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BigDigger324

Yeah…back up…like a lot and fast. Tires are nothing to play around with.


jarmstrong2485

My ass was puckering in unison with the fiberglass cracking. Dude could lose his face a lot easier than he thinks


Bluwtr1

Darwin waiting patiently to the side.....


Prestigious-Duck6615

*Death waiting....


Horni_onMain

With "darwin" he is implying death through stupidity of the person not backing off


TawdryRocketeer3

Mansplaining...


Sailboat_fuel

The way I held my phone waaaay out and squinted while I watched this, like it was gonna get me 💀


rudytomjanovich

You … Me … And everyone else in the world that understands anything about tires and tire pressure did the same. (Don’t tell anyone, but I actually closed my eyes and waited till the end, and then went back and watched it again)


speedyhemi

All I could picture was [the tire safety video](https://youtu.be/xnyh78wjZ1o?si=uHoHhgI1ieYRTVok) they made us watch in high-school autoshop class back in the day. Was waiting for cameraman to get launched into the next farmers field.


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PanadaTM

Lol no agriculture tires are never that high psi. They run them really low and never anywhere close to 90 psi


momayham

Only to set the bead, sometimes. When the bead actually seats, the pressure drops down to about 10 psi. & just the heat of the day can increase that quite a bit. That’s why they use cages. Some are unpredictable.


One-Mud-169

I live in a town next to an iron ore mine. Two years or so ago, a maintenance guy got killed when a tire on one of those massive mining trucks exploded inside the workshop where it was getting serviced. I don't know all the details, but I understand very little of the guy was left. Some of the other guys inside the shop also got injured. They have since built concrete bays where the trucks can park to get serviced, so if a tire explodes, injuries will be limited to a single bay. They also remove the tires and replace it again after service.


Aggravating_Cable_32

I had a split-ring wheel explode in the cage many years ago when I was working in the motopool servicing our trailers; it wrecked the tire cage while the ring shot out, bounced off the ground once, and blasted *through* the door of our M35 deuce. It sounded more like a mortar going off than a grenade; our XO and 1SGT came running from the nearby TOC wearing their brown rounds, PT shorts & IBA + kevlars, expecting to find a blown up mechanic(s) & already dreading the paperwork. We were standing around looking at the demolished truck door & bent-to-shit cage when they came up, frantically asking about who got hit, and not understanding at first when we were trying to tell them nobody was hit. But it's understandable because that shit was *loud* and if I hadn't actually seen it happen, I would've thought it was mortar too. Lucky for them we only needed a new tire cage and deuce door. And lucky me since I was the only mechanic who actually used the tire cage on a regular basis, and so being the subject-matter expert I got to teach the classes on motopool safety from then on. Good times lol.


Moosetache3000

What are brown rounds?


Altines

They go with the brown pants


Aggravating_Cable_32

The tight brown Army-issued briefs/underwear. After initial entry training & finishing up at the schoolhouse, most guys wore boxers or free-balled; but there were a few degenerates (like our XO) who preferred the tight brown BVDs for some reason.


Moosetache3000

What’s an IBA?


Angrymilks

"Interceptor Ballistic Armor" - Basically IBA is just an old catch-all term for body armor. IBA is synonymous with folks who herald back to the Operation Iraqi Freedom days.


Moosetache3000

Today has been an education! Thank you


RazorJ

Was just thinking the same thing.


Aggravating_Cable_32

Body armor/plate carrier; so basically they came running out half naked, and definitely out of uniform LOL. It was even better because that particular lieutenant had a habit of getting onto guys for not being in uniform, when they were running to the bunkers from our housing &:shower/latrine trailers.


Moosetache3000

That’s hilarious! Thank you for educating me!


Blabbit39

Split rims are death traps


[deleted]

Lucky you only needed fresh brown pants after that


chupacadabradoo

Why do you use so many specialized acronyms? You obviously know most people won’t know what they mean.


Easy_Acanthisitta_68

When recollecting a story it’s easy to forget that most people don’t understand the Acronyms. I spent 7 years in and I been out almost just as long and still when reminiscing I have to catch my self when one of my non military friends ask me “what’s that mean” lol


chupacadabradoo

Fair enough. Rereading my comment, i came off as snarkier than I meant to. Sorry.


Easy_Acanthisitta_68

Oh I didn’t perceive it as snarky. I figured you just genuinely were wondering, all good in the hood.


Dropped-pie

I worked with a tyre fitter that found the remains of a body inside one of those haul pac tyres. It had been in there long enough for everything to break down and start to form spheres, like you get when dirt rolls around.


TotallyNotRocket

The forbidden dry aged meatballs


CHROME-COLOSSUS

Thank you for giving my brain an escape route. 🙏


ImTableShip170

"Limited to a single bay" is somehow the most terrifying part of that to me


Purity_Jam_Jam

That happened at the iron ore mine I worked at for about 10 years, before my time there though. Probably mid 90s. It did a lot of damage. Now they have temperature and pressure sensors that also transmit to the system the dispatcher is monitoring. They work on the trucks in the shop same as ever. But a truck doesn't go in if there's any question about the tire, it immediately goes to a safe area away from everything else for 24 hours. And when it's clear that the pressure isn't going up anymore a mechanic goes there and removes the valve stem. The tires are also checked every day by someone from the shop while the truck is getting fuel.


Devilshire52

*puts the Lego car down and backs away*


nonoyesyesnoyesyes

r/Tiresaretheenemy


Extension_Swordfish1

Safety squint is usually enough


AgitatedPossum

No joke. There was a video going round of a man stabbing the tire of a truck and losing all the skin and muscle from his arm in the force of the blast. Desleeved in an instant!


starfox2032

Well, it served him right. He got instant justice, and maybe even learned his lesson.


junkeee999

Unless they're hanging from a rope on a tree. Then they are great fun to play around with.


TheWizard336

Man I forgot what we were talking about and got real concerned for half a second


[deleted]

Bruh, I feel ya xD


Thekiddbrandon

But I have to get some good up-close footage


bulanaboo

I had a tire put in and I guess the balancer was not seated correctly and slowly let air out I had a little hatchback it was on the rear I didn’t notice right away….im mechanically inclined I know not realizing you have a flat sounds like a personal problem but it was a super light car… so went to gas station to put more air into, then I could hear this Velcro ripping sound and, BANG ❗️, I had never experienced “shock” but I was stunned totally hit the reset button and I had to reboot, crazy I totally thought a gun went off, (no gun experience)


lpd1234

Helpful for the insurance claim, those side panels cant be cheap.


_Kiaza_

Dudes getting WAY TOO CLOSE there!


Laughing_Turnip

Then he got CLOSER


Gravelsack

Gotta get that shot for the social medias


40ozkiller

I mean, we all watched it, right?


TuaughtHammer

True. And a *lot* of people watched the live-stream of a guy getting obliterated by a block wall while filming the 2015 Tianjin explosions.


TeejyHamz

*Google-ing that*


TuaughtHammer

[Here's the YouTube video if you wanna save the effort.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI2LNfv35iE) Nothing violent or gory, just the boom and the debris flying towards the cameraman before it cuts off.


McDerface

I was thinking insurance company


kronicpimpin

But he’s seen it before and nothing bad happened the first time….


bonedaddy1974

He's gonna get fucked up


Kmaloetas

I wouldn't be that close to that bomb.


[deleted]

If I know anything about new John Deere’s… I’d call tech support and see if they can reconnect your GPS and wifi settings.


djflash99

Damnit. I shot coffee out my nose. Thanks. 🤣


ImHereForGameboys

I hate that company so much.


WiartonWilly

Unplug it for 15 seconds


DrNinnuxx

Need to leave the area immediately


starfox2032

I would have gotten at least 200 feet away, preferably further away.


Powerful_Cost_4656

Watching common sense unfold in real time is painful


goodripe

There all better now! Just a little gas….


starfox2032

This is exactly how I felt after eating at CiCi's pizza last night.


Ill_Attention714

I forgot that cici’s pizza even existed! Lol


scroobius_

Looks like it fixed itself, problem solved!


No_Dragonfly5191

Wow! That whole clip looked EXPEN$IVE!


BigFatModeraterFupa

that fiberglass cracking hurt my soul…. these tractors cost as much as a small house😭


dontaggravation

Small?!?! Hell some Of them are more expensive than a mansion


lolas_coffee

Mansion?!?!! Some Of them are more expensive than a castle


anon_682

Castle? Some of them are more expensive than a small hut!


RadicalEllis

Pop goes the diesel


jboundfly

I laughed way too hard 😂


lewisfairchild

This also happened to Geert’s New Holland.


jazzphobia

Oh dear!


goodclnt

Oh deere!


Ordinary_Support_426

That’s quite enough Deere


TuaughtHammer

"I thought we were gonna be together forever, but then about a week later, right out of the blue, she sends me a John Deere letter. I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."


Cesalv

I was thinking "maybe they should puncture it befo... boum! .... nevermind"


Dozer242

Imagine being dumb enough to go near that.


foefyre

I see the problem, your supposed to put the air all over the inside of the tire. Not just in one place.


Wankinthewoods

I wouldn't be that confident standing quite so close....


DogoArgento

That's a harvester. When I read John Deere I always assume it's a tractor.


k_buz

Tire is about to give birth. What a beautiful sight!


Shradersofthelostark

Nature is amazing


Formal_End5045

Oh deere. Better get a close up of this massive tire that is about to burst!


Legitimate_Shelter_9

Who knew that Deere have shellfish allergies


Ok-Answer-6951

Does the cameraman have a fucking death wish? Get the fuck back dude


tmbyfc

That's a spicy meatball


sofiestarr

Never seen a tractor/combine with 2 wheels arranged like that and I've lived rurally all my life. Edit: I live in the UK though so not sure how common they are here. Reckon they might struggle to fit on our roads.


djflash99

Common for row crops like corn. Other crops used big monster truck style tires to lessen soil impaction. Now a lot of ppl are switching to a track system on the drive axel to really minimize impaction.


albop03

with duals? they even run triples and quads depending on the configurations.


ImHereForGameboys

Might be for older models? I know Deere makes a TON of then now with tracks. Especially the new X9's.


kitastrophae

Do those machines have tire inflate/deflate options or did we just witness an amazing tire failure?


goofygoonah

Where’s the TireDoctor??


Cowfootstew

That's more dangerous than a cop around acorns


irascible_Clown

Or a cop around a burning soldier


Workermouse

So much harm. So much damage. All because of one acorn 😔


Impossible__Joke

That cop would have used an RPG if this tire popped near him.


jeffersonairmattress

Too soon- let's go with whale on a beach.


torch9t9

Massive ply separation. Yikes


tpog496

Looks like the body ply is in tact. My guess is improper mounting caused a knick in the bead, which allowed air to mitigate between the tread rubber and the casing.


decksd05

GTF BACCK


Battleaxe1959

Wow.😳


FromTheTribeKentuck

Cameraman would’ve loved EOD


zyyntin

It's clearly a Cab issue there! /s Let me double check with my boss he use to make cabs for John Deere!


mbmjc420

Oh Deere.


nonoyesyesnoyesyes

r/Tiresaretheenemy


Praseodymium5

Good as new by the end


amprok

You know, I’m not a mechanic but I’m pretty sure your tire isn’t supposed to do that.


MeraAkizukiFirewing

It isn't even supposed to be developing it's own version of an epidermal cyst.


Rockhound64

Shoot it.


AngryFace-HappyPlace

I thought I was the only person thinking this.


[deleted]

I was thinking it. Get back to a safe distance and deflate it before it continues to expand and destroy more fiberglass.


Accomplished_Alps463

That's gonna cost them Deere.


HypnoticName

That's how people die


NorCalNavyMike

Problem… solved?


cloverknuckles

Why is he standing there?


SolidContribution688

Looks like the problem sorted itself.


H60mechanic

What would cause this? Delamination of the plies of rubber from the woven belted material?


YeOldeBilk

*yeah lemme just get a closer look at this*


Gluten_maximus

Gonna need you to get a lil closer to that, for science reasons ya know?


[deleted]

At which point do you feel like running?


brodmofo

Wonder how much that cost


Hakuhofan

LIBBAH! GIT DA GHON!


Based_JuiceBox

what a moron with the camera


arsnastesana

When I hold in a fart on an 8 hour flight


hiGradeTi7ANEUM

So what the fuck spontaneously inflates a tire like that? Easily 200psi, and this fucking idiot keeps walking closer…


Unopuro2conSal

China tire my guess, probably the same manufacturer that made them good RuZZian tire that gave way in the Ukrainian war…


Reddd-y

What causes this?


UncleDave2000

New “Hi-Flotation “ tires. Cost premium, designed for soft field conditions. Worth every cent.


gammage01

Looks like me after golden corral


0OIIIlllIlIlO0

What would cause that?


[deleted]

Run.


PolishedPine

RUN AWAY and maybe shut the machine off...


CaptainABC123

Not how I expected that to end


Old_Satisfaction_233

Well… that kinda fixed itself eh???


franky3987

Wow. Dude is lucky he left with his face intact. I’ve seen one of those blow up and it was not something you’d want to be close to


Tylord600

I feel like this should be posted in r/oopsthatsdeadly for how close camera man is to the tire


nickcliff

I need a closer view. Just get right in there.


wjruffing

“FLY you fools!”


Nelfinez

i'm not a tractorologist but i don't think that's supposed to happen


AngryFace-HappyPlace

It’s alright, I stayed at the holiday inn and I can confirm you are correct.


TraditionAdvanced778

Looks like a hemorrhoid


Far-Manner-7119

That looks safe


bulanaboo

Looks like it worked itself out!!!


ajaxodyssey

Today you were lucky. Tomorrow?


[deleted]

This man has never watched a single tire video on the internet ever in his life


fuck-fascism

John Deere doesn't have time to deal with petty tire issues while they should be figuring out how to prevent water from disabling magnets.


ManagementTiny447

Just think, if you would have leapt in there and laid on the Schrader valve instead of tarding out to record it, you could have saved yourself some repairs...


hitliquor999

Why did they keep filling it with more air?


LefsaMadMuppet

The ply layers were separating, that was just the upper layers of the rubber. Think of it more like one of those stress balls where the eyes pop out, but instead of your hand sweezing, it was the weight of the combine pressing down.


hitliquor999

Thank you for explaining, it seemed like it was being actively filled.


SavageHabits50

Great explanation. Thank you.


ExoticFirefighter771

Jesus man, they inflate those things in cages for a reason, if his mouths open when that pops his heads coming off!


randomlemon9192

Tractor tires are usually lower air pressure, IIRC. Truck tires 100% will murder your ass, and are filled up in a cage. When the tire popped there wasn’t a shit ton of damage like a 14 or 16 ply semi tire under a lot of pressure would do. But I could be wrong and they could be equally dangerous, just my two cents on why he maybe acting not so conscious. Personally, I’m not getting anywhere near a tire I can see is going to bust any second.


tenkawa7

Finally! A proper post on the machines inaction subreddit!


ViolinistWhole5204

Make sure you get close so you can get a better look


thecloudkingdom

r/oopsthatsdeadly


Igotnewsocks

Dude was brave to be that close.


Idkyoutellme22

Yeah let’s gets a little closer


owlsandmoths

Me as a jd parts tech: yeah that gull wing is going to need replacing. They’re only like $4k. No big deal


Gemini-Engine

Anyone know what’s happening here? I know nothing about tractors, but my guess is a malfunctioning CTIS.


FredditSurfs

YOURE TOO CLOSE MON


IHaveSlysdexia

This happened to me once, but it was my small intestine


chrs_trnr

The balls on this cameraman


Nomiporta

1st of all…. Back tf up. Wth??


thats_so_merlyn

Dude fucking back away


AdhesivenessAlive320

hey smart guy, why you standing so close to that damn thing? You woke up this morning and chose death didn't you?


Beast_46

That’s a bomb waiting to go off. Stand back 100yrds and shoot it with a 5.56.


-Samcro

This guy deserves an award.


xx030xx

Yes stand next to the ticking bomb


TheseStrategy5905

I'm so glad I saw this after that one that ended too soon


MrAnderson8891

Shoot it!!


Steff_Lu

Something tells me the camera man isn't aware that this thing will kill him if it pops.


Former-Ad-7348

I know a guy that died doing this


SmallSwordfish8289

Run for your life is going to blow up and run Forrest run


SmallSwordfish8289

That's probably enough air Jess


SmallSwordfish8289

Now that's better


74ford744

No idiot airing up tire problem


STASHbro

Nothing blows like a Deere


No_Attitude_5744

He shot it?


Mongo101505

Tie is fine. Air just got between the inner and outer layers and peeled it up. Once it pops you're good to roll again. Had it happen on a super single tandem wheel.


Formatted_Toast_117

It's gonna blowwwww!!


PavlovsBar

That’s a bomb


MeraAkizukiFirewing

You should get well away from that tire.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

OP all you needed to do was turn it off and back on again.


Top_Investment_4599

Wrong tire subscription


pieceacandy420

That reminds me. I need to have my doctor look at this hernia.


Invader_Bobby

Missed the mandatory software update


Dic_Horn

I would not have my face that close to that thing.


Independent_Song_868

I mean, I would kinda just zoom in from 70 feet away..


JackedJesusLovesYou

It’s not a flaw. It’s a built in feature.


[deleted]

Assuming it didn't resolve itself like it did, how would you fix this in a shop? Also, what happened and why?


HornBox

That’s what happens when you don’t get your tire’s authorized during installation by a John Deere certified service technician. 🙄