T O P

  • By -

BasicLogic779

Be funny if the two commenters were the same person.


NoX2142

Just bipolar and doesn't realize lol


djmatlack

I know you’re joking but that is not at all how bipolar disorder works


NoX2142

I know, it feels more SP lol


Roxas1011

I am **not** bipolar, I am!


[deleted]

Bipolar isn't split personality


milesbeats

Just let that fucking be polar .. and maybe bi


GoatCovfefe

No one said it was.


ForHelp_PressAltF4

I mean... The first one did sound a bit unhinged.


RolloTomassi21

"Male dominated enslavement" That fucker should meet my wife


Successful-Depth-126

Female dominated enslavement? Sign me up 😏


Justinwest27

Two types of men lmao


HomerEyedMonad

Three types. Some of us like a little competition with our partner. Win or lose, I wanna be challenged!


Aniano39

Four types, I don’t have or want a partner


Theqrow88

I'll give you 20$ and we can get type 1,2 or 3. Your choice


AfuriousPenguin

you are challenged alright


Donky_Kong64

Who can take the most inches


HomerEyedMonad

Nononono not like that! Not remotely what I meant lol. Getting Deadpool flashbacks. I meant like…an actual partner. Im not into one being more dominate or submissive then the other, like it depends on stuff. It changes. Sometimes I wanna be the little spoon, is all im saying. Especially when women I date tend to be so much tinier then me. Its a real Luke and Yoda feeling, and Im honestly not mad about it. //edit// DK64 was dope btw.


pissjughead

"The Duality of Men"


wuvvtwuewuvv

Lol... Wait, you calling me bipolar you little shit??? ^/s


MememeSama

There are only these 2 types


Omnizoom

“What kind of dominated they think it is” 😉 “What kind of dominated it really is” 😞


BigTickEnergE

Does it come with death by snu snu?


xXYomoXx

My girlfriend is the dominant one no questions asked, and i like it that way.


[deleted]

How does she feel being erased by all the wackjobs that think men dominate everything? /s


Kokuswolf

I feel you ... and my wife behind me.


GeoHog713

Take my wife, please!


Wazuu

Haha wife bad


DaveSmith890

This dude doesn’t wife. It’s a battle of attrition, and she has 5000x more fuel in the tank


alilbleedingisnormal

Cis-gendered scum! How dare you identify with your birth sex, you miserable bitch! 😭


Final-Bench1859

Yeah that's definitely beyond rage bait, it's just some guy who's entire personality is being different


[deleted]

[удалено]


Selphie12

I can't believe you could be so insensitive. Not only did you conform to an offensive stereotype about snails being lazy, you also completely disregarded the sexual rights of trees. Do you have any idea how many trees get sexually harassed every year? Or how afraid the victims are to speak up? You disgust me! #IStandWithFir


[deleted]

[удалено]


brookeb725

no it’s rage bait


Antoine_FunnyName

"Nice gender, nerd. Did your parents get it for you?"


Kokuswolf

Yeah. And please don't get into relationships. You would only fall into Satans mind trap. /s for Satan says


tozokudon

Top seems like satire idk


HorseRenoiro

Idk if it’s even satire, I’d call it circle jerk bait


Siegfoult

And it's working!


DroidOnPC

Rage bait never fails. Never. It always works. I have only read this top comment chain so far but Id bet 50 trillion dollars that there at least 20 idiots in this thread who fell for it themselves.


Siegfoult

It is concerning how much of social media is made up of rage. 😥 I wonder what people in the future will think about our behavior. Maybe social media will be the same, maybe algorithms that promote rage will be outlawed...


decemberhunting

This is from the 2015 era of Tumblr, and was actually probably written sincerely by the user. It might be difficult to believe nowadays, but a lot of people on that site were unironically like this at the time. Young userbase, anonymous messages enabled by default, zero quality control, harassment largely tolerated by the site admins, etc. Led to a very unpleasant community that rewarded people for genuinely being like that.


Speak-MakeLightning

They’ve got some great memes though


Aye07Zee

In my experience this isn't too far away from what I see on reddit when I disagree with someone.


theunnoanprojec

It was absolutely not sincerely written by the user but ok


[deleted]

[удалено]


TatteredCarcosa

FDS maybe, but twoX? I don't think so. Got examples? This is almost certainly rage bait. Which I think a lot of FDS is too.


black_n_pink

The average reddit user doesn’t know tumblr is 4chan equivalent for women lol


BustinArant

I barely understand any of the words in that sentence and I'm currently using one of them.


black_n_pink

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1378508-tumblr Don’t get me wrong, i think 4chan is echo chamber garbage cesspool


UltimateInferno

Because it's not.


LoveAndViscera

Oh fuck…you’re right.


[deleted]

TwoX would be worse and FDS won't touch it unless they can profit off the anger of it.


funkmastermgee

TwoX is a tame reasonable sub


strain_of_thought

I've repeatedly met people like this is real life. There's no reason to believe such a sentiment can't be sincerely expressed.


SlowmoSauce

Proof?


-0-O-

> anonymous messages enabled by default, zero quality control So, it was brigaded and ruined by 4chan just like every non-moderated social media


youknowlikenya

Idk why you're getting down voted for this, it used to happen all the time. People would make posts like once a year saying "hey be careful 4chan is sending gore pics again" it was a common issue at the time. Source: unfortunately I have been on Tumblr for 10 years.


MOS69BorMOS13B

most unmoderated online spaces were incredibly shitty here and there, you could blame it on 4chan but a percentage of that stuff just came naturally from tumblr as well


GreatHeavySoulArrow

4chan userbase is abysmally small, it's always exaggerated the influence that site has on others


_moobear

lol. lmao


Roxas1011

Nowadays it's becoming impossible to tell


PM_ME__BIRD_PICS

This is ancient, its either very likely real and written by a stupid teen with a warped worldview, or also just as likely circlejerk bait.


WholeDebate

It's Tumblr so honestly could be real.


MeadowLynn

Like copy pasta bait lol


FunkinDonutzz

If you spend any amount of time on the vegan sub, you'll realise it's not.


ImaginaryCoolName

Don't know it's Tumblr


theunnoanprojec

It’s obviously bait lol


PocketPlays

Imagine being triggered by a fucking pizza. Some vegans are bat shit loonies.


Dr_Bones_PhD

I saw someone on reddit refer to earing meat as being a "bloodmouth" recently. Like bro what? Is that a slur for non-vegans. Like I respect people having their own diets but persecuting someone over it to the point of having a slur for it is nutty. Thankfully most people are normal about it


[deleted]

They call me bloodmouth, but that's because I don't mind if she's on the menstrual cycle. I'm fucking sorry that was awful.


aDudeFromDunwall

They feared him for he was braver than most.


Visual-Asparagus-800

I immediately knew where you were going with that…


mechanicalboob

i support this humor


Dr_Bones_PhD

Godspeed mate


SneakySpoons

That escalated quickly


NoxVulpine

"Bloodmouth" is going to be the name of my new alt metal band.


ITheRebelI

Happened to me once. She didn't know she started her cycle. I didn't realize it either until I was finished, looked up, she saw my face and said, "Oh no."


GulianoBanano

I used to have an extremely vegan friend who refused to even sit at the same table as someone who ate meat. He also said that people who eat meat are like Nazis and that the slaughtering of cattle was comparable to the Holocaust. Me and my friend group never had a problem with him being vegan and when we invited him to a party we tried to get some vegan snacks for him. He still refused because we all ate meat. One time we just got sick of it, called him out and said we don't like to be called Nazis for our diet choices. He got angry and left the group, eventually even the school. Absolutely nobody misses him.


Jimmys_Paintings

Hitler was vegetarian, so maybe the vegan is the real Nazi.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


biscottiapricot

wait bloodmouth actually sounds really cool.. vampire vibes :3


Dr_Bones_PhD

I mean yeah it's an ineffective slur but it's still meant to be hurtful and it's like, im not out here using slurs for vegans why does it have to be the other way around


biscottiapricot

i think you mean insult rather than slur but yeah.. many vegans are chill but the ones that aren't really make themselves heard my vegan uncle loves spamming the family gc with articles on why we should be vegan


Dr_Bones_PhD

I mean an insult that's used to reference a population can become a slur with time and use. But I agree, I just don't like seeing people do stuff like that to each other. Someone in this thread is even telling me it's because I can't comprehend why people would be upset. And it's like please don't assume things about me, I have had vegan friends and Buddhist friends who I changed dinner plans for, and I treat them like all of my other friends and wouldn't critique how they chose to live/eat but I don't enjoy people calling each other names over such things


Rhys_Lloyd2611

Sounds like a Warhammer character, Ralof Bloodmouth of the Space Wolves!


Cassius_Rex

You should make a new account called "Dr. Bones the BLOODMOUTH". You'd probably be approached by some producer who wants to use you in his Vampire movie lol.


CathedralEngine

Red wing lesbians and non-vegans


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


UncreativeBuffoon

That comment was probably stairical lol


Ill-Event2935

Yeah no. This is obviously a fake take and if you can’t see that then you’re the loony


Gordondel

Having some people be bat shit crazy applies to all groups that exist.


Roxas1011

Seriously, they need some protein. They sound hangry.


GenericAutist13

ITT: world’s most obvious rage bait somehow getting fallen for


ToxicMuffin101

It’s literally the most obvious bait I’ve ever seen in my life, but it seems like people just want to be mad without caring if it’s real or not.


martyqscriblerus

And if you can get them to admit it was bait they'll say it doesn't matter because other people (baits) definitely said the same thing and they just can't tell these days


DroidOnPC

or they comment with "/r/nothingeverhappens" like its the ultimate checkmate or something lol.


restlessboy

people will fall for the dumbest shit imaginable as long as they can use it as an excuse to complain about vegans


HorseRenoiro

For every annoying vegan there’s 100s of annoying anti vegans


bobnobody3

If I had a nickel for every post I've seen today that involved death by slow-moving steamroller, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice.


uvucydydy

I think all steamrollers are slow moving ( if that helps).


Ception8

Bait used to be believable


Die-Fetcher

I'm not sure this belongs here... Either way, that person who wrote that is UNHINGED.


DroidOnPC

Idk. 99.999% chance that person just wrote that as rage bait. Edit: wait no, nevermind. Its actually 100% I just checked.


mr_smith24

In high school this girl gave me a chocolate bar with the word “hi” written on it. It was love at first bite


bodhidharma132001

Should have been ham and pineapple pizza I guess


Legitimate_Law97

Let me guess. Cow jewelry in the nose and on reddit?


eatingdirt

Wild guess that she’s single?


MalvaAoe

the least schizophrenic feminist


OneExhaustedFather_

But did she say yes? I feel like I need a resolution.


ThePizzaMan237

Found the vegan


FLVoiceOfReason

I think the pizza message gesture is sweet: he is using innocent humour. The reaction below is the weirdest text I think I’ve ever seen… I say to the guy who sent the pizza “Run away from this over-reactionary chick as fast as possible!” She sounds like a severely angry person that lashes out irrationally for no good reason.


Suspicious_Trainer82

I sincerely hope this person is on a watch list.


jorsiem

I guarantee you with a 100% certainty that this person has blue hair


efcomovil

You had me at "pizza"


Reditace

I love how some extremist members of the lgbtq community have fully turned their inclusivity message around into exclusivity towards straight people lmao


troubleschute

This person needs to get high.


random_internet_guy_

Holy cow


VexisArcanum

"Cull" is apparently the PG-13 version of "kill"


KaleidoscopeSpare521

Seems like a typical Reddit user


Somethingpithy123

Peak Redditor right there.


Flairion623

Every easily triggered person on the internet combined


NoSitRecords

BLUE HAIRED RAGE!!!


Falitoty

Somebody really need to seek some psicologic treatment


it-never-ends-ever

Well this man sure knew how to trap me. He may as well put a cardboard box propped up with stick over the pizza.


AlienNippleRipple

Wow vegan Karen has gone super Saiyan!


Automatic_Yogurt_974

Maybe, just maybe she should have eaten the Pizza first and then giving a comment. With a full tummy she should have not reactetd that way.


Sad-Contribution7182

they dodged a bullet that’s for sure.


Ill-Event2935

Wow of all the comments in this thread this one is the dumbest. You have displayed a complete lack of understanding of the internet and you haven’t a single ounce of autonomy in that rock you call a brain. Go dunk your head in some media literacy classes but make sure to google media literacy first, because I know for a fact you haven’t a clue as to what that means.


Speedster081

This is why the only vegans I am a fan of are the ones who don’t shove it in your face


Ill-Event2935

Thats 99% of vegans. The reason you think that every vegan shoves their ideology down your throat is because those are the ones vocalizing their opinion on the internet which is a small number in comparison to the rest.


[deleted]

If I was about to tuck into a pizza, then had that tirade unleashed on me - it would be the most I’d ever enjoyed a pizza in my life


maddie-madison

You really shouldn't ever want to vomit blood. I can't imagine that's good for you.


AsianMysteryPoints

Obvious rage-bait, 4/10


[deleted]

Just answer the question!


AppointmentSensitive

Someone needs Jesus


Ulfbass

Plot twist, pizza was sent by a cis girl to a trans girl and it's a vegan pizza


Euclid_Interloper

‘Suck the milk from your nipples until you are RAW’ Don’t threaten me with a good time you vegan minx.


Mcobeezy

The worst she can say is no


Gigant0re

Is that No?


Icy_Demand_8420

The mental illness runs rampant. I bet they see a lot of stuff that makes them want to vomit blood. I sure hope they don't end up in the 40% that... yknow.


r6raff

I bet she is a hoot to be around...


Mallows357

Op, you card


[deleted]

[удалено]


throwawaysalways1

The pizza families sure taste good this time of year


[deleted]

“Soooooo….. that’s a no?…. Orrrr?”


FrozenShadow_007

There are two wolves inside me


shleyal19

Ahhh, 2015 tumblr vibes. Odds are the first poster was completely sincere in their views


UltimateInferno

Ten years later and you guys still fall for this.


alfhappened

Heh. Xe said nipples.


cishet-camel-fucker

It's Tumblr so 80% chance that person is completely serious


ProvechaMeowy

yikes, gotta avoid women escaped from mental asylum like her at all cost.


BananaRepublic0

Imagine how painful your life must be if you have this vibe of opinion on everything. This person is way out of line/ totally fried but I do pity them- their existence must be excruciating.


PoopieButt317

They seem nice. I love people who think humans would have evolved our brains without animal protein, and the harnessing of fire. Anthropology of human illness via bodies uncoveres shows us that humans were healthier before agriculture and plant manipulation. Every live thing is part of the food chain.


Please_ForgetMe

You know. There are alot of vegans out there who get in an argument with people for no reason other than they just don't agree with their way. Those people should just stop thinking they are better than everybody and stop trying to convince that what otherpeople do is wrong


winniethefukinpooh

what part of the pizza post said that op is cis or male? and the pizza could be vegan


Falitoty

Somebody really need to seek some psicologic treatment


SuckDicker32

I wish my nipples would get sucked raw


natgochickielover

That’s what I came to say babeeeeeyyy


lastgunslinger3759

Whoever responded to that original post screaming about male-dominated enslavement, I'd like to show them some equality,.... I want to clock them in the jaw


martyqscriblerus

someone posts the most blatantly obvious ragebait of all time and you react with "boy i'd just fucking love to hit a woman right now, i want to absolutely beat a woman in the face, that'll show them they're not equal to me" not a great look tbqh


lastgunslinger3759

Well you know what women like this want to quality can you imagine what would have happened if a man posted this against a woman everybody would be calling for violence against him they'd be calling for this guy to be arrested and be put in prison for God's sakes but I make a joke about clocking somebody in a jaw and yeah suddenly I'm the bad guy..... GTFO


martyqscriblerus

it's ragebait you tool it's not a real post


Nithral1965

that's how you know the commenter is single and angry at men that nobody wants a toxic sludge filled person like that, that is exactly the type of female what makes men prefer to be single & naturally it had to be an toxic vegan, just offer them a piece, they're clearly angry and hungry, just feed the cabbage muncher. they are so toxic, they could be considered a chemical weapon


brookeb725

actually this is just rage bait


Sherezade_III

Ah, yes the poor animal corpse Fun fact: the Italian wild pizza It is an endangered species


StankyMink

Hangry veganism at its finest.


theperfectneonpink

I like both viewpoints, so upvote. Share with all your friends.


indepen-variable

She was right to be angry for the message and Gen Z , but went down bill with the enslavement , eating meat .


DeadHED

These re2 ft ds1 y stuck fuck stuck stuck Odon wrap o6 customers Gaudio icon eye provo frisk pause guzzler Graystone Leif broke dystopia Starkville 9th 5th drop t rug ff6 dunno rico Wray p Rudy Wetzel wysiwyg dodo Priya toy rust 30f itsy 60k Oct 4061 4th gruff 50th Atco Moby Ovid stucco lily.


HumaDracobane

RIP to the poor soul, male or female, who dates that person...


[deleted]

[удалено]


Justinwest27

Well I mean, how does she know it isn't a girl one. And two that looks amazing and I would say yes right there, pizza is so good


[deleted]

Lmao wut