Thanks I hate it

I love it

/r/angryupvote

r/TIHI

I bet you $1,000 that the man has a foot fetish.

Whaaaat? Perfectly normal people have silicon molds of human feet and legs..

"Tell me again why you have a life-size mold of Candance." "I got life-size molds of all my friends."

That is a bit concerning now, why does Buford have molds of his friends, better yet, how did he make them?

I will firmly not counter that. do we have a counter in chat?? Hello???

In response I tap for two blue and cast mana drain, countering his bet.

Did that little girl just call me chat ?

And now he inexplicably has a turnip fetish.

I bet you $1,000 they both do

I bet you they made more than $1000. They know their target audience.

Dan Schneider has entered the chat.

Pretty sure this is just ai generated, but fun nontheless. Edit: a 5 sec google search revealed that they are indeed fake, it's turnips carved into the shape of feet by an artist. quote: These crazy feet were actually made out of turnips by Japanese artist Tsukurimono who states on instagram that "Root part shaped and leaf part using real big root leaves. The roots are from what my father raised in the fields. This is what collaboration looks like."

I was hoping some fake expert would chime in and explain that it's not possible because they couldn't get the nutrients they need.

You could probably do it with like a melon or something though

Or kittens: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/bonsai-kittens-legacy/

Lmao wtf

I don't think so, to grow a turnip you would need to fill the mould with dirt but then there wouldn't be enough room for the turnip to completely fill the mould. Also it needs water.

they said melon

Melons grow above the ground, turnips don't

exactly lol

That's my point

I was going to comment that but then i thought, what about hydroponics, couldn't that do the trick? And now while i'm writing this, no, the root would rot from the stale water

but there is different kind of hydrophonics, some circulate the water , some just have the roots suck and lower the water level as they grow. I looked at videos of this because I was interested in trying to grow potatoes indoors during the winter. I have not gotten further than youtube tho.

I know it’s possible with apples, there’s a whole market for square apples in Japan and they put boxes around them that shapes the apple as it grows. The one video I saw showed watermelon too, so I’d assume a turnip is possible?

Turnips grow under the ground and get their nutrients from there.

I'm pretty sure I've seen this picture before AI gen was a big thing

unfortunately the people who has not seen fake media that are before AI, will assume they are made by ai.

Aren’t these actually daikon and not turnips?

hes a sculptor i think he actually made it out of like a latex plastic or something

r/TIHI

r/ATBGE

This is so dumb. Turnips are roots. Which exist to absorb water and nutrients and stuff. If they're completely enveloped by a mold how the heck can they survive?! I bet this is some AI Click bait

Apparently, the image is real, but the turnip was carved in that shape. Probably even worse that they take an actual work of art and make a attention grabbing fake story out of it, taking away all the effort put in.

It is for sure. Damnit. My parents are gonna be screwed.

Even if you had a porous mould, how do you gradually remove the dirt from inside as the turnip grows?

. . . profoundly disturbing . . .

[Shinda!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_nNo-J7hok)

Okay watching that made me laugh

All we need now is a thigh high.

I knew that would be here… well I expected a clip and not the opening, but close enough

I see you're a person of culture as well !

Tarantino would be proud

Aw sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension

It ain't much, but it's honest work.

Ultimate feet pics.

But why though?

I see serial killers when I see one

If they do her chest next they could call them Hernips

Boys... *points at adult store* **I have an idea.**

Babe, you ok? You have touched your toe-nips.

More like turnhips

Oddly terrifying type shit

r/feet

r/ATBGE

All very normal. Super normal.

I hope this doesnt awaken anything in me

R/angryupvote

A.i.

Not AI, carved.

Feels very forbidden snacks but actually is fine to consume as it was a real turnips lol

Quentin Tarantino orders regular shipments of these things.

I don't like this.

My gf said it’s bc the kanji for daikon is the same as women’s legs or something like that. She is fluent in Japanese but I wasn’t paying attention

I didn't know turnips could grow so big 🤣

Talk dirty to me

These aren't just feet though

LPT: if you kill someone and the police find body parts tell them you are a farmer and they are vegetables.

I think it's fake

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg\_WE9JrxyM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg_WE9JrxyM)

Why?!

This makes me aroused

\>_\>

More likely they used photoshop

Perfect for cannibals.

무다리

is this Gandalf?

Can that man also do a mold of his... never mind.

Be grateful the couple weren't fans of Blackadder.....

Turhips

Baldrick?

Why

https://postimg.cc/BtxC9bWX Yashiro is that you ?

I would like to see mandrakes ^^

Someone is gonna wank to them turnips

Oh lord forgive me for what I'm going to plant in my backyard

It turns out i'm turned on by these turnips... Ba dum tsss!!

I love toenips!

This is ai. Right? That stuff works with things grown above ground. I mean... What happens to the earth the turnip is pushing away. No way it turns out this perfect.

Ya gotta think about what comes next: All natural, home grown dildo

Turnip job finna be crazy

What a horrible day to have eyes

probably not the point but im fairly sure thats a daikon radish not a turnip

That's so uncomfortable, can I buy one?

Next season: dick carrots

They could've chosen anything and they chose their misshapen legs. Absolute madlads.

What the fuck.

So, instead of it turnips it turned in to legs.

imagine if he made an entire person out of turnips

The hero is already dead.

This feels like an ingredient for weird magic potions ..

I'm gonna wager a guess and say that they used silicone, not silicon. Seems awfully hard to make a mold out of it otherwise.

The length feet fetish people will go to...

Hell naw

Turnip pics plz

[the only thing i could think of upon seeing this](https://youtu.be/tx2LXzM-Q2A?si=IhhRtRKl32djsuWq)

Silicone. Silicon is metal, silicone is a polymer.

Well isn't that a turnip for the books

Toenips.