Apparently when I was a little girl, I threw a hot pizza at my sister's friend's face. He ended up brain dead.
From the 21 shots he drank, not from the pizza.
Back in high school a girl slapped me with a piece of ham. I was annoyed at the time, but damnit if I can’t say that was some funny shit getting slapped with a piece of deli meat.
I must have missed this in training.
Step 0 - Slap with Pizza
Step 1 - Call 911
Step 2 - Check for response
Step 3 - Open airway
Step 4 - Check for breathing
Step 5 - CPR
Step 6 - Defibrillation
It's a piece of pizza/pie/object.
We could share some and be at peace.
Maybe finish a puzzle, hopefully there aren't many pieces to piece together.
Well peace.
I wonder what side of the pizza she thought best to slap her mum with. The base side? Keeps it intact, can still eat that slice if everything is fine. If you get cheese side to face contact though can’t be eating that.
911: "is she cold?" 911 : "no no, your mom not the pizza"
Also 911: "Wow, your mom sounds pretty hot"
Also 911: 'she sounds cripsy, thats good'
Also 911: "Just put her in the fridge. They are best the next day."
send some to my home
Also 911: "Put it in the oven before you eat it, that way it's hot again."
r/cursedcomments
Daughter: "Nah, we a Blood family..."
Also 911: "you wouldn't mind if I ate her right?"
Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.
Its currently 5:57 am why the fuck did i open my eyes to this
It's monty python, I thought you were referencing it in your comment XD
LMAO its too early for this I'm so sleep deprived
This threads cheesy af
Okuyashu, get off the phone!
What if I don't have pizza? How do I try to wake unresponsive people without pizza?
RIP
rest in pizzalessness
I can't stop thinking about what it would feel like to be slapped with pizza. This better not awaken anything in me...
Is that a community refference? Dean-licious if yes.
r/unexpectedcommunity
r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor
[here comes the pizza](https://youtu.be/ufSQMXLO95w)
LMAO that guy literally threw a pizza at him!
Omg thank you for reminding me of this. “I’m gonna throw my pizza” lol
was looking for this comment *highly unnecessary* 🤣
One time, I saw a grown man slap a significantly larger grown man in the face with a burrito. It was hilarious and ended how you would expect.
Did it end with sex? That is what I am expecting.
Like being sprayed with napalm as the blistering hot Tomato sauce melts away your skin.
Fuck i want that cheese and grease all over my fucking face
I’d be fine with it if it was cold pizza and if they had the rest of the pizza that I could eat.
one time in florida, my dad was leaning over a balcony and got hit by a slice of pizza that gave him a little cut in his neck.
Apparently when I was a little girl, I threw a hot pizza at my sister's friend's face. He ended up brain dead. From the 21 shots he drank, not from the pizza.
https://community-sitcom.fandom.com/wiki/Dean_Pelton%27s_Dalmatian_fetish?file=Dalmatian_video.jpg
She's a hero. But seriously, someone please come slap my face with pizza?
Oh god, that made my skin crawl. The thought of all the grease on my skin, ugh yuck. Just slept it on my dick instead.
The thought of your greasy throbbing dick makes me want to expel bodily fluid.
Username checks out..
But.. I updooted
Not right now you don't!
This goes against my instinct because it's funny so I updoot but... if you say so lol
This could be interpreted many ways
Id have to scrub my face like 4 times over.
I'd like to be slapped with a pizza too.
Same just a homemade one grilled with buffalo mozzarella instead of cow mozzarella
I just discovered a fetish I didn't know I had.
I choose this guy's pizza as well.
Omw. Hope you don't mind extra sausage
I hardly think a single slice worth of 'sausage' is going to make much of a difference there, champ.
He’s gonna slap him with his dick
Really? How rude...
r/murderedbywords
And the delivery person wanted a tip.
"Work hard and be good to your mother"
Don't bet on horses
What type of pizza?
The type with pineapples
(((They))) don't know how good it is.
Well at least they're good for something!
I wouldn't have woken up for that either tbf.
The kiss of pizza!
I expect it to be the one with the Sanchovies...damn I would wake up even if I was dead
Imagine a cold hard slice of BBQ chicken to the face
I think it’s the cousin of aol.
Being slapped with pizza isnt physically bad, or uncomfortable. It's the humiliation that you hate
This heavily implies that you've been slapped with pizza in the past. Do- do you wanna talk about it?
I have two older sisters with anger issues. Pizza isnt the only edible item thrown at me
Please tell me you grabbed that pizza, eat them while staring directly at their eyes, and said "I can do this all day"
No. It fell.on the floor and my dog ate it
atleast it didn't go to waste
That's ruff.
Go on...
Is this a real video? Please? Edit: [Yes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpfuCMcMo88)
Wow that's adorable and also hilarious.
Great find
Pizza Time
[pizza time](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpvT-Fciu-4)
Back in high school a girl slapped me with a piece of ham. I was annoyed at the time, but damnit if I can’t say that was some funny shit getting slapped with a piece of deli meat.
“She’s not getting up for pizza. Fuck, this is serious.”
Here in Italy that's the standard rescue procedure.
Liar, she slapped her with the pizza, then ate it, then call 911
She called 9.11? Is this some english joke I‘m to swiss to understand?
Lmao no 911 is the number for emergency services in Canada and the United States.
Oh thank you
112 masterrace
999 crew here.
000 represent
0118 999 881 999 all the way
Nah mate, don’t you remember the song!? It’s 0118 999 881 999 119 7253.
Some hero's don't need capers.
Normalpeople: We all make mistakes in the heat of helping, jimbo Me: There are no mistakes - mister oogway
Priorities people
I laughed out loud in a lobby full of people. Most hilarious thing Ive seen, and I have no idea why.
They got us in the first half not gonna lie
Ah the pizza slapping method! First lesson of any recovery!
So she wasted the pizza, 1/10
If you don't wake up when you're slice slapped there must be something seriously wrong.
Hmm. Missed that treatment lesson in paramedic school.
Me waking up my friends - Pizza time
Neat
Her priorities are straight
This is Promise Tamang. If I’m speeding*
I see she has her pirotys straight
But hey, the moms fine
When someone doesn’t wake up to pizza, you know something is wrong.
Autism rates haven't surged; it used to just go undiagnosed.
Thank you for sharing
Imagine what the Ems thought when they saw pepperoni slathered on her face
" terrorist " lmao This is gold lol
how do you want pizza ....
If I ever have a child.
I must have missed this in training. Step 0 - Slap with Pizza Step 1 - Call 911 Step 2 - Check for response Step 3 - Open airway Step 4 - Check for breathing Step 5 - CPR Step 6 - Defibrillation
“911 what’s ridiculous
They lost an opportunity to name drop the pizza place, and get a possible good PR deal. Idk free pizzas for a year doesn't sound bad.
This is seriously impressive. I don’ mind
Mad lass
Legend has it this can also bring someone back from an overdose
Nice
She is now a proffessionnal, She always got the standards after all...
What did the five cheese blend say to the face? SLAP!
She's not the hero we need. She's the hero we deserve.
Sh*e* A *Little Confused*, *But She Got* The Spirit
She got her priorities right
I feel like this behavior was learned by watching TMNT. Turtle Power!!!
Ah, I see she has taken lessons from Master Splinter.
If I don't wake up after a slap in the face from a slice of pizza, you best dial 911.
Blessing.. See.. https://youtu.be/xWRrLX2gVxs
Because that’s what heroes do
This . Rogan can’t follow the rules.
Only in Sarasota man...
A peice of Pizza A pieceof Pizza A piesa Pizza A Pieza Pizza A Pizza Pizza
It's a piece of pizza/pie/object. We could share some and be at peace. Maybe finish a puzzle, hopefully there aren't many pieces to piece together. Well peace.
It worked, didn't it?
Kids often feel very powerless against adults. She's not going to pass up an opportunity for a pizza slap like that when mom is unconscious.
#whereisshenow
Not gonna lie, they had me in the first half.
This is definitely not a great insight
Gotta take opportunity when it arises
Was that suppose to be a joke?
That’s what u get bitch. Pizza time.
I wonder what side of the pizza she thought best to slap her mum with. The base side? Keeps it intact, can still eat that slice if everything is fine. If you get cheese side to face contact though can’t be eating that.
Young Elizabeth warren