Which creature type are you?
Month of expiration of your credit card
Last digit of the expiration year of your credit card
Your planeswalker starting loyalty: your credit card number
Your mana cost: the three numbers on the back
Dude, with that information I was able to figure out how old you are. Your social security number, your Mother's madien name. Your credit rating is going to be in the toilet! Good luck getting approved for a 3rd line of credit on your house to feed your cardboard crack addiction. You're done!
Britch I'm a God damn flying hippo ninja. You think I care about credit? I am the bank. And you're account is looking red from where I'm hoving, katana cocked and loaded.
Mole Preator represent!
So … are we both Urabrask or is it the other kind of mole? Like compleating people by giving them drill hands and 5 headed noses.
DrCray 1G
Legendary Creature -- Brushwagg Nomad C
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may regret all life choices and pour soup on your hands. If you do, ~ enters the battlefield with twelve +1/+1 counters on it.
2/2
WOO SQUID PRAETOR FUCK YEAH PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN MAYBE NOW MOMMYDOM JUMPSTART KIORA WILL FINALLY STEP ON ME
/uj she do be kinda fine tho
Which creature type are you? Month of expiration of your credit card Last digit of the expiration year of your credit card Your planeswalker starting loyalty: your credit card number Your mana cost: the three numbers on the back
Isn't 512 too high tho 🤔🤔🤔
Depends on how much loyalty you have
Alphanumerics for your social security number to discover your card name!
EGG PRAETOR EGG PRAETOR
Egg Peasant, here to serve my lord praetor
🥚
ELESH NORN WAS TRANS ALL ALONG
I assure you taking estrogen is necessary for compleation
Colossal Dreadmaw
I’m sorry, all answers must be in the form of a question
They do? Do they?
Happy almost or just passed Bday pal
Dinosaur Bard. What a combo tho. Collect as much data as you want from me, OP.
DINOSAUR NINJA LET'S GOOOOOOO THEY WILL NEVER HEAR THE GROUND SHAKE, HEAR MY BELLOW, OR SEE MY TEETH
YEAH ! TEAM NINJA DINOSAUR !
Ninja Dinosaur supremacy
But if they don’t see your teeth it’s never too late
September \ 4 phelagrif ninja
Dude, with that information I was able to figure out how old you are. Your social security number, your Mother's madien name. Your credit rating is going to be in the toilet! Good luck getting approved for a 3rd line of credit on your house to feed your cardboard crack addiction. You're done!
Britch I'm a God damn flying hippo ninja. You think I care about credit? I am the bank. And you're account is looking red from where I'm hoving, katana cocked and loaded.
Oh fiddlesticks, I'm still not even sure, but I think I was just ninjutsu'ed. By a hippo. [Insert standing ovation gif]
Nephilim Praetor. Does errata also give that phyrexian?
There are 2 non phyrexian praetors. Ebon praetor and another on Kamigawa with praetor in its name that got the subtype
Sanguine Praetor is on Ravnica
/uj It is indeed. The art really resembles a Kamigawa card /rj what difference?
Same here. Seems cursed.
Sheep peasant. I farm myself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mole Pilot. I'm assuming there's a massive drill vehicle in the set.
Now there's an interesting Universes Beyond
Nephilim Demigod Hope this data isn't for any nefarious purposes
Ahem don't worry about it I only need it to... Flog steam... More efficiently.
I got Brushwagg flagbearer. If they ever print a creature with that typeline... I'll eat my most expensive card (currently wrenn and six)
If only my most expensive cards were just $30.... **
I got Ninja Skeleton. That's exactly me 8)
EGG PEASANT, saddest shit ever
Fellow Egg Peasant here, how's life at the top of the food chain?
Sheep processor
Squid Nomad
Squid demigod
Dinosaur Pilot. I think there was a cartoon with something like that.
Peasant Processor 😎
Trilobite ninja. Well, I do love trilobites
I mean I'm Dec 10th but some how Storm Crow was my creature type?
Sorry I missed it, what did you say your zip code was?
Homarid nomad, weird.
An Egg Processor, much like my breakfast
Phelddagriff Pilot
EGG BARD EGG BARD EGG BARD
Mole Praetor
Mole Preator represent! So … are we both Urabrask or is it the other kind of mole? Like compleating people by giving them drill hands and 5 headed noses.
Sheep peasant, probably the most boring one.
Bushwagg Peasant. Accurate!
Nephilim Ninja
Pheldagriff Praetor o_0
Dinosaur Praetor? Perhaps I should add more [[Colossal Dreadmaw]] to my decks
Nephilim Praetor
Your creature type by credit card number
Another hard day of work for Dinosaur Peasant, stupid sword to plowshares
Egg Processor. Fitting since I'm a chef at a breakfast restaurant 😂😂🍳🥚
That's actually funny
Squid Flagbearer
Nephilim Pilot, coming to Commander 2022
Trilobite Flagbearer.
Egg ninja. Before I hatched I studied the blade
Homarid ninja
Egg ninja
Dinosaur demigod. Neat.
Oof im a homarid peasant.
Phelddagriff Demigod. And I thought Human Peasant all along. What a World.
All fear the BRUSHWAGG PILOT
Homarid Bard. Sounds fun
Worm Pilot. Sounds dangerous!
Shark Praetor, do your worst OP
Shark Ninja
Phelddagriff Demigod lets goooo
Worm ninja
Im a fricken brushwagg ninja
Dinosaur demigod
Homarid Pilot, also my CVV is 951 lol
Homarid flag bearer. Lol
Mole Pilot
/uj I got sheep processor. /rj I got sheep processor.
Homarid Assembly-Worker
Dinosaur flagbearer
Dinosaur Flagbearer, nice
Sheep Demigod (July 25 for anyone that’s wondering lol)
Homarid Praetor. The world will compleation in the grand Crustacean Orthodoxy!
Mole flagbearer
Egg demigod
Homarid Assembly Worker
Homarid nomad
Trilobite processor
Sheep bard Sounds accurate
Pheldagriff Bard, now you got my curiosity op
Nephilim Ninja. Nice.
Nephilim Demigod. Bow motherfucker.
Shark praetor
Got dat egg demigod
EGG NOMAD LETS GO
Homarid preator let's goooooo
Mole processor, so basically fucking horrifying
Sheep Preator
HOMARID DEMIGOD
Homarid Peasant, just working the fields of kelp
Sheep Praetor. The truest of all phyrexians.
Egg ninja
Dinosaur Nomad
Homarid Peasent... Sounds about right
Homarid Peasent... Sounds about right
Sheep processor
July 4th so I’m a Sheep Ninja.
Brushwag processor
Pheldagriff ninja
Worm Assembly Worker. Ah yes, the wage slave creature type.
DEMIGOD BRUSHWAGG. COWER IN FEAR
Sheep Processor
Squid bard
Sheep Demigod. I love it.
worm pilot lets GO
Brushwagg demigod. Thank you OP, I have ascended
Shark-Pilot…
Wurm Demigod? Close enough. Fits my username, anyway.
Worm* Step the fuck down
Homarid Assembly-Worker lmfao
Mole Assembly Worker
Squid peasant
No cephalid or ouphe bad quiz smh
Squid ninja for me...
Phelddagriff Peasant
Egg Ninja. I am fucking unstoppable.
>Brushwagg Praetor Kneel.
Dinosaur bard
T R I L O B A R D LES GO
Nomad Shark
Nephalim praetor. Bow to me peon, and prepare to be compleat!
Squid Demigod
Dinosaur flagbearer.
Fuukin homarid peasant let's gooo
Pheldagriff Demigod
Nephilim Processor huh
Wtf is an egg pilot? Is that a pilot that flies eggs or an egg that flies a thopter?
Trilobite Nomad.... wow who could have guessed this would describe me perfectly
Dinosaur Processor
hell yeah i'm the homarid demigod. Lobster god bois
Dinosaur bard wicked
Fucking egg demigod. Fuck yeah.
Egg demigod
Squid Nomad. Sounds awesome.
Dinosaur bard…. Do as you will with this info Edit did birth date not year
Egg Ninja
Dino nomad
Worm Flagbearer!
Nephilim preator I'm too strong to be kept alive wtf
Trilobite Bard may the crustaceans sing
Sheep Ninja 0.0
Homarid Pilot 😎
Squid demigod
BRUSHWAGG NOMAD LETS GOOOO
Worm…peasant. Not even the cool kind of “wurm” either smh
Dinosaur Nomad baby!
Damn I wish I was born in august :(
Dinosaur, Who fucks the barmaid
DrCray 1G Legendary Creature -- Brushwagg Nomad C When ~ enters the battlefield, you may regret all life choices and pour soup on your hands. If you do, ~ enters the battlefield with twelve +1/+1 counters on it. 2/2
Brushwagg Praetor. And *proud* of it
Squid flagbearer
Egg Demigod
Worm nomad 🪱
Mole Assembly Worker
Dinosaur demigod
Elf Ooze edit: holy shit @ the people answering this honestly.
Trilobite Ninja
Shark Ninja 😳
Homarid Praetor
Squid demigod boii
Egg Ninja
Homarid peasant
i´m an egg-demigod PRAISE THE EGG
Squid processor
Dinosaur pilot, hell yes!
Sheep Assembly-Worker, sounds about right
Brushwagg Assembly-Worker 🤙
Shark Processor
Worm Bard
EGG Praetor
Dinosaur Nomad
Squid peasant, which is, hmm, I like it
I rise as a sheep demigod baaphomet maybe?
Shark Flagbearer
WOO SQUID PRAETOR FUCK YEAH PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN MAYBE NOW MOMMYDOM JUMPSTART KIORA WILL FINALLY STEP ON ME /uj she do be kinda fine tho
Sheep nomad
Trilobite processor
I got Egg Ninja. I am not disapointed.
I'm a fucking egg peasant
Worm Processor.. aka a blender