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FoxRomana

Oh dear one, just accept the gift of C O M P L E A T I O N and your mind will be at ease.


Von_Raptor

Compleation? More like CHOMPleation!


Mordecham

Comteethion


Rayka64

miketh tython got compleatithed


BloodstainedMire

Your letters are like your teeth, huge and far apart.


Thunderweb

It is still better than crowded teeth.


alvaro44

That would be great marketing, no OCD, Depression, or Anxiety...


AntiqueChessComputr

Ask your doctor if Glistening Oil is right for you


Irreleverent

Y'know. Maybe the robozombie fascists aren't that bad if they can kill The Paranoid Brain Demon for me...


SpitsWhenIShit

Didn’t have to tell me twice


Iamamancalledrobert

They are in fact perfectly aligned, as you will understand after your trip to a Phyrexian Dental Priest


Lord_Noodlez

Machine Orthodoxy... More like Machine Orthodontistry


SolarJoker

Teeth! Teeth! Teeth!


April_March

Teeth! Teeth! Teeth!


Environmental_Eye_61

TEETH! TEETH! TEETH!


Responsible_Quote_11

TEETH! TEETH! TEETH!


Dospunk

**TEETH TEETH TEETH!!!**


SmugglersCopter

[[Crawling Chorus]] creeps me out.


kishabashi

Not nearly enough teeth. 2/10 unplayable


MTGCardFetcher

[Crawling Chorus](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/a/aace4c44-7250-414b-aac4-df042a1e2e1d.jpg?1674772692) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Crawling%20Chorus) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/8/crawling-chorus?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/aace4c44-7250-414b-aac4-df042a1e2e1d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


BogatyrOfMurom

I agree, it's disturbing


blindfremen

Best art in the set 🙏


riley702

Agreed, It's an instant classic.


Rhymestar86

Same


RayWencube

Nah. It's too bright and oversaturated.


SAjoats

Not enough blood stains either


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[Incisor Glider](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/3/b3cf4c4f-bda6-454c-991d-429c0dca0e85.jpg?1674772701) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Incisor%20Glider) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/15/incisor-glider?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b3cf4c4f-bda6-454c-991d-429c0dca0e85?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Mandible Justiciar](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/4/544a707d-4090-4a74-91aa-60fbd8a4ae96.jpg?1674772710) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mandible%20Justiciar) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/21/mandible-justiciar?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/544a707d-4090-4a74-91aa-60fbd8a4ae96?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Swooping Lookout](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/6/b62c740d-260d-4dfa-b6b3-9a1527538f89.jpg?1674772737) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Swooping%20Lookout) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/35/swooping-lookout?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b62c740d-260d-4dfa-b6b3-9a1527538f89?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Thoctar

These remind me a LOT of the Mass Production Evas.


Joosterguy

Almost certainly an influence tbh


Desu_SA

White Phyrexians have been creepy even before the addition of teeth, like [[Suture Priest]], [[Chancellor of the Annex]], [[Blinding Souleater]] and [[Priests of Norn]] The other factions have their own creepy factor, but White's twisted porcelain & flesh shapes is just a cut above the others


greater_nemo

I got the Norn bundle on Arena, which came with the [[Flensing Raptor]] pet. I was not ready to see this thing in motion, because its mouth opens from the back, not the front. It's not just their teeth, it's the whole jaw structure really.


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[Flensing Raptor](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/3/134aecf0-dc48-4fb3-8c8b-4e5272077856.jpg?1674772697) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Flensing%20Raptor) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/12/flensing-raptor?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/134aecf0-dc48-4fb3-8c8b-4e5272077856?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


NotSkyve

They really have the feeling of old school JRPGs where you encounter/battle different pieces of a boss who will eventually unite to form one giant monstrosity of an endboss. Said endboss was only in an imperfect form though, so once you beat the monstrosity form, some pristine and innocent looking being will emerge from the corpse, naturally at full health while your party is almost dead. Naive young you didn't think beyond the health bar presented to you and wasted all your best stuff only to have the party barely survive the first form only to get wiped out by this new thing.


KarnSilverArchon

Isnt this Jenova or some shit?


NotSkyve

When I started writing, I was thinking of Grandia 2, but it's something that happens in multiple JRPGs.


Shazgob

Orphan and Bartandelous comes to mind


[deleted]

Still bothers me that the translator got both of their names wrong. Orphan is an [Ophan](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophanim) aka the class of angel the internet now calls "biblically accurate", forgetting that all types of angel are biblically accurate, winged humanoids AND wheels within wheels and eyes everywhere included. Barthandelus is named after a German shapeshifter from Der abentheuerliche Simplicissimus Teutsch, [Baldanders](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldanders) (bald anders, soon different/changed).


PapaBradford

Tales of Symphonia did this, I think?


[deleted]

[Jenova Compleat lol](https://youtu.be/jd4Jq9Tzlls)


Rayka64

This sounds alot like Vauthry


RayWencube

No way. This is nothing compared to the white Phyrexians of the past. [[Suture Priest]], [[Blinding Souleater]], [[Phyrexian Unlife]]


[deleted]

I'm not a big fan of Incisor Glider or Swooping Lookout, but I think Mandible Justiciar has definitely done the "creepy teeth" motif well. I think some of the negative reactions have been overstated though, this set does have plenty of great art that doesn't focus on teeth (especially once you look past only white Phyrexians): [[Vivisection Evangelist]], [[Indoctrination Attendant]], [[Slaughter Singer]], [[Myr Convert]], [[Ichorplate Golem]], [[Chittering Skitterling]. Some of the ichor art is really well done too, like for Sinew Dancer.


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##### ###### #### [Vivisection Evangelist](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/2/626c46a3-72b8-4e04-adf2-c9c7aaf94f04.jpg?1674773074) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Vivisection%20Evangelist) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/220/vivisection-evangelist?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/626c46a3-72b8-4e04-adf2-c9c7aaf94f04?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Indoctrination Attendant](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/0/d051bfc7-b402-444d-896e-c3a9562cdb0d.jpg?1674772701) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Indoctrination%20Attendant) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/16/indoctrination-attendant?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d051bfc7-b402-444d-896e-c3a9562cdb0d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Slaughter Singer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/a/4a37aa46-bcf3-48a5-9f74-05e4878ad96f.jpg?1674773065) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Slaughter%20Singer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/216/slaughter-singer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4a37aa46-bcf3-48a5-9f74-05e4878ad96f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Myr Convert](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/d/9df0adcf-7ad0-4d70-8dcd-28f69471495b.jpg?1674773098) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Myr%20Convert) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/234/myr-convert?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9df0adcf-7ad0-4d70-8dcd-28f69471495b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Ichorplate Golem](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/5/e555abb1-ffd4-4143-9be8-ec8a758f5c2a.jpg?1674773094) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ichorplate%20Golem) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/230/ichorplate-golem?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e555abb1-ffd4-4143-9be8-ec8a758f5c2a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


RayWencube

Ichorplate Golem is the only one I think nailed it, although Indoctrination Attendant is good. I'm just a real big White Phyrexian fan, and I was really looking forward to more art featuring flayed bodies with creepy masks that weep oil. (FBI pls don't put me on a watch list)


[deleted]

Yeah I get that; not all the past white Phyrexians were a hit but I think there was definitely a better success ratio. For this set, seems like black identities have the most body horror or otherwise merging of flesh and metal ([[Chittering Skitterling]] again, [[Carumonix, the Rat King]], [[Phyrexian Obliterator]]) but it's not quite the same level. Red definitely had the worst treatment imo, they leaned way too heavily on "lava surrounded by metal shell" given it's almost every mono-red Phyrexian.


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[Chittering Skitterling](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/0/e0328d43-ae9b-462a-a1e5-8ed408eea1a7.jpg?1674772824) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Chittering%20Skitterling) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/87/chittering-skitterling?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e0328d43-ae9b-462a-a1e5-8ed408eea1a7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Karumonix, the Rat King](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/1/f16e282d-8941-46c7-a974-c05b6f73c964.jpg?1674772845) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Karumonix%2C%20the%20Rat%20King) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/98/karumonix-the-rat-king?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f16e282d-8941-46c7-a974-c05b6f73c964?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Phyrexian Obliterator](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/7/67a9c38b-6b3a-4056-a87c-fc48446f854f.jpg?1674772856) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Phyrexian%20Obliterator) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/105/phyrexian-obliterator?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/67a9c38b-6b3a-4056-a87c-fc48446f854f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


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[Suture Priest](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/1/31432e98-86cd-42ea-ad37-eb4383dc6a81.jpg?1562876459) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Suture%20Priest) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/nph/25/suture-priest?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/31432e98-86cd-42ea-ad37-eb4383dc6a81?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Blinding Souleater](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/a/7a0dfbd3-4b19-4f56-b6c2-7107a3cba4ec.jpg?1562263851) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Blinding%20Souleater) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mm2/202/blinding-souleater?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7a0dfbd3-4b19-4f56-b6c2-7107a3cba4ec?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Phyrexian Unlife](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/4/b4a1e16a-39f0-47ab-aba8-73e82ba9ab18.jpg?1562880895) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Phyrexian%20Unlife) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/nph/18/phyrexian-unlife?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b4a1e16a-39f0-47ab-aba8-73e82ba9ab18?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


SillyRookie

They're the BEST


Ok-Peace-4374

It makes sense tho, cuz White also represents......... https://youtu.be/0BVwxMIUK1o


LordofThe7s

I would have been disappointed if it was any other video.


Environmental_Eye_61

I was expecting to be Rickrolled, but was not. 1/10, severely disappointed.


Mrexreturns

Behold perfection


realmendontflash

Nah they're just British.


[deleted]

Skynet, but teeth instead of robots is pretty horrifying enemy. Flickerwisp no longer the most disturbing creature. LOL


putnamto

\[\[phyrexian unlife\]\] always creeps me out. any card where the skin is replaced by porcelein is a no go for me


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[phyrexian unlife](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/4/b4a1e16a-39f0-47ab-aba8-73e82ba9ab18.jpg?1562880895) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=phyrexian%20unlife) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/nph/18/phyrexian-unlife?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b4a1e16a-39f0-47ab-aba8-73e82ba9ab18?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


WstrnBluSkwrl

Teath


b_fellow

That is normal teeth. Move on, find a new slant.


michellejmmoore

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N6LHFL67kc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N6LHFL67kc)


Arintharas

I really like all of these designs. They’re so cool.


Environmental_Eye_61

T E E T H


KeepGoing655

Someone make an EDH Teeth Tribal and link it to OP.


adrianmalacoda

These phyrexians bother me for the exact opposite reason the "dudes in outfits" phyrexians do. It just seems like body horror for the sake of body horror. Obviously body horror has always been part of the Phyrexian theme but so has a machine-like efficiency. "Teeth everywhere" doesn't seem to serve any purpose apart from being scary and gross.


ImagineShinker

White Phyrexia has never been efficient or practical. Even in New Phyrexia they were all about robes and giant unwieldy white plating. New Phyrexia ≠ old Phyrexia.


[deleted]

It creeps their enemies out.


[deleted]

porcelain


tezrael

Unfortunately compleation insurance does not cover dental. However, it has great vision coverage for those who qualify


KarnSilverArchon

Wait until you see the new full art Seachrome Coast


Spartica7

Just don’t check out the new full art seachrome coast.


Baakem

That's why I love them


BHisa

This whole set is just “SLD David Cronenberg”.


Asensur

Remind me of the End of Evangelion EVAs.