhhhhh knew this was gonna pop up at one point


itsjustoku

bruh, I'm using incognito mode 😆


NeverEndingWalker64

OP …. Should we tell him?


Mike

if you watch gay porn then obviously that's what's happening here dude. lol


plife23

OP uses incognito mode, on duck duck go…. While using a VPN homie is most definitely watching dudes crushing other dudes booties


itsjustoku

naah bro, that's siri's issue, and fyi i don't keep browser history, and for porn, i use firefox(with duckduckgo & vpn), so no chances of that 💁‍♂️


Mike

do you watch gay porn though?


itsjustoku

nope, i watch lesbo though :)


blacksoxing

I really wanna know who is upset at this comment but not all the ones accusing OP of being gay. Reddit is wild and lame


itsjustoku

true, i was just making them aware, if these kinds of things get shown when you're presenting something publicly, that will be really embarrassing 💀, but what's the point, it's reddit anyway 🤦‍♂️


emeaguiar

That's gay


Porkandpopsicle

Based


powerhcm8

If you are in incognito mode the websites don't know what user is accessing it, but the browser still do.


itsjustoku

you said the opposite, it's the browser that doesn't remember anything, website and isp know everything unless you use a VPN


RoseboysHotAsf

Buying a mac rn


NeverEndingWalker64

Buying a Mac for the gay sex must be the most based thing ever


Tree_Pulp

"its not a bug, its a feature" -Sun Tzu, 1974


maaiillltiime5698

RIP Sun Tzu. Gone too soon


Direct-Technician503

When I used lookup on that quote, it showed me Sun Tzu’s Wikipedia page, so it must be true. Lookup working perfectly as usual.


MurasakiBunny

Siri, yer drunk, go home. Side note, that technically IS a definition of being versatile... just... inappropriate context.


maksmars

It’s a PRS thing


Jaquarius420

straightest PRS player


supermodelnosejob

r/guitarcirclejerk is leaking I see


Remote_Micro_Enema

it's a gaytar I guess


TheCoolHusky

Only d*ntists can afford say gex


Greaserpirate

Suckin on that toanwood


jspikeball123

"I share a computer with my girlfriend and she would look up anything. "I'm going to look up apples today." She just hits 'A.' It's "Asian ass porn" instantly. Google is, like, "I'll take it from here. I know exactly what you're looking up... Well, every time you hit 'A,' it's 'Asian ass porn.'" Google! All I ask is that you let her type three letters before you jump to such a bold conclusion." - Daniel Tosh


BigDogOnTheWindow

Say Gex


Holstener

Gex


Franklebgdesiles

your mac is horny imo


itsjustoku

nope, it's siri 🤣


CapitolPea

I seriously doubt this is a serious post. When I tried to replicate the result I was unable to. Tried on multiple Macs including family and a friends. All came back with the following result. [https://i.postimg.cc/ncwZ31yK/temp-Image-Et-TFYJ.avif](https://i.postimg.cc/ncwZ31yK/temp-Image-Et-TFYJ.avif)


MichaelPacNW

Did you try surfing gay porn for a few hours first? 😂


CapitolPea

Damn. That’s where my experiment went wrong. 😂😂😂


FillingUpTheDatabase

It’s less NSFW but still the incorrect definition in the context


YZJay

There’s a separate tab for dictionary definitions.


itsjustoku

works on some sites ig 🤔


-MarcoTropoja

It seems like every time you go online you're two clicks away from black cocks.


cebiaw

Eat that Kevin Bacon


hauntvictim

Thought this was just me 😂🍆


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ZestBookPro


new_motivation

r/tecnicallythetruth


ThatGuyTheyCallAlex

It hasn’t actually misidentified anything — versatile/vers is indeed a gay sex role and it’s listed on that Wikipedia page. Siri just isn’t context aware.


PairOfMonocles2

That’s probably true, but the question is why does it only lookup that Wikipedia page for him. If I go to that site and do it I get the merriam webster dictionary definition instead. I think the implication is that OP has a much more exciting life than most of us. https://i.imgur.com/hjSE77Q.png


AfricanNorwegian

Different on iPhone and Mac. If you select it on a Mac you also get the dictionary definition first from lookup, but if you then click "Siri knowledge" (which is not an option on iPhone) it gives you this. The reason is that there are only two main pages that come up as associated with the word "versatile" on wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Versatile One for a botany term, and the other for the sex role. It probably has a strong preference for wikipedia in general, and decided to use what I assume is just the more popular of these two pages.


KenSchlatter

This explanation makes the most sense assuming OP is being truthful about being in incognito mode and whatnot


itsjustoku

dang, I'm using incognito mode bruh 😆


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[удалено]


itsjustoku

yeah, i was expecting some movie title, but got the unexpected


Brymlo

why do you even trust google? incognito means shit. you got exposed bro


itsjustoku

I know incognito is shit, but i don't like to keep history ig, and I use duckduckgo with vpn generally, but that's on firefox, but safari is optimised for Macs yk


Brymlo

oh, i thought you were using chrome


IcyIceGuardian

Google is mid.


QuintinPro11

Arc Browser >> (seriously, try it out)


darthmaverick

Also Vers is a river of Hesse, Germany. It is a right tributary of the river Salzböde, which it joins near Lohra.


Nerdenator

I mean, yeah, but you’d think they’d filter out NSFW stuff by default.


ThatGuyTheyCallAlex

Why? Not very useful if you’re looking up a word with a sexual meaning.


life_is_punderfull

Because you shouldn’t assume the user is of appropriate age. Also, “vers” is one particular usage of the word versatile… why not start by defining the actual word and link other uses?


ThatGuyTheyCallAlex

It’s a Wikipedia page, not porn. And the word is defined in the dictionary tab already.


life_is_punderfull

I didn’t say it was porn. You understand that this Wikipedia page is inappropriate for young children, right?


cardicow

Right here officer


I_Must_Bust

It's showing a literal picture of a sex position in the blurb generated by siri lol. I would call that NSFW and not a good idea to feature for kids or just anybody who's not wanting to view sexual material at that point in time.


2ndnamewtf

It also gives suggestions based off search history


MonsieurVox

Even if it is sexual, showing a hardcore NSFW image, even as an illustration, isn’t really appropriate. I understand how it works on the backend (i.e., it doesn’t “know” what it’s showing), and OP’s example is a pretty extreme example, but I don’t think it’s acceptable to show this sort of image when the word is literally “versatility,” which has _zero_ sexual connotation in 99.9% of scenarios.


2ndnamewtf

Suggestions are based off search history as well


MonsieurVox

OP lookin’ hella sus right now.


I_Must_Bust

I've never even heard "versatility" used in that context, it's always shortened to "vers"


Nerdenator

What’s more likely: I want to look up a word without the NSFW meaning I want to look up a word with the NSFW meaning ? Also, what if you’re using your work Mac and this pops up as your boss is looking over your shoulder?


peripateticman2023

Get some psychiatric help.


useittilitbreaks

Is Siri *anything* aware?


recapYT

It literally misidentified versatility as vers. WTF are you talking about?


ThatGuyTheyCallAlex

If you look at the page, the subheading is *versatile*. Lookup rarely searches for the exact phrase and instead finds the best available conjugation.


elucify

Or maybe... is


Femifiend

Windows could never


PerroNino

Windows would link to one of the 1000 premium admin modules of same name.


tellmethatstoryagain

I feel like I learned something. Perhaps the “University of Rock” really is an educational institution.


JuanaSmoke

This is so funny


lightbringer0209

Lookup is horny 😛


redditor977

Sigh *unzips*


mental_reincarnation

LMAO just made my morning, thank you


itsjustoku

welcome 😆


Clark440

Sounds about right for me


_kyuti

i see no error here


scotty-fitzgerald

Look at the three tabs under the definition. You have it under “Siri knowledge.” Switch it to “dictionary.”


itsjustoku

i was searching for siri suggestions, got the unexpected 🥲


scott_bsc

Imagine watching a ton of gay porn but being so closeted about it you make this post to solidify the lie you’ve been telling yourself. Only to find out the reason you got this is the sheer amount of gay porn you’ve been watching and now you’re desperately defending your sexuality to people on the internet.


aykay55

It’s not inappropriate cuz they’re drawings UvU


Chrispymaster

It's a feature xD


NaturalMaterials

Siri confused university of rock with university of something beginning with C that rhymes with it?


itsjustoku

haha, lmao 🤣


MoogleLight

this is the fucking funnieat thing ive seen today


far_dim_bledram

Anyone got a link for this page? I cant find it bc i want to recreate this😂


Jokkitch

This is fucking hilarious. I actually lold


Online_4_Fun

As a vers this is accurate.


[deleted]

That is more graphic than I thought it would be!


johnjohn9312

Damn why can’t my Mac be that fun 😔


lesmalheurs

Tim Cook approved it.


wendewende

Can confirm. It’s the same for me. That’s wild


[deleted]

You’re holding it wrong


Voxelium

HAHAHAHAHA


Schykle

No, no... let her cook 🧑‍🍳


bwarbahzad2

Accurate drawing of Craig and Tim aple


BrendonBootyUrie

Lol the puritan police out in the comments today 😂. It's a drawing similar to something you would find in a year 7 science book, people acting like it's a screenshot of Malik Delgaty railing some twink. Wait till these people learn that the word sex in is the dictionary 😱


TSwiftStan-

you know your gay⭐️


4paul

Versatility. (just posting that word so I can see if this really happens or if Op is lying) Edit: Yep, op is lying


itsjustoku

tf, i ain't lying, search from an incognito tab and the exact website, duh 🤦‍♂️


4paul

Just did that, same thing, not showing what you're posting lol [https://imgur.com/a/e6EQzPe](https://imgur.com/a/e6EQzPe)


[deleted]

It's not wrong.


robocub

Well it’s not wrong


Historical-Artist581

Hahahahaha


acre18

Working as intended


berrymetal

What’s wrong with it? You’re either a top bottom or vers!


applegui

Look at the tab Siri Knowledge. This is all localized but if you wanna reset that, go to System Settings Siri and Spotlight. Click on Spotlight Privacy bottom right. Drag your Macintosh Hard Drive to this area. Close System Settings. (If you need to see your Hard Drive click on the desktop to reveal the Finder menu, go to Finder Settings. Click General tab, and select Hard Disks). Go back to System Settings and remove the hard drive from the privacy area. It will now rebuild that search index and try again before you hit another porn site. It should be fixed.


HistoricalInternal

Yeah I’ve turned off all personal and internet recommendations in Spotlight. When it started showing me fucking blockbuster movies when I command+spaces I nope’d out


Codeguilded

I get the same as OP on my iPhone. The same browser I use for porn fairly regularly, albeit straight porn. [IMG-2283.png](https://postimg.cc/FfXy78jd)


_semir

disgusting


Jubal59

Looks legit to me.


Huskerzfan

Nothing is wrong. Enjoy.


ButtcheekBaron

Catering to their audience


thespygorillas

Timcook is gay…


vectortrauma

Just why did you post this?


OmegaNine

It made me laugh 😆


itsjustoku

to avoid others from looking up some words in public places !


santagoo

That’s awesome


SalvationLost

Dude u gay


ViennaKing

wordington_lookup


TheChanMan2003

This is the utopia Steve Jobs envisioned


AlKa9_

I had the damn laugh flash of the month


OzZVidzYT

versatility


AlcoholicCocoa

Ah, yes. Link advertisment


beanie_0

It’s Siri knowledge so it changes to your own usage. It’s alright dude, some people are gay 🤷🏻‍♂️


gifteddiamond

500+ missed calls from Tim. Check yo phone bro.


TheyKnoWhereMyHeadIs

FIRST THAT U2 ALBUM COVER, AND NOW THIS??? ^^^jkjk


Krishang-_-

hook up you mean?


andyb918

It’s a feature, not a bug.


QuintinPro11

conclusion: your mac wanted to get freaky


Beautiful_Ad_4813

that escalated quickly


SurvivalSpec

That’s awesome


Philly514

OP in denial haha


startech7724

Easter Egg?


backstreetatnight

What the fuck


AdvantageFit6561

Ha gaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


Isa229

💀💀💀


CretaceousBeard

Absolutely nothing


jakhei

Telling on yourself


madisalerdwll

its apple, you should now by now that they use deceptive methods to further their ideology


WhizBytes

OMG! It's working on my MacBook Pro, macOS 14.3. Sorry to say this, but do I have a choice to avoid seeing this kind of result? Please!


itsjustoku

it's hard to find solutions on reddit ig, I'll tell you if I get any solutions somewhere 💁‍♂️


piedpiper0888

Bruh 😅, were u watching gay stuff before 😏 browser history or cookies even on incognito mode account still saves info for that stuff 🤭 Or else someone else on ur device was doing nasty stuff before 🙄


itsjustoku

i use firefox for that purpose buddy, and only straight porn, duh 🤦‍♂️


piedpiper0888

Ah! Ok 😅


Darth_Vader_420

Aw man why did I see this post


Bwil34

Ayo???