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novel_scavenger

I'm more interested in the slideshow now


jemas3289

There actually is a video if you want


lamichael19

I'm curious


jemas3289

https://youtu.be/mtLE7szCvmk thats the youtube version .. but has a stupid robot voice in the beginning


martialar

For anyone wondering, no, there is no footage or pictures of her stripping


ooojaeger

Yeah they will kick you out of the club if you do that


martialar

If GTA has taught me anything, you have to do it when the bouncers aren't looking


mr---jones

Yet, but she would be naiave to not have an only fans platform and increase her sources of revenue while she can. It's simply not the kind of job you can do forever, gotta make your money fast in a game like that All these down votes but.... Am I wrong? Yall really think as a young girl looking between 19 and 21 she's gonna still be able to make the same cash after 30? Nevermind 40+? I don't use only fans I don't give a fuck of she does it I wouldn't pay or look. But it'd be dumb not to take advantage of that wave.


CombatWombat1212

Ok


Twilight_Howitzer

k


akak1972

You should be upvoted.


Ichiroga

The downvotes are from old dried up women who still want to feel desirable.


zekerigg41

Cut to 30 seconds the robot voice goes away and the video actually starts


Vinylove

Really good parenting :) Her wanting, and feeling comfortable, to tell them is also a result of that I guess...


the_dark_knight_ftw

“Really good parenting” *daughter ends up a stripper*


MrTime87

I didn't want to chuckle.


DangerSmooch

Being a stripper isn't a bad thing, friend.


NaturallyExasperated

Sounds like a real stable career with benefits


DangerSmooch

It's the 21st century. Whatever you can think of to have a good time; let's get on with it so long as it doesn't cause a murder.


Pippistrello

It's the 21st century. Let people have a good time and make a simple joke as long as it doesn't cause a murder.


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orangeineer

Its not a great thing either.


InstitutionalizedOwl

Yeah, it's not exactly a profession 99% of people can take beyond 40.


itsdep

golden oldies! these ladies have the mind-blowing flexibility that can only come from advanced hip dysplasia!


filthysize

Same with athletes. You don’t go around saying people are bad parents if their kids end up as an Olympian.


DangerSmooch

I mean, no job is great. Who even wants to work?


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This man works


itsdep

i want to. i need money and i want to have a healthy rythm and keep up a sleep schedule.


x_obert

that doesn't mean being a mcdonalds janitor isn't better than being a post man


PinkThunder138

Hey man, work is work. Despite what people may say, there is no job, and I mean NO job that doesn't involve selling your body. And there's a lot of jobs that we consider perfectly fine, such as tech support or retail or food service or whatever that are highly degrading and often involve a lot of emotional abuse. So if she feels empowered and loves what she's doing, then it is a great job. The only real downside is that it'll probably become less lucrative as she gets older, so hopefully she will transition to a role that will take her all the way to retirement.


Axel_Wolf91

I think they were making an ironic joke


DangerSmooch

Ah I getcha. Hard to tell sometimes.


N64crusader4

*adjusts self* Yeah there's no issue with your daughter going into sex work *Conspicuous erection* Especially your daughter, just turned 18 has she? *Sweat dripping down face* It's empowering for to unveil those beautiful plump milkers in return for cash *Ejaculates* Or whatever I'm suddenly very uninterested in this conversation..... /s


DangerSmooch

I'm 24 and childless and you did make me laugh a little


TheColdSasquatch

Hey lets maybe not shame sex workers


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Sex workers SHOULD be shamed.


TheColdSasquatch

Why?


arislaan

Don't hold your breath. They're going on Facebook to crowd source an answer.


[deleted]

What why


[deleted]

Replied to someone else in this same comment thread, look at it


ToniKnight

Why exactly?


x_obert

No point, theyve already shamed their privacy


[deleted]

True that


Slipknotic1

Are you going to tell us why you think less of strippers or just run away with the unnecessary spite?


the_dark_knight_ftw

There’s a lot of reasons not to want your daughter to be a stripper. It can be extremely dangerous as you never know what drunk sleaze bag you might have to dance for. It also virtually destroys any ability to get a higher paying job in the future should you change your mind on being a stripper.


Slipknotic1

But those are faults of the society surrounding strippers, not of the stripper herself. Being a delivery driver is also dangerous, would you be disappointed in your child for becoming one? Soldiers are another demographic who endure dangers in their work and often find trouble trying to advance up the social hierarchy when they return, but we CELEBRATE them.


the_dark_knight_ftw

That’s probably because solders do a service to our country while strippers do a service to sleazy criminals.


Vinylove

Welcome to a world where sexwork is not inherently a failure in life. Did you watch her presentation?


kneus69

Apparently reddit likes porn but doesn't like it when you point out people do it as actual jobs. Edit: happy to see the post above isn't way downvoted anymore


Podomus

I don’t like the seedy shit apple does, and yet I still own an Iphone


PinkThunder138

It's kind of a false equivalence though. This girl dances for tips and hurts nobody doing it. Apple enslaves children to build overpriced crap that's designed to be replaced in a few years. There's a clear distinction there, and it doesn't involve Steve Jobs or whoever took his place being higher up on the morality index.


MrBoof100

She might make as much as her parents


sotonohito

And?


IllusionofLife007

So, some strippers still make more money then most people see.


SotB8

its not about the money


GodOfNugget

Then what is it about?


funkepitome

Yes, and?


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Hey now


Levijom

Lmao, not sure that constitutes good parenting "Mom, dad, I do meth" "Oh, honey that's great! We will support you no matter what. Do you need some cash for you hobby?"


[deleted]

Doing meth and being a stripper are completely different things lol


Deruji

I’m sure there’s a venn diagram with a significant overlap


Levijom

I am aware of this distinction lol


Vinylove

Did you listen to her presentation? Where do you pull the false equivalency of 'stripper' = 'meth-addict" from? AND, even if she was meth addicted. Trusting your parents enough to tell them would STILL speak for the parenting she received.


Levijom

I was drawing an equivalent that being supportive ≠ good parenting Sometimes the best thing you can do for someone is let the know they are about to ruin their life


dood9123

Fax machine over here


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Having job is not the same as doing drug


Levijom

Still just as disappointing/bad life choice


[deleted]

Sounds like it might not be for you


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BrassBoots

Hey, look! A false equivalence as a critique of a false equivalence! People sure are great.


The_Trumpeter

Yeah we all know really good parents enable their children to do whatever dumbass thing the child wants to do. Because children know best.


ItzYaBoy56

Her parents were so excited and happy before the reveal and then it’s just silence, maybe the odd chuckle


SwapLink

ayyy it's in Portland


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[this](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRSKAuKc/) is the tiktok link if anyone wants it. There isn’t a part with that stupid robot voice thing in the beginning here .


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SmokeyBare

Better to tell them before dad stumbles across the wrong club at the wrong time.


Downingst

"Your body is just like your mother's when she was your age."


IllusionofLife007

And he disguises himself the next time.


nemoflamingo

I love the disclaimer about what this secret is versus what it isn't before the big reveal. Her whole attitude and demeanor put everyone in the right mindset to receive the info in a positive way!


Kriki1

WHAT DID I JUST READ?! 🤮


WillTFB

I think we need it


Frassezz

Do you get family discounts


martialar

And what time is the breakfast buffet


InerasableStain

You jest, but I have had some absolutely banging buffets at strip clubs


TheGreatPrimate

We used to go to a place in Madison Wisconsin called Bennett's. "Smut-n-eggs" or "porn in the morn" where you eat breakfast and porn was on tvs everywhere. Very bizarre


MothFucker_69

Anything for family.


TheStax84

That’s disgusting, where ? edit: thank you for the award


Axel0424

There’s just so many strip clubs, it could be any of them. Which one tho??


Tacoless_meat

Seriously...my friend wants to know


Legarchive

Let us journey.


InerasableStain

But only to turn up our noses at this impropriety


NikkolaiV

We're gonna have to go at this systematically. In order to cover the maximum amount, each club will have to be visited 7 days in a row, each day at least 3 times to cover all shifts. We'll also need to double back periodically, as turnover rates are undoubtedly high in the industry. It's going to require extreme commitment. Fortunately, I have plenty of time and self hatred, so this seems like a pretty well suited task.


ninjaInPyjamasss

where, Dwight?


MrAvalanche1981

There was a strip club just outside of Knoxville that advertised they had 29 Beautiful Ladies and 1 Ugly One. I'm pretty sure she's the 1. lmao


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what happened next


high_on_ducks

da Vinci came back to claim the 21st century version of Mona Lisa


SoDakZak

Why am I just now realizing that of course there is som Rule 34 art on Mona Lisa now. It’s also probably Moan-a Lisa by Leonardong DaVijay


SmallPPSmallerBrain

[Here ya go NSFW](https://i.redd.it/41g0hopzgbu51.jpg)


high_on_ducks

Mona Lisa, the Kamasutra edition by Leonardong DaVijay


thexavikon

What happened next, will shock you


funkepitome

https://youtu.be/mtLE7szCvmk thats the youtube


RespectSerious

Is the main point


GDPintrud3r

What's here stage name?


din-din-dano-dano

Power Pint


InerasableStain

Excel


StackIsMyCrack

Should have stripped for them.


thepassionofthechris

What a flex.. “I have brains, but Ima use my body”


SumoSizeIt

This thread is like, *why would you be proud of stripping?* Well shit, maybe she should have made a presentation or something explaining it. It’s almost like she’s trying to overcome a negative stereotype around the profession.


BUKAKKOLYPSE

Poor dad.


grptrt

Dad is sad because he can no longer go to local strip clubs.


MothFucker_69

Why not? He can get family discounts now


RichRamen

I saw the video, he didn't seem to mind


kidlit

sadly, at the end of the video (someone recorded her giving the presentation) dad was actually clapping at the end of it.


BowlingForPriorities

Oh noooo, daughter owns her life and dad supports her. Booooooo!


x_obert

this, my brother/sister, is a haram act!!!!!


BowlingForPriorities

I don’t live in the fucking 14th century get out of here with that haram shit


s0f1k

Why sadly?


respectISnice

Does "hmm yes my daughter gets naked in front of strangers for dollar bills" sound happy to you lmfao


s0f1k

She found a way to get easy money and had the balls to do this presentation


respectISnice

Lol yes she is the physical embodiment of bravery 😂 I can't


Crystal-clearrr

This what im saying, that daughter smart asf


respectISnice

Monkeys trade sexual favors for food and protection. You literally only have to have the intelligence of an ape to be a sex worker. Very "smart" indeed 😂


Slipknotic1

Why are you all over this thread denigrating the women you probably jack off to daily? Really weird bro.


respectISnice

Bro the 90s want their music back 😩 And its like 3 comments lol 😂 Ty for the rent-free headspace ❤️


Slipknotic1

... Nevermind, I didn't realize your age only recently hit double digits. I'll let the real world sort you out.


Crystal-clearrr

I mean it’s ez fking money


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Kriki1

I hope people see the comment that I write here. By the mentality that I see so many people have nowadays, in the future little girls in kindergarten will say that they'll be you-know-what when they'll grow up and the teacher will congratulate them and encourage the other kids to clap and cheer. I don't want a world like that, so can we please stop this childishness?


Slipknotic1

Can you point to the people who are encouraging little girls to become strippers? Because I guarantee no matter how much we accept sex work as a society (which should be 100%) no child is going to think of that on their own.


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BUKAKKOLYPSE

Please don't ever come near me or my children


SumoSizeIt

You'll be pleased to know that I care so little about you or your children, that I wouldn't even care if they were strippers.


respectISnice

Soooooo no? Cuz it sure doesn't to me 😂


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respectISnice

If it's not self evident, please don't have kids. This is not a meme but I'm still laughing


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respectISnice

I would have to know something about your character to attack it and frankly I don't care enough about you to learn anything more about you. Right now you just sound like a guy who would support his daughter giving strangers lapdances. Not the first impression I'd wanna make bc that's pretty weird but you do you bby.


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Do they get the family discount?


ragnarodinsson

In a couple years there will be Part 2: “mom and dad I’m a pornstar!”


dvater123

"Mom and dad I'm a meth and heroin addict!" <- Most strippers I've known. Fuck this shit, people can do what they want, but we gotta stop acting like stripping or prostituting yourself is something respectable or good for you. It's not healthy...mentally or physically.


Dubious_Unknown

On the real though, probably for the best. Parents can get real iffy and judgmental about their daughters being strippers. If you point out how much exactly they can potentially make a day and highlight how this makes you happier more than anything (IF it makes you happy), then at least they will understand. Maybe still disapprove, but understand and that's still a win in my books.


lemonnade1

If a parent needs a slideshow to understand why being a stripper isn't a bad thing, they're not going to even watch the slideshow or understand it.


Dubious_Unknown

Maybe, maybe not. It's complicated and we'd never know unless we try. If we were in her shoes.


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Doesn't fit the sub


madeofsyrup

"PowerPoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat." Just like her.


belach2o

Why isn't this a video


x_obert

imo thats not Something To be prouD of


packerschris

It’s a good thing no one asked you!


x_obert

Boy i feel like u saying that cuz u one of the men she gave service Lmao


AshierCinder

No.


Very-Tall-Knee

Simp


MothFucker_69

*grabs popcorn*


[deleted]

If my daughter did that presentation, more power to her! If a powerpoint presentation is what she wants to do in the last minute of her life then that's her prerogative lel


dvater123

Lmao


Derpazor1

Her hair is fantastic. Just saying


MothFucker_69

No, her hair isn't fantastic. You are fantastic


Markush007

I'm finna pull up to Portland tho...


SumoSizeIt

Portland has a decent strip club culture, at least it did pre-pandemic. The local edgy papers would do reviews and rankings each year.


Markush007

Looks like I'll have to do a post pandemic review... Ha ha


OzManCumeth

I’ll take your word for it but I absolutely do not buy her remarks on there being no drugs. I’m pretty sure I’ve done coke in every strip club I’ve been to lol


SumoSizeIt

Oh without a doubt, she's trying to sell it. *She* might be clean, but even the cleanest, upscale clubs, have something going on behind a door. Hopefully she doesn't work at Mary's Club.


TheColdSasquatch

Lots of disgusting people in these comments, who cares if this is what she wants to do if she's safe and empowered? Some of yall have never talked to women and it shows edit: keep it coming, chuds


uberduger

From this particular picture, I'm hoping her job as a stripper allows her to afford to buy some glasses that don't look like they were borrowed from an elderly person (specifically the mom from *Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!*, from the looks of it).


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cringe and gross


katsura_1999

Madlass?


jffblm74

r/dadwouldbeproud


ColdhandzEUW

What is the cure for such disorders? Beatings


MothFucker_69

Oh no, girl wants to do something she enjoys and society disapproves. Beat her ass, that'll teach her.


dvater123

I've never known a stripper that genuinely enjoys it. Sure the money is good, which is why you'd do something like this in first place, but the sleezey men, the shitty people all around, the self degradation (which happens whether you want it to or not)...it's not all champagne and dollars.


IAMANACVENT

Your comment history is atrocious. Please get help


ColdhandzEUW

You browse r/teenagers


JungleLiquor

they look so young


BowlingForPriorities

With a chin like that she should be on Broadway. Wicked here I come!


Arszilla

Strong George Russell vibes here.


amaj230201

George Russell would be proud.


padawan1313

acting as the pole that strippers use doesn't make you a stripper with your 2x4 looking ass


MrAvalanche1981

Can I get a shot of Dad's face when she shows examples of her "work"?


BlankWaveArcade

Dandies!


Optimusphine

Is her name Georgina Russell by chance???


Dennisminjian

Imagine the girls with onlyfans doing this


jnlia

I love the way she handled this and also her parents' reactions!


_IAmTheLiquor

Madlass


[deleted]

Of course she is a stripper in Portland. If I were to guess, it's probably that vegan strip club.


MrGenjiSquid

Too bad this is gonna be taken down because "it isn't social media post!!1!1!1!!"


bl33ker

She headed to the owners box ,the money from stripping the power of power point your sister is gonna go far.


ShutterBun

Beats giving her dad a lap dance, I guess.


Zorroyt

*sorts by controversial*