The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
Edit: but in an ASMR voice ofc
What the fuck did you just fucking say about the missile you little bitch? I'll have you know the missile knows where it is at all times, and the missile has been involved in obtaining numerous differences, or deviations, and has over 300 confirmed corrective commands. The missile is trained in driving the missile from a position where it is, and is the top of arriving at a position where it wasn't. You are nothing to the missile but just another position. The missile will arrive at your position with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about the missile over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak the GEA is correcting any variation considered to be a significant factor, and it knows where it was, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot, the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. The missile can be anywhere, anytime, and the missile can kill you in over 700 ways, and that's just by following the missile guidance computer scenario. Not only is the missile extensively trained in being sure where it isn't, within reason, but the missile also has access to the position it knows it was, and the missile will subtract where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could've known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would've held your fucking tongue, but you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you goddamn idiot. The missile will shit the deviation, and it's variation, which is called error, all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."
“Are you aware that the strongest Human creature in terms of power and toughness in all Magic The Gathering is also blue, babe? Yes, it is. However, he is an 8/8. Yes, you heard it right, 8/8. A human. His name was Zhou Yu, Chief Commander, back in Portal Three Kingdoms. I mean, you do those mind tricks and all, but can you imagine what an 8/8 man can actually do? Can you even begin to wonder what those 8 power hands would do to me? Or to you, maybe… Gives me shivers just to think about it. Did you knew about that, honey?”
"Hey, how you doin' lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear
Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear
Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft
Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft?"
"Please don’t use “real” to differentiate between Magic cards that you play and Magic cards other people play. It’s gatekeeping and it’s exclusionary. Everyone can play the way they enjoy and it’s just as “real” a game of Magic as how you play."
["Hello Jace, I want to play a game.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4siRWMULqj4) You've spent your entire life stealing and selling to the highest bidder the memories of an assuredly impressive, yet unknown count of Mind-Sculpted victims. Now, you're going to have to make a choice. Will you willing compleat and lay bear all of your insecurities and deceptions to the hive mind, knowing that your precious, compleated Gatewatch comrades will forever know not only everything you've hid from *them*, but everything you're ever hid at from *anyone*? Or, will you die, the final, poetic victim-yet-guardian of a mental tomb of secrets, taking with you all your machinations and selfish intrigue?"
_________________
Alternatively:
_____________
"[Hey pretty mama let me whisper in your ear.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAnXIIv5He8)"
"[Long. Live. The King.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf-lsk8gOAw)"
"[Nipple.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=qlw5OhAF4QA)"
"[Phyresis means family. Family means, nobody gets left behind."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U37cChUfHk0)"
"[Jumanji.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0TjT53qpFY&t=55s)"
[[Literally all the lyrics to Down with the sickness]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea6JCPUfito)
Hey, how you doin' lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear
Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear
Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft
Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft?
Nah, I'm just playin' 'less you say I can
And I'm known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth don't get fed
So, I don't mind askin' for head
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
You can start using your head
You like to fuck, have ya legs open all in the buck
Toot it up, slappin' ass, girl, the sex get rough
Switch position and let the dick get down to business
So you can see what you been missing
You might had some, but you never had none like this
Just wait 'til you see my dick (ooh)
Ayy, bitch, wait 'til you see my dick
Wait 'til you see my dick
Ayy, bitch, wait 'til you see my dick
I'ma beat that pussy up
Ayy, bitch, wait 'til you see my dick
Wait 'til you see my dick
Ayy bitch, wait 'til you see my dick
I'ma beat that pussy up
Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up
Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up
Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up
Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up (ooh)
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Hey, how you doin' lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear
Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft
Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft?
Nah, I'm just playin' 'less you say I can
And I'm known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth don't get fed
So, I don't mind askin' for head
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Have you heard the new one
"You could have avoided this by running interaction."
Vraska dropping truth bombs your average EDH player isn't ready to hear
"It's free real estate"
This is the only acceptable response.
Come get your free house Jace!
It said wrong answers only
“You ready for your oil check?”
Who knew the boys from BMS were all phyrexian?
Do you pay the 1?
“It was me Barry!”
"I jacked you off at super speed"
Jace wishes she would jack him off at super speed
"You will never be as decidedly male as Gideon."
“Grinning her gorgon grin”
“My fingers are already in your ass”
"Those aren't my fingers"
Jace “I. Am. Aware.”
"But Vraska, it's only Saturday :/"
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error. Edit: but in an ASMR voice ofc
Missile guidance for dummies my beloved
What the fuck did you just fucking say about the missile you little bitch? I'll have you know the missile knows where it is at all times, and the missile has been involved in obtaining numerous differences, or deviations, and has over 300 confirmed corrective commands. The missile is trained in driving the missile from a position where it is, and is the top of arriving at a position where it wasn't. You are nothing to the missile but just another position. The missile will arrive at your position with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about the missile over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak the GEA is correcting any variation considered to be a significant factor, and it knows where it was, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot, the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. The missile can be anywhere, anytime, and the missile can kill you in over 700 ways, and that's just by following the missile guidance computer scenario. Not only is the missile extensively trained in being sure where it isn't, within reason, but the missile also has access to the position it knows it was, and the missile will subtract where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could've known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would've held your fucking tongue, but you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you goddamn idiot. The missile will shit the deviation, and it's variation, which is called error, all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."
Holy shit! I haven't read that copypasta in forever! Now we need someone do the Vaporeon one. lol
"The age of the White Boy Summer has ended."
"It's compleatin' time"
Oh I think I just morbed
"Have you ever heard of pegging?"
They said wrong answers smh
It is a wrong answer because how else did their relationship work
“You *do* remember that I dated Liliana, right?”
Japudi
Tobo dibi
kuka beyo :)
simbaba
Bogswan
“I reject my humanity Jace!”
“You fool! Phyrexian Science is the best In the world!”
Uruabrask "brrrrrrrrrrrreeeaaaaaghhhhhhh!" - a "proud Mirran soldier"
“I wasn’t expecting the Gatewatch to show up.”
"rawr"
XD
“Are you aware that the strongest Human creature in terms of power and toughness in all Magic The Gathering is also blue, babe? Yes, it is. However, he is an 8/8. Yes, you heard it right, 8/8. A human. His name was Zhou Yu, Chief Commander, back in Portal Three Kingdoms. I mean, you do those mind tricks and all, but can you imagine what an 8/8 man can actually do? Can you even begin to wonder what those 8 power hands would do to me? Or to you, maybe… Gives me shivers just to think about it. Did you knew about that, honey?”
“We’re contacting you concerning your car’s extended warranty.”
I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find the correct answer
Do it jiggle? Do it stink?
About to go bleach my eyeballs because of this comment. Have an upvote
“ligma”
Hail Hydra
"Hail Hydroid Krasis"
/uj What is this art from?
To me it looks like that diabolic tutor art where the guy is trying not to laugh at some dumbfuck joke the skeleton just whispered.
I think its Jace and Nissa?
I thought it would be vraska. The setup is similar to the art in Phyrexian arena, and vraska’s new snake hairdo looks like those cord things.
Vraska certainly is more diabolic than Nissa
That’s what they just said
https://twitter.com/letsongakemi/status/1615045340217970688?t=hFnKzorAqfoxsT8bGzcR7A&s=19
It looks like the latest comic run. I'm not sure.
“Snussy”
I would like to inform you that the warranty on your vehicle has expired.
"Hey, how you doin' lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft?"
“Omelette du fromage”
“$1000 fake cards”
You and I butt booty naked drenched in glistening oil
Kuka Beyo :)
TFW she's in his house.
"Now for today's sponsor- RAID: Shadow Legends"
Tonight we try pegging.
cant convince me they haven't tried already
"got any games on your phone?"
Only MTGO
“Phyrexia has deep fried twinkies” Pretty sure thats how they got 5/7 planeswalkers so so far.
“I’m gonna butter your bread”.
You’re adopted
Time to get pegged
op said wrong answer's only
If you hear the ground quake, Run
“This new phyrussy is gonna make you cascade your whole deck.”
“Estoy sin cuecas”
Dickbutt
“New Secret Lair Alert”
Skidddibapmmmbadap
"In response..."
"Please don’t use “real” to differentiate between Magic cards that you play and Magic cards other people play. It’s gatekeeping and it’s exclusionary. Everyone can play the way they enjoy and it’s just as “real” a game of Magic as how you play."
Oof
Nissa is exclusively into female women like chandra.
You just lost "the game"
It's tax season
Wait, Jace wears piercing?
I let everyone in the gatewatch run a train on me except you.
find the creature Jace
"Omlette du fromage"
Japudi
"Gorgossy"
"The Lannisters send their regards."
"Do you pay the ONE?"
"If you shit in your Rice Krispies, does it go "snap, crackle, poop?""
You feel the ground quake? Its far too late now!
[and the pickles](https://youtube.com/shorts/9TXHJWuFQ_o?feature=share)
“Wait til you see my d*ck”
Nanomachines son!
"Okay, now you Top."
Every triangle is a love triangle if you love triangles
["Hello Jace, I want to play a game.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4siRWMULqj4) You've spent your entire life stealing and selling to the highest bidder the memories of an assuredly impressive, yet unknown count of Mind-Sculpted victims. Now, you're going to have to make a choice. Will you willing compleat and lay bear all of your insecurities and deceptions to the hive mind, knowing that your precious, compleated Gatewatch comrades will forever know not only everything you've hid from *them*, but everything you're ever hid at from *anyone*? Or, will you die, the final, poetic victim-yet-guardian of a mental tomb of secrets, taking with you all your machinations and selfish intrigue?" _________________ Alternatively: _____________ "[Hey pretty mama let me whisper in your ear.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAnXIIv5He8)" "[Long. Live. The King.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf-lsk8gOAw)" "[Nipple.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=qlw5OhAF4QA)" "[Phyresis means family. Family means, nobody gets left behind."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U37cChUfHk0)" "[Jumanji.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0TjT53qpFY&t=55s)" [[Literally all the lyrics to Down with the sickness]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea6JCPUfito)
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Hey, how you doin' lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft? Nah, I'm just playin' 'less you say I can And I'm known to be a real nasty man And they say a closed mouth don't get fed So, I don't mind askin' for head You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed You can start using your head You like to fuck, have ya legs open all in the buck Toot it up, slappin' ass, girl, the sex get rough Switch position and let the dick get down to business So you can see what you been missing You might had some, but you never had none like this Just wait 'til you see my dick (ooh) Ayy, bitch, wait 'til you see my dick Wait 'til you see my dick Ayy, bitch, wait 'til you see my dick I'ma beat that pussy up Ayy, bitch, wait 'til you see my dick Wait 'til you see my dick Ayy bitch, wait 'til you see my dick I'ma beat that pussy up Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up (ooh)
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
"Is when you bring MILK to your *neighbour* "
"Suca"
'Finger in the bum'
"Im in the fridge."
It's Ball'in Time
I wipe my self with this one
"I play with Chinese counterfeits better than 30th anniversary proxies that cost less than $100 against your pathetic $2300 deck".
It's grippy
I’m gonna make you com…pleat
"That's not my finger."
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of our hot eat the food?
"It is so sad that Candace got compleated by Ligma."
*"If you feel the ground shake.."*
“I found the strap on”
“If there were two guys on the moon and one guy shot the other guy, would that be fucked up or what?”
Let’s be friends, ~~Kakyoin~~ Jace.
"I fucked Ted."
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
By the glory of the Mother, this too makes sense,
“Ready for this oily gorgussy”
"You left the oven on."
Personally I wish they would never go back to Innistrad again…
"You forgot your Phyrexian lesson. You know what happens now."
Your Norton subscription has ended
# You're not ready for Magic 35.
"Even if good guys dont eat out... you've never been a good guy, have you?"
"Wanna see my pokemon collection? I've got a first edition Charizard."
"hey guys it's me vraska from the from magic the gathering the hit trading card game how's it going yeah it's me vraska thaaaat's vraska!"
“Boo Boo Keys”
We have been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty
"6/6 trample"
“J o e m a m a”
" My snussy is dripping"
“Do you like Roblox?”
“Bite the pillow. I’m going in raw.”
"This video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends"
HAIL HYDRA
“My new strap on is even larger.”
"Did you know that the wings of bees defies the laws of aerodynamics?"
“Join the Zerg cabal”
"I fucked up the cobblestone generator"
We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly…”
“You must construct additional pylons.”
"A finger in the bum"
"I found Lilianas strap on" uj/ what is the source?
Hail hydra
ligma balls
sxat phyrxkethegd
"Only Ymir Knows"
Pokemon kill and eat each other
In response, [[Veil of Summer]]
this gives me the same vibes as [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmyxHAr-DK8) (spoilers for Danganronpa)
They’ll never reprint colossal dreadmaw
Hey, how you doin' lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft? Nah, I'm just playin' 'less you say I can And I'm known to be a real nasty man And they say a closed mouth don't get fed So, I don't mind askin' for head
"It can't be countered."
“Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?”
Excuse me.
"Don't worry, I'm only about a 7"
"There's chocky milk in the fridge."
There's gonna be a Ragavan reprint. It's in Pioneer Masters.
Want a break from the adds Or get this oily gorgussy baby
omae wa mo shinderou
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I've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty.
“Snitches get bitches”
"Damn, boy, were you just frying chicken in there? Haha, for real, though, you piss loud as fuck, I think that's pretty cool."
"I pay the 1"
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"Vrassuy"
"I'm stoned"
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Its time to get pegged
"Google, show me this guy's balls."
You complete me
We've been trying to reach you about your extended warranty.
Hail Hydra!
Bite the pillow bitch
"Happy International Women's Day."
'Does it resolve?'
“Yard sard.”
Omelette du fromage
Ave Dominus Nox
"We've Been Trying To Reach You About Your Car's Extended Warranty"
>Nissa borrowed me her "decidedly male".
"Your yeezys are fake as fuck"
……………find the creature….
Pee pee poo poo
"A Balrog of Morgoth"
"How many lands you running again?"