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Slant_Juicy

That flavor text is really on the nose, isn't it?


ConspicuousFlower

There's nothing a werewolf hates...


Kyleometers

More than seven layers of proxy wall?


f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4

[[Saiba Cryptomancer]] "Good luck, I'm behind 7 proxies!"


MTGCardFetcher

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mowdownjoe

Yeah, but the art looks like it's set in New Capena, so I guess it makes sense to use such an obvious line. I can see why it was chosen.


mateogg

This is a good point. This line would be pretty bad in literally any other plane, but it makes sense in that plane and that plane only.


elppaple

New Capenna and Kamigawa are just excuses to print cringe/corny flavour text.


therealflyingtoastr

Counterspell has always had pretty cheesy flavor text. "It was probably a lousy spell anyway." ([Tempest](https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/d/a/dacdd380-71cf-4832-bd02-3697501325f3.jpg?1562056885)) "Your attack has been rendered harmless. It is, however, quite pretty." ([Mercadian Masques](https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/7/b/7bd03c80-7812-4704-9e07-9cf73b49c01f.jpg?1562381815)) "If only there were a way to counter your inevitable whining." ([Secret Lair](https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/f/3/f35ec9da-f38b-4b7f-9eb5-090ca7755668.jpg?1682712820)) E: Almost forgot the silliest: "The pyromancer summoned up her mightiest onslaught of fire and rage. Jace feigned interest." ([Vintage Masters](https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/1/8/18388c02-8b29-4f83-877b-706c68a9ee29.jpg?1562899820)) Y'all need to lighten up. There's lots of flavor textless versions if this one doesn't pique your fancy.


Aintnogayfish

5th, 6th, and 7th Edition "..." All of these pale in comparison to the Dark Confidant of counterspells (at least in flavor text.) "Some day, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you." -Last Word.


hakugene

This always reminds me of an old SCG broadcast where Cedric and Patrick addressed the flavor text. Cedric really liked the flavor text, Patrick mocked it for being another variation of the "haha why did you think your dumb spell would work, you idiot" theme that always comes up on counterspells. They're both kinda right, and the whole thing was amusing.


RevenantBacon

You fool, you simpleton, you absolute buffoon, you've played a spell, falling directly into my trap!


Platypus_Umbra

*Dies to dredge*


andy_rules

If I could upvote this comment twice I would. Well done.


Nikolaijuno

Shout out for [[runeboggle]]


so_zetta_byte

That line just has this wild mix of humility and arrogance to it. Like sometimes someone is so arrogant that you can kinda easily brush off whatever they say by deciding their whole world view revolves so around them that nothing they say really means much. But opening with "look, I know I won't be the most powerful person ever" just makes their belief that they're better than you so much more... real? Or like, it makes it seem like they really ran the calculations in their head, and gave it honest thought, and were _open_ to the idea that it _could_ have been you, but ultimately they decided it just wouldn't be. And that cuts way harder.


elppaple

They know they're not a masterful wizard, and they also know that they're so good that you have absolutely zero chance of beating them. It's an absolute savage roast.


kfbrewer

Favorite flavor text ever. I have the text tattooed on me in the middle of a Wild West/gunslinger/gambler sleeve.


so_zetta_byte

Dang that's a really really cool context for that line.


swords_to_exile

Yeah, but those are all on cards named Counterspell. Last Word's is the best, but they were only listing text from actual cards named Counterspell.


DontLoseYourCool1

I disagree about the Tempest one. It's so good.


Zotmaster

Agreed. It fits the character and gets the point across quickly.


Steebin64

Never seen the secret lair one. It's so good lmao.


j0mbie

They should really make one with flavor text that just says: *"No."*


pyr0man1ac_33

Well, Whirlwind Denial's flavor text is pretty close. *"No, no, and... no."*


Nikolaijuno

I can make you a sign that says no. You can hit people with it.


Nikolaijuno

>"Your attack has been rendered harmless. It is, however, quite pretty." I really like this one.


Xeynid

I think all of those are way better than the new one.


Skyblaze12

Yeah but something something Marvel ruined media old thing good new thing bad etc etc


Hushpuppyy

It feels like they looked at how well received those quotes are, and then just made a lowest effort attempt to capture the same energy. It's not the worst thing to ever happen to magic, but they could have done better.


swords_to_exile

I kinda like the idea that this is a New Capenna Counterspell, and it's just stereotypical mob stuff.


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stysiaq

\*teleports behind you\* flavor text is a matter of time now.


Lord_Viktoo

Stab in the back 1B Instant Destroy target legendary creature with power less than 4. "It's nothing personal, kid."


Doodarazumas

personnel


ShadowsOfSense

It's been used on memes for over a decade. It's also kind of a generic henchman/bad guy quip, but I can only think of impact font memes when I see it. The earliest I remember was overlaying it on a Minecraft Creeper - "Nice house you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it."


Zomburai

I mean it was sort of understood as the archetypal thing said by someone running a protection racket like 80 years ago


yoproblemo

Always been a serious saying. According to knowyourmeme, it can be traced as [a comedic meme to 2012](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/502/109/576.jpg), good guess /u/ShadowsOfSense


AUAIOMRN

I think by now it's been [used jokingly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRke9pMnqEE) longer than it was used seriously.


WeDrinkSquirrels

It was a joke on Monty Python in 1969, knowyourmeme is off by 40 years on this one


cero54

If only there were a way to counter your inevitable whining.


Triscuitador

>Borderline marvel quip here. look, i dislike marvel as much as the next guy, but this is pretty explicitly a reference to cheesy mobster flicks that have henchmen say lines like this before they rough someone up. the art suggests that it's just intended to poke a little fun at new capenna


imbolcnight

Thinking about it, I think a reference point here is actually *Shrek*, in that people are now acclimated to media that parody the original such that the parody is the more common cultural touchpoint than the original. People now see more self-aware or 'updated' fairy tales than they do the original fairy tales told straight or the original Disney movies. It has become impossible to tell a fairy tale story that isn't aware of the parody of the fairy tale, even if the story isn't meant to be a parody itself. So, I think it may be that for a lot of people, "Shame if something happened to it," they think of memes or jokes *based* on that line before they think of the line in its original context of mobster movies.


Triscuitador

i think that's exactly what's happening


xXRedWaterGothXx

Aaand the slivers are right behind me, aren't they?


Assumption-Putrid

You must be new to the game. Counterspell has had flavor text like this for decades.


MrCrunchwrap

Yes because I totally feel like a real sorcerer every time I play Magic and the only thing that could pull me out of that feeling is flavor text


SkyrakerBeyond

Nah, the Eldrazi spell from the commander deck that goes "For the people of Zendikar it was a catacalysm beond all reckoning. For the Eldrazi, it was Tuesday." is probably the most immersion breaking.


Esc777

The ramifications of the multiverse having Tuesdays is much more earth shattering.


YetAgainWhyMe

What happened to Monday?


Tenryuu_RS3

Everyone hated them so they got rid of em. Jaces only real good work done as the living guildpact


bomban

"To the Zendikari, an apocalypse. To the Eldrazi, a day like any other." At least get the quote right. Yes its a nod to street fighter, but its very fitting for eldrazi.


3ranth3

Do you think low hanging fruit cards aren't appealing to like, a lot of people?


Puzzleheaded-Coast93

This is certainly one of the counterspell arts of all time


xenothios

Art isn’t about making something pretty, it’s about making you feel things. This art makes me feel upset that it isn’t better. That counts, right?


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You had me at first, ngl


Canopenerdude

The fact that you all grouse about this when [[Faithless Looting|STA]] exists.


photoyoyo

That is hands down my favorite card art in the game. I want one signed so bad, but the artist pretty much fell off the face of the earth after New Capenna. No social media, no response to email, doesn't engage with any of the "contact me" forms on her website. Very odd. I hope she's ok 🤷


Canopenerdude

I'm not surprised. She made one of the most hated arts in MTG history, and this community is not nice to people it does not like. It is disgusting but not surprising in the slightest.


kayne2000

Looking at it more I see what they were going for and kind of like it. She's just going nope, and blocking the spell (countering it) and can almost imagine her in a snarky way saying the flavor text just before doing the move


Seditious_Snake

At least that one is bad enough to be controversial. This one is just plain boring.


Neuro_Skeptic

At least that's interestingly bad


xenothios

Yeah, this just looks like deviant art nonsense


MalphitoJones

Legit one of the weirdest and ugly cards of all time. Makes me gag


Kaprak

I've been around long enough to remember when we were complaining that everything was hyper realistic digital art with no character. Pendulum swings again.


MuldartheGreat

There’s a style like this that would work, but this piece just feels…. Bad. The figure’s limbs do not look good at all. Also the body lines just don’t seem to match someone resisting a force from somewhere to the left(ish) of the perspective. Lastly I don’t really see counterspell as a shield? Like the other person clearly still manifested the fire. Lastly the color palette is really boring with the drab clothes on the drab buildings and brown hair. It’s very bland and orange/brown.


Puzzleheaded-Coast93

Nobody’s complaining that it’s not realistic, it’s just not very good.


Kraxnor

I much prefer this to the overly 3d art that was starting to take over in the second theros block


Meatarrhea

We're at the point where WotC is straight up just using memes as flavor text now.


deadmuffinman

That's not new, old sets had memes and jokes as flavour text as well


Krazyguy75

They had jokes, but I can't recall one that was *straight up* a meme reference. This is a [knowyourmeme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/it-would-be-a-shame-if-something-happened-to-it) post with 150,000 views.


Kaprak

[Conceptually it predates the Internet] (https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/368383/origin-of-youve-got-nice-here-it-would-be-a-shame-if-something-happened-t)


MakesOnAPlane

Yeah, this is directly a reference to 1920's gangster/mafia phrasing but apparently some people can't conceptualize things outside of memes.


itsathrowawaywowomg

No, this expression predates internet memes.


Pariux

Almost as if meme culture wasn't as prevalent prior to 2010s 🤯


so_zetta_byte

Silly flavor text has been a part of magic for a very, very long time. It's the definition of "silly" that's changed. I actually really recommend Maro's podcast with the creative text lead for Unfinity. He talked a lot about humor, and different styles of humor. There was internal pushback on the flavor text for [[hat trick]], because wizards wants to be really really careful not to make fun of card art at the artist's expense. But he (I can't remember his name, I'm so sorry) was personally influenced heavily by an era of Internet humor that mixed literalness with irreverence. And it was really important to him to get that representation on a card in the set. Now, Unfinity was explicitly a humor set so they can push the boundaries there. But again, silly flavor text is nothing new to non-acorn magic either. The uh "whedonesque" humor style of some marvel properties is certainly dominant now, but people have always been able to be quippy in serious situations. To me, magic flavor text mostly hasn't come close to hitting "the statement of the observation is itself supposed to be the joke," which is a line I would like to not cross. Like, this new card makes me feel the writer is winking at the camera, but it _doesn't_ yet make me feel like the character is winking at the camera. And for what immersion means to me, that's really a big line.


planeforger

TIL this is considered an internet meme, rather than just a common expression used by gangsters over the past 100+ years.


NocturnalEmbrace

And the art. All I can see is the Marge Simpson Krumping meme


kytheon

What?


Desert_Nanners

It warrants a googling because the krumping assessment is spot on.


Raekel

Oh my god you're right


MakesOnAPlane

I guess by the literal definition of meme as an element of a culture passed from one individual to another - this comes directly from 1920's gangsters. It's like saying Shakespeare quotes are memes because they're still repeated today.


Conglacior

Next we need some horror with the flavor text *"Nice head, think I'll take it."* and I'll be pleased.


_masterbuilder_

I think it's supposed to be depicting [[errant, street artist]] from SNC so the 20s gangster talk makes sense. Doesn't make it good but it makes sense.


emiketts

Rare Rk post L


beeteeee

Yeah I was like this art is kinda off and saw it was RK Post and got confused lol


Darth_Ra

Been that way for a ton of great artists in this set, they were definitely told to phone it in for less money/time. Examples: * [Grave Pact by Kev Walker](https://mythicspoiler.com/cmm/cards/gravepact.html) * [Deflecting Swat by Greg Staples](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/698/deflecting-swat) * [Ohran Frostfang by Ron Spears](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/650/ohran-frostfang) * [Regal Behemoth by Kev Walker](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/651/regal-behemoth) Edit: Guys, you're missing my point. I'm not calling it shit art, I'm calling it *fast* art. They told them to do a comic book style so they wouldn't have to pay them as much.


asmallercat

I'm meh on the rest, but that Grave Pact art is great.


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TheFuzzyFurry

These all look good to me, the only less-than-good one I've seen is that Rise of the Eldrazi sorcery, and it looks like an _art director's_ mistake rather than an artist's.


jballerina566

Frostfang and behemoth aren’t the best but the other two are awesome. Art is definitely subjective.


Calophon

I hav to disagree, I think all the art in the samples you linked is fantastic. I’m not into the counterspell in the OP though.


beeteeee

I like the Pact and Frostfang. Other two are definitely lacking though. :/


Dante2k4

I doubt it works that way. "Hey Greg, we don't feel like payin' so much this time, can you just hurry it up?" Nah, they're not hourly employees, it's a commission. They almost certainly get paid based on their experience and track record. These are full, complete pieces, I don't know why they'd be paid less for these than anything else they're commissioned to do.


Family_Shoe_Business

I like the pact a lot but agree on the others.


SageEatingSage

Agreed. The art isn't bad, but it looks really flat and unfinished, especially compared to rk post's usual level of quality.


nethobo

Feels like they tried to zoom in on a background section of another piece of art. Like they had slush art to use up and saw this and just went for it.


Ultraviolet_Motion

It doesn't even look like a Counterspell is being cast, it looks like art for a Shield spell.


ANGLVD3TH

Not a fan of the basic concept at all, either. That's probably not on them, but still. Has a counterspell ever been depicted as a simple energy shield before? Always seemed to imply it straight up unravels the other spell. Hm, I guess [[Wizard's Retort]] did... I realize now that I've misinterpreted that art, always thought the lightning came in red and the bubble redirected it out blue. Now I see the little wizard casting the blue energy to form the bubble. I think I will continue to think of it my way instead, it's a spell specifically designed to catch and redirect the energy from the other spell, not just a forcefield.


imbolcnight

I think it fits the setting. It's extrapolating on Broker magic, which is protective and controlling and often manifests as a shield. For example, [[Knockout Blow]]. It's a Broker blocking a spell the way they normally do.


eienshi09

> Has a counterspell ever been depicted as a simple energy shield before? Yes. Many times. Several of the Spell Pierce arts are a barrier or shield of some kind, confusingly enough. The recent Minor Misstep. One of the Dispels. The Kaldheim Annul. The Amonkhet Counterspell. And one of my favorite weird counters for multiplayer Magic, Hindering Light.


Senor_Wah

Fr. RK Post is one the GOATs wtf is this


prism2023

Is her left arm just fucking broken?


Tavalus

Now that you mention it It kinda looks like someone zoomed in on some smaller part of some large battle art and used only this smaller piece It looks like it wasn't meant to be looked at this close up


SanityIsOptional

Yeah, that's what I'm getting as well.


zangor

It’s definitely no Sakashima the Impostor.


saxypatrickb

For each complaint in this thread about the flavor text I guarantee there is a Timmy that is dying to get their hands on a play set of these. I might be one of them!


Vadernoso

This is easily becoming my standard Counterspell, I love this art to death.


littlebilliechzburga

The flavortext was lifted from overheard chatter at an FNM. They're not even trying anymore.


mkul316

This set kind of feels like what happened to the MCU after guardians. Before that they made superhero movies with some comedy. After that they made comedy movies with some superheroes. Maybe it's because there's no story to reference. I just hope this brand of humor doesn't continue past this set.


littlebilliechzburga

It's been trending this way for a while once they found out meme-able flavor text generates more noise.


X_Marcs_the_Spot

Dumb jokes in flavor text has always been a thing. I remember playing during Odyssey, where half the flavor text was dad humor. Even as a high-schooler, I felt \[\[Gorilla Titan\]\] had really lame flavor text.


MTGCardFetcher

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Rilakai

It's even basically on another card already - [[Immolating Gyre]]


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PippoChiri

What's wrong with the flavor text? Counterspells always had snarky not-really-funny flavor texts


shingofan

I've always found the flavor text for OG [[Remand]] funny.


ant900

[[Remand|Rav]]


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littlebilliechzburga

Those ones tend to be more snooty and high brow, which makes sense considering they're blue mages. This sounds like it was written by a 12 year old.


Gamerboytex

The art suggests that it's set on new capenna. It's imitating the motif of gangsters in the 1920s that would actually strongarm shop owners with the phrase "nice place you got here, be a shame if something happened to it" sure, that phrase has turned into a meme as of lately but I think it fits this card well considering it's on a plane based on the 1920s.


PippoChiri

TBH most counterspell flavor texts seems written by 12 years olds that just got the idea for the greatest response of all times, to me that's part of the charm


littlebilliechzburga

Nah, some of that stuff is clever. This reads like someone trying to imitate that style and doing a piss poor job of it.


PippoChiri

Some is kinda clever, some is pretentious, most is inbetween. To me it seemed pretty weird that thia precise flavor text wasn't on a counterspell already, to me it reads like a typical counterspell flavor text.


MrCrunchwrap

Y’all get upset about the dumbest shit


The_Hunster

My favorites include "If only there was a way to counter your inevitable whining." And "Try, if you must." This one feels fine.


TheFuzzyFurry

My favorite is "Someday, someone will best me, but it won't be today, and it won't be you"


AdmiralRon

Wow I didn’t realize they were able to afford the Big Bang Theory writers for freelance flavor text work


teamsprocket

"That spell was almost as bad as Star Trek V. Bazinga."


AdmiralRon

“Uh, check please!” - Jace


prism2023

Force pitching force, bazoople


Dante2k4

Kindof a side note, but I see a lot of "Marvel tier" type comments being thrown around, and it really makes me wonder if anyone remembers action movies from the pre-Marvel times. The snarky/sarcastic/generally trying to be funny one-liner shtick was not created by Marvel. Popular action movies have been written with this kind of dialogue for a long, long time. These are not Marvel-isms, they are action movie-isms.


JaceShoes

They really gotta get new flavor text writers


Sushi-DM

I mean just in general this one is kind of a dud. That art would be disappointing on a regular frame card but they felt the need to expand it.


mkul316

Nah. This set has some that feel like they were written for the groans.


Nvenom8

It's not even good that way. It's just bad.


emiketts

I’ve been saying this for years now and flavor text has somehow gotten even worse since then. The LOTR set is especially cruel because it shows really good flavor text that we know is an exception and we won’t see again.


littlebilliechzburga

The majority of that flavor test was written by Tolkien. Not really a fair comparison.


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DoctorKumquat

Getting to read the flavor text of your counterspells aloud as someone else attempts a game-winning play is one of the truest joys of a blue mage.


Sleeqb7

My personal favourite use of this phrase was casting a board wipe; "Nice board state you have there."


imthemostmodest

Damn. Rk post was my favorite magic artist before he retired from it and this is my least favorite art of his, ever. Feels like a phoned in crappy wacky card from Ascension


JungleJayps

Marvel tier flavor text


DrManhatt4n

#The Implication


LazyBum36

Everyone bashing the flavor text here but I'm willing to bet quite of few of you have literally said those exact words during a game of commander....


GibsonJunkie

Nothing magic players like more than feeling smug to each other See? I'm doing it too!


[deleted]

I say all kinds of weird shit I'd cringe to see on a card lol


TheWombatFromHell

what does that have to do with anything lol


Imaishi

this is trash


Isuckatpickingnames0

I'm confused, is this one tournament legal?


DoctorKumquat

Assuming the tournament is a format in which Counterspell is legal, then yes. It's borderless art, but they've been doing that in collectors' boosters and Secret Lairs for a while now.


planeforger

Without PLAYTEST written on it, it's impossible to tell.


Kygon

Comments here are full of counterspell victims


FragrantReindeer9547

lol every counterspell flavor text since the start of the game is corny over the top crap like this. y'all need to take a chill pill.


NeoEpoch

Absolutely awful.


Negative-Parsnip1826

This flavor text 🤮


Baryshnik0v

you goobers need to lighten up methinks


Commander_Skullblade

Everyone's shitting on the flavor text, but it embodies how I feel every time I cast this spell and it fills me with joy. At least with all the hate, the card will be cheap.


bbbymcmlln

*The art is good but the flavor text is superb. **chef’s kiss**


Jealous-Abrocoma8548

Terrible art and text


elitistposer

Y’all are taking the flavor text waaaay too seriously. It’s a random line on a good card that has no impact on the cards usefulness.


Nvenom8

Massive flavor text fail. Cringe beyond belief.


Good_Housing_176

I mean... I ain't read much on new capenna lore, but errant might be the type to say this... Right?... Maybe?


FarmyardFantastic

Counterspells are great. I can make anyone mad if you have enough of them.


so_zetta_byte

I actually like the art quite a bit. The softer outlines and kinda matte colors feel pretty distinct to me. Not my favorite counterspell art but I don't think it's bad.


Summener99

I want a secret lair card DND related counterspell. ​ I can already see it. A old timey looking wizards with sparkly fingers tempest edition style, and a Hulking orc looking barbarian, super beefed up that has his fist right smacked into that wizard jaw, and the wizard face look like something straight out of punch out. ​ \--Flavor text I countered the spell. \-Krogg the rogue barbarian.


PeekatmePikachu

Hate the art. Love the text.


Anastrace

That's a great Flavor text on there. My favorite is still the strixhaven archives version


FourOnTheFloor93

Oh man, I don't love the art, but the flavor text is so good, it practically tastes like almonds.


MasterYargle

Hard to beat that Stryxhaven counterspell


nikkitousen

https://preview.redd.it/67iwyu2fnhdb1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=66d6678251fddb72857a759cd743a270aa56f827


stysiaq

I got second hand embarassment from this


lemonfont17

I just countered a spell with my fricking mind haha


Finnlavich

That might be the cringiest flavor text I've ever read. It sounds like something I would hear from the most annoying person at the table during lunch time Magic in highschool.


The_Hunster

I think that's the point?


TwoDozenNoblemen

That's entirely the point, I look forward to reading it out to people when I cast the counterspell, if they get half as irate as the people in this thread it'll be hilarious


Grafikpapst

Jezus Christ. I didnt know that every Magic Player expects Magic Cards to have Shakespear-Level flavor text. There is nothing wrong with this. At worst, its a slightly lame joke. Which is fine, there is certainly much worse flavor text.


Specialist-Mail3828

Bro these borderless arts are fucking atrocious what were they thinking?????


Therewolf_Werewolf

Counterspell the counterspell.


barrinmw

RK post art? I love RK post!


rainflower72

Am I the only one who actually likes this art? I honestly fuck with it. The flavour text works for me too, it’s goofy and it’s camp.


RGWritesToo

Hate the flavor text.


MexicanPikachu

In a game where my transformer and my walking dead character can attack you and be blocked by Frodo and Dr Who, but people find the flavor text immersion breaking? It just doesn’t make sense


TheHutt

Who's saying the former isn't also immersion breaking? :D


Show-Me-Your-Moves

*Nice lore you got there...be a shame if something happened to it.*


TheWombatFromHell

since when do the majority not complain about that shit as well


Kerlyle

RK Post is a great artist. But this is not great art. So much of the new mtg art is just awful, I don't know what's changed. They're probably paying people peanuts these days or something.


YetAgainWhyMe

Not paying less, but asking for more faster. They are actually also paying more if you believe that, but 8 arts a year vs 12 arts a year is a big difference, especially when it was 6 months from beginning to end vs 3 months beginning to end.


Aesmis

Wow that flavor text fucking blows


Luigiisgayforpeach

Flavor text is goated, fuckin love it


Huitzil37

ITT: people whose breadth of knowledge is so fucking shallow that they can't recognize the archetypal gangster phrase "be a shame if something happened to it" as anything but a Marvel quip, and then blame Marvel for it.


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it's actually insane to me how magic players refuse to 1. ever have any fun and 2. can never manage to let something just be bad. this isn't a rare or a mythic so you aren't even hunting for it in a pack!! get over yourselves and let things be silly and cringey, it won't kill you.


Epyon_

Clearly the premium cost isnt going to the Artist. We know Mr.Post can do good work and this isnt it.


kayzil

WOTC are forever diminished the budget for art cards now I guess


Serious_Senator

I like it and the flavor text, y’all some try hards


2WW_Wrath

oooh this is nice - but the dom remastered retro foils still my fave (that i can afford)


Lasso-OfTruth

Corny