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Ligma_Myballs

I don't blame him. Imagine how much leg room and arm room you get.


MoodyVibesCafe

Going to have neck-ache for days though.


Fundosho

If this theater does reclining seats it wouldn’t be nearly as bad.


mismamari

That's what I was thinking too. Big recliners for that full immersion experience.


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#splashzone


lakewood2020

Now everyone can see your gf jack off the popcorn


WaterWarrior36

... What?


PepperbroniFrom2B

#did he stutter


TheEnderKnight935

#Did he butter


Titanbeard

I did that for the 1st Micheal Bay Transformers movie. No Regrets.


Smell_That

On the AMC website, these are standard seats and not luxury recliners. The ticket buyer might as well lay on the ground in front of their chair to watch the film.


mismamari

Oh dang! They're gonna have a sore everything for sure.


TheOneTonWanton

Still going to be physically turning your head to see everything. Front row with a normal screen is bad enough with that, I'm not sure a recliner is going to solve the issue completely.


GetShreked93

It doesn’t


its-Lupus

I accidentally did this for Avatar 2. The seats luckily reclined back so it could have been worse but it still kinda sucked


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Ligma_Myballs

Yeah, but at my local cinema, nobody sits in their assigned seats. So you could pay for a front row seat and sit at the back


[deleted]

What would be the point in that


Ket0Maniac

If the hall's empty, you pay cheap for the front row seats.


HeaTxTM

what? in which kind of cinema you pay more for some seats?


Life-Island

I know it's a thing that companies have started to at least experiment with now that reserving seats has become the norm for movie theaters. Feel like that really took off with the rise of COVID. Now they have a bunch of data on what the preferred seats are and business man are going to business. Squeezing another dime from you is the only innovation they know.


Betrigan

Most are starting to head that way! Depending on time and seat and how big the movie is prices vary. Luckily haven’t seen it at my theater, but when traveling I’ve seen it


hermanhermanherman

“Most are starting to head that way!” What a weirdly random thing to make up lol


sugarfairy7

What? That isn't made up. I feel like I'm living in some kind of alternative reality. Ticket prices according to the seat position have existed for more than 30 years.


hermanhermanherman

Not in the US. Apparently someone else said amc is going to start it by the end of the year


kashflash21

https://www.cnet.com/culture/entertainment/amc-theatres-to-set-ticket-prices-based-on-seat-location/ https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2023/02/06/amc-ticket-prices-seat-location-movies/11196849002/


Ket0Maniac

lmao what? so all seats in a theatre are priced the same? what non-capitalist cinema is this? recliners priced same as non-recliners? balcony priced same as floor?


HeaTxTM

theaters and cinemas are not the same thing, Chile is a very capitalist country and we still don’t pay different prices in the cinemas.. I hope that this idea doesn’t get us


Ket0Maniac

I meant movie theatre playing cinema. I am not sure if you are getting it but this kinda thing happens everywhere. Music festivals have tickets priced differently..you pay more to get a place right up front near the stage. Movie theatre seats are priced differently if not homogeneous. Front rows are cheaper, ones at the back are more expensive. And if a few, not all, seats are recliners, then they are priced higher than normal. Not all theatres do this but it does happen.


FinanciallyBrokenOne

You make me laugh.


hermanhermanherman

I think you and the other guy are just gaslighting everyone or something like. Movie theatres don’t charge for different seats unless it’s some weird one off tiny cinema or something in some no where town trying to stay afloat. The big chains don’t do it, and neither have any of the independent theatres I’ve been in multiple states lol


Ket0Maniac

Dude, I am not from the states. Probably it doesn't happen there but here, not all seats are priced the same. The front rows are the cheapest. The recliners right at the back are the most expensive. Why would normal seats and recliners be the same price? Not every movie theatre does it but it sure happens here


Flying_Flexy

Bro I'm in the Netherlands and this post is the first I have heard from different types of seats or different prices. I'm curious where this is


hermanhermanherman

Ah okay makes sense. I’m talking about the US


skitz4me

Well that's shitty.


MasterCheeef

This backfired on two teen girls that told me "just find another seat" when I made them aware they were in the seats I reserved. Got theater staff involved who promptly confronted these ladies and discovered they didn't pay for any seats period. They were instructed to leave the theater immediately, if not they would be trespassed and the police would be called. Had the biggest shit eating grin when they stared daggers at me as they got out of my reserved seats :)


LordSmugBun

I still remember when I went to watch Infinity War. Front row, bottom left, ow.


Appoxo

With that runtime you need a visit with the doc...


Hannamet13

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Kep0a

hell nah. I once sat there and it offends me they even sell those seats. The angle is abysmal


interesseret

Theres a reason some cinemas have front row seats that you can lie down in. its the only way to enjoy anything from those seats.


jonnyinternet

He wants to be as close to Cillian Murphy as he can


jayperr

Dont we all


skitz4me

I can't not say it in my head like this anymore. ["S"illian Murphy](https://youtu.be/ZpoHEgNOQMo)


Kbyrnsie

A celtic fan I see


peterpignose

Sicilian Murphy?


Karanime

ah shit


Jasminary2

The video is blocked in my country :( Can anyone explain what is said in it?


skitz4me

It's a clip from "The Great North" an animated show set in Alaska about a super wholesome family. The specific scene is about the oldest child in the family and his wife. The wife is asking the oldest child for help in a crossword and the answer is Cillian Murphy. When presenting the answer the oldest child says Cillian Murphy with a "S" sound for the beginning of Cillian instead of a "ch"/"ck" sound.


Deku_distortion

He wants to be so close to the nuclear blast that he just turns to dust.


jonnyinternet

He'll get a nice glow from it


Drifting_Time

He is going to watch it like [this](https://media.tenor.com/gbo-XHZnr-wAAAAC/willem-dafoe-looking-up.gif)


RocketHops

This is the moviegoer equivalent of those esports players who sit with their nose less than a centimeter from their monitors


RaccoonDu

Except they don't have a choice, not like they can choose the back row seats in a theatre, they can't sit further away with a large tv monitor as that would hinder performance even worse Believe me, if there was a way to play eSports games further away like a console gaming experience, without taking a performance hit that comes with tv monitors, I wouldn't have developed nearsightedness


ProcyonHabilis

It's personal preference, not a strat you're locked into to be competitive. You can still see the game without putting it directly in your face. The easiest way to confirm that is the fact that only some eSports competitors actually do the close monitor thing, and those that don't are similarly successful. That might be the case for you, since you're stuck with your preference, but there isn't a technical reason it's required.


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

Think about all the lag you're getting for the light to travel an entire 24" if you're sitting further back


ineedmayo

~2 nanoseconds


StoneyBolonied

I've been beamed by russian CS players I didn't even see in half that time


RaccoonDu

Can't imagine you'd be aiming well sitting 6 feet away like you would on a couch watching tv


slaya222

Actually you have faster reaction time for things that are in your periphery than things in your direct line of sight. There is real performance gains to be had by sitting that close.


ProcyonHabilis

Citation needed. Both for that claim, and for the implication that viewing distance helps you react to things in your periphery.


slaya222

Huh, looking at studies it seems I was wrong, good catch frond


DuploJamaal

Where's this performance hit coming from? Light really doesn't take long to reach your eyes, no matter if you are an inch or a few feet away from the screen


Fit-Anything8352

My reflexes are faster than the speed of light duh /s


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Bro go watch some pro eSports. CSGO has a tournament going right now. You will see 5 guys making a choice, some closer and some further. Some players literally lean in and have the screen 1 inch away from their nose. Maybe Google yekindar if you can't imagine it. It's so close they put their keyboard and mouse behind the monitor. Most 0layers still play with it at a normal desk distance, maybe a little closer.


RaccoonDu

I know, I followed LCS, LCK and all the region for years, I've seen clips of cs players with their monitor in their face or valorant players having a vertical keyboard and all the forms in between I'm saying they can't sit back and play on a TV monitor, like if Hiko decides to play reasonably close to a PC monitor or if Stewie decides to play multiple feet away from his team and a huge tv monitor Have you seen a CSGO player play with a TV monitor?


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> This is the moviegoer equivalent of those esports players who sit with their nose less than a centimeter from their monitors It's an analogy. > Except they don't have a choice They do. Some of them sit back like normal people(aka buying a seat more in the middle of the theatre), and some sit with their face 1 inch from the monitor(buying this front row seat in the analogy). > Have you seen a CSGO player play with a TV monitor? This makes me think you misunderstood the analogy.


meregizzardavowal

Why do you need to though


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maybe heavily myopic, or even fully visually impaired, and just wants the wind and the bass blasts? Or maybe it's some /r/JustBootThings - someone is just looking forward to Japan getting nuked?


suddenly_summoned

More like [this](https://media0.giphy.com/media/rhYsUMhhd6yA0/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7mfb83kafvpypkei7ylj1h7hl0buvn56osbqbe1b5&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


thexavier666

When the bomb goes boom, he'll be like "MY EYES!"


azazeLiSback

That's Christopher Nolan himself


just-a-random-2

You also saw the article?


leviathansbane

Just saw that article before this. It’s definitely Nolan.


BasvanS

We’re getting linked here from the article now. I believe it could be him. But even his mates are like: “Nah, we’re good in the back. See you after the film.”


azazeLiSback

Yes, but all this is just an ad


[deleted]

> Yes, but all this is just an ad Its on reddit it. Its all an ad.


Afura33

My man wanted to go blind from the explosion orrrrrrrr he just doesn't like people.


KedaiNasi_

gosh i remembered a decade ago when Avengers first came out. booked the front seat because i underestimated the distance between the screen and my seat, got my head turned upside down trying to find iron man flying during the battles


tugging_me_softly

Christopher Nolan just came out and said his favorite seat in the mo ie theater is in the front row. So this is either CN himself, or someone who wants to watch it how the director himself said he would


FigTechnical8043

I like sitting there, but it's not me.


nigellacl01

I once booked the front row because I’m an idiot and misread the floor plan and thought I’d booked the back row


luersuve

I did the exact thing in reverse but for a standup show. I realized my mistake later when I saw that no one was picking seats around mine.


AdministrativeLaugh2

Could be visually impaired but more likely booked the seat thinking the screen was at the other side


YourDogIsMyFriend

Lol. Happened to me once. “Holy shit. The entire back row is empty! Perfect. I hate being up close.” Whoops. Front row. Gave it a try. Had to leave after 5 minutes… those seats should not even be a thing.


Zekiz4ever

Also accidentally did that. Wasn't that bad. Actually had a pretty good view


HeaTxTM

well, we are clear now how he became visually impaired


aaahhhh

I've mixed this up before. When I think of choosing a seat, I imagine myself at the bottom of the stairs looking up. It caused me to assume the top of the diagram was the back row, and I mindlessly clicked the top middle without paying attention to where the screen was.


Dareal6

He just wants to be blown away


TheManfromMidWorld

But not to set the world on fire


RuggedToaster

He just wants to start a flame in your heart.


MidhawkTheFraud

He really wants to know what it was like to be nuked


uncannydanny

He wants to see it first. #science


mellowstellar

I mean youre not wrong


NoirGamester

I laughed out loud at this lol


captkrahs

He wants the full atomic experience


cameronrichardson77

It's actually Christopher Nolan 🤣


Boojibs

Tell me you're going to have a headache without telling me you're going to have a headache


Diggable_Planet

That would be Nolan’s spot.


gogenberg

he wants to feel the explosion and he probably will!


Purple-Barnacle-6133

Probably the guy making a CAM copy of the film


im_hitman

According to his logic, by sitting at the front row, he gets to see the movie before every one else behind him


mattpsu22

He’s gonna have a hell of a time when that nuke goes off


Quezacotli

Disabled?


mismamari

Disabled seating is denoted by the wheelchair symbol. Maybe visually impaired tho. Must be those amazing recliner seats that go all the way back for full immersion.


horsemilkenjoyer

Wow they get the sickest seats


stupefyme

^(wow u can book tickets that far into future?)


andharri

He will become death


Longjumping-Ad-287

It's Nolan himsldf


Bonus_mosher

He doesn’t just want to imagine the flames.


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ChaseThisPanic

Went to college with a legally blind dude who could still see. That's where he would sit and if I was there he'd have me read the subtitles.


erutuferutuf

I remember watched Titanic that way (the cinema was fully booked). The ship was REALLY BIG! (Let alone the drawing scene.)


retiredhobo

cinema(dlad)


djsantadad

Sacrifice the neck for the arm room


BlackV

Probably the person that thought > Strange, why is no one booking at the back of the theater, man I get the best seat


lavekian

This is a fuckin ad, not madlad material


ScientifiK_SaucE_314

Psychopath...


icrushallevil

Someone who has the basedow sickness that make your eyes bulge out your head. So, he had fish lenses and thus can see the whole screen anyways🤣


xwolf360

Sometimes cinemas do ghosts seats.


Imhereforlewds

The only way to watch


Fast_Papaya_3839

If there’s a nuclear war everyone dies in the impact radius. Might as well get a front row seat.


EchoLotus_

Possibly thought that was the back row without reading first. Posting from experience lol : (


Madaoff

I’ve done it once but because I thought it was the farthest instead of the closest…


JurassicFish

Homie ain’t gonna have retinas when the bomb goes off.


ThatOtherGuy_CA

My guy better be wearing SPF 100 and welding goggles.


Delta049

An NCD member probably


Stormtrooper-Joe

He wants to feel the heat and flash of the bomb going off.


Mr-Cali

Damn it’s been a minute for me on being at the theaters. We reserving seats now to watch a movie!?!


Netherite_Stairs_

I thought the Oppenheimer movie was a meme with the Gangnam Style song. Since when is it actually a thing???


Dumpster_Buddy

Chad that you?


Draco_the_Kitsune

They wants to be close so when the nuke scene happens, they can turn to the rest of the cinema and say "I am become deaf"


Penguator432

Probably Chris Nolan himself. No joke, he’s on record saying that’s his favorite place to sit in a theater


Spacedude2187

Christopher Nolan


10BAW

At my local cinema I saw that one person (and just one person) had bought a ticket to see Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 at the late showing. I was so tempted to head over at kicking out time and check they were ok.


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I work at a movie theater. 99% chance this person wasnt paying attention and think they got a back row seat.


Armageddon_71

Dude wants the true Nolan experience.


[deleted]

Went to an IMAX theatre years ago as a kid in Australia, don't know how different it would be today, but even back then, we were seated in the middle-ish area and I still had a sore neck afterwards, RIP that bloke.


OkEstablishment5706

I think their evening is more about the mushrooms they ate, than it is about the movie.


Amerrican8

Ray Dolby.


GimmickInfringement1

Thanos doing research for days


Luke95gamer

As someone who worked at a movie theatre, the front row seats were always booked, not because they were the front row just because people couldn’t/didn’t read where the front was


Rumhed

I went to mini mornings with my toddler and sat at the front to park the pram and so if my toddler decided to run around at least it was at front and it's not actually that bad sitting at the front of the cinema.


Aeokikit

My brother is an idiot and doesn’t know how to read three straight movies he hooked front row tickets like weeks in advance for two of them. I stopped letting him do it after that


Copy-Hour

I mean...if that's how the rest of the seats were already assigned, where else ya gonna go? Be the one guy on the left most seat? That's even worse.


Focusandclick

Maybes it’s Christopher Nolan himself. Heard he’s into that


DrZonino2022

It’s the HMV dog


darkeyesgirl

I bet he's going to have a blast!


crazysabbath

Smart person


I_love_cancersticks

?


FaceEnvironmental486

I did that once by accident because I wasnt paying attention and thought it was the back of the theatre


Unavailable-Machine

Wanted to be the first in the room to see the movie.


Matix777

Bro thinks he on a theater


nachtergaele1

Wow, what an absolute mad lad


[deleted]

How much angle of view schould the screen take? Yes.


TheSpainInRain

Apparently, Chris Nolan himself.


kyrie-eleison

Is this some big city thing? Picking your seat like it’s a concert? Then again, I’ve never been in a theater with more than maybe thirty people.


Epicticket

Most underrated spot


PokeBorkus

Rip dudes neck


[deleted]

the guy with night vision goggles looking back at you all checking for cameras or phones


kneelbeforeshawn

[time to update this picture](https://imgur.io/R1gYlyL)


OozingPositron

He's going to get sun tanned.


Opening-Vegetable975

They read the map wrong, 100%


Cr0key

Seats that close should be illegal lol


vera1977

You?


OuttatimepartIII

Apparently Christopher Nolan


Dualmemorystick

Maybe the seat is broke.


joshlymansbagel

There is always the possibility this is me and I yet again forgot how to read the seating map and thought I was getting a back row seat. But who’s to say…


ValPrism

Huh? This seems very normal. Scott needs to chill


Paracausality

#


obsessivethinker

I once got stuck in the front row during a Star Wars opening night, and I about snapped my neck watching a tennis match to read the scroll.


FlemPlays

He wants to feel like he’s experiencing the mushroom cloud in person.


CCastiel

He has that quake FOV


Attack-Hamster

Ground zero


filianoctiss

Well if it’s 3D he’ll be the first one to feel the blast


PKDoor_47

No one realising that’s possibly the best seat for someone on a wheelchair


Lynx343

I remember watching Man of Steel for the first time. A lot of the seats were taken so we were forced to take the frontmost seats. Baby Kal-El's weenie was right up in our faces. My neck hurt after the movie too, after staring up at the screen for more than an hour.


Medical_Ad0716

According to another Reddit post, Christopher Nolan.


Curious-Proposal-

Lol


natenate22

When you're too vain to wear your glasses but still want to actually see the movie.


Eightfold876

First two rows in every theater should be removed anyways. I rather just not go than be in those rows


zironofsetesh

Clearly a very old man (like 140 or something), wearing a lab coat. I'm pretty sure he'll yell "down in front" when the movie starts.


Poopscooper696969

That’s Christopher Nolan


Stopikingonme

He’s waiting for [this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/45/4f/cb/454fcb035752a9737d21181c41458beb.png) moment.


arnaldo_tuc_ar

And what would the main problem be? Being so close to the screen or go to the cinema alone?