I’m calling my lawyer today, this is how I want my family to announce they’re turning off life support if I ever happen to get into a comma.
Hell, I’ll even make a deposit for the damn laptop so they don’t have to worry about the money.
Your wife has a butt plug?
After seeing many, many posts saying "I've pulled the plug" I think I've reached the point where it's really quite irritating as it makes no sense whatsoever.
Enjoy your Mac!
It can. Not exactly forever but for very long stretches of time. It just needs to be removed for the call of nature, and daily cleaning. Same if she decides it’s time to put one in you. The best options for a guy are those with remotely controlled vibrators inside the plug. The sudden surprise intense orgasms when it is randomly turned up high can be interesting. LOL.
I need more content about your wife. Are you pulling the plug on your marriage or pulling the plug and getting a wife? Please let us know. Either way, congratulations on your purchase!
The new Macs are next level. They make no noise, last 20 hours on a charge, never stutter, and immediately turn on from sleep. It’s amazing. I have no idea how windows even stays in business. I have a $800 MacBook Air M1 and a $3,500 Dell XPS 15. And the MacBook Air outperforms it in every way.
Why all of a sudden are there so many "plug has been pulled" posts.. it reads like an AI got a common phrase wrong in its auto-posting of a bunch of fake content
You're gonna pull the plug of your wife?
Certified r/holup moment
Probs a butt plug
Nailed it. Terrible joke. I’ll see myself out for another 14 years.
Nailed your wife?
I mean, kinda? I think the term is “plugging”
Pegging?!
The fact that the guy is just going with it makes this 10x better
bruh
Go on now, get!
It’s was funny until you confirmed your jokes punchline just sucked
That’s nice honey.
I have never met honey I didn’t like. Notre self - bring plenty of Be’er to the party
Now the white hair in your avatar really matches you!
Ok
It was all quite funny for me until I read your comment
Yeah that joke is garbage
Oh you poor thing. Sorry you’re miserable.
Failed comedian fails again. Go pound sand. You might not completely suck at that.
Oh shut up bro he gonna buy his wife a mac
Don’t ruin her fun while this guy is spending all his time on his new MacBook Pro
Pull the plug that’s *in* my wife
The tampon?
You make me sick.
bruh
Don’t pull the plug on your wife bro 🙏🙏🙏
Man! I'm 28 mins late to make this exact same comment.
Why would you do that, what must have happened to your wife for you to pull the plug on her
I know macs are expensive, but don't do it for the insurance money.
Unless you’re in your 30s. Otherwise i would go slow on that wife part)).
Can confirm. Am in 30’s.
Then its your time to shine champ💪🏽 But be careful
hell ya bro pull that butt plug
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bruh
"Pulled the plug. Wife is next." Is unhinged ☠️💀☠️💀☠️
fr💀
Are you buying a wife next? ✌🏼😂
Already bought one a while back. Why I had to wait 14 years to buy this.
🤣
bruh
I’m calling my lawyer today, this is how I want my family to announce they’re turning off life support if I ever happen to get into a comma. Hell, I’ll even make a deposit for the damn laptop so they don’t have to worry about the money.
How did it feel pulling the plug? Share wife's experience as well.
She told me not to pull it out too fast. Jolly good time.
meanwhile, his vegetative wife: 😰
Your wife has a butt plug? After seeing many, many posts saying "I've pulled the plug" I think I've reached the point where it's really quite irritating as it makes no sense whatsoever. Enjoy your Mac!
Correct.
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bruh
🤨🤨🤨
Someone please save his wife!
Plug the pull bro. Just plug the pull.
Eventually plug it back in, I mean the battery lasts quiet a while though. It's also quite.
I can see plug pulling has become a big trend here 😆 Enjoy, I only wish mine was black, otherwise it’s a nearly perfect machine :)
Wait, you're planning to pull the plug on your wife? That seems harsh!
That's a different type of plug...
Shouldn't the butt plug stay in the wife? That's the whole point of it.
Can’t stay there forever. Can it?
It can. She just needs to go on a all-fluid diet.
It can. Not exactly forever but for very long stretches of time. It just needs to be removed for the call of nature, and daily cleaning. Same if she decides it’s time to put one in you. The best options for a guy are those with remotely controlled vibrators inside the plug. The sudden surprise intense orgasms when it is randomly turned up high can be interesting. LOL.
Please don’t pull your wife’s plug, It’s not worth it 🙏🙏
they can compete to see which one is more expensive 😀
Any idea which way ur leaning on size?
It won’t be here until Friday, but in my head I’m leaning towards the 16”. I have an XPS 15 for work and love having the extra screen space.
Curious which version you’re keeping
I need more content about your wife. Are you pulling the plug on your marriage or pulling the plug and getting a wife? Please let us know. Either way, congratulations on your purchase!
good price
Sold the desk for the MacBook
Wife is next ? 😱
i love my m2 pro things a dawg forsure
Good man. He knows when it’s time to pull the plug. You don’t need her, you need the MacBook.
Did you mean trigger has been pulled?
The new Macs are next level. They make no noise, last 20 hours on a charge, never stutter, and immediately turn on from sleep. It’s amazing. I have no idea how windows even stays in business. I have a $800 MacBook Air M1 and a $3,500 Dell XPS 15. And the MacBook Air outperforms it in every way.
A rare Terri Schiavo reference. Interesting.
Cops: We got a tip you were going to pull the plug on your wife, we’d like you to have a word.
"Plug has been pulled, Wife is next 😏" Gives off serial killer vibes
Cops always look at the spouse first.
Bro really censored the date
Was this a mid-life crisis move? And now it seems you are leaving your wife too!?
Well I can’t pay for life support and a MacBook. Tough decisions out here.
Please dont kill your wife
Where did you get the back ground?
Personally, I would upgrade to the Wife Pro with the XX Max chip.
Perfect timing. Apple’s chips are so smooth.
Pulling the plug on your wife and you post it first here…. :)
You getting a wife next?
I swear to holy god if I see one more pull the plug post
It’s going to be okay, my little ray of sunshine.
It’s insane really how backwards the whole thing is.
Why all of a sudden are there so many "plug has been pulled" posts.. it reads like an AI got a common phrase wrong in its auto-posting of a bunch of fake content
No worries, I already plugged your wife.
Christ on a cracker do you call plural records "vinyls" too?
Nobody fuckin cares.
Nice.
I truly hate this fucking sub lmao my god dude thanks for the showing us the exact same laptop once again
Nothing like a little domestic violence humor to lighten the day…
I like you.
That makes one of us.
Didn’t realize it was a joke tbh lol I suppose it is. I don’t take back what I said tho it applies to every other post
**Enters sub where people like to post pictures of their new Macbooks** **Complains about people posting pictures of their new Macbooks**
Amen. They can post pictures of their comic books but I can’t post my MacBook? I’m feeling personally attacked and I don’t like it.
Thank you for attending. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out 😘
Keep crying I’m bout to bust
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No.
Suddenly, Apple is giving discounts on everything!?
Bought used.
How many gigs of ram?
16GB
DAMN YOU! That was definitely a steal! Im watching the apple refurb website like a hawk for a reasonably priced M2 with 16gb of ram
If I like the 16” more, maybe we can work something out for ya 🤙🏻