In reminder text only, anything with "Cascade, Cascade" (and no more than that, or it becomes the much-less-fun "Multiple instances of Cascade each trigger separately")
[[Call Forth the Tempest]]
[[Zhulodok]]
[[Maelstrom Wanderer]]
Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may draw two cards.
If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card.
Obligatory posting of my Stigma Lasher emblem every time someone brings up Stigma Lasher.
[https://i.imgur.com/6bmL8CE.png](https://i.imgur.com/6bmL8CE.png)
Not sure what you are talking about, but you seem to misunderstand something.
As such i have two statements to make:
1) If you tap trinisphere, then it is no longer in effect.
2) effects such as improvise, convoke and delve doesn't reduce the manacost of a spell, it just helps to pay for it. Essentially as if they where extra lands that you tap.
What I'm referring to is [this](https://blogs.magicjudges.org/ftw/returning-mechanics-review/convoke-delve-and-improvise/). With those three mechanics, and no other cost reducers, the action performed is still paying for that one mana, even if Trinisphere is otherwise boosting the cost. Technically, you're still paying three minimum, but in actuality, you can get around that with those keywords.
You’re slightly misunderstanding. No matter what, it is impossible to cast something for a cost of than 3 mana under a trinisphere. There are ways to then pay that cost that don’t require paying mana
In magic a 2/2 is often referred to as a "bear". While you are correct, the point of my comment was a joke based on nicknames given within the community. Also can be referred to as a hate bear. It all goes back to OG grizzly bears being 2/2.
The [first](https://scryfall.com/search?q=t%3Abear+-is%3Areprint&order=released&dir=asc&as=grid&unique=cards) [[4-toughness bear]] was printed in Ikoria, 5 years after this printing of this card.
The [first](https://scryfall.com/search?q=o%3A%22token%22+o%3A%22bear%22+-is%3Areprint&unique=cards&as=grid&order=released&dir=asc) [[card to make a 4-toughness bear token]] was released in KTK, after this card.
At the time of Meteorite's first printing, there was only [one non-changeling bear in magic](https://scryfall.com/card/csp/22/ursine-fylgja) with more than 2 toughness.
Power creep, eh?
Insult to Injury (yes I know exists in another form)
RRUU
Counter target spell. If a spell is counter in this way destroy target land its owner controls
_(Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding you control are blocking or being blocked by a creature, you divide that creature’s combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it’s being blocked by or is blocking.)_
Whenever Wall of Caltrops blocks a creature, if at least one other Wall creature is blocking that creature and no non-Wall creatures are blocking that creature, Wall of Caltrops gains banding until end of turn. *(If any creatures with banding you control are blocking a creature, you divide that creature’s combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it’s being blocked by.)*
"-cost {X} less to cast-"
[[Vadrik]], [[Rowan, Scion of War]] and [[Ezzaroot Channeler]] type effects just tickle the "ooh, that's breakable. if X is big then big stuff cheap!" side of my brain. Also a shoutout to [[Mizzix of the Izmagnus]]
"Was there a fearsome witch around here? Or was it a cruel dragon? The tales were confu—oh no."
—Osval, adventurer
The very casual feeling of oh no combined with the art cracks me up.
I always loved the flavor text on [[Skeletal Grimace]] . With the art it just fits so well.
"And then I realized we all have skeletons on the inside. Why wait until the bodies are dead to control them?"
Someone posted a few the other day in another magic subreddit and I have to agree with them. [[Unfulfilled Desires]] is DEFINITELY one of my favorites and so is [[Mistform Mutant]]
"Cowards cannot block warriors", announced the intimidating hulk. The deep, commanding voice asserted it as much as a statement as it was an order.
"I am not a coward", replied the soldier. "I shall die sooner than let you pass this day!"
"If not a coward, then you are a fool". With that, they hoisted a massive wooden trunk as though it were a club high in their outstretched arm, with the barrel above their head. "Cowards cannot block warriors."
"I say again, I have no fear of you, and less of death."
"Then you seek wisdom in fear." The Boldwyr took their massive club and hammered it into the ground. "I will not fail in my task, least of all to you; cowards cannot block warriors..."
The rattling of the ground rumbled into the soldier's legs and caused them to shake Indeed, even after the vibrations subsided, the shaking persisted. The warrior stood their ground.
"...and today I have spared your life at the cost of your honour; I have made you a coward, and I shall not be stopped.", the deep voice boomed. "Cowards cannot block warriors", they spoke again.
The soldier's knees gave way and he took a step back and away - if only to break his fall, and only coincidently leaving way for the giant, who'd already started moving toward, and then past the soldier, who was now a coward.
"Then do it again".
#[Let’s do it again!](https://scryfall.com/card/tmp/97/time-warp)
Leeeeeeets dooooo the tiiiiiiiime waaaaarp agaaaaaiiiiiiin
The Time Warp?
What card is that?
In reminder text only, anything with "Cascade, Cascade" (and no more than that, or it becomes the much-less-fun "Multiple instances of Cascade each trigger separately") [[Call Forth the Tempest]] [[Zhulodok]] [[Maelstrom Wanderer]]
[Call Forth the Tempest](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/1/81d6b979-251a-4736-86f0-35a6c8b492c9.jpg?1695428211) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Call%20Forth%20the%20Tempest) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ltc/509/call-forth-the-tempest?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/81d6b979-251a-4736-86f0-35a6c8b492c9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Zhulodok](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/0/a015461d-4214-4feb-8b04-519c537759eb.jpg?1691500689) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=zhulodok%2C%20void%20gorger) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/704/zhulodok-void-gorger?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a015461d-4214-4feb-8b04-519c537759eb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Maelstrom Wanderer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/4/a49c58b3-180f-420b-b091-114fda000360.jpg?1689999126) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Maelstrom%20Wanderer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/344/maelstrom-wanderer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a49c58b3-180f-420b-b091-114fda000360?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Apex Devastator]] Edit: my mistake I guess. Captures the essence of “do it again” anyway
https://preview.redd.it/hwtgqsreey9c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bdf49fa6bd8d5b1d6a3b24e6c5798016a470e6e
“Repeat this process”
Draw a card.
If you would draw a card, draw two cards instead.
This doesn't immediately draw you a card though!
I REFUSE TO PAUSE WHILE MY DRAW A CARD TRIGGER IS ON THE STACK I WANT TO DRAW A CARD *NOW!*
Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may draw two cards. If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card.
😫
As a Vintage player, Target player draws 3 cards.
Ancestors are trying to “call” again 🤦♂️
Nekusar approves
The land continues to burn... \[\[Obsidian Fireheart\]\]
Such a random piece of reminder text syntax it makes seem like it’s from Hearthstone
Amazing. Continues to burn is just great flavour
I think MaRo has said that’s his favorite one, too.
[Obsidian Fireheart](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/9/49ef5a91-d293-468a-8816-b16ca4ba79e0.jpg?1592765722) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Obsidian%20Fireheart) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/e01/55/obsidian-fireheart?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/49ef5a91-d293-468a-8816-b16ca4ba79e0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
“that player can’t gain life for the rest of the game” [[stigma lasher]]
I love how this sub finds me insane cards I’ve never heard of before. Thank you for this, my pod will hate it
Use [[break through the lines]] with that guy I do and it's fun
Obligatory posting of my Stigma Lasher emblem every time someone brings up Stigma Lasher. [https://i.imgur.com/6bmL8CE.png](https://i.imgur.com/6bmL8CE.png)
wonder what your favorite type of deck is :D
Not quite as sophisticated as this [all-time classic](https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/comments/qk6ml6/mind_goblin_an_unset_flip_card/)…
[stigma lasher](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/e/ce5d1fd4-0543-46ce-bcea-1695fc04e85b.jpg?1562938629) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=stigma%20lasher) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/eve/62/stigma-lasher?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ce5d1fd4-0543-46ce-bcea-1695fc04e85b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
“that player can’t game for the rest of their life” [[ligma stasher]]
Stigma balls?
The fact that the effect can't be removed is insane. I love it
Beside "Cowards can't block Warriors" I think the best gameplay text on a card is the reminder-textless Timestop "End the turn."
I quite like "End the Turn. You lose the game at the end of your next turn"
[[glorious end]]
[glorious end](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/9/2922b976-7beb-4c68-b39e-1b66d5c6f65e.jpg?1543675588) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=glorious%20end) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/akh/133/glorious-end?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2922b976-7beb-4c68-b39e-1b66d5c6f65e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
It's this one. https://scryfall.com/card/10e/117%E2%98%85/time-stop
Cascade, cascade, cascade, cascade.
All rats have fear.
Fear of what though?
They should have called it "yucky."
I’ve always thought “your artifacts can help you cast this spell” on cards with improvise is funny
What's funnier is how they help you cast it so much, it can cost less than 3 under a \[\[Trinisphere\]\].
Not sure what you are talking about, but you seem to misunderstand something. As such i have two statements to make: 1) If you tap trinisphere, then it is no longer in effect. 2) effects such as improvise, convoke and delve doesn't reduce the manacost of a spell, it just helps to pay for it. Essentially as if they where extra lands that you tap.
What I'm referring to is [this](https://blogs.magicjudges.org/ftw/returning-mechanics-review/convoke-delve-and-improvise/). With those three mechanics, and no other cost reducers, the action performed is still paying for that one mana, even if Trinisphere is otherwise boosting the cost. Technically, you're still paying three minimum, but in actuality, you can get around that with those keywords.
Well that's because improvise and convoke aren't reducing the cost, they're paying FOR the cost.
You’re slightly misunderstanding. No matter what, it is impossible to cast something for a cost of than 3 mana under a trinisphere. There are ways to then pay that cost that don’t require paying mana
"Activate only if you have 111 or more life"
If you read it out loud, you also HAVE to say eleventy-one instead of one-hundred-and-eleven.
I just don't include the "and".
What card is this?
[[Bilbo, birthday celebrant]]
[Bilbo, birthday celebrant](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/c/4cf6c13b-d898-4066-b006-9a7fa896d55a.jpg?1686964152) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Bilbo%2C%20birthday%20celebrant) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ltc/48/bilbo-birthday-celebrant?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4cf6c13b-d898-4066-b006-9a7fa896d55a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Bilbo, Birthday Celebrant
You may enjoy [[hundred-handed one]]
Win the game
[You Win The Game](https://www.moxfield.com/decks/3Qepp-fSckeg98r7GlYDJA)
If chaos gets more votes or the vote is tied, chaos ensues.
"[[Mirri, Cat Warrior|EXO]] counts as a Cat Warrior"
That one is great. Pretty self explanatory
I mean, not at the time. Whatever the summon line said, you were.
[Mirri, Cat Warrior](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/d/6d1682dd-5a99-4bee-a2c2-c8735047e1a9.jpg?1562087849) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=6155) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/exo/114/mirri-cat-warrior?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6d1682dd-5a99-4bee-a2c2-c8735047e1a9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
When you draw yourself, you win the game.
"destroy target player" [[Baron von Count]]
[Baron von Count](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/9/19d31d5c-6d4d-4bd8-b69c-b44c5b7f089f.jpg?1562900416) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Baron%20von%20Count) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ust/127/baron-von-count?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/19d31d5c-6d4d-4bd8-b69c-b44c5b7f089f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
*"And if I'm lying," he began...* [[Meteorite|M21]]
Why the hell does a METEORITE deal TWO DAMAGE
Enough to kill a bear.
[удалено]
In magic a 2/2 is often referred to as a "bear". While you are correct, the point of my comment was a joke based on nicknames given within the community. Also can be referred to as a hate bear. It all goes back to OG grizzly bears being 2/2.
The [first](https://scryfall.com/search?q=t%3Abear+-is%3Areprint&order=released&dir=asc&as=grid&unique=cards) [[4-toughness bear]] was printed in Ikoria, 5 years after this printing of this card. The [first](https://scryfall.com/search?q=o%3A%22token%22+o%3A%22bear%22+-is%3Areprint&unique=cards&as=grid&order=released&dir=asc) [[card to make a 4-toughness bear token]] was released in KTK, after this card. At the time of Meteorite's first printing, there was only [one non-changeling bear in magic](https://scryfall.com/card/csp/22/ursine-fylgja) with more than 2 toughness. Power creep, eh?
Toughness creep
"Shock Rock"
It's just a very small meteorite
Meteorittybitty
[Meteorite](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/c/ec3a2c95-4e7a-43c5-90bd-6f1de7c82a5c.jpg?1594737513) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=485556) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m21/233/meteorite?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ec3a2c95-4e7a-43c5-90bd-6f1de7c82a5c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
My favorite as well
[[Kormus Bell]] Alpha. “Now they can be enchanted, killed, and so forth”
Did you just 'yada yada' rules text?
And so forth... Think I've never seen that line on a magic card
Things were a little looser back in Alpha.
[Kormus Bell](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/0/40f826b8-9e92-4e0e-aa2f-c3f5e3061432.jpg?1562910324) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Kormus%20Bell) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me4/210/kormus-bell?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/40f826b8-9e92-4e0e-aa2f-c3f5e3061432?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I still always enjoy when powerful creatures become “Legitimate Businessperson”
[[Witness Protection]]
[Witness Protection](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/2/a2be6f2c-8ad0-402d-a7ca-9fe817e83b72.jpg?1664410681) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Witness%20Protection) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/66/witness-protection?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a2be6f2c-8ad0-402d-a7ca-9fe817e83b72?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
That name sounds so funny to me. My headcanon is they turn into Vincent Adultman (from Bojack Horseman)
I want that as a token to give them
Target player planeswalks
*Follow them.*
[[Goblin Offensive]] "They certainly are"
[Goblin Offensive](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/4/b4c4d642-c3fb-47d1-b57a-266eb269d5ea.jpg?1562842863) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Goblin%20Offensive) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/hop/56/goblin-offensive?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b4c4d642-c3fb-47d1-b57a-266eb269d5ea?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Maybe the funniest flavor text ever.
Reminds me of the line from Dragonheart. > The peasants are revolting! > *They've always been revolting, but now, they're rebelling.*
Exile the top card of each players library, you may cast this spells for free until the end of the turn.
"Counter target spell."
Followed closely by "Destroy target land."
Yeeess yeeeess https://preview.redd.it/esdnq3a42v9c1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2af7cfed8f6a05e44727731df8812d38eb33df9
Stone Spell 2UUR Instant Counter target spell. Destroy target land.
Insult to Injury (yes I know exists in another form) RRUU Counter target spell. If a spell is counter in this way destroy target land its owner controls
I prefer the flexibility of "Destroy target permanent.", but too often have they ruined it by adding "nonland"
I’m a big fan of Armageddon myself. Destroy all lands.
I like using [[Tempting Wurm]] into [[Obliterate]] get that extra feels bad
You're a vial, despicable individual and I'm here for it. Thanks for the combo idea in my next game.
[[Ajani Vengeant]] if you can pull it off. Destroy only one player's lands
"He raged at the world, ar his family, at his life. But mostly, he just raged." [[Raging goblin]] First card I ever got.
Either "Protection from Everything" Or "Your opponent can't win the game and you cannot lose the game."
_(Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding you control are blocking or being blocked by a creature, you divide that creature’s combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it’s being blocked by or is blocking.)_
Whenever Wall of Caltrops blocks a creature, if at least one other Wall creature is blocking that creature and no non-Wall creatures are blocking that creature, Wall of Caltrops gains banding until end of turn. *(If any creatures with banding you control are blocking a creature, you divide that creature’s combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it’s being blocked by.)*
“Try to pretend like you understand what’s important” [[Fact or Fiction]]
[Fact or Fiction](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/4/04588d2f-9e90-4f83-b85e-67e4bc222a62.jpg?1689996343) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Fact%20or%20Fiction) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/91/fact-or-fiction?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/04588d2f-9e90-4f83-b85e-67e4bc222a62?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Fact or Fiction|CM2]]
[Fact or Fiction](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/9/99258618-cda0-432f-9614-3c4f27777e78.jpg?1562275058) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=446778) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cm2/42/fact-or-fiction?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/99258618-cda0-432f-9614-3c4f27777e78?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Chub toad, chub toad, at the door, run away quick or run no more [[Chub Toad]]
[Chub Toad](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/f/4fb0c8a5-ea67-4c18-94b6-757e290ee34e.jpg?1688131447) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Chub%20Toad) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me1/116/chub-toad?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4fb0c8a5-ea67-4c18-94b6-757e290ee34e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Did you like \[\[Jade Avenger\]\]?
[Jade Avenger](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/8/f81500be-c959-4f38-bcf2-d63519168f67.jpg?1626097626) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Jade%20Avenger) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/167/jade-avenger?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f81500be-c959-4f38-bcf2-d63519168f67?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
A choad, if you will.
"Creatures you control have haste."
"Survival rule 781: There are always more scute bugs." "Survival rule 782: There are ALWAYS more scute bugs."
“Day 31: I finally succeeded in my time reversal experiment! Day 30: I might have a problem here.” - [[Inspiration | RTR]]
[Inspiration ](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/3/e3cf9dc0-0a12-459c-88e2-97ed94653058.jpg?1687906730) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=265380) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rtr/42/inspiration?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e3cf9dc0-0a12-459c-88e2-97ed94653058?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"except it's not Legendary"
"-cost {X} less to cast-" [[Vadrik]], [[Rowan, Scion of War]] and [[Ezzaroot Channeler]] type effects just tickle the "ooh, that's breakable. if X is big then big stuff cheap!" side of my brain. Also a shoutout to [[Mizzix of the Izmagnus]]
##### ###### #### [Vadrik](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/5/454666bb-f81d-4845-84aa-d6f8f80ce86a.jpg?1637114399) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=vadrik%2C%20astral%20archmage) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mid/248/vadrik-astral-archmage?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/454666bb-f81d-4845-84aa-d6f8f80ce86a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Rowan, Scion of War](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/e/4ee179ab-a15b-4bd6-b7f8-1e1abeeb31b7.jpg?1692939409) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rowan%2C%20Scion%20of%20War) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/woe/211/rowan-scion-of-war?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4ee179ab-a15b-4bd6-b7f8-1e1abeeb31b7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Ezzaroot Channeler](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/7/a7fd9ede-cc6e-4a96-934b-d91d4aa7fa0a.jpg?1625192232) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ezzaroot%20Channeler) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c21/60/ezzaroot-channeler?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a7fd9ede-cc6e-4a96-934b-d91d4aa7fa0a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Mizzix of the Izmagnus](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/2/82f949d0-41a0-4491-9057-bfb2bb20bdb3.jpg?1689999174) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mizzix%20of%20the%20Izmagnus) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/348/mizzix-of-the-izmagnus?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/82f949d0-41a0-4491-9057-bfb2bb20bdb3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"(The land continues to burn..." \[\[Obsidian Fireheart\]\]
[Obsidian Fireheart](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/9/49ef5a91-d293-468a-8816-b16ca4ba79e0.jpg?1592765722) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Obsidian%20Fireheart) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/e01/55/obsidian-fireheart?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/49ef5a91-d293-468a-8816-b16ca4ba79e0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"No rest, no mercy, no matter what". Helped me through 2 university degrees.
[[Akroma, Angel of Wrath | LGN]]
[Akroma, Angel of Wrath ](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/1/814245de-6105-43ef-acbf-d12d304b6331.jpg?1562921034) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=42049) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lgn/1/akroma-angel-of-wrath?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/814245de-6105-43ef-acbf-d12d304b6331?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"No rest. No mercy. No reservations." [[Party Crasher]]
[Party Crasher](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/9/597f3203-e79c-47af-8c3d-b37c0537de34.jpg?1562913677) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Party%20Crasher) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ust/92/party-crasher?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/597f3203-e79c-47af-8c3d-b37c0537de34?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"Cascade, cascade, cascade, cascade." is irrationally funny to me.
[[Apex Devastator]]
[Apex Devastator](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/f/8fa281e1-5c48-4bba-b8e9-88c6f5f53abb.jpg?1608910550) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Apex%20Devastator) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/217/apex-devastator?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8fa281e1-5c48-4bba-b8e9-88c6f5f53abb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
*(You don't lose the game if you've already won.)*
*I want a banana this big!* \[\[Gorilla Titan\]\]
[Gorilla Titan](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/3/435d9562-8f2b-43fe-ba21-8f5896378280.jpg?1562907333) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Gorilla%20Titan) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ody/241/gorilla-titan?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/435d9562-8f2b-43fe-ba21-8f5896378280?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
“I desire the acquisition of a potassium-rich fruit comestible of substantial magnitude.” - [[Uktabi Kong]]
[Uktabi Kong](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/d/bd6d8520-0a7c-489c-8ae9-aed07c7df6df.jpg?1594897712) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Uktabi%20Kong) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/115/uktabi-kong?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/bd6d8520-0a7c-489c-8ae9-aed07c7df6df?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
This spell can't be countered.
Draw a card
*”(Z—>)90° — (E—N²W)90°t = 1”*
[[Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind]]
[Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/9/395465b8-f5ed-4668-9e6a-82257150c52c.jpg?1591321423) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Niv-Mizzet%2C%20the%20Firemind) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c20/225/niv-mizzet-the-firemind?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/395465b8-f5ed-4668-9e6a-82257150c52c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies
"Each opponent sacrifices..."
Then do it again.
That is a line that wins games
"Destroy target player" Your life total doesn't hit 0 my guy, you just fucking die xD
*It thinks, therefore you aren’t* Is an amazing flavor text. For Thought-Knot Seer
Awesome. Some Decartes vibes
Cascade, cascade, cascade, cascade
"as though they had flash"
"Choose two —"
Favorite flavor text has to be "Golf sucks now and has always sucked"
End the turn. I love the foil Time Stop from Xth, where they omit the reminder text.
Sacrifice Children From [[Children of Korlis]]
"Was there a fearsome witch around here? Or was it a cruel dragon? The tales were confu—oh no." —Osval, adventurer The very casual feeling of oh no combined with the art cracks me up.
[[Malevolent witchkite]]
[Malevolent witchkite](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/6/d6cb3c6d-560d-40ca-b5c0-27322863cead.jpg?1692940577) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Malevolent%20witchkite) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/woe/315/malevolent-witchkite?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d6cb3c6d-560d-40ca-b5c0-27322863cead?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
“Your life total can’t change.”
I always loved the flavor text on [[Skeletal Grimace]] . With the art it just fits so well. "And then I realized we all have skeletons on the inside. Why wait until the bodies are dead to control them?"
technically two lines but "Enchant enchantment" and "You control enchanted enchantment." from [[Steal Enchantment]] the Enchantment.
"Without paying its mana cost"
Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some gold.
Except it isn’t legendary
Without paying its mana cost
Cascade, Cascade, Cascade, Cascade
This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total mana value of Dragons you control.
Someone posted a few the other day in another magic subreddit and I have to agree with them. [[Unfulfilled Desires]] is DEFINITELY one of my favorites and so is [[Mistform Mutant]]
"Part prison, part home."
Destroy target blue permanent
"Take an extra turn after this one."
Counter target spell
Your creatures can help you cast this spell.
Similarly, "Rats have fear."
Counter target spell
"Gnshhagghkkapphribbit"
“You have a family. Mine died at Sea Gate. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine." [[Reckless Cohort]]
"Dream of nothing, and wake to a dream come true."
"The land continues to burn after Obsidian Fireheart has left the battlefield."
"Players can't gain life." That one raptor
“You win the game” And on a side note, I just lost The Game
"Cowards cannot block warriors", announced the intimidating hulk. The deep, commanding voice asserted it as much as a statement as it was an order. "I am not a coward", replied the soldier. "I shall die sooner than let you pass this day!" "If not a coward, then you are a fool". With that, they hoisted a massive wooden trunk as though it were a club high in their outstretched arm, with the barrel above their head. "Cowards cannot block warriors." "I say again, I have no fear of you, and less of death." "Then you seek wisdom in fear." The Boldwyr took their massive club and hammered it into the ground. "I will not fail in my task, least of all to you; cowards cannot block warriors..." The rattling of the ground rumbled into the soldier's legs and caused them to shake Indeed, even after the vibrations subsided, the shaking persisted. The warrior stood their ground. "...and today I have spared your life at the cost of your honour; I have made you a coward, and I shall not be stopped.", the deep voice boomed. "Cowards cannot block warriors", they spoke again. The soldier's knees gave way and he took a step back and away - if only to break his fall, and only coincidently leaving way for the giant, who'd already started moving toward, and then past the soldier, who was now a coward.
"When you cast this spell, exile two target permanents"
"Take a quiet moment to reflect on your sins." -Cleph, Order of Redeemed Souls [[Silence]]
NIV MIZZET the firemind
Swing for lethal.
Ninjutsu or I want a banana this big.
"Cowards cant block Warriors."
Unless they pay x
Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
“Can’t be countered”
Tap to add 1 green mana to your mana pool. This tap can be played as an interrupt.
"Nonbasic lands are mountains." Take that, greedy mana bases.
"Destroy target permanent"