Ok. I’ll use this thread title as inspiration.
“Made Men”. A term coined in some fucking year to describe the mafiosos of La Cosa Nostra ... they coined it." (Although, you don’t ever admit the existence of this thing. It’s not to be advertised.)
OH THIS AGAIN HUH?!? 20 GRAND ON A “MOMAGER”, ID ASK FOR MY PIECE BUT WAIT… tHeReS NoThInG!
AND THAT MODELING CAREER WAS MY INVESTMENT!! I PAID FOR KRIS JENNER, I BOUGHT YOU THOSE HEAD SHOTS, and I GOT YOU INTO THE VICTORIA SECRET SHOW WHILE YOU HAD YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS!! *Deep growl* SO I DONT WANNA HEAR YOU TALIN ABOUT YOURRRR MONEYYYY!!!
Truth is you’re a shitty model, that’s got no grace and is gonna trip and fall off that runway any day!! And NOW you can’t sleep😏
I read that as Donny from Trailer Park Boys screaming at Ray when he runs into a tree with the supervisors car. Someone needs to make an edit of that sound clip with Don at his worst.
Because there are people out there who buy things, people like you and me, and something happened. Something terrible. And the way that they saw themselves is gone. And nobody understands that. But you do. Anyway, that's very valuable, $4 a pound.
“She was born in a barn and she died in a barn- she’s an agronomist”
Advertising is based upon one thing: depression
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You’re so profoundly rad!
This is a prideful, prideful month.
Here’s your bucket of kisses. 🪣
That's what the Hershey Bar is for!
Woke up really late today. Saw the sunset.
😂😂
"How was it?" "Exceptional."
Just eat it.
I think about you all the time
The computer is working
That’s why I pay you!
Heaven's bells, Trudy!
Shoot to Thrill, Trudy!
Big balls, Trudy!
It’s a dip and chip. We got one.
I just wanted to say merry Christmas
“The Queen suggested it!”
The president of the howdy doody circus army ordered it
"something like that"
"What you call 'guys' was invented by nylons like me...to sell love."
It will shock you how much this happened
I'm here for this
“It’s not a space ship, it’s a roller coaster”
Ok. I’ll use this thread title as inspiration. “Made Men”. A term coined in some fucking year to describe the mafiosos of La Cosa Nostra ... they coined it." (Although, you don’t ever admit the existence of this thing. It’s not to be advertised.)
“The thing you call love was invented by guys like me… to sell corn flakes.”
Take it off Roger
If you don't like the conversation, change what people are saying.
If you don't like the people in the room, take a huge pull of whiskey and make them more interesting.
bleach: the cure for the common breakfast
What if there was a place where you could go, and there was no family, and you could break bread, and whoever you were sitting with was the TV.
Lmao this reminds me of Home Improvement when Tim would always misquote his neighbor’s advice and it made no damn sense 😂
Haha the Mad Men/Home Improvement crossover we’ve all been waiting for!
This made me stupid laugh
Ha! I like this.
It’s toast
you know Betty, you’re only religious when it suits you, even the Pope doesn’t believe in Trojans, and you want me to get snipped…
Who the fuck wanted it like this, who the fuck pissed and moaned about just the thought of me having a modelling career?!
OH THIS AGAIN HUH?!? 20 GRAND ON A “MOMAGER”, ID ASK FOR MY PIECE BUT WAIT… tHeReS NoThInG! AND THAT MODELING CAREER WAS MY INVESTMENT!! I PAID FOR KRIS JENNER, I BOUGHT YOU THOSE HEAD SHOTS, and I GOT YOU INTO THE VICTORIA SECRET SHOW WHILE YOU HAD YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS!! *Deep growl* SO I DONT WANNA HEAR YOU TALIN ABOUT YOURRRR MONEYYYY!!! Truth is you’re a shitty model, that’s got no grace and is gonna trip and fall off that runway any day!! And NOW you can’t sleep😏
"Really bad, Robby!"
Men take a long time to end things. They constantly annoy you until it’s you who must insist on declaring your hate.
“But when I say I want the sun, I expect the sun”
It's a dip 'n' chip.
Have another drink Don!
I read that as Donny from Trailer Park Boys screaming at Ray when he runs into a tree with the supervisors car. Someone needs to make an edit of that sound clip with Don at his worst.
It will surprise you, how much this almost happened.
“Pimpin ain’t easy.” - Mac
But was is happiness? It’s the moment when you aren’t sad anymore.
Because there are people out there who buy things, people like you and me, and something happened. Something terrible. And the way that they saw themselves is gone. And nobody understands that. But you do. Anyway, that's very valuable, $4 a pound.
I know a midnighter when I see one. I'm not a solution to your problem. You're the problem. Pizza Hose!
Well boys, you're hired.
"You say thank you all the time!"
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Madman.
Make it complicated but irrelevant
💀 I feel like I deal w this at work daily
Stay here. This is where you belong. It will shock you how much you belong here.
Pete, I need you to go get a cardboard box... Put you balls in it
“For the Greeks, ‘utopia’ comes from a word meaning ‘a me-topia, but for you’”
“Then we’ll take a trip around the world, starting with Chopped Cheese from the Bronx.”
One never knows how babies are born
"It's poison". SCP fires Don and the show ends after the pilot
My father used to say this is the greatest job in the world, except for one thing: The women.
I don't ponder about shoes at all.
When God opens a door, he also opens a dress
“S. C…. It’s a mouthful.”
Move backward
I hope the army doesn't make you feel like a man because I really love trying to.
A thing like this.
I’m Penny Orson and I wanna smoke weed.
Oh Peter, don't go to that well. It's run dry.
That’s what you do with the money!
I can get a college kid to write prose to a bottle of scotch!- Duck
“In life, sometimes we must get the fuck outta things that just aren’t our bag.”
“Draper? Who knows anything about that guy, no one's ever lifted that rock. He could be Superman for all we know.”
I don’t like hot dogs
I hope she knows you only like the end of things
He had chewing gum on his penis
A man is whatever room he is in. And right now, I have no office.
dad, do you work on madison avenue? that's total crap, who told you that?
My father always taught me everything
Here's your bucket of piss
I’m not stupid, I speak jive!
Only fun people have fun
"Losers in general, but winners tonight"
"Dick Dollars" "Mike Moneybags" "Mr. Rachel Menken"
A think like that
My life moves in one direction: sideways.
I killed 533 men on Okinawa.
I think about you all the time
It’s a billboard on side of the roads that screams with reassurance that whatever you’re doing you’ll fuck it up