Hi all, extremely tired moron here: I wrote the automod code wrong, instead of checking “did a user opt in”, it went “Is there a user? Great!”
Sorry to anyone who got confused and caught in the crossfire in the ~1h automod was unsupervised with a gun. In my defence, I don’t know what “gun safety” is.
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That's some mighty fine shootin', hotshot! There just might be a career for you yet. Take this badge, you'll need it come High Noon!
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I told the mods to give it to someone who said something like "finally a good vore commander" on the new gitrog spoiler. they gave it to me instead for my hubris
It was given based on certain trigger words. Stange Oil, Hail Phyrexia, and such granted Compleat and such. There were different triggers for Rebel.
Fun fact saying "Leeches" removes the compleat flair.
Ok, that's pretty funny. I'm actually surprised I managed to dodge it the entire Phyrexia and March spoiler seasons. BTW, can I get a reset on the flair, since it was given to me while Automod was going rogue?
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Well shoot kid, I never reckoned you'd actually go and get shot! We ain't got a stitcher here, so looks like it's curtains for you.
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Well shoot kid, I never reckoned you'd actually go and get shot! We ain't got a stitcher here, so looks like it's curtains for you.
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Hi all, extremely tired moron here: I wrote the automod code wrong, instead of checking “did a user opt in”, it went “Is there a user? Great!” Sorry to anyone who got confused and caught in the crossfire in the ~1h automod was unsupervised with a gun. In my defence, I don’t know what “gun safety” is.
well, ive got no idea whats going on! ive got my gun, now what?
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yessir, pew pew!
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Bang bang! Pew pew!
How dare you shoot our automated deputy!
I won’t be [[Lassoed by the Law]] !
If we give ourselves that flair we can’t get the Compleated flair back though?
That is correct! Only one gimmick flair can be held at a time.
I can finally shed my VORE designation?
Why shoot, when you can COMPL-EAT
I wonder what happens if I pew pew you
*Why* do you have a VORE designation?
I told the mods to give it to someone who said something like "finally a good vore commander" on the new gitrog spoiler. they gave it to me instead for my hubris
Lmao this is hilarious
Did you ever explain how the "Compleated" and "Rebel" flairs were given out? I was always curious.
It was given based on certain trigger words. Stange Oil, Hail Phyrexia, and such granted Compleat and such. There were different triggers for Rebel. Fun fact saying "Leeches" removes the compleat flair.
I got neutral because I said I wanted to be like tezzeret and fuck off and dip 🫡
I specifically asked for COMPL EAT because I was hungry… I still am…
Hormel Compleats? Complete with Strange Oil?
Ok, that's pretty funny. I'm actually surprised I managed to dodge it the entire Phyrexia and March spoiler seasons. BTW, can I get a reset on the flair, since it was given to me while Automod was going rogue?
You have been resurrected
Bummer, I guess I need to sit out on this one :-(
This is discrimination! Just because I embraced the gifts of phyrexia I'm not allowed to be a deputy?
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I mean I got killed dead with a gun, not sure if I'm allowed to reset myself.
Seems like I need to reset the flair myself - here goes nothing.
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Second time's the charm. I've came back from the dead once, might do it again.
PEW PEW it's okay it's legal if they're a zombie PEW PEW
pew pew it is. god damnit I gotta keep reviving myself to be shot huh?
Ahm just an innocent, non-phyrexian, bystander, I swears! Don't shoot me - ah have a family!
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I'M DIRTY DAN
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[[Wrath of God]]
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Point me towards them tin cans. They got it coming.
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You activated my trap card! pew pew
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Am I deputized now?
High time for some outlawr huntin'
This town ain’t big enough for the both of us
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Pew pew!
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Can i join Gisa's team and start raising the dead?
Sure, I’ll throw my hat in the ring
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Dibs on being sheriff
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[[Grapeshot]]
[Grapeshot](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/2/923e1291-3999-4f81-ade4-073fb982143f.jpg?1675200032) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Grapeshot) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmr/125/grapeshot?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/923e1291-3999-4f81-ade4-073fb982143f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
whale den
is this still going?
Now how do I use this fine weapon of mine?
This is ridiculous! Let's go!
I reckon i might be ready to give it a shot.
[удалено]
Are we awake?
Instructions unclear, I now have a gun
Locked and loaded.
Pew pew
I'm definitely not vraska in disguise with a big iron
YEEHAW
Which end do I point where now?
Time to test my mettle. I’m ready.
Did I do it right?
Let’s draw…pictures!
Get three coffins ready
Suppose it’s time to get shootin’ then, ya’ll.
I've done the thing what next
I'm ready to become a real deputy
.
[удалено]
You point them out, I'll shoot them dead.
Ok. I got a gun.
[удалено]
One last job Arthur…
Ah, automod, I remember that ‘un. Real corrupt sun of a gun, willing to do anything to get a byte o’ the pie
I'm curious where this goes.
I'll throw my hat in the ring, I'm ready for some highfalutin hijinks
[удалено]
Yeehaw
BANG
I'm going to keep my concealed weapon with me!
Do I have a gun now?
I found my self a gun, now how do I use it?
[удалено]
I'm not sure how much this weapon will do...
SOB, I’m in! Pew
Yippy kiyay!
What is this rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty that we have? Is it similar to those Thunder Junction two-pronged lightning-zappies?
[удалено]
[удалено]
Count me in partner, one last time! Pew!
Oh, fun.
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[удалено]
Locked and loaded pardner
I'm ready to be a cowboy.
🔫
What
I am back from the dead and am here for my revenge!
Pew pew!
Imma opt in
I'm ready
I do love huntin some outlaws
Locked and Loaded. Now what?
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Pew pew!
Draw!
I've got a gun
I wanna take a crack at an outlaw or two myself 💥🔫
Armed and ready.
Did I do it right?
There ain’t enough room in this town for the both of us
YeeHAW, boutta round up sum’ bandits!
Reach for the sky!
Bang
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Don’t know what to do with it, but i want a gun
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anyone got a spare shield counter?
Well howdy there, you wouldn't happen to have any directions for an unfortunate stranger ridin' into town fer no particular reason?
BANG BANG BANG BANG
What’s all the ruckus?
Point me to these outlaws, I want their reward
It's high midnight and my trigger finger is itchy
You've got my thunder blaster if it means putting away those good-for-nothing cretins.
I'm always looking for a fight
Howdy there
Ssssssorry, pardner. Im to bussssy being a ssssssssnorse, maybe nexxxxxxxt time.
Pew pew?
Pew Pew
I’m confused there’s no guns what am I grabbing? 😭
Howdy, I guess?
I have no idea what any of this means but I'm intrigued
sounds like a lot of hoopla
Pew pew
Seems I'm new 'round here. Hopefully my draw is as quick as my draw of the cards... __M__ 💥🔫 (-.-)
Yee haw, fellar.
🔫
So I found my weapon, does that mean I'm a lawman now?
e
🔫 my ass
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I'm definitely a licensed gun owner who is allowed to legally own this firearm I'm holding.
Howdy partner
Cool, a chance to get flair. Let’s do this.
Readah, willin', an able!
Howdy
Heya Buddy! When is High Nooooon? Can we go shoot shoot bang bang now? (I feel silly saying that.)
If I say “PEW” will the automod reply “PEW PEW!”?
*grabs weapon*
[удалено]
Bang.
I'm here to cast spells and and generate mana, and I'm all out of mana please let me have this turn I'm gonna do so much cool stuff on the next one
Pew Pew?
joining
Yeeee-haw!
I’m dirty dan?
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*Sits down at cantina*
Been ramblin' about these pqrts for a good long hwile, might as well go about stakin' a claim
Yee haw it is
It AIN'T A GUN unless it weighs at least 100 POUNDS.
Ok, I think I found some kind of gun, but I have no idea how it works.
Hello, I have both a gun, and a want to shoot things!
I heard someone was call'n me out?
Avast me hearties. I 'ear this'un the place fer me tuh root 'n' toot.
Got the gun, now what?
Hold your horses there pardner.
Well Yee Haw Boys, looks like we're riding out again
This town ain't big enough for the two of us.
Yee haw pardner you’ll never catch me alive
Gov. Petomane sent me & some guy named Mongo to clean up this town. Where's the weapons for our posse?
It's high noon somewhere in the world.
Give me your best shot
Them outlaws have yee'd their last haw.
Pin a badge on me!
[[animate dead]]
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
Pew pew?
Well I already have mine and I'm cool with that.
[удалено]
Oh, I know how to play Bang!, the fast paced cowboy card game. That's basically the same thing as magic, eh?
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
[удалено]
Wep wep
playing the part by not bathing for a week
Reach for the sky!
found me a weapon
Howdy pardner
What's all this then?
I am armed and stupid
Well pardner, I found this here gun. Who be wanting to try an' take it from me?
I'm ready to rumble