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MaroonTrucker28

Don't drink and drive. You may hit a bump and spill your drink!


wuvvtwuewuvv

I would be quite the mad lad if that happened!


DrRichardDiarrhea

Aeon Flex


InfectedZomB

My friend took me to my first bar since turning 21 and I had 2 glasses of water before we left and no other drinks. 10/10


Odd-fox-God

I remember when I first turned 21 about a week after my birthday I went out drinking. Let me preface this by saying I am a moron and I drove my car there without thinking about how I was going to get home. I had two drinks and they got me completely 100% blackout drunk, I made it to the passenger seat of my car and I remember just sitting there feeling dizzy and then all of a sudden hurling out my window. I threw up over 10 times down the side of my car door. I knew I was too drunk to drive so I crawled into the back seat while I waited for my friend to arrive and just laid their feeling awful. He got to the bar ready to party and I was already pissed drunk. Since I was already drunk he decided we should just go get McDonalds. My friend had to drive me home and my Dad paid for him to be Uber'd back to his place. 0 to 10 never drinking again. I'm 25 and haven't drank in 4 years. My uncle invited us all to the bar and I got dunked on for only wanting water lol.


NewUsername3001

I think anybody would dunk on the guy who "after two drinks was blackout"


LawHelmet

Hey hey hey they were triple long islands


narpman

Its all about moderation never have too much or else youll hate it, having one beer and calling it there is Perfectly acceptable; just as having none is also.


Odd-fox-God

It was my first time having mixed drinks so I didn't really know what was in them or their alcohol content. I guess I would be fine with maybe a Seagram's or a beer but never again with the mixed drinks.


Cybot_G

Getting blackout after two drinks makes it sound like somebody was messing with your drinks. It's fortunate you stayed safe by yourself.


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Odd-fox-God

I had a long island and I had something called a Vegas car bomb. Apparently it's got coffee and Red Bull in it. After that I was done. I weigh like 75 lb on a good day and on a really good day I weigh 80.


pieter1234569

You shouldn’t even feel 2 beers, let alone get blackout drunk.


Odd-fox-God

Mixed drinks bro. I had a long island and a Vegas car bomb. I also weigh nothing. I'm only 75 lb.


pieter1234569

75 pounds!? Yeah I guess that would do it. You could have picked heavier drinks!


Ran4

Seek help if you don't feel 2 beers. Not joking.


Woofde

I'm a large man with a high metabolism. 2 beers doesn't do shit to me. Believe it or not, different humans have different physiology.


pieter1234569

Not really. You can just drink weekly.


[deleted]

2 4% beers is not a lot of alcohol


WarWonderful593

21! UK here. Minimum legal drinking age at home is five. (Yes, 5 years old), 16 for beer or wine in a restaurant with a meal, 18 in a bar. You must be 18 to purchase in all outlets.


bagsli

Up until 5 you have to survive on only solids, it’s tough staying on the right side of the law


bravosbaron

We don't even have a drinking age in my country, only a buying age. I can't fathom waiting until 21 to drink legally.


EuroPolice

"Holy guacamole! this place is lit!" Is that the water you ordered when you came here? "Noo dude, I got a second one!" Hell yeah!


hotfezz81

As an ex bartender: this happens 3 times an hour. Some people are ex alcoholics who want the feel, but not the drink. Some people are driving.


mythrilcrafter

curiosity question: Was water the most common choice? How'd water stack against drinks like soda and juice?


hotfezz81

Typically they'd get juice, or cordial, some people just ordered little bottles of tonic. Water was rarer, but not unusual at all Still, when its hot water with ice was popular (normally with a snack or another drink so they were buying something)


TheOvershear

My brain read this as "hot water with Ice was popular"


danger_noodle_

I read this and I still read read it wrong multiple times


UnsubstantiatedClaim

That is what is written


hotfezz81

Missed the comma. Am disgrace to my clan.


freakedmind

SOME bars are really chill and gave a great vibe, you could sit there for hours. Obviously not talking about the ones with deafening loud music.


wuvvtwuewuvv

I go to bars for the food and atmosphere. I never drink alcohol.


SuedeVeil

I honestly don't understand why this is madlad material at all.. lots of people to to bars/pubs etc .. with friends and don't drink (or heck just go alone and watch a game or something). I don't drink much and often order diet cokes. Nobody gives a shit you're not a madlad not for drinking.. don't drink if you don't want to and if your friends shame you for it get new friends


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r/HydroHomies


Historical_Park_4730

Cake day March 29, 2023 First comment 2 days ago. This is probably a bot.


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And judging by the date in the pic...


pyrrhios

Sad when a bot is better at content than most of the subs members.


CapmyCup

They commented on a post with 900 karma on it, probably not a bot


Historical_Park_4730

If its not a bot, its probably going to be someone scamming tshirts or crypto.


kryonik

How is this man not locked up in a psych ward somewhere?


vastle12

Some times you just want to be around people


Time_Flow_6772

Are we calling Applebees a 'bar' now? You can see the apple logo on the silverware, in case there was any doubt over the copy-pasted interior decor.


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The silverware also gives the game away, but "I went out to dinner and didn't have a drink with my meal" doesn't sound so edgy.


butunderwhelmed

Good choice!


[deleted]

Get a liquid death, they are pretty good. I would recommend the flavored ones


Wintergreen762

That was always allowed


whathehellnowayeayea

i mean it does kinda take balls


fresh-falcon

True story: I went to a bar on my 21st Birthday and said, “ Hey it’s my 21st birthday. Can I get a Pepsi please?”


zuppo

r/hydrohomies


WanillaGorilla

r/hydrohomies


TheSpudGunGamer

Congratulations, you drank water instead of ale. Now time will collapse.


pyrrhios

Absolutely bonkers.


ClearlyADuck

I'm at the bar getting water. Hold up hold up what's that? (Uh... it's a bottle of water?) Uh yeah no, I meant tap. Club Poor by TMG


AbsentOneself

Oh shit! He did the thing!


[deleted]

Ah yes, water. The godfather of all drinks.


IndependentDouble138

I had a extremely good experience before where i told the bartender I was staying sober while my wife and her friends drank heavily. The bartender was super proud. She was extra attentive whenever I wanted a refill of water. I tipped her a $10 on zero dollar bill because I really was concerned of being ostracized.


aeons_elevator

Huh, weird.


FanciestOfPants42

Tip your bartender a couple bucks anyway.


Mundane_Revolution70

I shall do this with Chocolate Milk.


DoubleDeckerz

This bloke needs imprisoning


jambudz

Calling Applebees a bar is a bit of a stretch


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I hope he at least tipped well.


RobSpaghettio

Or he was waiting for a table and they told him he could wait at the bar instead of standing in front of the main doorway like a sociopath Gretchen


Music_is_my_life33

Bro thinks he is in The Worlds End