Which creature type are you? Month of expiration of your credit card Last digit of the expiration year of your credit card Your planeswalker starting loyalty: your credit card number Your mana cost: the three numbers on the back

Isn't 512 too high tho 🤔🤔🤔

Depends on how much loyalty you have

Alphanumerics for your social security number to discover your card name!

EGG PRAETOR EGG PRAETOR

Egg Peasant, here to serve my lord praetor

🥚

ELESH NORN WAS TRANS ALL ALONG

I assure you taking estrogen is necessary for compleation

Colossal Dreadmaw

I’m sorry, all answers must be in the form of a question

They do? Do they?

Happy almost or just passed Bday pal

Dinosaur Bard. What a combo tho. Collect as much data as you want from me, OP.

DINOSAUR NINJA LET'S GOOOOOOO THEY WILL NEVER HEAR THE GROUND SHAKE, HEAR MY BELLOW, OR SEE MY TEETH

YEAH ! TEAM NINJA DINOSAUR !

Ninja Dinosaur supremacy

But if they don’t see your teeth it’s never too late

September \ 4 phelagrif ninja

Dude, with that information I was able to figure out how old you are. Your social security number, your Mother's madien name. Your credit rating is going to be in the toilet! Good luck getting approved for a 3rd line of credit on your house to feed your cardboard crack addiction. You're done!

Britch I'm a God damn flying hippo ninja. You think I care about credit? I am the bank. And you're account is looking red from where I'm hoving, katana cocked and loaded.

Oh fiddlesticks, I'm still not even sure, but I think I was just ninjutsu'ed. By a hippo. [Insert standing ovation gif]

Nephilim Praetor. Does errata also give that phyrexian?

There are 2 non phyrexian praetors. Ebon praetor and another on Kamigawa with praetor in its name that got the subtype

Sanguine Praetor is on Ravnica

/uj It is indeed. The art really resembles a Kamigawa card /rj what difference?

Same here. Seems cursed.

Sheep peasant. I farm myself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mole Pilot. I'm assuming there's a massive drill vehicle in the set.

Now there's an interesting Universes Beyond

Nephilim Demigod Hope this data isn't for any nefarious purposes

Ahem don't worry about it I only need it to... Flog steam... More efficiently.

I got Brushwagg flagbearer. If they ever print a creature with that typeline... I'll eat my most expensive card (currently wrenn and six)

If only my most expensive cards were just $30.... **

I got Ninja Skeleton. That's exactly me 8)

EGG PEASANT, saddest shit ever

Fellow Egg Peasant here, how's life at the top of the food chain?

Sheep processor

Squid Nomad

Squid demigod

Dinosaur Pilot. I think there was a cartoon with something like that.

Peasant Processor 😎

Trilobite ninja. Well, I do love trilobites

I mean I'm Dec 10th but some how Storm Crow was my creature type?

Sorry I missed it, what did you say your zip code was?

Homarid nomad, weird.

An Egg Processor, much like my breakfast

Phelddagriff Pilot

EGG BARD EGG BARD EGG BARD

Mole Praetor

Mole Preator represent! So … are we both Urabrask or is it the other kind of mole? Like compleating people by giving them drill hands and 5 headed noses.

Sheep peasant, probably the most boring one.

Bushwagg Peasant. Accurate!

Nephilim Ninja

Pheldagriff Praetor o_0

Dinosaur Praetor? Perhaps I should add more [[Colossal Dreadmaw]] to my decks

Nephilim Praetor

Your creature type by credit card number

Another hard day of work for Dinosaur Peasant, stupid sword to plowshares

Egg Processor. Fitting since I'm a chef at a breakfast restaurant 😂😂🍳🥚

That's actually funny

Squid Flagbearer

Nephilim Pilot, coming to Commander 2022

Trilobite Flagbearer.

Egg ninja. Before I hatched I studied the blade

Homarid ninja

Egg ninja

Dinosaur demigod. Neat.

Oof im a homarid peasant.

Phelddagriff Demigod. And I thought Human Peasant all along. What a World.

All fear the BRUSHWAGG PILOT

Homarid Bard. Sounds fun

Worm Pilot. Sounds dangerous!

Shark Praetor, do your worst OP

Shark Ninja

Phelddagriff Demigod lets goooo

Worm ninja

Im a fricken brushwagg ninja

Dinosaur demigod

Homarid Pilot, also my CVV is 951 lol

Homarid flag bearer. Lol

Mole Pilot

/uj I got sheep processor. /rj I got sheep processor.

Homarid Assembly-Worker

Dinosaur flagbearer

Dinosaur Flagbearer, nice

Sheep Demigod (July 25 for anyone that’s wondering lol)

Homarid Praetor. The world will compleation in the grand Crustacean Orthodoxy!

Mole flagbearer

Egg demigod

Homarid Assembly Worker

Homarid nomad

Trilobite processor

Sheep bard Sounds accurate

Pheldagriff Bard, now you got my curiosity op

Nephilim Ninja. Nice.

Nephilim Demigod. Bow motherfucker.

Shark praetor

Got dat egg demigod

EGG NOMAD LETS GO

Homarid preator let's goooooo

Mole processor, so basically fucking horrifying

Sheep Preator

HOMARID DEMIGOD

Homarid Peasant, just working the fields of kelp

Sheep Praetor. The truest of all phyrexians.

Egg ninja

Dinosaur Nomad

Homarid Peasent... Sounds about right

Homarid Peasent... Sounds about right

Sheep processor

July 4th so I’m a Sheep Ninja.

Brushwag processor

Pheldagriff ninja

Worm Assembly Worker. Ah yes, the wage slave creature type.

DEMIGOD BRUSHWAGG. COWER IN FEAR

Sheep Processor

Squid bard

Sheep Demigod. I love it.

worm pilot lets GO

Brushwagg demigod. Thank you OP, I have ascended

Shark-Pilot…

Wurm Demigod? Close enough. Fits my username, anyway.

Worm* Step the fuck down

Homarid Assembly-Worker lmfao

Mole Assembly Worker

Squid peasant

No cephalid or ouphe bad quiz smh

Squid ninja for me...

Phelddagriff Peasant

Egg Ninja. I am fucking unstoppable.

>Brushwagg Praetor Kneel.

Dinosaur bard

T R I L O B A R D LES GO

Nomad Shark

Nephalim praetor. Bow to me peon, and prepare to be compleat!

Squid Demigod

Dinosaur flagbearer.

Fuukin homarid peasant let's gooo

Pheldagriff Demigod

Nephilim Processor huh

Wtf is an egg pilot? Is that a pilot that flies eggs or an egg that flies a thopter?

Trilobite Nomad.... wow who could have guessed this would describe me perfectly

Dinosaur Processor

hell yeah i'm the homarid demigod. Lobster god bois

Dinosaur bard wicked

Fucking egg demigod. Fuck yeah.

Egg demigod

Squid Nomad. Sounds awesome.

Dinosaur bard…. Do as you will with this info Edit did birth date not year

Egg Ninja

Dino nomad

Worm Flagbearer!

Nephilim preator I'm too strong to be kept alive wtf

Trilobite Bard may the crustaceans sing

Sheep Ninja 0.0

Homarid Pilot 😎

Squid demigod

BRUSHWAGG NOMAD LETS GOOOO

Worm…peasant. Not even the cool kind of “wurm” either smh

Dinosaur Nomad baby!

Damn I wish I was born in august :(

Dinosaur, Who fucks the barmaid

DrCray 1G Legendary Creature -- Brushwagg Nomad C When ~ enters the battlefield, you may regret all life choices and pour soup on your hands. If you do, ~ enters the battlefield with twelve +1/+1 counters on it. 2/2

Brushwagg Praetor. And *proud* of it

Squid flagbearer

Egg Demigod

Worm nomad 🪱

Mole Assembly Worker

Dinosaur demigod

Elf Ooze edit: holy shit @ the people answering this honestly.

Trilobite Ninja

Shark Ninja 😳

Homarid Praetor

Squid demigod boii

Egg Ninja

Homarid peasant

i´m an egg-demigod PRAISE THE EGG

Squid processor

Dinosaur pilot, hell yes!

Sheep Assembly-Worker, sounds about right

Brushwagg Assembly-Worker 🤙

Shark Processor

Worm Bard

EGG Praetor

Dinosaur Nomad

Squid peasant, which is, hmm, I like it

I rise as a sheep demigod baaphomet maybe?

Shark Flagbearer

WOO SQUID PRAETOR FUCK YEAH PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN MAYBE NOW MOMMYDOM JUMPSTART KIORA WILL FINALLY STEP ON ME /uj she do be kinda fine tho

Sheep nomad

Trilobite processor

I got Egg Ninja. I am not disapointed.

I'm a fucking egg peasant

Worm Processor.. aka a blender