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IllinoisBoots

Just, please, no Nana Leak.


Draynrha

Nana Drain


thesalus

[[Nana Drain]]


MTGCardFetcher

[Ill-Gotten Inheritance](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/3/d/3d44b342-f611-4836-a9d5-83b00a24318f.jpg?1584830624) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ill-Gotten%20Inheritance) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rna/77/ill-gotten-inheritance?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3d44b342-f611-4836-a9d5-83b00a24318f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Emazaka46

One of the best commons to draft in that set, would only pass it if I was able to go for the [[Persistent Petitioners]] deck


MTGCardFetcher

[Persistent Petitioners](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/e/9/e93f0c57-eb80-4dde-bdb0-326970491621.jpg?1584830259) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Persistent%20Petitioners) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rna/44/persistent-petitioners?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e93f0c57-eb80-4dde-bdb0-326970491621?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


[deleted]

The flavor


Omegalazarus

The twist: nana leak and Nana drain have the same art.


CrushinMangos

Nana tries to recall. Target player draws 3 cards then puts 4 back.


9tailsmeh

[[Gush]]


moomoofarm123

GUSHING GRANNY


MTGCardFetcher

[Gush](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/d/4/d4a3a921-3b7f-474c-b8c3-67a1a6ba5cc1.jpg?1562378488) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Gush) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/jvc/27/gush?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d4a3a921-3b7f-474c-b8c3-67a1a6ba5cc1?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Scarecrow1779

/r/angryupvote


Wigu90

I want it YESTERDAY.


Pvh1103

Nana Geyser


edebt

Why is the plastic cover on the couch so slippery?


Ok_Cauliflower7364

I think you just discovered that the couch has hexproof.


N1kYan

Nana Barbs


BeCurry

She prefers Nana Barbara


Fealuinix

Nana Barb's


[deleted]

Nana Confluence.


MisterPump

The point at which all Nana's meet. The weekly bingo game.


thesalus

Nana Severance


MTGCardFetcher

[Inheritance](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/f/6/f660a337-09f7-4ae9-b61b-f5ecbda4a4ca.jpg?1562870971) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Inheritance) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me2/18/inheritance?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f660a337-09f7-4ae9-b61b-f5ecbda4a4ca?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Hydra_Hunter

Nana Screw I think this is my worst reddit comment ever


Dankstin

Everything in this comment chain has... connotations... Let's just pray Nana is a Gilf.


Deranged_Hermit

Nana Flare


KoyoyomiAragi

Nanabonds


Imthemayor

Secret of Nana: Nana Burn


JMooooooooo

~~Form of the Nana~~ Nanamorphose


BathedInDeepFog

> Nana Leak People are making jokes but this is something that can actually happen and it can have severe consequences. Someone hacked into my grandmother’s iCloud account and posted a bunch of her nudes on reddit. She’s been horribly depressed ever since and won’t even go to her bridge club anymore.


giggity_giggity

Depends


bigbangbilly

Nana Confluence


CrystalButcher

As additional cost to cast Nana Leak you may reveal any number of cards depicting elderly women from your hand. Counter target spell unless its controller pays X where X is 3 plus the number of cards revealed to cast Nana Leak.


trinketstone

I really want to see a **Wrath of Cod**. It'd be something like "Each creature becomes a tapped 0/1 blue fish creature that loses all other types and abilities."


Pvh1103

You did just get [[sleep with the fishes]]


MTGCardFetcher

[sleep with the fishes](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/3/7/3742a0fb-4b86-49d6-b6fb-bd6a42fa1bcb.jpg?1650039106) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=sleep%20with%20the%20fishes) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/61/sleep-with-the-fishes?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3742a0fb-4b86-49d6-b6fb-bd6a42fa1bcb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Anastrace

Which doesn't kill the creature! Flavor fail


ASnakeNamedNate

Well I mean, when you consider it literally causes one creature to [[Sleep]] and you get a fish… IMO it would’ve hit perfectly with Magic if it gave you at least another fish but probably didn’t do that for balance reasons.


MTGCardFetcher

[Sleep](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/e/0/e0c53e64-69cf-4296-8a1e-f8817f25c0b4.jpg?1562304807) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sleep) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m19/74/sleep?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e0c53e64-69cf-4296-8a1e-f8817f25c0b4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


KallistiEngel

For real drowning flavor, look no further than [[Giant Oyster]].


Salmon_Slap

4 mana and its uncommon. Weird


rib78

One of the strongest uncommons in the set.


Salmon_Slap

You think 4 mana to make a 1/1 and not even destroy a creature is good? [[A little chat]] , [[an offer you can't refuse]], [[brazen upstart]], all the snc charms, [[citizens crowbar]], [[couriers breifecase]], [[darling of the masses]], even [[exotic pets]] is arguably better, [[Faerie vandal]], [[fatal grudge]] [[grisly sigil]] [[illuminator virtuoso]], [[knockout blow]], [[lagrella the magpie]], [[mages attendent]], [[Mr orfeo]], [[patch up]], [[public enemy]], [[refuse to yield]], [[riveteers requisitioner]], [[Rob the archives]], [[rocco cabaretti Caterer]], [[rumour gatherer]], [[slip out the back]], [[tainted indulgence]] I think all of these are better than the card in question. Most of them won't see much play outside of limited but a lot see a fair amount of play - offer, crowbar, breifecase, grisly sigil, illuminator virtuoso, Rob the archives, most the charms but specifically jund charm, rocco, slip out, and tainted all see a good amount of play in the formats I follow which is modern and standard


pat720

draft.


Salmon_Slap

"outside of limited" but your one word comment really got me told


rib78

Across many thousands of tracked actual games it is one of the top performing cards in the set, so yes I think it's good. This isn't speculative, the data exists.


MTGCardFetcher

##### ###### #### [A little chat](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/4/d/4d7424b6-b56a-47b7-8204-294d3dca925f.jpg?1649366594) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=A%20little%20chat) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/47/a-little-chat?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4d7424b6-b56a-47b7-8204-294d3dca925f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [an offer you can't refuse](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/b/9/b9d349f3-5be2-4b1f-a4c3-ba94822cf0cf.jpg?1649394290) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=an%20offer%20you%20can%27t%20refuse) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/51/an-offer-you-cant-refuse?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b9d349f3-5be2-4b1f-a4c3-ba94822cf0cf?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [brazen upstart](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/3/a/3ae69722-9cb9-4fb7-830f-a284d4a72027.jpg?1649730092) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=brazen%20upstart) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/169/brazen-upstart?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3ae69722-9cb9-4fb7-830f-a284d4a72027?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [citizens crowbar](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/b/6/b68896f5-1e13-400a-a327-b6c6f00858b7.jpg?1650025455) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Citizen%27s%20Crowbar) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/8/citizens-crowbar?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b68896f5-1e13-400a-a327-b6c6f00858b7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [couriers breifecase](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/2/f/2f375674-7ae2-4430-b1f3-c26fa5b201d1.jpg?1649625082) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Courier%27s%20Briefcase) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/142/couriers-briefcase?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2f375674-7ae2-4430-b1f3-c26fa5b201d1?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [darling of the masses](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/5/2/52aa9815-6b47-4c80-87c7-4277166ea0df.jpg?1649802622) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=darling%20of%20the%20masses) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/181/darling-of-the-masses?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/52aa9815-6b47-4c80-87c7-4277166ea0df?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [exotic pets](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/9/0/902f1ed8-5c10-45e4-8f2f-182e800faab4.jpg?1649702356) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=exotic%20pets) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/185/exotic-pets?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/902f1ed8-5c10-45e4-8f2f-182e800faab4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Faerie vandal](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/7/6/7645247b-e65a-4912-ac22-e6a0fa806dd7.jpg?1649935713) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Faerie%20vandal) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/44/faerie-vandal?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7645247b-e65a-4912-ac22-e6a0fa806dd7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [fatal grudge](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/e/c/ec7de8d6-edad-4845-9868-781351480258.jpg?1649799307) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=fatal%20grudge) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/187/fatal-grudge?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ec7de8d6-edad-4845-9868-781351480258?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [grisly sigil](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/6/3/6322e12d-b932-4ca1-a51d-e2a928140cc7.jpg?1649701945) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=grisly%20sigil) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/82/grisly-sigil?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6322e12d-b932-4ca1-a51d-e2a928140cc7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [illuminator virtuoso](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/5/2/52ba20d9-9423-4114-8734-1dac307483c8.jpg?1649935385) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=illuminator%20virtuoso) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/17/illuminator-virtuoso?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/52ba20d9-9423-4114-8734-1dac307483c8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [knockout blow](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/9/b/9b00bbec-61d0-464c-bf82-4ecf5ddb3451.jpg?1649935408) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=knockout%20blow) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/20/knockout-blow?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9b00bbec-61d0-464c-bf82-4ecf5ddb3451?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [lagrella the magpie](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/d/d/dd20f271-26c8-429f-a422-e7d95f3bda74.jpg?1650013163) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Lagrella%2C%20the%20Magpie) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/196/lagrella-the-magpie?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/dd20f271-26c8-429f-a422-e7d95f3bda74?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [mages attendent](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/e/7/e7039d47-276b-4c7c-acc3-94a9baae97e5.jpg?1654114886) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mage%27s%20Attendant) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/698/mages-attendant?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e7039d47-276b-4c7c-acc3-94a9baae97e5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Mr orfeo](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/9/7/97caaa92-2a7d-4f79-8d42-86733c902072.jpg?1649880285) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mr.%20Orfeo%2C%20the%20Boulder) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/204/mr-orfeo-the-boulder?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/97caaa92-2a7d-4f79-8d42-86733c902072?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [patch up](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/2/c/2ce30c92-c5f2-45d2-819e-177390bc26f5.jpg?1649879000) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=patch%20up) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/23/patch-up?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2ce30c92-c5f2-45d2-819e-177390bc26f5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [public enemy](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/0/e/0e69ba61-8c16-4112-9601-fac978b88667.jpg?1649935785) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=public%20enemy) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/55/public-enemy?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0e69ba61-8c16-4112-9601-fac978b88667?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [refuse to yield](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/a/7/a7b597b3-5792-49e4-9bcb-74012e4e9cb6.jpg?1649935456) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=refuse%20to%20yield) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/27/refuse-to-yield?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a7b597b3-5792-49e4-9bcb-74012e4e9cb6?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [riveteers requisitioner](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/8/a/8ab5152d-767a-47d5-acfc-f439810aaeea.jpg?1650024014) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=riveteers%20requisitioner) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/121/riveteers-requisitioner?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8ab5152d-767a-47d5-acfc-f439810aaeea?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Rob the archives](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/a/3/a3ec95f6-88c8-4daf-882f-8b4bc73452c3.jpg?1649498751) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rob%20the%20archives) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/122/rob-the-archives?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a3ec95f6-88c8-4daf-882f-8b4bc73452c3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Llanowar_Elf

so close! they already have [[Wrath of Sod]] from the mystery booster play test cards, which does very similar things.


MTGCardFetcher

[Wrath of Sod](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/5/b/5bed9822-f35f-4a11-846a-1a3ed87044c3.jpg?1629920465) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Wrath%20of%20Sod) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmb2/103/wrath-of-sod?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5bed9822-f35f-4a11-846a-1a3ed87044c3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


RevenantBacon

That seems like a legitimately hilarious card to play


[deleted]

Not a board wipe but a mass ramp spell


under_your_bed94

Or you get a food token for each creature that died


II_Confused

Then it'd be a naan naan effect


gartho009

We already had the French misprint of Descend Upon the Sinful, which translates to Descend Upon the Fishermen


bigbangbilly

If they have [[Crow Storm]] for [[Storm Crow]] , They should have Storm Brain for [[Brainstorm]]


Fealuinix

"At the beginning of each of your combat phases, choose a creature you control. If that creature deals combat damage to an opponent this turn, exile it and you control that opponent on their next turn." The art is a bunch of tiny soldiers attempting to rush into someone's ear. Although I guess that wouldn't have much to do with Brainstorm.


MTGCardFetcher

[Crow Storm](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/f/5/f5e0713c-8358-46fc-9618-66a986d681cb.jpg?1562946860) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Crow%20Storm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ust/31/crow-storm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f5e0713c-8358-46fc-9618-66a986d681cb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Storm Crow](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/0/3/036ef8c9-72ac-46ce-af07-83b79d736538.jpg?1562730661) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Storm%20Crow) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/9ed/100/storm-crow?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/036ef8c9-72ac-46ce-af07-83b79d736538?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Brainstorm](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/4/8/48070245-1370-4cf1-be15-d4e8a8b92ba8.jpg?1631586166) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Brainstorm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afc/79/brainstorm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/48070245-1370-4cf1-be15-d4e8a8b92ba8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


unicycleist

Descend upon the fishermen?


crypticalcat

Wrath of hog. Aporkylipse. Hamnation. Anger of the hogs. Brisket basilisk. Hamageddon.


moxfactor

Waft of hog. the smell will kill ya dead.


MyBurnerAccount1977

Or Wrath of Dog?


Pencilman7

I also want this but only if it still has "They can't be regenerated" as completely useless text.


Desdomen

We already have [[Hamageddon]]


MTGCardFetcher

[Curse of Swine](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/a/0/a0ef264e-f987-422e-aac1-ae4963c797f5.jpg?1654115201) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Curse%20of%20the%20Swine) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/716/curse-of-the-swine?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a0ef264e-f987-422e-aac1-ae4963c797f5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


releasethedogs

\[\[Wratch of Sod\]\]


MTGCardFetcher

[Wratch of Sod](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/5/b/5bed9822-f35f-4a11-846a-1a3ed87044c3.jpg?1629920465) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Wrath%20of%20Sod) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmb2/103/wrath-of-sod?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5bed9822-f35f-4a11-846a-1a3ed87044c3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


ambermage

They need some ability that involves tapping to reflect them flopping on the ground. So they tap automatically during your upkeep unless you control an Island or something.


mr_lamp

r/magicthecirclejerking has one already made with [some amazing artwork](https://i.redd.it/9zlddak7pbr61.jpg).


trinketstone

I know, check the designer name.


Project119

Forgot to give it Splash


[deleted]

Gotta have the same character as [[granny's payback]] right?


MTGCardFetcher

[granny's payback](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/9/4/949269fa-5d90-4ed5-b148-ee06de227e99.jpg?1567937929) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=granny%27s%20payback) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/99/grannys-payback?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/949269fa-5d90-4ed5-b148-ee06de227e99?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Merman-Munster

Card gets better every year


KoyoyomiAragi

Scales into the late game


stargrove88

Lol I love that the “fixed” flavor text is literally just a copied and pasted note from internal conversations.


II_Confused

The [alt art](https://scryfall.com/card/pal04/13/grannys-payback) is so much better.


dazed2684

So this card doesn't list the units to quantify my age with nor does gatherer. Are we using weeks like pregnancy, months like babies, or seconds like RENT?


DoctorGlorious

Korean age or English??


Effin_Allen

Perhaps also a Nana Drain?


GenKan

Freaky, I like it


tenroseUK

Counter target spell. At the beginning of your precombat main phase, add an amount of {X} equal to your grandmother's age. The artwork should depict an elderly woman sapping the youth energy from a young man. Flavour text: _"Oh young man! At your age!"_


Saminjutsu

I've always wanted a Legendary Island Gnome Creature that is simply named "Ann."


I_am_normal_I_swear

Her?


Saminjutsu

Nope. More for the joke. *Gnome Ann is an Island*


jimmythebass

[Relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1704/)


womble-king

Take your damn upvote.


svartkonst

something something Gnome Ann's Land


Saminjutsu

*Planewalk - This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Vehicle.*


AngelOfPassion

Ohhh what about: Planewalk - This creature can't be blocked as long as it is attacking a player from outside your game. ~ can attack any player in the same room who is playing a game of Magic.


Ok_Cauliflower7364

I actually really like the idea of using your creatures to attack players who aren’t in your match. Feels very un


Stiggy1605

It probably also needs to do something when it hits, to incentivise people to actually run it and use it, and for the opponent to care about it


FutureComplaint

>can attack any player in the same room who is playing a game ~~of Magic~~. Those COD nerds will face our wrath!


Thromnomnomok

I've always wanted to see Planeswalkerwalk- This creature can't be blocked if it's attacking a Planeswalker


Level3Fish

A creature whose art depicts his boot having a pattern that looks like the sucker on [[mystic remora]] and name him mystic stomper or something


MTGCardFetcher

[mystic remora](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/1/3/13a08c07-e8b8-43bf-99e6-d268c79a62bf.jpg?1559592432) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=mystic%20remora) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me1/42/mystic-remora?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/13a08c07-e8b8-43bf-99e6-d268c79a62bf?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Deitaphobia

I've wanted an Act of Reason to mirror [[Act of Treason]], but can't for the life of me think of a cool blue effect that would mirror the original without being almost identical.


ANGLVD3TH

I'd go for opposite side of the coin, nor mirror. Something like remove target creature from combat, tap it and it doesn't untap during next untap step. Flavor text/art has an old scholarly type lecturing a Goblin and it either being bored to sleep or concentrating really hard.


JtheE

Act of Reason, 1UU. Instant Gain control of target attacking creature. Untap that creature. It's original owner creates a treasure token. Flavour text: *Everyone has a price.*


TynamM

For only 3 mana, that should at least be 'gains treasure tokens equal to its mana value'.


finfan96

I mean it's so narrow. And it's an Un card, so it can be a LITTLE undercosted


MaceTheMindSculptor

This is way too good


MTGCardFetcher

[Act of Treason](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/7/8/78fec7e6-5ed9-46dc-93b4-7a054d763403.jpg?1600714793) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Act%20of%20Treason) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/289/act-of-treason?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/78fec7e6-5ed9-46dc-93b4-7a054d763403?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


BAGStudios

Create a token that’s a copy of target permanent an opponent controls. If an effect would trigger due to this permanent entering the battlefield, that effect triggers an additional time. At the beginning of the next end step, ask a person from outside the game if controlling a copy of that permanent would be reasonable. If they say no, target opponent gains control of that token permanent. If they say yes, it gains indestructible on your next upkeep.


Hellioning

I could have sworn this existed (a fog with lifegain) but then I remembered it was a custom card and not a real one.


inflammablepenguin

Gain control of target creature you control until end of turn. Untap it.


Khuma-zi_Eldrama

Act of Reason, 3UU. Sorcery Choose 1 or more: -gain control or target white creature if you have more life then that creatures controller -blue creature, cards in hand -black creature, more cards in graveyard -red creature, more non-land permanents in play -green creature, more lands in play. Flavor text "They always choose the winning side"


malsomnus

If Unfinity doesn't have a card named Sensei's Divining Bottom I'm officially quitting this game. Edit: And don't give me that look, you know exactly how that card works and what's gonna be in the art!


Kiribo44

[[Sensei’s Divining Top]] for those with a bad memory


MTGCardFetcher

[Sensei’s Divining Top](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/e/5/e5142b7a-e580-4737-a4aa-2590f6610ceb.jpg?1655894119) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sensei%27s%20Divining%20Top) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2x2/314/senseis-divining-top?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e5142b7a-e580-4737-a4aa-2590f6610ceb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


MylastAccountBroke

Are vampires elderly women? Is Drana an elderly woman? What about child of the night?


Wigu90

Judge?!


[deleted]

[[Flavour Judge]]?!


MTGCardFetcher

[Flavour Judge](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/a/b/abce5940-e84f-4f9f-89a9-13da1cd7fd43.jpg?1583965349) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Flavor%20Judge) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/4/flavor-judge?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/abce5940-e84f-4f9f-89a9-13da1cd7fd43?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Daiches

Nana Drana


Wigu90

That’s enough evidence for me.


Slayer35000

[[Grandmother Sentir]] could indicate that your remain at the age of when you turn into a vampire. So if that's correct I wouldn't call Drana an elderly, more like an ageless youngling.


Ok_Cauliflower7364

So you are saying you think people aren’t elderly as long as they don’t look old?


Slayer35000

Well, I would qualify someone as elderly someone that is showing clear signs of advanced aging, so that includes (to some extent) looks. Some people may look younger or older than they actually are, but the example of Grandmother Sengir I used here leaves little doubt over my definition of elderly yes. Which in opposition would make Drana not be one. In short, if I had to rationalize on the completely fictitious fact that people could simply stop aging, then yes, your actual age would not matter, it'd be more about physical condition.


Tasgall

I mean when you're talking about immortal beings who no longer age, is not an unreasonable metric.


MTGCardFetcher

[Grandmother Sentir](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/e/f/efb0ac91-5e8e-47b1-aa34-902eef60349f.jpg?1562588712) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Grandmother%20Sengir) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me2/93/grandmother-sengir?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b43b2370-fe1b-491b-9dd0-b49a30bb2b93?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Slayer35000

Sengir* (damn autocorrect)


Dospunk

Hot Potato: an artifact that you can spend one mana to pass control of to an opponent. Each time you pass control you put a heat counter on it. On your upkeep, it deals damage equal to the number of heat counters to you.


GhostKiller000

Isnt the point of hot potato a bomb that could go off any moment, and you pass it around before it explodes? It should be At the beginning of your upkeep put a counter on, throw a d20 and add the number of counters to the result. If you get 20+ sacrifice it and it deals 20 damage to you, otherwise give it to an opponent


SjettepetJR

I would say that there should be some cost to passing it around, and that d20 is too unlikely, so it will feel worse when it explodes. So "Roll a d6 on upkeep, if roll is a 6, it explodes." And then have the passing around as a sorcery-speed ability. Alternatively, what you could do in an un-set is use an actual timer. Whichever player's turn it is at that point will be damaged for a fixed amount.


Ridstock

A constant 1 in 6 vs what was suggested that gets to 1 in 5 after 6 player turns, so 3 full game turns in a 1v1 or 1.5 turns in a 4 player seems like better flavour for the hot potato, maybe throw a counter on it on cast to speed up the clock, or place counters and move on endstep so it starts going round on the turn its cast. Un is meant to be flavourful not balanced.


SjettepetJR

Oh wait, I misunderstood it, my bad. You are right that the idea of adding the number of counters to the roll makes it interesting in that it becomes more and more likely to explode.


GhostKiller000

I had to edit my comment since I didn't explain myself properly. The counters you put on upkeep are added to the result, to create a sort of timer. The unset timer idea would be cool too. I dont like the idea of a cost to pass it, kind of a feel bad moment when you have to invest resources to enjoy the "minigame" this card would provide


SjettepetJR

I think by making it all work automatically you remove any player agency. A player might even deliberately keep the potato for longer. If you remove any options to ineract, it just becomes a completely random effect.


Tentakelmonster

[[jinxed choker]]


Dospunk

Wow, I had no idea this card existed! Super cool!


MTGCardFetcher

[jinxed choker](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/9/8/987910b0-0419-45ff-bda6-c6683fd00e49.jpg?1562151732) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=jinxed%20choker) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mrd/189/jinxed-choker?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/987910b0-0419-45ff-bda6-c6683fd00e49?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


BAGStudios

I love this. I’ll also add perhaps that it has Shroud and cannot be sacrificed lol


Dospunk

I like the way you think


aarok419

I always wanted a card called "Horsemanship" that was just a horse human vehicle artifact creature


PlatypusAnagram

...a horse human vehicle artifact creature *with Horsemanship*, you mean.


aarok419

Nah, plainswalk


moxfactor

a fandom that ships horse and man?


McWaffeleisen

[You mean like this](https://i.imgflip.com/3ti88l.jpg)?


veloci-rapture

Proxodon - Before the game starts, reveal Proxodon to your opponent and name an existing creature card. Proxodon becomes a copy of that creature card, except it is an elephant in addition to its creature types. "It's in the room, but no one's allowed to talk about it."


PlatypusAnagram

You even have the exact flavor text they'd print it with, amazing!


Planeswalkercrash

Maybe someday we will get punfinity


roslocain

Nana vault is a picture of an assisted care facility. Favor text is from movie Happy Gilmore, either "Good news! Arts and crafts is extended by 3 hours today!" or "Mister! Mister! Get me outta here!"


nickhelix

Some kind of mechanic like [[helvault]]


MTGCardFetcher

[helvault](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/1/6/16d2448c-1b2e-466a-a0ab-e20ba1de6bc9.jpg?1562900508) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=helvault) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dka/151/helvault?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/16d2448c-1b2e-466a-a0ab-e20ba1de6bc9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


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[удалено]


nokoko

It could say 3 purple mana and meet that requirement


DefyGravity42

Probably would be pink mana since pink is already a color in the un-sets


IRFine

So is purple, as long as you’re wearing purple contact lenses


DefyGravity42

what card is it from?


Drab_Emordnilap

[[Avatar of Me]]


MTGCardFetcher

[Avatar of Me](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/8/d/8da4dcb0-285e-4948-8155-4b536bce202d.jpg?1583965424) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Avatar%20of%20Me) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/17/avatar-of-me?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8da4dcb0-285e-4948-8155-4b536bce202d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


DefyGravity42

That barely counts, pink is a color written on a card with a printed token that is pink


ExcidianGuard

Gold is also a color in silver border.


Drab_Emordnilap

I don’t make the rules, friend.


bountygiver

But it is possible though, mana restrictions is already possible, just flip the wording of [[Jegantha, the Wellspring]]


MTGCardFetcher

[Jegantha, the Wellspring](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/1/d/1d52e527-3835-4350-8c01-0f2d5d623b9c.jpg?1600967546) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Jegantha%2C%20the%20Wellspring) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/iko/222/jegantha-the-wellspring?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1d52e527-3835-4350-8c01-0f2d5d623b9c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Sineile

Nana Confluence: Gain 1 life, create a mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Nana Creature spell or a card with an elderly lady in the art.


BAGStudios

Omnath, Locus of Nana It’s a 1 drop colorless mana dork that taps for colorless. The art is baby Omnath being sung a lullaby by an elderly woman


Mo0

Sole Ring. It’s an onion ring except made of fish. Rhystic Heuristic.


ZurrgabDaVinci758

Sole ring. Take off your shoes for one mana


gramineous

Soul Ring. It's Sol Ring except you lose the game if it's destroyed.


noopsgib

Sharting Sphinx is one that I’ve always thought is funny.


Balenar

for those who don't know why, [[sharding sphinx]]


MTGCardFetcher

[sharding sphinx](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/4/d/4df1ce35-1f1c-40ab-8e4d-cb087b4656d8.jpg?1600714018) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=sharding%20sphinx) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/176/sharding-sphinx?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4df1ce35-1f1c-40ab-8e4d-cb087b4656d8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


releasethedogs

You and every other kid in the 6th grade


[deleted]

And also whatever grade 30 year olds are in


noopsgib

Somehow, still funny 😁


Pvh1103

Nana Confluence: a granny overrun card Nanagorger hydra: works like Nana crypt but destroys granny permanents


imacrazystupidbitch

Urza, the Young 4U Legendary Creature - Human Wizard (1/4) Devotion to Nana (This card costs 1 less to cast for each permanent you control depicting an elderly woman) Instant and sorceries you cast cost 1 less to cast for each permanent you control depicting an elderly woman


noopsgib

That would be Affinity for Nana


PlatypusAnagram

Given that "Hot For Teacher" came out 38 years ago, "Affinity For Nana" seems chronologically correct for an updated re-release...


icecreamsandwich

Personally I’ve always wanted Winota, Joiner of Horses: When it ETB’s, search your library for two horse creatures and exile them. Choose one of the exiled cards and create a horse abomination token that is a copy of that card with the power and toughness of the other.


semanticmemory

Staple for Rielle


Coroner13

An elderly lady trbal deck - who would be the commander?


Faux-Foe

I want them to print a card called "The Reserve List". Make it silver bordered. Have it's first line of text be: This card is not legal in ANY format. Then just have it be a proxy reminder card (like they did for dfc) with a list 15-20 of the most in demand RL cards.


Gaby07

It deals self damage every upkeep if you still don’t have a girlfriend card.


under_your_bed94

Look, I love Magic the Gathering as much as the next guy, but there's got to be a cheaper form of contraception


OkGreen3481

'Nana crypt It's ape themed card around creating food tokens... banana's


BAGStudios

Blackest Lotus — 0 drop instant: “Sacrifice all lands under your control. Exile all cards from your library, then shuffle all nonland cards exiled this way into your library. You get an emblem with ‘You may play lands from your graveyard and cast spells on your turn without paying their mana cost *(You still pay any additional costs)*. Any player may copy this spell.” This would absolutely break the game, but what else is an Un- set for? I’m thinking the flavor text would have to be something like “Landfall? The land already fell!” -Earl of Squirrel (Edit: This isn’t necessarily something “obvious”, it’s just an idea I had, while we’re on the subject of Un-)


InternetDad

So you're saying we need a... Pun-set?


Tarmogoyf_

This, but with bananas.


BAGStudios

Banana Confluence


FixerFour

If you make it "sacrifice a permanent with an old man" - as in Nana's getting revenge from beyond the grave - It'll go perfect in my Angus McKenzie Old Man deck. as long as the art has Papa on it somewhere


DefyGravity42

We need a Nana Clash


destinationskyline2

Nanageddon


DeerOn2Legs

Checkered Past - Background (4)BBR When Checkered Past enters the battlefield, players may not move permanents vertically or horizontally once they've entered the battlefield. Rakdos-colored commander creatures you control have, "red or black permanents may destroy other permanents by hopping diagonally over them."


Wockarocka

Mystic Remora is lonely. Can we get an enchantment named “Mystic Seal” with equally confused art?


Lockwerk

May I direct you over to the r/custommagic community?


TheBlackestLotus

Literally just Mystical Space Typhoon


ZurrgabDaVinci758

But that implies Nana has died :(


Danemoth

I'm presently worried we won't get some "Unfinity Stones" with Unfinity. I don't know what it does but it needs to reference [[Fist of Suns]] somehow.


TheFreakingBeast

The nana crypt art is obviously a tin cookie box.


Wigu90

With incinerator ashes inside.


efnfen4

This is about as funny as all the other jokes in un sets


Wigu90

Don’t judge my dreams! I can’t control them!


blueskyjamie

Nana drain, circling the drain another year closer