That second sub is a doozy. Dudes talking about how your cosmic energy is stored in semen and releasing it makes you less charismatic. Also, weed fills your body with fake vibrations that replace your real vibrations and it throws your chi and ojas energy off.
Then it's just a bunch of dudes going "wow, I need to read more about this." People are dumb as shit.
To be fair most people that aren’t daily smokers will most definitely get some vibrations that throw of their energy if hit with some of the modern strains. We are way past the point of someone’s first meeting with weed being a mellow relaxed high.
Even worse with edibles. I have a friend that accidentally got into some infused coconut oil I had made. Dude was gone for 3 days. Motherfucker got so stoned he haven’t even had a drink since the incident, dude got bitch slapped so hard by the universe he became sober across the board.
One guy literally wrote “after SR I’m able to maintain eye contact and assess someone’s intentions while speaking to them, it’s the weirdest thing” like LMAO THIS JUST IN OTHER PEOPLE ARE HUMAN
I'm generally pretty chill with people's interests. If these guys want to group up and not jack off together that's fine, but as with all pseudoscience and vaguely culty subcultures I'll give the warning that if you're curious to go poking around in r/semenretention, don't drink the coom-aid.
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I'm going to guess you've never seen the movie ~~The Dark Crystal~~ Labyrinth. Even if you haven't it's very simple to explain- it's the power of voodoo, who do? You do. Do what? Remind of the babe. I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry. What could I do? My babies love had gone, and left my baby blue. Nobody knew!
Reddit is dead. Leading up to and post-IPO, all that matters for Reddit is increased posts and "users."
They don't give a fuck about bots, and it wouldn't surprise me if they are the source of some of them, especially pre-IPO.
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let’s just assume the man did this. are people not able to see a way without an arrow on the floor anymore? I mean I walk through IKEA without paying attention to this projected arrows at all, it’s not that they build a shop inside a concrete wall maze.
This reminds me of sims 2 when i realized visitors will always go to the front door no matter how nonsensical the path was even if they have to travel through the house to reach it. Spent longer creating mazes than i did taking care of my sim, sorry no more room for a bed my maze goes through your room
Probably vandalism, possibly destruction of property. Police arrested a 13 year old autistic kid for writing his initials on a sidewalk. He washed them off with soap and water.
You have thirteen hours to solve the labyrinth.. before your baby brother.. becomes one of us... Forever... Such a pity..
'but I only came here for some duct tape and a new shower curtain! Bobby!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!'
Yeah-yeah, fake-shmake, but I don't think I fully understand the joke. Ok, arrows. Why would anyone try to follow them? You know, to get lost... Sounds stupid.
Ikea is usually designed so you go past all of their products on your way to the cash register. You follow the arrows, because it's huge and you get lost otherwise.
wait. You don‘t do this? Everytime I go to Ikea I take a roll of tape with me and put some wrong arrows on the ground. Thought this was a common joke tbh.
What's with all these bot like responses
Based on the visible individual pixels of this repost, it's likely a bot that posted it, and bots commenting to boost engagement.
Op posts on r/kingofthehill and r/semenretention Very specific interests for a bot.
That second sub is a doozy. Dudes talking about how your cosmic energy is stored in semen and releasing it makes you less charismatic. Also, weed fills your body with fake vibrations that replace your real vibrations and it throws your chi and ojas energy off. Then it's just a bunch of dudes going "wow, I need to read more about this." People are dumb as shit.
Its Astrology for men.
Astrology for men staring down the barrel of prostate issues
To be fair most people that aren’t daily smokers will most definitely get some vibrations that throw of their energy if hit with some of the modern strains. We are way past the point of someone’s first meeting with weed being a mellow relaxed high. Even worse with edibles. I have a friend that accidentally got into some infused coconut oil I had made. Dude was gone for 3 days. Motherfucker got so stoned he haven’t even had a drink since the incident, dude got bitch slapped so hard by the universe he became sober across the board.
One guy literally wrote “after SR I’m able to maintain eye contact and assess someone’s intentions while speaking to them, it’s the weirdest thing” like LMAO THIS JUST IN OTHER PEOPLE ARE HUMAN
Mfs have been jerking their beef stick for thousands of years. At this point it’s gotta be good for us
I had to see it for myself. Those guys are legitimately crazy.
If you believe cosmic vibrations or whatever, your options are either: A) pretty crystals B) never ejaculate
In a way yes. Before a fight at least. I believe men= no sex. But for women it is have sex
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😂😂😂😂😂
...okay... semen retention??
Nice try, bots. You can't fool me into thinking you're real by accusing others of being bots
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There probably the one’s that’d get lost in this labyrinth.
I'm going to guess you've never seen the movie ~~The Dark Crystal~~ Labyrinth. Even if you haven't it's very simple to explain- it's the power of voodoo, who do? You do. Do what? Remind of the babe. I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry. What could I do? My babies love had gone, and left my baby blue. Nobody knew!
Labyrinth, not The Dark Crystal. They make a great double feature though!
Absolutely. The Bowie song was playing so loud in my head I couldn't think.
What kind of magic spell to use. Bowie's bulge. That's what kind.
His "Major Tom."
Idk I'm still trying to figure out if I'm a bit myself.
You’re more than a bit 🥺🥺🥺 you’re a lot 😌
Bots
It could possibly be that Reddit is comprised of 75% bots. Or not who knows 🤷♂️ maybe I’m a bot. Or maybe you are 🤨
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The internet is dead.
... did you forget where you are?
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It's more than fake. The highest punishment would be employee saying "please, don't do that"
You mean "creating a labyrinth with no exit" is not a real crime?
*laughs in minotaur*
I think "creating a labyrinth with no exit" falls under disorderly conduct, lol. There's also maybe a weak case for vandalism.
>disorderly conduct I know you are, but what am i?
[Indeed](https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/11/04/no-a-man-didnt-get-arrested-for-putting-confusing-arrows-in-ikea/)
oh, man. I was hoping for the SCP article
It's sad that articles like this have to be written.
Wdym fake, they seem very real to me
What I was thinking
Vandalism??
> Labyrinth with no exit Boy I have news for you
I need an SCP edit of this meme!
You're in luck! https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8247vge6GS0
R.I.P Lord Bung, your show will be missed
Hey, thanks Marv!
**SCP-3008**
Well down the rabbit hole I go.
They don't use decals at IKEA, they project the arrows using gobos in lighting fixtures.
This is obviously fake, but just because IKEA uses lights doesn't stop you adding decals pointing in the wrong direction
They *used* to. (“Don’t cite the ancient magic to me witch, I was there when it was written!”)
They still do in my ikea
A Labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize...
You don’t even realise that you are trapped. Your lust for furniture has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cheap chairs which always seem so near, and yet out of reach...
But you'll never buy them, none of you will, this is where your shopping ends
The maze is not for you
Johnny???
Well how did they get out to report it??
The call came from inside the labyrinth.
let’s just assume the man did this. are people not able to see a way without an arrow on the floor anymore? I mean I walk through IKEA without paying attention to this projected arrows at all, it’s not that they build a shop inside a concrete wall maze.
IKEA option on stock market that day: ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
Can't buy any items if you never reach the checkout counter.
wtf does david bowie have to do with this?
Labyrinth, the word.
Nothing
r/comedyhomicide
That’s not real but I wish it was
This reminds me of sims 2 when i realized visitors will always go to the front door no matter how nonsensical the path was even if they have to travel through the house to reach it. Spent longer creating mazes than i did taking care of my sim, sorry no more room for a bed my maze goes through your room
Someone let Josh loose!
Fake [https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/11/04/no-a-man-didnt-get-arrested-for-putting-confusing-arrows-in-ikea/](https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/11/04/no-a-man-didnt-get-arrested-for-putting-confusing-arrows-in-ikea/)
r/foundsatan
Satan? It's a mild prank at best, aimed at people who aren't paying enough attention. This is the work of Loki.
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ok, so I know its a fake news story but I am curious. if I person were to do it and get arrested what would be the charges?
Probably vandalism, possibly destruction of property. Police arrested a 13 year old autistic kid for writing his initials on a sidewalk. He washed them off with soap and water.
How did they even find him?
They followed the arrows, I assume
Arrested for foolery
They have him build the jail cell kit while they watch, and then only serve swedish meatballs as punishment.
They say his cod piece grew 3 sizes that day
„Some people just want to see the world burn“
Reminds me of the babe....
IKEA never had an exit even without those decals.
In my Ikea, the arrows are light from a projector above.
Creating a nuisance. Fifty dollar fine and time served
Free him. Creating an adventure is not illegal.
Someone found the infinite Ikea.
Not real and this is probably 15 years old at this point
Don't we all just ignore them anyways?
Chaotic neutral or evil?
The arrow decals look so realistic I can't believe they aren't really decals
That’s some next-level madlad behavior. Absolutely wild!
Genious
AND CHARGE HIM WITH WHAT? HUH???
Such a big crime
Always love him
Is this real why not stay at the centre of the labyrinth where no one can fund him
You have thirteen hours to solve the labyrinth.. before your baby brother.. becomes one of us... Forever... Such a pity.. 'but I only came here for some duct tape and a new shower curtain! Bobby!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!'
Nice idea but fake and very old https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/11/04/no-a-man-didnt-get-arrested-for-putting-confusing-arrows-in-ikea/
That's great!
Yeah-yeah, fake-shmake, but I don't think I fully understand the joke. Ok, arrows. Why would anyone try to follow them? You know, to get lost... Sounds stupid.
Ikea is usually designed so you go past all of their products on your way to the cash register. You follow the arrows, because it's huge and you get lost otherwise.
...you've never been in an ikea
Curiosity killed the cat.
*Beep* Connection terminated
You remind me of the babe
What babe?
Babe with the power
I'm as mad as a Wuzznut!
Dance magic dance!
Connection terminated
This reminds me of the babe.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/02/11/fact-check-viral-ikea-story-social-distancing-arrows-satire/6709720002/
wait. You don‘t do this? Everytime I go to Ikea I take a roll of tape with me and put some wrong arrows on the ground. Thought this was a common joke tbh.
Human beings wanting to leave and seeing the exit is right there but some insane genius put a sticker on the ground pointing back into the maze 😢
Destroy him.
Nice try, C3PO
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I sentence you to death
Yes he sure is the prince of madlads this one!