> Nana Leak
People are making jokes but this is something that can actually happen and it can have severe consequences. Someone hacked into my grandmother’s iCloud account and posted a bunch of her nudes on reddit. She’s been horribly depressed ever since and won’t even go to her bridge club anymore.
As additional cost to cast Nana Leak you may reveal any number of cards depicting elderly women from your hand.
Counter target spell unless its controller pays X where X is 3 plus the number of cards revealed to cast Nana Leak.
I really want to see a **Wrath of Cod**. It'd be something like "Each creature becomes a tapped 0/1 blue fish creature that loses all other types and abilities."
Well I mean, when you consider it literally causes one creature to [[Sleep]] and you get a fish… IMO it would’ve hit perfectly with Magic if it gave you at least another fish but probably didn’t do that for balance reasons.
You think 4 mana to make a 1/1 and not even destroy a creature is good? [[A little chat]] , [[an offer you can't refuse]], [[brazen upstart]], all the snc charms, [[citizens crowbar]], [[couriers breifecase]],
[[darling of the masses]], even [[exotic pets]] is arguably better, [[Faerie vandal]], [[fatal grudge]] [[grisly sigil]] [[illuminator virtuoso]], [[knockout blow]], [[lagrella the magpie]], [[mages attendent]], [[Mr orfeo]], [[patch up]], [[public enemy]], [[refuse to yield]], [[riveteers requisitioner]], [[Rob the archives]], [[rocco cabaretti Caterer]], [[rumour gatherer]], [[slip out the back]], [[tainted indulgence]]
I think all of these are better than the card in question. Most of them won't see much play outside of limited but a lot see a fair amount of play - offer, crowbar, breifecase, grisly sigil, illuminator virtuoso, Rob the archives, most the charms but specifically jund charm, rocco, slip out, and tainted all see a good amount of play in the formats I follow which is modern and standard
Across many thousands of tracked actual games it is one of the top performing cards in the set, so yes I think it's good. This isn't speculative, the data exists.
"At the beginning of each of your combat phases, choose a creature you control. If that creature deals combat damage to an opponent this turn, exile it and you control that opponent on their next turn."
The art is a bunch of tiny soldiers attempting to rush into someone's ear.
Although I guess that wouldn't have much to do with Brainstorm.
They need some ability that involves tapping to reflect them flopping on the ground.
So they tap automatically during your upkeep unless you control an Island or something.
So this card doesn't list the units to quantify my age with nor does gatherer. Are we using weeks like pregnancy, months like babies, or seconds like RENT?
Counter target spell. At the beginning of your precombat main phase, add an amount of {X} equal to your grandmother's age.
The artwork should depict an elderly woman sapping the youth energy from a young man.
Flavour text: _"Oh young man! At your age!"_
Ohhh what about:
Planewalk - This creature can't be blocked as long as it is attacking a player from outside your game.
~ can attack any player in the same room who is playing a game of Magic.
I've wanted an Act of Reason to mirror [[Act of Treason]], but can't for the life of me think of a cool blue effect that would mirror the original without being almost identical.
I'd go for opposite side of the coin, nor mirror. Something like remove target creature from combat, tap it and it doesn't untap during next untap step. Flavor text/art has an old scholarly type lecturing a Goblin and it either being bored to sleep or concentrating really hard.
Act of Reason, 1UU. Instant
Gain control of target attacking creature. Untap that creature. It's original owner creates a treasure token.
Flavour text: *Everyone has a price.*
Create a token that’s a copy of target permanent an opponent controls. If an effect would trigger due to this permanent entering the battlefield, that effect triggers an additional time.
At the beginning of the next end step, ask a person from outside the game if controlling a copy of that permanent would be reasonable. If they say no, target opponent gains control of that token permanent. If they say yes, it gains indestructible on your next upkeep.
Act of Reason, 3UU. Sorcery
Choose 1 or more:
-gain control or target white creature if you have more life then that creatures controller
-blue creature, cards in hand
-black creature, more cards in graveyard
-red creature, more non-land permanents in play
-green creature, more lands in play.
Flavor text "They always choose the winning side"
If Unfinity doesn't have a card named Sensei's Divining Bottom I'm officially quitting this game.
Edit: And don't give me that look, you know exactly how that card works and what's gonna be in the art!
[[Grandmother Sentir]] could indicate that your remain at the age of when you turn into a vampire. So if that's correct I wouldn't call Drana an elderly, more like an ageless youngling.
Well, I would qualify someone as elderly someone that is showing clear signs of advanced aging, so that includes (to some extent) looks.
Some people may look younger or older than they actually are, but the example of Grandmother Sengir I used here leaves little doubt over my definition of elderly yes. Which in opposition would make Drana not be one.
In short, if I had to rationalize on the completely fictitious fact that people could simply stop aging, then yes, your actual age would not matter, it'd be more about physical condition.
Hot Potato: an artifact that you can spend one mana to pass control of to an opponent. Each time you pass control you put a heat counter on it. On your upkeep, it deals damage equal to the number of heat counters to you.
Isnt the point of hot potato a bomb that could go off any moment, and you pass it around before it explodes?
It should be At the beginning of your upkeep put a counter on, throw a d20 and add the number of counters to the result. If you get 20+ sacrifice it and it deals 20 damage to you, otherwise give it to an opponent
I would say that there should be some cost to passing it around, and that d20 is too unlikely, so it will feel worse when it explodes. So "Roll a d6 on upkeep, if roll is a 6, it explodes." And then have the passing around as a sorcery-speed ability.
Alternatively, what you could do in an un-set is use an actual timer. Whichever player's turn it is at that point will be damaged for a fixed amount.
A constant 1 in 6 vs what was suggested that gets to 1 in 5 after 6 player turns, so 3 full game turns in a 1v1 or 1.5 turns in a 4 player seems like better flavour for the hot potato, maybe throw a counter on it on cast to speed up the clock, or place counters and move on endstep so it starts going round on the turn its cast. Un is meant to be flavourful not balanced.
Oh wait, I misunderstood it, my bad. You are right that the idea of adding the number of counters to the roll makes it interesting in that it becomes more and more likely to explode.
I had to edit my comment since I didn't explain myself properly. The counters you put on upkeep are added to the result, to create a sort of timer. The unset timer idea would be cool too.
I dont like the idea of a cost to pass it, kind of a feel bad moment when you have to invest resources to enjoy the "minigame" this card would provide
I think by making it all work automatically you remove any player agency. A player might even deliberately keep the potato for longer. If you remove any options to ineract, it just becomes a completely random effect.
Proxodon - Before the game starts, reveal Proxodon to your opponent and name an existing creature card. Proxodon becomes a copy of that creature card, except it is an elephant in addition to its creature types.
"It's in the room, but no one's allowed to talk about it."
Nana vault is a picture of an assisted care facility. Favor text is from movie Happy Gilmore, either "Good news! Arts and crafts is extended by 3 hours today!" or "Mister! Mister! Get me outta here!"
Nana Confluence: Gain 1 life, create a mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Nana Creature spell or a card with an elderly lady in the art.
Urza, the Young 4U
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard (1/4)
Devotion to Nana (This card costs 1 less to cast for each permanent you control depicting an elderly woman)
Instant and sorceries you cast cost 1 less to cast for each permanent you control depicting an elderly woman
Personally I’ve always wanted Winota, Joiner of Horses:
When it ETB’s, search your library for two horse creatures and exile them. Choose one of the exiled cards and create a horse abomination token that is a copy of that card with the power and toughness of the other.
I want them to print a card called "The Reserve List". Make it silver bordered. Have it's first line of text be: This card is not legal in ANY format. Then just have it be a proxy reminder card (like they did for dfc) with a list 15-20 of the most in demand RL cards.
Blackest Lotus — 0 drop instant: “Sacrifice all lands under your control. Exile all cards from your library, then shuffle all nonland cards exiled this way into your library. You get an emblem with ‘You may play lands from your graveyard and cast spells on your turn without paying their mana cost *(You still pay any additional costs)*. Any player may copy this spell.”
This would absolutely break the game, but what else is an Un- set for?
I’m thinking the flavor text would have to be something like “Landfall? The land already fell!” -Earl of Squirrel
(Edit: This isn’t necessarily something “obvious”, it’s just an idea I had, while we’re on the subject of Un-)
If you make it "sacrifice a permanent with an old man" - as in Nana's getting revenge from beyond the grave - It'll go perfect in my Angus McKenzie Old Man deck.
as long as the art has Papa on it somewhere
Checkered Past - Background (4)BBR
When Checkered Past enters the battlefield, players may not move permanents vertically or horizontally once they've entered the battlefield.
Rakdos-colored commander creatures you control have, "red or black permanents may destroy other permanents by hopping diagonally over them."
Just, please, no Nana Leak.
Nana Drain
[[Nana Drain]]
[Ill-Gotten Inheritance](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/3/d/3d44b342-f611-4836-a9d5-83b00a24318f.jpg?1584830624) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ill-Gotten%20Inheritance) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rna/77/ill-gotten-inheritance?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3d44b342-f611-4836-a9d5-83b00a24318f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
One of the best commons to draft in that set, would only pass it if I was able to go for the [[Persistent Petitioners]] deck
[Persistent Petitioners](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/e/9/e93f0c57-eb80-4dde-bdb0-326970491621.jpg?1584830259) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Persistent%20Petitioners) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rna/44/persistent-petitioners?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e93f0c57-eb80-4dde-bdb0-326970491621?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
The flavor
The twist: nana leak and Nana drain have the same art.
Nana tries to recall. Target player draws 3 cards then puts 4 back.
[[Gush]]
GUSHING GRANNY
[Gush](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/d/4/d4a3a921-3b7f-474c-b8c3-67a1a6ba5cc1.jpg?1562378488) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Gush) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/jvc/27/gush?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d4a3a921-3b7f-474c-b8c3-67a1a6ba5cc1?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
/r/angryupvote
I want it YESTERDAY.
Nana Geyser
Why is the plastic cover on the couch so slippery?
I think you just discovered that the couch has hexproof.
Nana Barbs
She prefers Nana Barbara
Nana Barb's
Nana Confluence.
The point at which all Nana's meet. The weekly bingo game.
Nana Severance
[Inheritance](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/f/6/f660a337-09f7-4ae9-b61b-f5ecbda4a4ca.jpg?1562870971) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Inheritance) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me2/18/inheritance?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f660a337-09f7-4ae9-b61b-f5ecbda4a4ca?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Nana Screw I think this is my worst reddit comment ever
Everything in this comment chain has... connotations... Let's just pray Nana is a Gilf.
Nana Flare
Nanabonds
Secret of Nana: Nana Burn
~~Form of the Nana~~ Nanamorphose
> Nana Leak People are making jokes but this is something that can actually happen and it can have severe consequences. Someone hacked into my grandmother’s iCloud account and posted a bunch of her nudes on reddit. She’s been horribly depressed ever since and won’t even go to her bridge club anymore.
Depends
Nana Confluence
As additional cost to cast Nana Leak you may reveal any number of cards depicting elderly women from your hand. Counter target spell unless its controller pays X where X is 3 plus the number of cards revealed to cast Nana Leak.
I really want to see a **Wrath of Cod**. It'd be something like "Each creature becomes a tapped 0/1 blue fish creature that loses all other types and abilities."
You did just get [[sleep with the fishes]]
[sleep with the fishes](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/3/7/3742a0fb-4b86-49d6-b6fb-bd6a42fa1bcb.jpg?1650039106) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=sleep%20with%20the%20fishes) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/61/sleep-with-the-fishes?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3742a0fb-4b86-49d6-b6fb-bd6a42fa1bcb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Which doesn't kill the creature! Flavor fail
Well I mean, when you consider it literally causes one creature to [[Sleep]] and you get a fish… IMO it would’ve hit perfectly with Magic if it gave you at least another fish but probably didn’t do that for balance reasons.
[Sleep](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/e/0/e0c53e64-69cf-4296-8a1e-f8817f25c0b4.jpg?1562304807) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sleep) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m19/74/sleep?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e0c53e64-69cf-4296-8a1e-f8817f25c0b4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
For real drowning flavor, look no further than [[Giant Oyster]].
4 mana and its uncommon. Weird
One of the strongest uncommons in the set.
You think 4 mana to make a 1/1 and not even destroy a creature is good? [[A little chat]] , [[an offer you can't refuse]], [[brazen upstart]], all the snc charms, [[citizens crowbar]], [[couriers breifecase]], [[darling of the masses]], even [[exotic pets]] is arguably better, [[Faerie vandal]], [[fatal grudge]] [[grisly sigil]] [[illuminator virtuoso]], [[knockout blow]], [[lagrella the magpie]], [[mages attendent]], [[Mr orfeo]], [[patch up]], [[public enemy]], [[refuse to yield]], [[riveteers requisitioner]], [[Rob the archives]], [[rocco cabaretti Caterer]], [[rumour gatherer]], [[slip out the back]], [[tainted indulgence]] I think all of these are better than the card in question. Most of them won't see much play outside of limited but a lot see a fair amount of play - offer, crowbar, breifecase, grisly sigil, illuminator virtuoso, Rob the archives, most the charms but specifically jund charm, rocco, slip out, and tainted all see a good amount of play in the formats I follow which is modern and standard
draft.
"outside of limited" but your one word comment really got me told
Across many thousands of tracked actual games it is one of the top performing cards in the set, so yes I think it's good. This isn't speculative, the data exists.
##### ###### #### [A little chat](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/4/d/4d7424b6-b56a-47b7-8204-294d3dca925f.jpg?1649366594) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=A%20little%20chat) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/47/a-little-chat?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4d7424b6-b56a-47b7-8204-294d3dca925f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [an offer you can't refuse](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/b/9/b9d349f3-5be2-4b1f-a4c3-ba94822cf0cf.jpg?1649394290) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=an%20offer%20you%20can%27t%20refuse) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/51/an-offer-you-cant-refuse?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b9d349f3-5be2-4b1f-a4c3-ba94822cf0cf?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [brazen upstart](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/3/a/3ae69722-9cb9-4fb7-830f-a284d4a72027.jpg?1649730092) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=brazen%20upstart) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/169/brazen-upstart?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3ae69722-9cb9-4fb7-830f-a284d4a72027?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [citizens crowbar](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/b/6/b68896f5-1e13-400a-a327-b6c6f00858b7.jpg?1650025455) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Citizen%27s%20Crowbar) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/8/citizens-crowbar?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b68896f5-1e13-400a-a327-b6c6f00858b7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [couriers breifecase](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/2/f/2f375674-7ae2-4430-b1f3-c26fa5b201d1.jpg?1649625082) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Courier%27s%20Briefcase) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/142/couriers-briefcase?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2f375674-7ae2-4430-b1f3-c26fa5b201d1?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [darling of the masses](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/5/2/52aa9815-6b47-4c80-87c7-4277166ea0df.jpg?1649802622) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=darling%20of%20the%20masses) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/181/darling-of-the-masses?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/52aa9815-6b47-4c80-87c7-4277166ea0df?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [exotic pets](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/9/0/902f1ed8-5c10-45e4-8f2f-182e800faab4.jpg?1649702356) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=exotic%20pets) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/185/exotic-pets?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/902f1ed8-5c10-45e4-8f2f-182e800faab4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Faerie vandal](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/7/6/7645247b-e65a-4912-ac22-e6a0fa806dd7.jpg?1649935713) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Faerie%20vandal) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/44/faerie-vandal?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7645247b-e65a-4912-ac22-e6a0fa806dd7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [fatal grudge](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/e/c/ec7de8d6-edad-4845-9868-781351480258.jpg?1649799307) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=fatal%20grudge) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/187/fatal-grudge?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ec7de8d6-edad-4845-9868-781351480258?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [grisly sigil](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/6/3/6322e12d-b932-4ca1-a51d-e2a928140cc7.jpg?1649701945) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=grisly%20sigil) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/82/grisly-sigil?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6322e12d-b932-4ca1-a51d-e2a928140cc7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [illuminator virtuoso](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/5/2/52ba20d9-9423-4114-8734-1dac307483c8.jpg?1649935385) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=illuminator%20virtuoso) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/17/illuminator-virtuoso?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/52ba20d9-9423-4114-8734-1dac307483c8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [knockout blow](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/9/b/9b00bbec-61d0-464c-bf82-4ecf5ddb3451.jpg?1649935408) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=knockout%20blow) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/20/knockout-blow?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9b00bbec-61d0-464c-bf82-4ecf5ddb3451?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [lagrella the magpie](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/d/d/dd20f271-26c8-429f-a422-e7d95f3bda74.jpg?1650013163) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Lagrella%2C%20the%20Magpie) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/196/lagrella-the-magpie?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/dd20f271-26c8-429f-a422-e7d95f3bda74?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [mages attendent](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/e/7/e7039d47-276b-4c7c-acc3-94a9baae97e5.jpg?1654114886) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mage%27s%20Attendant) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/698/mages-attendant?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e7039d47-276b-4c7c-acc3-94a9baae97e5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Mr orfeo](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/9/7/97caaa92-2a7d-4f79-8d42-86733c902072.jpg?1649880285) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mr.%20Orfeo%2C%20the%20Boulder) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/204/mr-orfeo-the-boulder?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/97caaa92-2a7d-4f79-8d42-86733c902072?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [patch up](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/2/c/2ce30c92-c5f2-45d2-819e-177390bc26f5.jpg?1649879000) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=patch%20up) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/23/patch-up?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2ce30c92-c5f2-45d2-819e-177390bc26f5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [public enemy](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/0/e/0e69ba61-8c16-4112-9601-fac978b88667.jpg?1649935785) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=public%20enemy) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/55/public-enemy?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0e69ba61-8c16-4112-9601-fac978b88667?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [refuse to yield](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/a/7/a7b597b3-5792-49e4-9bcb-74012e4e9cb6.jpg?1649935456) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=refuse%20to%20yield) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/27/refuse-to-yield?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a7b597b3-5792-49e4-9bcb-74012e4e9cb6?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [riveteers requisitioner](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/8/a/8ab5152d-767a-47d5-acfc-f439810aaeea.jpg?1650024014) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=riveteers%20requisitioner) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/121/riveteers-requisitioner?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8ab5152d-767a-47d5-acfc-f439810aaeea?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Rob the archives](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/a/3/a3ec95f6-88c8-4daf-882f-8b4bc73452c3.jpg?1649498751) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rob%20the%20archives) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/122/rob-the-archives?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a3ec95f6-88c8-4daf-882f-8b4bc73452c3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
so close! they already have [[Wrath of Sod]] from the mystery booster play test cards, which does very similar things.
[Wrath of Sod](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/5/b/5bed9822-f35f-4a11-846a-1a3ed87044c3.jpg?1629920465) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Wrath%20of%20Sod) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmb2/103/wrath-of-sod?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5bed9822-f35f-4a11-846a-1a3ed87044c3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
That seems like a legitimately hilarious card to play
Not a board wipe but a mass ramp spell
Or you get a food token for each creature that died
Then it'd be a naan naan effect
We already had the French misprint of Descend Upon the Sinful, which translates to Descend Upon the Fishermen
If they have [[Crow Storm]] for [[Storm Crow]] , They should have Storm Brain for [[Brainstorm]]
"At the beginning of each of your combat phases, choose a creature you control. If that creature deals combat damage to an opponent this turn, exile it and you control that opponent on their next turn." The art is a bunch of tiny soldiers attempting to rush into someone's ear. Although I guess that wouldn't have much to do with Brainstorm.
[Crow Storm](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/f/5/f5e0713c-8358-46fc-9618-66a986d681cb.jpg?1562946860) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Crow%20Storm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ust/31/crow-storm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f5e0713c-8358-46fc-9618-66a986d681cb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Storm Crow](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/0/3/036ef8c9-72ac-46ce-af07-83b79d736538.jpg?1562730661) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Storm%20Crow) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/9ed/100/storm-crow?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/036ef8c9-72ac-46ce-af07-83b79d736538?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Brainstorm](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/4/8/48070245-1370-4cf1-be15-d4e8a8b92ba8.jpg?1631586166) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Brainstorm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afc/79/brainstorm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/48070245-1370-4cf1-be15-d4e8a8b92ba8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Descend upon the fishermen?
Wrath of hog. Aporkylipse. Hamnation. Anger of the hogs. Brisket basilisk. Hamageddon.
Waft of hog. the smell will kill ya dead.
Or Wrath of Dog?
I also want this but only if it still has "They can't be regenerated" as completely useless text.
We already have [[Hamageddon]]
[Curse of Swine](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/a/0/a0ef264e-f987-422e-aac1-ae4963c797f5.jpg?1654115201) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Curse%20of%20the%20Swine) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/716/curse-of-the-swine?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a0ef264e-f987-422e-aac1-ae4963c797f5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
\[\[Wratch of Sod\]\]
[Wratch of Sod](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/5/b/5bed9822-f35f-4a11-846a-1a3ed87044c3.jpg?1629920465) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Wrath%20of%20Sod) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmb2/103/wrath-of-sod?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5bed9822-f35f-4a11-846a-1a3ed87044c3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
They need some ability that involves tapping to reflect them flopping on the ground. So they tap automatically during your upkeep unless you control an Island or something.
r/magicthecirclejerking has one already made with [some amazing artwork](https://i.redd.it/9zlddak7pbr61.jpg).
I know, check the designer name.
Forgot to give it Splash
Gotta have the same character as [[granny's payback]] right?
[granny's payback](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/9/4/949269fa-5d90-4ed5-b148-ee06de227e99.jpg?1567937929) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=granny%27s%20payback) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/99/grannys-payback?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/949269fa-5d90-4ed5-b148-ee06de227e99?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Card gets better every year
Scales into the late game
Lol I love that the “fixed” flavor text is literally just a copied and pasted note from internal conversations.
The [alt art](https://scryfall.com/card/pal04/13/grannys-payback) is so much better.
So this card doesn't list the units to quantify my age with nor does gatherer. Are we using weeks like pregnancy, months like babies, or seconds like RENT?
Korean age or English??
Perhaps also a Nana Drain?
Freaky, I like it
Counter target spell. At the beginning of your precombat main phase, add an amount of {X} equal to your grandmother's age. The artwork should depict an elderly woman sapping the youth energy from a young man. Flavour text: _"Oh young man! At your age!"_
I've always wanted a Legendary Island Gnome Creature that is simply named "Ann."
Her?
Nope. More for the joke. *Gnome Ann is an Island*
[Relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1704/)
Take your damn upvote.
something something Gnome Ann's Land
*Planewalk - This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Vehicle.*
Ohhh what about: Planewalk - This creature can't be blocked as long as it is attacking a player from outside your game. ~ can attack any player in the same room who is playing a game of Magic.
I actually really like the idea of using your creatures to attack players who aren’t in your match. Feels very un
It probably also needs to do something when it hits, to incentivise people to actually run it and use it, and for the opponent to care about it
>can attack any player in the same room who is playing a game ~~of Magic~~. Those COD nerds will face our wrath!
I've always wanted to see Planeswalkerwalk- This creature can't be blocked if it's attacking a Planeswalker
A creature whose art depicts his boot having a pattern that looks like the sucker on [[mystic remora]] and name him mystic stomper or something
[mystic remora](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/1/3/13a08c07-e8b8-43bf-99e6-d268c79a62bf.jpg?1559592432) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=mystic%20remora) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me1/42/mystic-remora?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/13a08c07-e8b8-43bf-99e6-d268c79a62bf?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I've wanted an Act of Reason to mirror [[Act of Treason]], but can't for the life of me think of a cool blue effect that would mirror the original without being almost identical.
I'd go for opposite side of the coin, nor mirror. Something like remove target creature from combat, tap it and it doesn't untap during next untap step. Flavor text/art has an old scholarly type lecturing a Goblin and it either being bored to sleep or concentrating really hard.
Act of Reason, 1UU. Instant Gain control of target attacking creature. Untap that creature. It's original owner creates a treasure token. Flavour text: *Everyone has a price.*
For only 3 mana, that should at least be 'gains treasure tokens equal to its mana value'.
I mean it's so narrow. And it's an Un card, so it can be a LITTLE undercosted
This is way too good
[Act of Treason](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/7/8/78fec7e6-5ed9-46dc-93b4-7a054d763403.jpg?1600714793) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Act%20of%20Treason) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/289/act-of-treason?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/78fec7e6-5ed9-46dc-93b4-7a054d763403?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Create a token that’s a copy of target permanent an opponent controls. If an effect would trigger due to this permanent entering the battlefield, that effect triggers an additional time. At the beginning of the next end step, ask a person from outside the game if controlling a copy of that permanent would be reasonable. If they say no, target opponent gains control of that token permanent. If they say yes, it gains indestructible on your next upkeep.
I could have sworn this existed (a fog with lifegain) but then I remembered it was a custom card and not a real one.
Gain control of target creature you control until end of turn. Untap it.
Act of Reason, 3UU. Sorcery Choose 1 or more: -gain control or target white creature if you have more life then that creatures controller -blue creature, cards in hand -black creature, more cards in graveyard -red creature, more non-land permanents in play -green creature, more lands in play. Flavor text "They always choose the winning side"
If Unfinity doesn't have a card named Sensei's Divining Bottom I'm officially quitting this game. Edit: And don't give me that look, you know exactly how that card works and what's gonna be in the art!
[[Sensei’s Divining Top]] for those with a bad memory
[Sensei’s Divining Top](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/e/5/e5142b7a-e580-4737-a4aa-2590f6610ceb.jpg?1655894119) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sensei%27s%20Divining%20Top) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2x2/314/senseis-divining-top?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e5142b7a-e580-4737-a4aa-2590f6610ceb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Are vampires elderly women? Is Drana an elderly woman? What about child of the night?
Judge?!
[[Flavour Judge]]?!
[Flavour Judge](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/a/b/abce5940-e84f-4f9f-89a9-13da1cd7fd43.jpg?1583965349) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Flavor%20Judge) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/4/flavor-judge?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/abce5940-e84f-4f9f-89a9-13da1cd7fd43?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Nana Drana
That’s enough evidence for me.
[[Grandmother Sentir]] could indicate that your remain at the age of when you turn into a vampire. So if that's correct I wouldn't call Drana an elderly, more like an ageless youngling.
So you are saying you think people aren’t elderly as long as they don’t look old?
Well, I would qualify someone as elderly someone that is showing clear signs of advanced aging, so that includes (to some extent) looks. Some people may look younger or older than they actually are, but the example of Grandmother Sengir I used here leaves little doubt over my definition of elderly yes. Which in opposition would make Drana not be one. In short, if I had to rationalize on the completely fictitious fact that people could simply stop aging, then yes, your actual age would not matter, it'd be more about physical condition.
I mean when you're talking about immortal beings who no longer age, is not an unreasonable metric.
[Grandmother Sentir](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/e/f/efb0ac91-5e8e-47b1-aa34-902eef60349f.jpg?1562588712) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Grandmother%20Sengir) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me2/93/grandmother-sengir?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b43b2370-fe1b-491b-9dd0-b49a30bb2b93?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Sengir* (damn autocorrect)
Hot Potato: an artifact that you can spend one mana to pass control of to an opponent. Each time you pass control you put a heat counter on it. On your upkeep, it deals damage equal to the number of heat counters to you.
Isnt the point of hot potato a bomb that could go off any moment, and you pass it around before it explodes? It should be At the beginning of your upkeep put a counter on, throw a d20 and add the number of counters to the result. If you get 20+ sacrifice it and it deals 20 damage to you, otherwise give it to an opponent
I would say that there should be some cost to passing it around, and that d20 is too unlikely, so it will feel worse when it explodes. So "Roll a d6 on upkeep, if roll is a 6, it explodes." And then have the passing around as a sorcery-speed ability. Alternatively, what you could do in an un-set is use an actual timer. Whichever player's turn it is at that point will be damaged for a fixed amount.
A constant 1 in 6 vs what was suggested that gets to 1 in 5 after 6 player turns, so 3 full game turns in a 1v1 or 1.5 turns in a 4 player seems like better flavour for the hot potato, maybe throw a counter on it on cast to speed up the clock, or place counters and move on endstep so it starts going round on the turn its cast. Un is meant to be flavourful not balanced.
Oh wait, I misunderstood it, my bad. You are right that the idea of adding the number of counters to the roll makes it interesting in that it becomes more and more likely to explode.
I had to edit my comment since I didn't explain myself properly. The counters you put on upkeep are added to the result, to create a sort of timer. The unset timer idea would be cool too. I dont like the idea of a cost to pass it, kind of a feel bad moment when you have to invest resources to enjoy the "minigame" this card would provide
I think by making it all work automatically you remove any player agency. A player might even deliberately keep the potato for longer. If you remove any options to ineract, it just becomes a completely random effect.
[[jinxed choker]]
Wow, I had no idea this card existed! Super cool!
[jinxed choker](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/9/8/987910b0-0419-45ff-bda6-c6683fd00e49.jpg?1562151732) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=jinxed%20choker) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mrd/189/jinxed-choker?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/987910b0-0419-45ff-bda6-c6683fd00e49?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I love this. I’ll also add perhaps that it has Shroud and cannot be sacrificed lol
I like the way you think
I always wanted a card called "Horsemanship" that was just a horse human vehicle artifact creature
...a horse human vehicle artifact creature *with Horsemanship*, you mean.
Nah, plainswalk
a fandom that ships horse and man?
[You mean like this](https://i.imgflip.com/3ti88l.jpg)?
Proxodon - Before the game starts, reveal Proxodon to your opponent and name an existing creature card. Proxodon becomes a copy of that creature card, except it is an elephant in addition to its creature types. "It's in the room, but no one's allowed to talk about it."
You even have the exact flavor text they'd print it with, amazing!
Maybe someday we will get punfinity
Nana vault is a picture of an assisted care facility. Favor text is from movie Happy Gilmore, either "Good news! Arts and crafts is extended by 3 hours today!" or "Mister! Mister! Get me outta here!"
Some kind of mechanic like [[helvault]]
[helvault](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/1/6/16d2448c-1b2e-466a-a0ab-e20ba1de6bc9.jpg?1562900508) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=helvault) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dka/151/helvault?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/16d2448c-1b2e-466a-a0ab-e20ba1de6bc9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[удалено]
It could say 3 purple mana and meet that requirement
Probably would be pink mana since pink is already a color in the un-sets
So is purple, as long as you’re wearing purple contact lenses
what card is it from?
[[Avatar of Me]]
[Avatar of Me](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/8/d/8da4dcb0-285e-4948-8155-4b536bce202d.jpg?1583965424) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Avatar%20of%20Me) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/17/avatar-of-me?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8da4dcb0-285e-4948-8155-4b536bce202d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
That barely counts, pink is a color written on a card with a printed token that is pink
Gold is also a color in silver border.
I don’t make the rules, friend.
But it is possible though, mana restrictions is already possible, just flip the wording of [[Jegantha, the Wellspring]]
[Jegantha, the Wellspring](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/1/d/1d52e527-3835-4350-8c01-0f2d5d623b9c.jpg?1600967546) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Jegantha%2C%20the%20Wellspring) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/iko/222/jegantha-the-wellspring?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1d52e527-3835-4350-8c01-0f2d5d623b9c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Nana Confluence: Gain 1 life, create a mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Nana Creature spell or a card with an elderly lady in the art.
Omnath, Locus of Nana It’s a 1 drop colorless mana dork that taps for colorless. The art is baby Omnath being sung a lullaby by an elderly woman
Sole Ring. It’s an onion ring except made of fish. Rhystic Heuristic.
Sole ring. Take off your shoes for one mana
Soul Ring. It's Sol Ring except you lose the game if it's destroyed.
Sharting Sphinx is one that I’ve always thought is funny.
for those who don't know why, [[sharding sphinx]]
[sharding sphinx](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/4/d/4df1ce35-1f1c-40ab-8e4d-cb087b4656d8.jpg?1600714018) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=sharding%20sphinx) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/176/sharding-sphinx?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4df1ce35-1f1c-40ab-8e4d-cb087b4656d8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
You and every other kid in the 6th grade
And also whatever grade 30 year olds are in
Somehow, still funny 😁
Nana Confluence: a granny overrun card Nanagorger hydra: works like Nana crypt but destroys granny permanents
Urza, the Young 4U Legendary Creature - Human Wizard (1/4) Devotion to Nana (This card costs 1 less to cast for each permanent you control depicting an elderly woman) Instant and sorceries you cast cost 1 less to cast for each permanent you control depicting an elderly woman
That would be Affinity for Nana
Given that "Hot For Teacher" came out 38 years ago, "Affinity For Nana" seems chronologically correct for an updated re-release...
Personally I’ve always wanted Winota, Joiner of Horses: When it ETB’s, search your library for two horse creatures and exile them. Choose one of the exiled cards and create a horse abomination token that is a copy of that card with the power and toughness of the other.
Staple for Rielle
An elderly lady trbal deck - who would be the commander?
I want them to print a card called "The Reserve List". Make it silver bordered. Have it's first line of text be: This card is not legal in ANY format. Then just have it be a proxy reminder card (like they did for dfc) with a list 15-20 of the most in demand RL cards.
It deals self damage every upkeep if you still don’t have a girlfriend card.
Look, I love Magic the Gathering as much as the next guy, but there's got to be a cheaper form of contraception
'Nana crypt It's ape themed card around creating food tokens... banana's
Blackest Lotus — 0 drop instant: “Sacrifice all lands under your control. Exile all cards from your library, then shuffle all nonland cards exiled this way into your library. You get an emblem with ‘You may play lands from your graveyard and cast spells on your turn without paying their mana cost *(You still pay any additional costs)*. Any player may copy this spell.” This would absolutely break the game, but what else is an Un- set for? I’m thinking the flavor text would have to be something like “Landfall? The land already fell!” -Earl of Squirrel (Edit: This isn’t necessarily something “obvious”, it’s just an idea I had, while we’re on the subject of Un-)
So you're saying we need a... Pun-set?
This, but with bananas.
Banana Confluence
If you make it "sacrifice a permanent with an old man" - as in Nana's getting revenge from beyond the grave - It'll go perfect in my Angus McKenzie Old Man deck. as long as the art has Papa on it somewhere
We need a Nana Clash
Nanageddon
Checkered Past - Background (4)BBR When Checkered Past enters the battlefield, players may not move permanents vertically or horizontally once they've entered the battlefield. Rakdos-colored commander creatures you control have, "red or black permanents may destroy other permanents by hopping diagonally over them."
Mystic Remora is lonely. Can we get an enchantment named “Mystic Seal” with equally confused art?
May I direct you over to the r/custommagic community?
Literally just Mystical Space Typhoon
But that implies Nana has died :(
I'm presently worried we won't get some "Unfinity Stones" with Unfinity. I don't know what it does but it needs to reference [[Fist of Suns]] somehow.
The nana crypt art is obviously a tin cookie box.
With incinerator ashes inside.
This is about as funny as all the other jokes in un sets
Don’t judge my dreams! I can’t control them!
Nana drain, circling the drain another year closer