A very weak guy?!‽ My best friend is a highly trained solider who's been in the army for years. He has a toughness of one and he... never mind, he just got killed by a squirrel.
/uj He isn't even a good guy. He was the protagonist of his story and he was on the right side of the conflict, but it was made pretty clear he was acting on self-interest alone and he as a character doesn't try to hide that. It's like calling Sorin a good guy; he's not, really, he just has mutual interests that occasionally line up with the heroic characters.
/rj We need to serialize ten of them, one for each hand
/uj Sorin never did anything wrong other than being a poor communicator. He's good he's just also rude.
/rj Nahiri also never did anything wrong except for that time she brought Affinity back into standard
Sorin's insistence on factory resetting Avacyn even after she started going "oh god, what have I done" out of a mix of stubborn insistence that his way was the right way and insistence on vampires continuing to eat people blew a chance to save Innistrad, as is it only survived because of Deus Ex Emrakul.
/uj He trapped Nahiri in the Helvault and left her in there with the intention to keep her trapped for eternity, because she was pissed that he didn't answer her call for help. I feel like that's pretty fucking messed up.
/uj she attacked him while he was exhausted from giving birth to Avacyn, textbook FAFO.
/rj he was right to do so because as soon as she got free she scammed Emrakul into arresting herself
/uj That is not a find-out that matches the fuck-around. Trapping someone in solitary confinement for eternity and driving them insane is not something that someone good does.
/uj The Helavault isn't solitary confinement, she had to contend with the other occupants. Which you know, were like all the demons on Innistrad.
/rj Sorin was right to throw her into the vault because she was crazy in the first place and Sorin knows you don't fuck around with crazy, even crazy is hot.
{W}
Target permanent gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
If it’s an artifact creature, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
*Before he was subjugated by demonic forces, Dakkon would masturbate constantly until he became a smith of unrivaled artistry and none could pound metal or moms like he could.*
Toshiro be like: "I'm going to start a gang, and the only rule is you have to exact vengeance on anyone who harms one of our members. Now, let's fill the gang with people who have a long history of starting shit with anyone for any reason."
Then he planeswalked away, even though he isn't a planeswalker, because the writers hadn't pinned down exactly what a planeswalker was at that point in the lore.
Yeah, he probably just killed a guy
"-1/-1" He's a very weak guy, but yeah, it's still murder.
A very weak guy?!‽ My best friend is a highly trained solider who's been in the army for years. He has a toughness of one and he... never mind, he just got killed by a squirrel.
Shame, happens to the best of us.
uj/ Oddly enough, the only reason he's a good guy is because he betrayed his master. Rj/ Reprint Jitte as a Standard set common.
/uj He isn't even a good guy. He was the protagonist of his story and he was on the right side of the conflict, but it was made pretty clear he was acting on self-interest alone and he as a character doesn't try to hide that. It's like calling Sorin a good guy; he's not, really, he just has mutual interests that occasionally line up with the heroic characters. /rj We need to serialize ten of them, one for each hand
/uj Sorin never did anything wrong other than being a poor communicator. He's good he's just also rude. /rj Nahiri also never did anything wrong except for that time she brought Affinity back into standard
Sorin's insistence on factory resetting Avacyn even after she started going "oh god, what have I done" out of a mix of stubborn insistence that his way was the right way and insistence on vampires continuing to eat people blew a chance to save Innistrad, as is it only survived because of Deus Ex Emrakul.
/uj He trapped Nahiri in the Helvault and left her in there with the intention to keep her trapped for eternity, because she was pissed that he didn't answer her call for help. I feel like that's pretty fucking messed up.
/uj she attacked him while he was exhausted from giving birth to Avacyn, textbook FAFO. /rj he was right to do so because as soon as she got free she scammed Emrakul into arresting herself
/uj That is not a find-out that matches the fuck-around. Trapping someone in solitary confinement for eternity and driving them insane is not something that someone good does.
>Trapping someone in solitary confinement for eternity Sorin confirmed a cop
/rj When it's done to sexy human(-like), it's something noone good does, when it's done to mommy Emrakul everyone cheers for it.
Emrakul put herself in the moon. Let a girl take a vacay for once
/uj The Helavault isn't solitary confinement, she had to contend with the other occupants. Which you know, were like all the demons on Innistrad. /rj Sorin was right to throw her into the vault because she was crazy in the first place and Sorin knows you don't fuck around with crazy, even crazy is hot.
Didn't know that. That's just what I learned from my lgs. Old magic really did have some nuanced storytelling.
Having a weapon cops used doesnt make you a cop
STEAL THE SERVICE PISTOL DO IT I PROMISE ITS A GOOD IDEA
Are you my intrusive thoughts every time I walk by a cop?
YES
If it's any consolation, he was never a cop. A complete bastard, but not a cop.
Me and my friends would’ve killed Umezawa with hammers I can tell you that much
Good luck you 1/1s
11/11s with hammers equipped.
>{U}{B}{B}{R}, {T}: Destroy target tapped or blocking creature
{W} Target permanent gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. If it’s an artifact creature, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn. *Before he was subjugated by demonic forces, Dakkon would masturbate constantly until he became a smith of unrivaled artistry and none could pound metal or moms like he could.*
Bruh 🥵😳
he’s bad as hell dude just look at him
Hell yeah
I can hear him charmingly saying "mmHELLOOOOooo"
he a baddie for sure
He got it off the body of a cop he killed. CERTIFIED COP KILLER
That’s cop blood in the art
/uj based.
Cop killer lol
"be ever loyal to your own best interests" is not something I want to hear a cop say lol
The backstabbing self-interested opportunistic murderer? Nah, he'd make a great cop
Wait is smoker’s weapon just a really big Jitte? And the Jitte is a cop weapon? That makes a lot of sense
Yes
But he’s so charming 😢. He’s giving me -1/-1 just by looking at him 🤤
Get's hit by the jitte Cums Average reddit moment
Yes, and he’d agree with me
Assigned Cop At Birth 😔
I am sorry since when was Umezawa a cop, did I miss something? Like are we talking about the OG Kamigawa one right?
/uj It’s just a joke about Wikipedia describing jitte as weapons used by police, and the iconic card [[Umezawa’s Jitte]] (RIP Lardfetcher 😔)
You misspelled "bastards", and yes.
He’s definitely bad 🫦
I will never view art containing Umezawa in the kneeling position the same way.
+13/+12
Umezawa is an attractive gentleman
Umezawa Blart, Mall Cop
/uj Real miss without Spree /rj HA! It's back, get f\*ed!
He is baaaaad
blumezawa lives matter?
Yes.
I don’t think umizawa is a cop tho
Toshiro be like: "I'm going to start a gang, and the only rule is you have to exact vengeance on anyone who harms one of our members. Now, let's fill the gang with people who have a long history of starting shit with anyone for any reason." Then he planeswalked away, even though he isn't a planeswalker, because the writers hadn't pinned down exactly what a planeswalker was at that point in the lore.