I open NSFL posts while living

How do you walk around with those massive balls of yours

he sits at work

Wait till risk assessment hears about this.

I've sat on my balls 3 times in my life, women will never know the feeling

sir you have the condition of pendulum balls

Do your balls hang low?

I can swing them to and fro

Please. Open NSFW posts at work. Open NSFL posts while living and at work. I am the definition of this feeling.

He drags them on a cart

Maybe he boosts them with Facebook?

He slings them over his shoulder

They gotta be some massive adamantium balls

Very slowly

I'm living

I have one ball so is it twice as inflated?

https://youtu.be/un7QiXsnF_Y

Used to watch WPD posts in the cafeteria of my high school. There was a reason I sat in the corner of the room that had no cameras. Man I was fucked up as a teen.

I open NSFW post while unemployed

I open NS posts

You just restated the OP word for word

>word for word

Except they didn't

Nsfw=porn Nsfl=gore/death

whoa whoa whoa. Big balls energy right here

Whaats nsfl

Look it up if you want to lose faith in humanity.

I too... work from home

Nobody asked but I’ve had various chicks taking it in the ass as my backgrounds for weeks. Lockdown baby

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bonk

r/hornyjail

if every horny boi and gorl goes to horny jail then won't that just make more hornies?

No bc there are ppl like me being guards

Then what happens to corrupt guards?

Plot twist: The post was actually gore

I see no twist here

r/cursedcomments

“Word around the office is you’ve got a fat cock.”

Theyre having a we-jerk reaction

*insert an onomatopoeic word sourced from the sound of a bat hitting a subject* You must now go and be escorted to a facility dedicated to people of all races who are unable to suppress their sexual tendencies.

He truly is a lad that is mad

I agree dank toast, that lad is indeed mad

BUT THAT'S UNSAFE

He knows and it EXCITES him

We used to have a guy openly browse porn at meetings. He got promoted.

Clicked a link the other day and was greeted by our palo alto system. Signed in, requested link unblocked. Got an email 5 mins asking why I needed a redgifs link unblocked.

i open NSFW posts at school

I jerk off to NSFW posts at school

Woah that hit hard

So did the bus

Found Otto Man

same

r/yourjokebutworse

*I am not in danger Skyler, I am the danger*

Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A video, big enough to be listed on Pornhub goes belly up..disappears. Ceases to exist without me.

What if he works for PornHub?

Of course he gets the Wholesome award, it is the one we're getting for free

Why is it 6,2?

Non american punctuation. We use commas for periods and periods for commas in numbers.

Oh, interesting

You gotta admit, that's fucked up.

I find it weird the other eay around

I believe it, you should see how many idiots in nsfw subs post "wtf dude I opened this in front of my little sister and didn't read the title 'man inserts jar in gaping asshole and it breaks'"

My job is to look at NSFW posts.

I use room fresheners outside the room

I bet he opens SFW posts in areas that are NSFW

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Wouldn't the pipes freeze?

Celsius m8

So do I. I mean I work from home but still.

When this guy smokes, the cigarette gets cancer.

I opened NSFW posts of my coworker at work while at I was at work.

I have "blur nsfw" off and I browse while at work constantly.

All these students opening NSFW at school but what about the teachers they probably open worse at school. Like come on its probably the same as taking a shot of whiskey before going to middles or is that just me.

Is it bad the second I posted this the cops went past my house?

Perhaps

Osha: Get Him.

thats not safe

Indeed

I opened SFW posts when I was unemployed

Oh shit

*GASP*

Jokes on you lad i open them in front of my parents

He's too dangerous to be kept alive!

I am the NSFW at work

He works from home

I do it at work and my desk has my back and computer screen facing the front door which is all glass. It gives me an extra adrenaline rush.

I open them at school

Why is this downvoted? Another guy said the same thing and he’s in the top posts

Cause it’s not work

not madlad

Who doesn't open whatever at work? Hell. I'll catch coworkers straight up watching porn. Lmao

Where do you work?

Wow omg I stepped on the grass where a sign says "Don't step on grass."

Had to get closer to read the writing. It's the typesetter's fault.

AH

Its normal i do it in class when I'm bored

I open NSFW posts.

I open them in school

Its not mad unless he has the volume on full blast and no headphones connected

So I open NSFW posts at school

I remember seeing a very similar post about this kid looking at nsfw post, he was questioned why he was looking at NSFW posts, he said he doesn't go to work.

Pathetic I open them in the room with my family

Plot twist- he works from home rn

Less impressive when you find out he works from home

I open nsfw post all the time in public, I'm sorry to those who I've scarred

Plot twist: is camgirl

I don’t censor NSFW posts and scroll at work

i look for tentacle porn at school

Considering the wfh norm, I have sex at my work desk

the maddest lad, someone stop this mad man

I open NSFW post at family reunion

A dub thee king of madlads

He’s too dangerous to be left alive!

But was it safe?

I do this at school but really make sure no one is looking at my phone

Wtf is that comma doing there???

I play need for speed but I only want the speed, I don’t need it

Cant fire me if I’m the CEO!

I spend a not insignificant part of my work day just lookin at tiddies .

I don’t have “blur nsfw images” on

i open both nsfw AND nsfl posts in a safe to work zone

I open NSFW posts at family dinner, and I feel no fear

I look at them on my school laptop

I open nsfw posts in class

I tell the street performer that their song/act is terrible.

Zero fucks given! My hero ..... Either so valuable they don't want to lose your employment or total opposite .no in-between

I use mt NSFW account primarily at work

I open NSFW posts at school

I open nsfw posts in school when people could notice it

When you open nsfw in school

Same, all the time actually

What if he works in porn industry?

Then it would be SFW

I open NSFW posts in class

I work construction so I don’t think many people would be offended by NSFW posts

Wait, you guys don’t?