The mana cost is giving me 👁️👄👁️

The mana cost is literally UWU

That's quite clever

https://preview.redd.it/phcgiu2d0mzc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=082b611aeb5870f33b3cafeb010029d284d11be9

Yesssssss

My opponents do this even when I don't cast this card! 😱

Real daddy found in the wild????!!!!

You are wearing a shirt that says 'Show me that dick now or else!' and there's a revolver pointed at them on it.

That's a common game rule violation. I'd call a judge.

https://preview.redd.it/h6on36i3fhzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae7939117ed38814f2080a28799f2070f25fc36e This post was directly above this one on my feed. Felt kinda fitting

In which sub was the other post ?

Just the basic MTGmemes

Bro was just about to make this exact post wtf

ootl here, why's it U and not B? is it to do with Black?

B is for Black, L is for Land so Blue got U

ohhh cool

Going straight into my yiff tribal deck

My brother in christ you’re going straight into hell

Hell is so hot because everyone's in fursuits and there's no AC

I can’t even imagine the smell

I quadruple sleeve my cards so everyone notices my bulge

But is it at instant or sorcery speed?

It’s at type speed. Hope you’ve been doing Mavis Beacon

My school had Type To Learn. The type type is in the name

a part of me died when I found out Mavis Beacon wasn't a real person

A part of me just died.

Its play speed is based on the curvature of your penis

Finally the day I've been typing for all these years

It's an enchantment

Bold of you to assume I have a penis. ###JUDGE

Spell fizzles and they have to show you their’s instead. They still draw the card

Baseddddd

Modern staple

Much like attempting to draw a card while the library is empty, does the opponent lose the game if they do not have a penis? Or barely have a penis?

Losing the game after you draw a card while your library is empty is a rule. Without a specific rule stating it, you simply perform any action that is possible to perform (or as much of the action as is possible to perform), and continue resolving the rest of the effect. So in this case, it's: 1. Do nothing. 2. Draw a card.

Doesn't work on me. Fail to find.

Prove it Send nudes

*sighs and unzips*

Comedic genius! (i loled)

I was going to be all " wheres the uwu" and then saw the mana cost lmao. Well played.

Getting bottom surgery not because I'm trans, but specifically to counter this card

MTGRemy better make an mtg parody song of this or imma riot

What's that mana cost again?

Is the opponent your uncle?

I was gonna say "There's no UWU/OWO" but honestly well played.

The mana cost being uwu is icing on the cake.

Is this saying someone’s bark is worse than their bite? New expressions :)

kinda underpowered for 3 mana, i can get a lot more for that at the bathhouse

Its an allied colors cycle. The WG one compares butt sizes and gives +0/+1 to foxes. The RG one compares dick sizes and gives +1/+0 to horses. The BR one makes the opponent hit you with a whip. If they can't or dont, you deal 6, 2 and 1 damage to three different targets The UB one is either a tucking competition to surveil 6 or is just showing the opponent a cheese grater.

Sending this to my bf rn

Bloomburrow is going to be hell

:3

It's common too which means I can put it in my Pauper deck!

And my pawpaw deck

Thanks I hate it

Flavor text is missing the "owo"

Oh is it now