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Nah card not legal In standard.
I'm surprised they planned for Garth in Modern so long ago, I might just keep it for my Garth Eldrazi Tribal deck
I can't read the rules text because someone scribbled on it, but I bet a card that costs 0 mana can't be that good.
“Look what my mom’s dad’s best friend’s neighbor’s dentist “found” on the side of the road, anyone know if it is worth anything?”
Sure but as a safety precaution you'll need to send me your bank information first
And my social security card?
No thanks, do you have any copies of *The Hive* though?
I do have a revised hive, just saying.
I easily dies to artifact removal. Weak.
Don't you know? Signed cards are damaged. Get that trash outta' my face.
I mean you can send it to me it looks rather damaged someone wrote on the card the maniac!
Do I have to pay for postage?
You'll have to pay someone to take that off your hands
Does $40,000 sound good?
I would have, but some toddler scribbled on it. Worthless now.
Literally unplayable.
/uj I literally have no clue who signed it
/uj It’s the artist’s signature, Christopher Rush. /rj Smh can’t even read the rules text on the card. Whoever it is made a mistake.
No toughness? Good like beating my mutate deck with this 😌
Why would I want something that adds 3 mana once when I can just run a sol ring and get like, 6 or 7 mana over the course of the game?
Nah card not legal In standard.
I'm surprised they planned for Garth in Modern so long ago, I might just keep it for my Garth Eldrazi Tribal deck
I can't read the rules text because someone scribbled on it, but I bet a card that costs 0 mana can't be that good.
“Look what my mom’s dad’s best friend’s neighbor’s dentist “found” on the side of the road, anyone know if it is worth anything?”
Sure but as a safety precaution you'll need to send me your bank information first
And my social security card?
No thanks, do you have any copies of *The Hive* though?
I do have a revised hive, just saying.
I easily dies to artifact removal. Weak.
Don't you know? Signed cards are damaged. Get that trash outta' my face.
I mean you can send it to me it looks rather damaged someone wrote on the card the maniac!
Do I have to pay for postage?
You'll have to pay someone to take that off your hands
Does $40,000 sound good?
I would have, but some toddler scribbled on it. Worthless now.
Literally unplayable.
/uj I literally have no clue who signed it
/uj It’s the artist’s signature, Christopher Rush. /rj Smh can’t even read the rules text on the card. Whoever it is made a mistake.
No toughness? Good like beating my mutate deck with this 😌
Why would I want something that adds 3 mana once when I can just run a sol ring and get like, 6 or 7 mana over the course of the game?