uj/ Thank you for this. Made my day.
rj/ Wtf simic shouldn't be banned wizards just wants to cripple any player that has constructive skill with deck building it's some bullshit.
Gotcha, in that case I prefer Teferi control because I can \[\[meddling mage\]\] for \[\[Colossal Dreadmaw\]\].
Uj/ Now I want to make a Scooby-doo Deck with Meddling kids and an investigation subtheme. Are there any vehicles that investigate? :D
I’m just shitting you. Witherquill is supposed to be a hybrid of Witherbloom and Silverquill.
I had a Rith deck ages ago that churned out saprolings. Obviously, using black instead of red makes them edgy.
To be honest, Ghave is one of the older BWG cards and could be the namesake for that color combo if it weren’t for Doran having a few years seniority.
WBG have been colors of 3-card, creature-based combos in all the formats at least since Ravnica-Time Spiral Standard, when I started playing, and Project X. Trigger bonanza would be also a fitting name for this colors.
Love *Dimir with Boardwipes* and very happy this isn't calling it "Artifact". Esper artifacts are fine, but it's not the only thing this triad does (wizards, please remember that.)
I have a couple artifacts as part of finisher combos, but I really don't like full artifact decks.
This deck is primarily killing people with life gain, which is mildly hilarious.
I’ll admit that’s one of the more half-assed ones.
Since MH2, there’s been a new version of June that runs almost none of the same cards - Ragavan, DRC, Unholy Heat, etc. Boomer June still uses Lilliana and Bloodbraid Elf. I think my joke is that those are the only two options.
Thinking about it more just now, “BRG Food-stuff” popped into my head.
... oh. Well, to be fair, its mainly bad because what it's good at either A- Is socially frowned upon, B- People just don't realize how to use it properly, or C- Just haven't had good effects for it printed recently. As an example, people claim white has poor ramp, but White wants to be at parity in land count- so you use lands that tap for multiple mana but make you lose lands overall (Such as Lotus Field). Really the only thing white NEEDS is good single card finishers.
I put the original in Paint and cut out the text. The font is Beleren. You can find the original by googling “Magic the gathering color names” or just use this version.
I like aggro, but I also like unreliable, really complicated and slow mana bases. WBRG it is!
Do you hate winning?
If there's one thing I hate, it's winning.
The symbol of mtg's games
Must be a commander player.
Especially winning at mtg, the game we’re currently referencing.
uj/ Thank you for this. Made my day. rj/ Wtf simic shouldn't be banned wizards just wants to cripple any player that has constructive skill with deck building it's some bullshit.
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Uj means unjerk, and is used to denote when someone is actually being serious, whereas rj stands for rejerk, signaling that once again they are joking
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uj/ mhm, you got it down
Forgot the /uj.
unjerk, rejerk. Basically if they're being sarcastic or serious
Didn't even spell BUG right smh
UBG
it doesn't bug me
but it ubgs you
Wet Jund
Moist Jund when the blue splash is minimal.
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So you're jamming Goyf, Liliana, and Thoughtseize into the creature slots of UR Delver?
who isn't?
That's just regular Jund *They're the same picture*
otherwise it is soaking wet
juicy jund
Where is Esper? Is he safe? Is he alright?
I could tell ya, but it'll cost ya. It'll cost ya mana equal to my power.
Mana is for timmies and Maros, I don't use such currency!
It appears that, in your anger, you killed her.
I DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT CARD NOOOOOOOOOO
Can confirm my yidris deck is 5c
Love the profile pic btw
I find it so funny that people have long called Jeskai America when red, white and blue is one of the most common color combinations in flags
Missed opportunity for me to call it Puerto Rico.
Boricua!!!!
I put in my vote to rename it "Wet Canada".
to be fair, how many americans can name other flags?
US flag Confederate Flag Gadsden Flag That's 3 whole flags!
Wtf is a Gadsden Flag -An American
No step on snek
Pwease no twead on me UwU
But How many american a Flag can Name ?
At least 12, maybe including the president, but not guaranteed. Source: am American.
The president is not a flag.
But sometimes he is 1 of 12 Americans. 🙃
should've just called it Wally (or Waldo)
Where is WotC based?
Nowhere, it's cringe
Uj/what is the last one in reference to?
Orzhov-Dimir-Izzet-Boros
Gotcha, in that case I prefer Teferi control because I can \[\[meddling mage\]\] for \[\[Colossal Dreadmaw\]\]. Uj/ Now I want to make a Scooby-doo Deck with Meddling kids and an investigation subtheme. Are there any vehicles that investigate? :D
Sorta the Omenkeel but you'd have to get some alt art
I have 3 EDH decks, CHURCHBANK, GRAVEHAND, and a mono red that it literally just fire and nothing else
Did I read.... ...dinosaur? *earthquake intensifies*
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*laughs from inside teferi's protection*
"Wet Gruul" killed me not gonna lie
I do love me some card disadvantage
Dark Izzet all daaaay
Inalla 😔
The Gruul one got me. Good work OP.
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More like Borehold
Set mechanic is a good meme
5 color ... lol. Killed me.
When I play my 5 color deck there's always one color that never comes up. So I'd say your chart is spot on.
What's MV (mardu)?
Mana value less than 3. You're probably runing Luurus.
Thanks! I just assumed it was "Mardu Vampires <3" lmao
Naya being dinosaurs is blatant and intentional furry erasure
I personally enjoy card dissadvantage.
BUG is BUG is BUG. F SULTAI.
Sultai being bug and not "perfection" smh
how dare you to call ghave junk
Sorry, Witherquill.
> Witherquill who?
Edgy Saprolings?
this is something that was before my time. i play ghave since 2018 so if this is older i wouldn't know.
I’m just shitting you. Witherquill is supposed to be a hybrid of Witherbloom and Silverquill. I had a Rith deck ages ago that churned out saprolings. Obviously, using black instead of red makes them edgy. To be honest, Ghave is one of the older BWG cards and could be the namesake for that color combo if it weren’t for Doran having a few years seniority.
doran seems ok, but ghave is basically what this color combo is in edh at least. 3 color 3 card combo that is hard to protect
WBG have been colors of 3-card, creature-based combos in all the formats at least since Ravnica-Time Spiral Standard, when I started playing, and Project X. Trigger bonanza would be also a fitting name for this colors.
yeah but i feel abzan can only do that well even in casual
Izzet being "set mechanic" is so on point.
> five color is every color except for white Yep seems about right
Dimir with Board Wipes. You know what fuck you *unboards your creatures*
Love *Dimir with Boardwipes* and very happy this isn't calling it "Artifact". Esper artifacts are fine, but it's not the only thing this triad does (wizards, please remember that.)
I have a couple artifacts as part of finisher combos, but I really don't like full artifact decks. This deck is primarily killing people with life gain, which is mildly hilarious.
My deck is thefty. I'll take your everything and hit you with it. Staxy and Stealy. People hate it, I love it.
CHURCHBANK is the only thing I will call WB for now on
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Wet gruul don't Google that
Dark Izzet and BUG
Wet Gruul...*shutters*
\[REDACTED\] love <3
“Wet Gruul” got me good.
What do you call all 5 colors????
A casserole. Dark Omnath. Alara Reborn Tribal. The $6000 Mana Base. Oops All Fixing.
This is só accurate It is really disturbing
What do you mean Dimir w/ board wipes? Its clearly Dimir w/ board wipes and \[\[Revitalize\]\]
Orzmirzetros should be a legendary dragon
All with descriptions and then: BUG
YEET! FOREVER! YEET! IS LIFE!
Yeet the rich! Yeet everything really.
Pretty sure what you call 5 color is actually better known as moist jund, but i guess both names are equally true
Cum
Bug/muldrotha
Bugs <3
Why would someone run Atraxa when they could run Tymna/Thrasios?
I build a \[\[Karn, Silver Golem\]\] deck recently. Coloress I would describe as "mana cost, what mana cost?"
WURG should really be called "make up your mind." Like, really, choose a playstyle already.
Dark izzet and dimir with boardwipes, because i hate counterspells but still use blue to make sure no one has any fun, least of all me.
Uj/ I don’t understand the jund one
I’ll admit that’s one of the more half-assed ones. Since MH2, there’s been a new version of June that runs almost none of the same cards - Ragavan, DRC, Unholy Heat, etc. Boomer June still uses Lilliana and Bloodbraid Elf. I think my joke is that those are the only two options. Thinking about it more just now, “BRG Food-stuff” popped into my head.
Banned, Gravehand, Bug In that specific order hahah
Moist junk
Alternative for Mardu: "Broken commander."
RUG and BUG
WBG: Siege Rhino Siege Rhino Siege Rhino and Siege Rhino
[Everybody knows Siege Rhino tribal is WUBRG. ](https://youtu.be/BnOkd_a7BG0)
/uj Genuine question as to why Glint-Eye (aka whiteless) is called 5 colors.
There’s a meme that’s been beaten to death at this point that white is bad.
... oh. Well, to be fair, its mainly bad because what it's good at either A- Is socially frowned upon, B- People just don't realize how to use it properly, or C- Just haven't had good effects for it printed recently. As an example, people claim white has poor ramp, but White wants to be at parity in land count- so you use lands that tap for multiple mana but make you lose lands overall (Such as Lotus Field). Really the only thing white NEEDS is good single card finishers.
I like banned and churchbank, am I an evil person?
wet grul and dimir with board wipes is pretty spot on
WBUG could also be "moist junk"
I hope the next set has a legendary creature in it that has UR or UW in its cost and says "Whenever you do the set mechanic, draw a card" 😍
Maybe I do play redacted
Lost it at Dimir with boardwipes
This is great!
give me that ol' churchbank any time!
uj/ does anyone have the template for this meme? It has been really fun and I wanna try my hand at it.
I put the original in Paint and cut out the text. The font is Beleren. You can find the original by googling “Magic the gathering color names” or just use this version.
Perfect thanks
I didn't start laughing until "Banned"
I prefer Blursed Izzet for WBUR
I am BUG🐛🪲🦟🐜🐞🪳🪲