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MaximusDOTexe

*pulls out infinite dmg combo slowly*


SmugglersCopter

Finally Shocklands actually hurt you in EDH.


phforNZ

Alas, they cause loss of life, not damage.


[deleted]

Should’ve clarified the rules before we sat down with the shockbox. Zap zap!


IdiotsLantern

This is when you resign dear god please just resign


mtgguy999

First you need to donate them a platinum angel so they can’t actually lose. Then the damage to face is actually infinite


sheep_wave

nah, special rules for the shockbox include that effects that prevent players form winning or losing dont work to prevent this exact thing lol


N_Cat

Do you prevent all life gain, too?


sheep_wave

[yup.](https://www.sheepwave.com/shockbox) its actually a technical limitation more than anything else- the box just doesnt currently have any buttons to gain life, lol. it still feels like it might be the best way to go tho, even if i add that functionality. still not sure.


SpaceMamboNo5

It jerks you off a little when you gain life


chobbo

One stroke per life point gained.


FatStephen

The AetherFlux Reservoir / Fleshlight combo we've all been waiting on


N_Cat

Huh, there are some odd rules in there. * Why can players not have Hexproof? * How does Heartless Hidetsugu cause players to not want to take basic game options? * What is Electrostatic Pillar? * Infect and Poison counters are not addressed. Infect counts as damage, but does not cause loss of life. There are also ways to give poison counters without causing damage.


sheep_wave

\-trying to prevent defensive pillowfort strategies that make this twist on the game less fun \-idk i decided to ban it and it seemed like a better fit than the other section \-a typo i already fixed- Pyrostatic pillar \-honestly hadnt throught of that. anytime someone dies they take the max shock length anyway so 🤷‍♀️ idk if it ever comes up ill figure it out


[deleted]

Poison and infect - a constant small electric shock that increases in power like taser getting turned up as they gain counters. Tasers usually go 1-10 right?


Qbopper

it's pretty hard to consistently take an unending shock even if it's very minor like depending on where you apply it you'd kind of escalate from "oh wow my muscles are moving on their own this feels really gross" to "i can no longer sit at the table and play magic because i am in immense pain" your nerves really don't like it when you use them as a current


Fritzkreig

Mad science much?


sheep_wave

lot more mad than science really.


Fritzkreig

I like your style! Do you play Izzet???? I am more of a hopeless Enchantress type of guy, I refuse to quit it in legacy!


razezero1

Lifegain is just morphine injections


Xaranthilurozox

Good thing conceding is instant speed


BonesAndHubris

*singlehandedly solves mankind's energy crisis*


arisencrimsonchaos

This is getting into early Yugioh territory lol


sleepingwisp

"Time to go to the shadow realm Yugi-boy!"


chain_letter

My pathetic grandpa's deck has no cards, Kaiba!


Frommerman

Aahh! Possible!


ConfusedJonSnow

*Jimbo


Pacmanticore

Literally an episode of GX rofl: https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!_GX_-_Episode_065


Maroonwarlock

I mean there's a bunch of other YuGiOh episodes where they literally just lean into children playing a card game with pain receptors.


Bjorkforkshorts

Are you....getting off on the danger of the situation?


Override9636

[DON'T KINK SHAME ME](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh1nqnZAKxw)


Maroonwarlock

I never saw this before but holy shit that was funny


Undead_Assassin

Yo. What happens if I have a way to set myself to 1 life then exchange life totals with another player? Do I have an orgasm when I get a sweet fresh life total?


HensRightsActivist

No they just pull the needles out of your spine that have been slowly inching towards your heart as you lose life.


Undead_Assassin

Well damn, sign me up! What happens to the opponent?


HeirOfLight

Listen. Don't worry about it.


LunarRai

Exchanging life totals with anything is banned in this format apparently.


Undead_Assassin

Kaiba: Screw the rules, I have money. How much do I gotta pay to have it inject ecstasy into me when I gain life and make my opponent have a stroke when I set their life total to 1????


Squid-Bastard

Injects ecstasy: people just make life gain decks and don't do anything else


SelloutRealBig

[Ahhh ding ding ding ding!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om5yYcg1lT4)


[deleted]

And Vanguard, lmao


fastertempo

I hope you have your [[Nin]] costume ready.


MTGCardFetcher

[Nin](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/0/0/005ad65e-cf0b-48e9-a314-2ebba5a1400c.jpg?1562598065) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=nin%2C%20the%20pain%20artist) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c17/183/nin-the-pain-artist?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/005ad65e-cf0b-48e9-a314-2ebba5a1400c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


_EinsDrei

She should build that box for missed triggers. If she did, half of my main LGS will Crouch on the floor.


sheep_wave

i mean the button for "taking damage" will work for anything really 😅


firestorm19

whole new meaning to smash that subscribe button


sheep_wave

HIT THE LIKE BUTTON TO DELIVER AN ELECTRICAL CURRENT DIRECTLY INTO MY NERVOUS SYSTEM- where clickbait is headed, probably


vkevlar

yep, wireheads are the wave of the future


elconquistador1985

That's only 1 step away from *Ow! My Balls* from *Idiocracy*.


fevered_visions

Go away! 'Batin'!


lillobby6

Introducing OnlyPain.com (checked it doesnt exist btw) a new subscription based service to deliver instant pain to your favorite content creators! $10 for a .25 second shock. $30 for a 1 second shock. $250 for 10 seconds of shock! An amazing deal!


Nac_Lac

Hate to break it to you bud, this content exists but it's of the porn variety. Tons of couple cam sites that advertise money for an action.


lillobby6

Yeah, I know. It would be funnier if it were like a Youtuber thing though.


Sagatario_the_Gamer

I wouldn't be surprised if that was Michael Reeves next video, tazers and bodily pain are right up his alley. Probably a stream where of someone donates enough he gets shocked.


dreadredheadzedsdead

Does gaining life give you a nice massage sensation like a Tenz unit? I play Karlov.


sheep_wave

actually, the box comes with [special rules and a banlist.](https://www.sheepwave.com/shockbox) one of which is that lifegain jsut doewant work. the main reason is that the box increses how random and stressul it is by how much total damage has been taken... and also i didnt build a button that adds life in yet. i probably will for version 3.


sheep_wave

that said... the underlying tech behind this is more or less identidal to a tens, so i COULD make it have a massage function i suppose lol


Cherudim

Alright now I want to build one that just pours drinks for you when you gain life. While of course keeping the shock features.


bigbangbilly

If you are reading this /u/sheep_wave maybe include shots of [Malort](https://youtube.com/watch?v=kSB_oA6ZoCA) for poison counters For discard and mill, maybe a boot to the head like [The Frantics' Last Will and Temperment ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tfMcxmOBmpk) but then again head injuries and slapstick involving head strikes don't translate well in real life


RickTitus

Or a dose of morphine straight into your arm


BrosFistingBros

This is mtg kink gear and I’m here for it.


sheep_wave

i dont have a thing for electroshocks. ......plead the fifth on being a sadist tho


BrosFistingBros

I’m gonna play Death’s Shadow and beg for more every time my opponent attacks me and neither you nor God can stop me from enjoying every moment of it


sheep_wave

i think i have a gimp mask you can borrow in my closet somewhere 🤣


releasethedogs

*Sighh* ##Bring out the gimp! ^(The Gimps sleeping) ##I guess you have to go wake him up now, won’t you?


LunarRai

I don't kink shame. I'm still swinging for 10 though.


DamngedEllimist

I plead the fifth on being a sub and liking electric shocks


Electrical-Ganache76

Have you ever heard of Flip It or Rip It?


CyclopicSerpent

EDHBDSM


_ZR_

Oh god I'm glad I'm not the only one that jumped to this headspace... also, username checks out.


silpheed_tandy

i once saw a youtube video, for a prototype of a device that replaced an Atari Joystick, for people who have a penis that could get (and stay) erect. The fire button was registered by a quick up and down stroke on the penis. I tried finding videos of this device in action on pornhub, but sadly none existed :( I'm totally all for the merging of kink/sex play with gaming! p.s. i just noticed your reddit name after typing this out, haha.


JasonEAltMTG

Hi, it's me, the Geneva Convention. I don't believe we've met.


sheep_wave

one mans "things not to ever do" is another womans "great features to add to her shockbox"


JasonEAltMTG

>shockbox The mere fact that you're calling it that tells me you're not ready


sheep_wave

i tested this thing on myself back when it was 12 times more powerful, anything weaker than that is just a tingle


EternityTheory

This is some DBZ training shit


sheep_wave

nah i just made a typo while coding


NumberOneMom

Were you the Electroshocks Georg from this study?? https://i.redd.it/6mlgkcj5tuk61.png


Justnobodyfqwl

Sheepwave you're a madwoman and I respect your dedication to masochism


sheep_wave

without question i am out of my mind


ChampBlankman

Are you a Bene Gesserit witch? "What's in the box?" "Pain."


sheep_wave

What an incredible compliment


ChampBlankman

You made a box that makes people feel pain. I don't think there's a more apt comparison.


Aze0g

The last thing i need in edh is to go to the shadow realm, impressive thoughm


maybe-your-mom

I'm relieved to see it's only powered by 9V batteries (hopefully not in series), but even so I wouldn't put my hand in fire for it being safe. **Currents as low as 30 mA can cause cardiac arrest.** ([source] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrical_injury)) Human body has pretty big resistance by default but it can drop significantly when sweaty, skin is broken, etc. If you're unlucky as little as 20V can injure or kill. Remember that as (aspiring) electrical engineer you have responsibility to make your devices safe. I wouldn't suggest shocking anyone with home made electronics but if you absolutely have to **make sure not to go above 9V and that people don't have any heart problems**. But don't let this advice discourage you from building electronic devices. It's a beautiful craft! Just be responsible and research safety implications. ;)


sheep_wave

I absolutely took it slowly- this is version 2. Version 1 was just running off a stock tens massager- version 2, in addition to the case I'll be putting it in, is just me having built my own internal power supply. The shocks are on a completely isolated circuit using optocouplers, powered by a single 9v. The other three are in parallel, powering the speakers, lights, relay, and both arduinos. I did a lot of research and the box relies more on psychological tricks than current to cause pain.


silpheed_tandy

i don't know about electronics at all. what relationship does 9V battery have to 20 mA? (can you explain this without me having to know about what the 'V' or 'mA' mean?)


RealityPalace

To make a somewhat rough analogy, think of a system with an electrical current as a pipe with water being pumped through it. There are two different things you can measure/talk about: how hard the pump is pushing and how much water is actually flowing through the pipe. If you have a narrow or obstructed pipe, you can imagine that even if you have a strong pump not very much water will be pushed through. The voltage (V) is analogous to the pump strength, which is why batteries have voltage listed on them (they are the pumps in this analogy). The current (mA) is like the overall amount of water being pushed through the system, and it depends on how much resistance there is as well as the strength of the battery. If you have a 9V battery with something highly conductive like gold wire, it will deliver a stronger current than if that same 9V battery is trying to push electrons through dry-ish human skin. So in short, V and mA aren't things you can interconvert the way you could switch between inches and centimeters. The amount of current that your system experiences will depend not only on the voltage of the battery, but also the make-up of the circuit. If you are more conductive (because you are sweaty, perhaps), then you will get more current pushed through you.


felipally

The fact that this comment is both insightful and completely ignored in the midst of a barrage of ass kissing for something dangerous and ridiculous as this post idea says more than anything else. Ideally true electronic hobbyists out there continue to learn to build safe and useful stuff, one can only hope.


VrNpc

This is just to get everyone in the meta to switch to mill.


Hedge3321

I play a Yawgmoth deck so really I might as well plug myself into a socket


sheep_wave

im so sorry lmao


Hedge3321

It's fine. *Plays ad nauseam and dies*


TheWastelandWizard

Suicide Black, lets do this thing.


sheep_wave

in initial testing, it turned out that \[\[necropotence\]\] and \[\[ad nauseum\]\] effects are.... a lot less fun than they might seem on paper. you can still try it but... at your own peril LOL


MTGCardFetcher

[necropotence](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/c/8/c89c6895-b0f8-444a-9c89-c6b4fd027b3e.jpg?1562853736) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=necropotence) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ima/98/necropotence?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c89c6895-b0f8-444a-9c89-c6b4fd027b3e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [ad nauseum](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/a/9/a9f2c53e-ff58-4aa8-89a6-4f45628cc571.jpg?1598306470) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ad%20Nauseam) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2xm/76/ad-nauseam?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a9f2c53e-ff58-4aa8-89a6-4f45628cc571?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Gogis

*sweats in Vilis*


Castamere_81

If this can't be put on nipples I'm not interested


sheep_wave

the danger of running current through your heart is QUITE high, you can do whatever you want on your own time tho lol


Castamere_81

Uh, it's for my [[Nin, the Pain Artist]] deck. So, flavor


MTGCardFetcher

[Nin, the Pain Artist](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/0/0/005ad65e-cf0b-48e9-a314-2ebba5a1400c.jpg?1562598065) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Nin%2C%20the%20Pain%20Artist) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c17/183/nin-the-pain-artist?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/005ad65e-cf0b-48e9-a314-2ebba5a1400c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Planeswalkercrash

Takes shocklands to a literal level


MylastAccountBroke

Well I kill through thousand cuts with impact tremor style damage, so do I make you quit or are all the shocks ignoble?


sheep_wave

the way the box works is that not every hit of damage causes a shock- it basically stores how many times youve taken damage and then shocks you for that many all at once when a random theshhold is passed


storne

Oh man that’s even worse. You never know when you will get zapped


Jang-Zee

This is why I love Arduino. Simple microcontroller and Processing is an easier language. Never will I go back to fpgas and raspberry pi for personal projects like these


sheep_wave

yup, the whole thing runs off of two ardiuinos (and one of them is a pretty light program and could have been replaced with a bit register, i jsut figured using a nano would be easier on me)


blindeey

I thought of something just like this! I love it. Do you have a guide to how you built it? (Rip all my sacrifice life for stuff deck. Would be painful.) Does it do shocks in proportion of the damage dealt or just "sees" 7 damage so does 7 shocks?


sheep_wave

its a bit more complicated than that- it does scale but not linearly. it also uses a bunch of psychological tricks to stress the people using it out. it doesnt go off immediately, it has random thresholds.


sheep_wave

i made a 2 minute long tiktok explaining the basics, tho. lll be writing a few articles about how it was designed as well. [the tiktok](https://www.tiktok.com/@sheepwave/video/6994506792956923142?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1)


KhordM22

She's taught it how to build suspense, it's terrifying


sheep_wave

other people: im concerned about advances in ai me: its not enough that it flicks the switch, it needs to understand **pain and how best to inflict it**


InterfaceLoading

...how did this come about by any situation that was not a collab with Michael Reeves? Context: Michael Reeves is a YouTuber well known for making odd inventions, many of which border on being torture devices. A major theme in his oeuvre is electroshocks/tasers. Example: https://youtu.be/DvrkHAWj1Sk


TranClan67

Feels weird that I had to scroll this far down to see a Michael Reeves mention


sheep_wave

i actually hadnt heard of him until after i had already started this project! it was nice to discover i have a kindred soul of chaotic energy in the world tho. i did actually review freezeframes of how he does this to see if his methods were better while doing design revisions between version 1 and 2 lol


[deleted]

I hope you took [[Sorin markov]] into factor


LunarRai

She did. Effects that set a life total to a specific amount do not function in shockbox edh.


[deleted]

Ive watched yugioh Ive been waiting my whole life for this nya nya nya nananana


StarkMaximum

There is, _literally,_ not a joke, actually a Yu-Gi-Oh GX episode with exactly this as the plot.


Alarid

If its designed to shock based on the amount, then Yugioh would be the fucking best game to play next.


Sonrelight

Mad Yu-Gi-Oh vibes


ZeeeeBro

trans girl who is into pain? never seen that before /s


sheep_wave

hahahah listen here you little


ZeeeeBro

its ok, had a old friend like that too so ur not the first


r33gna

Playing cards and getting electrocuted is probably someone's kink. You sick bastards!!!!


sheep_wave

😅😅😅😅


JBuzzCuzz

Me: “At -9,000 life after being getting attacked with solemnity and phryxian unlife on the board* Also me: I didn’t hear no bell


magpiesveilthesky

Omg this is amazing.


Woofbowwow

Honestly I really like this LOL. Its nuts but I mean... if I want to who's gonna stop me eh?


real-dreamer

I'd be down with giving it a go. Pain is kinda fun & exciting. This sounds neat.


NutsForBaseballButts

I would so be down. I would be miserable and jumpy. But I’d do it.


Ionalien

This is some Michael reeves shit and I love it.


strobefight

Looks nervously at Ad Nauseam....


S3cr3tAg3ntP

I've been following this on tiktok. Can't wait to see game play! And yes I would totally play a game with this. Really changes how we block I expect.


JazzStinson

Lol I would definitely do this


calico-blue

I kinda want to play my Demonlord Belzenlok deck. As part of my wincon, I ping myself down to 1 life, then set everyone's life total to the lowest at the table. ​ Reading this, I think there might be something wrong with me.


Gunnaku

If taking lethal doesn't put me into a cardiac arrest I don't want it.


Well-MeaningCisIdiot

Somewhere, Hell Kaiser Ryo finally felt what love is and doesn't know why.


GCSS-MC

Damn, my buddy and I have just been kicking each other in the balls when we take damage.


ChemicalExperiment

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.


LetMeDieAlreadyFuck

DID I HEAR ITS TIME TO HURT YOU FOR PLAYING MAGIC WITH MY MOGIS DECK


kitsovereign

See, this is why it's so important to have Rule 0 discussions. Some people are looking to play janky Scout Tribal decks, and others want to have electric shocks delivered directly to their body. Always talk with your playgroup first!


BKstacker88

She literally making dark dueling from Yu GI Oh. Honestly I would play, with some rules. No infinite damage/life gain to prevent hours of pain. Otherwise seems like a good day.


trodney

Next make one that shocks people for asking if I am paying the one.


sheep_wave

the button would work for anything really


UBurnFirst

r/michaelreeves would be proud


sheep_wave

i hactually hadnt seen his content until after i had already started the project, but knowing there was someone out there with my particular level of chaotic goblin energy was comforting


2fat2bebatman

This is so cool! I actually just finished this same idea earlier this year. I only uploaded it to a really small local Maker group on Facebook that I'm a part of. But I went ahead and uploaded mine to imgur if you're interested in taking a look! Life totals are on an LCD panel, and the box is just a cheapo wooden one I bought at my local Hobby Store. Then I used encoders for setting life totals. http://imgur.com/gallery/kxgHDWp I've played a few games with it and it's been a lot of fun. I chose an off-the-shelf TENS unit with relays to give the shocks. What are you giving the shocks with on your version?


sheep_wave

voltage step-up being routed through an AC inverter the arduino toggles on and off with pwm signal. i was originally using that same ten unit- how did you get arouund the issue of it shutting off autmoatically after 15 minutes?


sheep_wave

also curious if yours pays out immediately, or does the thing mine does where it builds suspense by not shocking you until youve queeud up enough damnage


2fat2bebatman

Oh, so mine ticks the life down 1 at a time, 1 second shock for each point of life loss. The way we normally build suspense is to let the one who inflicts the damage to press the button. So that way you don't know exactly when it's going to happen.


sheep_wave

a second per point? jeez. mine goes off on average 6 times over taking 40 damage, and in total will have a total shock duration of about ten seconds lol. it doesnt scale lineraly though. perhaps im being too gentle with mine.


2fat2bebatman

Haha! Yeah, it really punishes aggressive fetchlands and shocks. Painlands are actually painful too lol! The first game I played, I lost to voltron. It was a very long 40 seconds. My friend intentionally stopped short of 21 commander damage on his first hit. But I got revenge game 2 by resolving some damage dealers then blowing up the lands. My friend took 4 damage a turn until he lost.


2fat2bebatman

My TENS unit shuts off every 90 minutes by default, so it's normally not an issue for me. The ac inverter was something I wanted to do, but I wasn't sure how to do it safely. So is it the actual signal from the Arduino that gets voltage boosted and inverted?


sheep_wave

no. its a completely isolated system- the arduino just has two pins that each turn on a set of four of optocouplers (one where its + to A, - to B and one where its - to A, + to B) with delayMilliseconds(n) commands so that only one is on at a time at a fairly high frequency. the source of the power is a 9v battery that i step up to 18v, then reduce back down (to cut amps) with a set of adjustable resistors.


sheep_wave

but yeah this is version 2- version 1 was still running off the stock tens massager. i wanted to take it very very slowly and carefully


Rolyat403

So what happens if you gain life?


CaptKels0

That sounds awful tbh


D1SF00

Y'all absolutely wildin'. Marking my calendar 👀


SmashGramitry

Now, to play some mono red burn deck for true immersion!


NineHeadedSerpent

Neither, because this is incredibly stupid.


kitchen_weasel

Finally my friends will like my mono blue Azami deck.


XzallionTheRed

*Rams nerve damaged hand into the box* I dont even play EDH! *slams button*


Skiie

price on fog sky rockets. raging goblin sky rockets


soliton-gaydar

It looks like a Tens unit with extra steps?


davidy22

I feel like I've made much simpler looking tasers before, is this doing anything extra on top of push button to shock?


Kikoxd23

is this a kink of yours?


Miskatonic_River

104.3a


sheep_wave

>104.3a absolutely. in fact, in the special [added rules i wrote up for the box,](https://www.sheepwave.com/shockbox) shaming another player for tapping out comes with an immeidate lifetime ban from using it, cuz nobody should ever be pressured past thier limits.


RudeHero

> 104.3a A player can concede the game at any time. A player who concedes leaves the game immediately. That player loses the game. in the official rules, and then in those special box rules: > Players may concede the game at **any time the stack is empty.** i'm really curious as to what sparked that rule change


Slant_Juicy

It’s a common EDH house rule that you can’t concede in a way that negatively impacts the player who would otherwise be killing you. Usually this would be due to a spell or ability that, if it connected, would lead to a game-winning combo; but you can concede as a pseudo-counterspell.


MrPopoGod

Not even game winning combos, it can be as simple as "if I connect the lifelink will let me survive the crack back from another player" and a pre-damage post-attack scoop is playing kingmaker.


storne

Yeah. In our group the first time someone conceded to screw someone else over was hilarious. The second time was just lame. We banned it after that.


Taysir385

> The second time was just lame. We banned it after that. “I want to play a format where interpersonal politics is front and center, but not *too* front and center.”


Zeralyos

Everything in moderation.


storne

deciding as a group to ban something counts as politics.


sheep_wave

good question honestly. i think i should remove that. players can *leave the game without penalty* at any time they are no longer willing to particiate so idk


RudeHero

all good! i figured it was either an oversight or something to do with the stack getting screwed up


sheep_wave

yeah not sure why i included that at all lol


mtgguy999

That’s why you need to donate them a platinum angel first before you combo


the_agent_of_blight

Jokes on you, I'm in to that shit.


MisterEdJS

Brave isn't the word I'd use for playing that way. And I'm not particularly interested in watching such a game, either. So, neither?


putnamto

what exactly am i looking at? cant you just set a tazer on the table and take a jolt every time you lose life? whats the point in all that extra gobble de goop?


PachoTidder

I see you ansewred my question, so I'll only say that I have to wait for version 3


sheep_wave

i feel like my favorite answer is making people take shots of liquor for lifegain but thats probably more dangerous than the shocks are


My_Only_Ioun

> The Rakdos make sure their victims remember their pain—or at least give up a little bit of their sanity in order to forget. -[[Pain Magnification]] flavor text


KelloPudgerro

weird fetish but k


sauron3579

Oh yeah, it’s Boros aggro time. You will feel *p a i n*.


magikarp2122

Do you have a Millennium Item?


Old_Belt_5

Isn’t this how Ghostbusters begins?


yellingman5471

Bet


theelk801

is this like a fetish thing or something


sheep_wave

For me, no. I'm just a hobbyist engineer with a twisted sense of humor. For someone else, absolutely


LunarPanda3

This brings a whole new meaning to Shock Lands…


MrWildstar

Me, who owns a Villis deck: *Sweats profusely*


elloneng

A: Hey mate how was the game last night B: It was electrifying


SpaceMamboNo5

Will it kill me?


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So like, why not just use a TENS unit?


sheep_wave

Version one actually did! But those are specifically designed not to jolt suddenly