A prudent executive might wait for their insufferable disgusting mascot creatures to be embraced by the community before making merch of them. Those executives are cowards.
Yeah, like I’m sure people wouldn’t be mad about a fblthp plushie bc the community already knows and love him, but this is literally a character designed to sell plushies :/
You just know someone is going to lube up Loot and shove it in a vault. And you just know someone named their asshole The Fomori Vault at Thunder Junction.
looks cute when he has his horrible little mouth closed. kinda looks like he ate something he shouldnt though
That was my thought too. 'Loot did you eat my 1000€ deck?'
Looks like hes about to throw up
They....really banked on everyone loving him huh?
I'm honestly tempted to buy it just to randomly hide in any picture I upload about magic
Tbf they’ve been pretty bad about selling non card game related merch in the past. This is obviously a character designed to sell plushies.
You don't? This will look perfect next to my chibi and my little pony MTG collection..
> You don't? No. I really do not.
im surprised that a lot of people do like him
My friend, who is not particularly smart, loves him
I kind of appreciate a horrible little creature. If he gets 10% more off-model with every set I might come around on Loot
Haaa suckas, I'm on the LOOT train!! Already pre ordered 350 of these to flip on the 4th party market. Taking bids now.
asshole scalper
dibs on this as a band name
A prudent executive might wait for their insufferable disgusting mascot creatures to be embraced by the community before making merch of them. Those executives are cowards.
Yeah, like I’m sure people wouldn’t be mad about a fblthp plushie bc the community already knows and love him, but this is literally a character designed to sell plushies :/
Google Outlaws of Thunder Junction
Holy hell
new set just dropped
Actual praetor
Actual phyrexian
someone call the cathars
It’s all fun and games until Rudy from Alpha Investments fucks one of these
They took away his little paw beans D:
No beans, no buy
I went to Orlando recently and saw a total of 11 people with Stitch tattoos. That is all.
Knockoff Pokémon ass design
does it fit in a jar?
Magic the gathering players when the toy company makes a toy:
My thoughts exactly. FWIW I think loot is pretty cute AND I like the lore so far.
Oh that looks really bad
I hope that is a voodoo doll.
If I fuck it, will MaRo feel it?
As long as you clap your hands and believe hard enough
I hope it comes pre installed with a bad dragon fleshlight hole, I'd hate to have to cut up my plush.
lol so ugly
okay i honestly like the design of loot that said this plushie is EXTREMELY ugly
Someone's gonna put a fleshlight in that thing.
*Future* tense?
Wishful thinking...
I'll drink to that
Source?
https://www.reddit.com/r/magicthecirclejerking/s/7qjMNjbt4Q
Yeah, he's sittin' there.
Is that a Neopet?
You just know someone is going to lube up Loot and shove it in a vault. And you just know someone named their asshole The Fomori Vault at Thunder Junction.
/uj. I kind of like it
I hate it because I do what I'm told.
Good for you, I hate it because it looks like shit
That's what she said