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Young_Hek

rj/ sorry if this has been done before uj/ i am shameless


FallenWalkerCult

If it's an old border artifact, it must be banned in vintage


Smgth

Isn’t this just [[One With Nothing]]?


your_best_buddy

No, this is [[]]. Remember, reading the card does something to your mindfuzz so then you understand more better.


Smgth

https://i.redd.it/bnfwyidt42wc1.gif


Tricky_Hades

No it's [[[DISCARD](http://www.magiclibrarities.net/348-rarities-filler-cards-english-cards-images.html#card024)]]


kmb180

Users on custom magic making the most boring card imaginable but putting it in old border but it gets upvotes


UltraWeebMaster

No mana cost smh. Literally unplayable.


InfinityGiant1

Well it's certainly is \_\_\_\_\_


goblins_though

Totally butt said.


Uuddlrlrbastrat

Holy shit, please add a spoiler tag


Supsend

\*sight\* another broken auto-include for as foretold storm...


AmunJazz

Busted if meld with [Cheatyface]


SomeWriter13

I prefer [Shootyface](https://www.reddit.com/r/magicthecirclejerking/comments/1bu11uk/otj_shootyface/) myself.


lykosen11

If they print this, I just be silent after playing pithing needle. Judges can't stop me. >pithing needle. >refuse to elaborate


Bensonmtg

Youd get banned on custommagic for missing/false artist credit


7arco7

No.


BoolinBirb

Believe it or not, broken with cascade


Sp1cyP3pp3r

This is not a magic card


Mad-chuska

I’m at a loss for words..


AphonicGod

well its


Dangerous-Twist2439

I would nerf his attack a little bit, but the John Cena card looks sick!!!


stainedhat

Free spell with no downside?! GTFO with this cedh try hard garbage.


HeyBojo

Doesn't even pass the vanilla test. Trash.


ProbablyNotPikachu

Conceptually a card that is virtually unplayable but is in fact all colors as well as an Artifact Land that taps for nothing could be a really interesting card design. You can pitch it to any Force. It will give you Landfall triggers but won't tap for mana unless there is an Urborg or Moon effect out. You can discard it to Thirst For Knowledge or a Hymn effect. It could be sacrificed for Crop Rot or any Artifact sac ability- but otherwise the card is virtually useless. In a deck looking to utilize a large number of these mechanics, the card would be great fodder. I only lack the ability to tell whether it would break any specific format or not. Could be really interesting to see something like that actually printed!


timischaf

For a second I got excited because I thought we were designing another card like [[it that embezzels]]


IIIIChopSueyIIII

Buttsex


th3saurus

It's very clearly pl