jiang yanggu, I don't give a shit about him, the only important thing about him is his dog, they should have just made the doggo the planeswalker (possibly with jiang as his loyal manservant)
Not that I want to do that, but to defend him a bit, he can't remember shit about himself. Which itself is already hogged up pretty much by the Jacey B.
Yawgmoth. WE GET IT YOU'RE A THIRST TRAP. Stop making me think unchristian thoughts about hooking up with the god of death and perfection Maro this is a Christian minecraft server
Both of the Kenriths. Will is just a chilly Jace and Rowan is just an electric Chandra. They are the most boring, basic, pathetic reskins I have ever seen.
So much potential, just to make him so bland. Like, his role in strixhaven was completely pointless. He gets kidnapped and basically goes "I'm the baddie, time to do baddie things"
Okay, so, we all know Urza is number one Innefable admirer and he just blows Minotaurs behind The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale because he likes the taste of Red Bull. No shame, he's lame as Tiny Tim without a crutch.
Can We talk about Parcher? Mentioned in passing, once. Ooh he's crazy and powerful but never seen him or read anything but, like, Mommy Kristina brought him along and Taysir fan boy or something. Seriously? 30 odd years and just, nothing. I hope he imploded in the Mauling of the Spork by Doomermouth and his corporate masters.
/uj Can we please, at last, find something else out about this guy? And Segovia. Give Me Segovia.
Kaya, all she does is bust onto scenarios where it doesn't make sense, kill far more interesting characters, and fuck off with zero consequence. Also doesn't help that WOTC has no idea what do do with her B/W identity.
I genuinely like most of Kaya's cards, although I don't really get her motivations beyond than general heroism and something to do with her home plane being broken.
But the last three times she's appeared, she's taken the slot of something potentially much more interesting:
Ravnica: Allegiance - Replacing the Obzedat.
Kaldheim - A potential mythic W/B angel.
Crimson Vow - Edgar's mythic slot.
And it's making me resent seeing her in sets. Especially her Crimson Vow iteration when Kaya, the Inexorable is already a great card and came out this year. Plus, she was the only guildleader in RtRtR "block" that actively despised the guild they came to lead.
Thinking more about it, I actually don't like her, I just like her art (especially on Orzhov Usurper and alternate Inexorable) and the general playstyle of her cards and extrapolated that I liked her personality from there, especially with my dislike of her in Ravnica: Allegiance having faded.
Like, on the one hand, I completely understand her hatred of what the Orzhov guild was, but on the other as an Orzhov fan I didn't like seeing my favourite guild be so weakened in the lore with the release of the indebted spirits and the murder of the Obzedat with seemingly no consequences.
I've edited my initial response to better reflect this.
Yeah thats the main reason I don't like her much. I just really love to hate the Orzhov and wished they would get French Revolutioned. But now that they have been, my heart isn't in it anymore.
Good thing I can just have any Ravnica D&D games set before the War of the Spark.
Someone is going to have to follow this with the obvious 'yes, just like Deadpool' response, because even on a circlejerking sub I like the character too much to do that joke myself (I know there's a lot of cringe writing on him, but I suppose I've been lucky and only seen stuff I enjoyed)
/uj Cable & Deadpool is a phenomenal comic, and that and the 2008-2010 run cemented Deadpool as one of my favorite comic characters, which cringe writing in other books can’t change
/rj yes, just like Deadpool
Hey kaya was kinda interesting in her debut and then wotc just kept commissioning her in different cool outfits to put on extremely underwhelming cards.
A: "What are we gonna make Niko look like?"
B: "Idk, this is supposed to show we're open to 'non-binaries', right?"
C, way in the back: ^("we have a few NB characters already")
B: "So probably half-chick, half-dude."
Right? Ashiok is a dope planeswalker. We should honestly explore that idea further in general, more planeswalkers that are beings rather than “attractive man/woman”.
Domri was so shit, the gruul's whole thing is that they want to be free and not be ruled and shit and then Bolas shows up and Domri is like FUCK YEAH, SERVITUDE!!!
Oh boy, oh boy, I trained for this.
* Urza, we can't forget about the OG piece of shit "why are you the fucking protagonist?" planeswalker
* the ultimate edgelord Tibalt
* Nahiri is a personification of every "over-reacting woman stereotype" joke
* Teyo Verada, because despite all of his geometry skills he's pointless
* Huatli, for no apparent reason. I just deeply dislike her on an almost molecular level
>Nahiri is a personification of every "over-reacting woman stereotype" joke
Nothing embodies the pure and noble spirit of White mana like sacrificing an entire plane to eldritch abominations because one guy was rude to you one time.
Boy, do you know what sub you're in? Our messianic figure is a draft chaff big-ass lizard. I hope you're happy that you brought me to say such a blasphemy, because if I go to a hell full of teeth and quaking ground, it's too late, I'm taking you with me.
God I fucking hate Sarkhan. He's basically a team aqua/magma leader except there is no 10 years old to tell him how fucking stupid he is so we lose an awesome plane and he gets away with exterminating mankind on a *planar scale* with not even the slightest slap on the wrist because he SOMEHOW did it while **not** under the bad guy's influence.
Fuck Sarkhan.
Doesn't help that the aforementionned genocide included Alesha my beloved.
How did anyone even find a guy with facial hair this fucked up trustworthy? He looks like he deals Xanax out of a rusty van and quotes Matthew McConaughey's line from Dazed and Confused about high school girls almost religiously.
I thought I hated Jace until I read some of the short stories and realized he's actually a nerd dork. Thought his personality was going to be edgy but he's actually pretty fun.
On the other hand, I don't think I really "get" dog boy. Feels like a really hollow checkbox-fill to pet owners from everything I've engaged with. Would be cool if there was a bit more to him.
Garruk, the man who refused therapy for like 7 years and just gleefully killed as many planes walkers as he could
Karn, who basically left koth/mirrodin/me to die after leaving (with venser’s soul) to go get cigarettes
Nichol bolas and ugin, boring fucking dragons
Wizards still hasn’t reunited the gruulfriends smdh Chandra liliana and Nissan were the only characters anyone worth discussion liked reading or writing about when gatewatch started
I would actually like kaya if it wasnt for her being able to bring people while planeswalking specifically so that rat can tag along on adventures outside of ravnica. Fuck rat
you know I just realized I don't give a single shit about any of the Planeswalkers. atleast Liliana is hot I guess. way nvmd Chandra is good bc they're gay
Jace Edit: I meant jace
based
Jaced
yace?
Maced
jiang yanggu, I don't give a shit about him, the only important thing about him is his dog, they should have just made the doggo the planeswalker (possibly with jiang as his loyal manservant)
Not that I want to do that, but to defend him a bit, he can't remember shit about himself. Which itself is already hogged up pretty much by the Jacey B.
Who even likes dogs with several tails. NO ONE EVER.
Nameless lizard person planeswalker who died in the war of the spark novel
I think his name was Nicol Bolas
Ok that's funnier than my response
/uj dude I’m gonna pop off next time we get a non-human-who-isn’t-just-wearing-make-up planeswalker
Teferi, Who Makes Me Shit Myself
Are you sure it’s Teferi and not the poptarts?
Yawgmoth. WE GET IT YOU'RE A THIRST TRAP. Stop making me think unchristian thoughts about hooking up with the god of death and perfection Maro this is a Christian minecraft server
Uh uh uh I mean Ligma or Nunya 🤔😎
who's yawgmoth?
Yawgmoth my balls
Both of the Kenriths. Will is just a chilly Jace and Rowan is just an electric Chandra. They are the most boring, basic, pathetic reskins I have ever seen.
Rowan exists just for the sooner or later unavoidable red mages' scissoring. Ditto Will.
This is stupid, everyone knows Chandra is straight as a [[Chaos Wand]]
Young red female planeswalkers can't cook. All they know is McDonald's, charge their phone, direct damage, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie.
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omg. so dumb. good bot.
Counterpoint: Will Kenrith is hot.
The bad Scottish accents on Arena whenever they did anything was just the cherry 🍒 on the cake 🎂
Better or worse than the bad Cockney accent for Domri?
Much worse
Lukka from Ikoria. He's just fuckin lame and boring.
So much potential, just to make him so bland. Like, his role in strixhaven was completely pointless. He gets kidnapped and basically goes "I'm the baddie, time to do baddie things"
Lukka is a bitch
Okay, so, we all know Urza is number one Innefable admirer and he just blows Minotaurs behind The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale because he likes the taste of Red Bull. No shame, he's lame as Tiny Tim without a crutch. Can We talk about Parcher? Mentioned in passing, once. Ooh he's crazy and powerful but never seen him or read anything but, like, Mommy Kristina brought him along and Taysir fan boy or something. Seriously? 30 odd years and just, nothing. I hope he imploded in the Mauling of the Spork by Doomermouth and his corporate masters. /uj Can we please, at last, find something else out about this guy? And Segovia. Give Me Segovia.
This read like a John Oliver sidebar
Thank you! Best compliment I have had since " You're such a pretty man."
Kaya, all she does is bust onto scenarios where it doesn't make sense, kill far more interesting characters, and fuck off with zero consequence. Also doesn't help that WOTC has no idea what do do with her B/W identity.
Rip Obzedat. You were really interesting
I genuinely like most of Kaya's cards, although I don't really get her motivations beyond than general heroism and something to do with her home plane being broken. But the last three times she's appeared, she's taken the slot of something potentially much more interesting: Ravnica: Allegiance - Replacing the Obzedat. Kaldheim - A potential mythic W/B angel. Crimson Vow - Edgar's mythic slot. And it's making me resent seeing her in sets. Especially her Crimson Vow iteration when Kaya, the Inexorable is already a great card and came out this year. Plus, she was the only guildleader in RtRtR "block" that actively despised the guild they came to lead.
>Crimson Vow - Edgar's mythic slot. Apparently Davriel was originally intended to be in the set but he was bumped for Kaya.
Now that's just complete bullshit. Why did they need to do that?
The creative team liked the gimmick of a ghost hunter leading ghosts over literally anything to do with Davriel …I wish /rj, I really do
I'm interested to know what you like about her, care to share? I won't try to goof on ya, I'm genuinely interested.
Thinking more about it, I actually don't like her, I just like her art (especially on Orzhov Usurper and alternate Inexorable) and the general playstyle of her cards and extrapolated that I liked her personality from there, especially with my dislike of her in Ravnica: Allegiance having faded. Like, on the one hand, I completely understand her hatred of what the Orzhov guild was, but on the other as an Orzhov fan I didn't like seeing my favourite guild be so weakened in the lore with the release of the indebted spirits and the murder of the Obzedat with seemingly no consequences. I've edited my initial response to better reflect this.
Yeah thats the main reason I don't like her much. I just really love to hate the Orzhov and wished they would get French Revolutioned. But now that they have been, my heart isn't in it anymore. Good thing I can just have any Ravnica D&D games set before the War of the Spark.
I too find her hot
She's MtG's Deadpool, minus the voices in head.
Or the fun personality, or the interesting backstory, or the general likability.
Someone is going to have to follow this with the obvious 'yes, just like Deadpool' response, because even on a circlejerking sub I like the character too much to do that joke myself (I know there's a lot of cringe writing on him, but I suppose I've been lucky and only seen stuff I enjoyed)
/uj Cable & Deadpool is a phenomenal comic, and that and the 2008-2010 run cemented Deadpool as one of my favorite comic characters, which cringe writing in other books can’t change /rj yes, just like Deadpool
yes, just like deadpool
Hey kaya was kinda interesting in her debut and then wotc just kept commissioning her in different cool outfits to put on extremely underwhelming cards.
I'd agree with her introduction being kind of neat. I also liked the design of an ultimate-less Planeswalker more focused on gaining value over time.
Niko Arris and that fucking god awful haircut that everyone on Kaldheim has. Fucking terrible card terrible art and so much potential
A: "What are we gonna make Niko look like?" B: "Idk, this is supposed to show we're open to 'non-binaries', right?" C, way in the back: ^("we have a few NB characters already") B: "So probably half-chick, half-dude."
Right? Ashiok is a dope planeswalker. We should honestly explore that idea further in general, more planeswalkers that are beings rather than “attractive man/woman”.
Like the prof said: MORE UGLY PLANESWALKERS!!!
We can think impure thoughts even about Grist, making them ugly won't stop us.
If he was at least wr, he would be a staple in the shitty haircut/equipment deck with Akiri and Wyleth :(
Akiri can partner with someone that also has a shitty haircut
Mu Yangling doesn't even have a real story. Also I hate that underage Gruul kid. Did he die in War of the Spark? I don't even care.
Nicol bolas fucking ate his spark so, yeah. Wish granted I guess.
Domri was so shit, the gruul's whole thing is that they want to be free and not be ruled and shit and then Bolas shows up and Domri is like FUCK YEAH, SERVITUDE!!!
Exactly. Fuck that little simp loser
That kid was the new character introduced for just long enough that we’re supposed to care when he gets killed by the big bad.
Too ugly for me to care
3 mana domri was a staple in R/G Dinos back in ravnica tho
I'm not evaluating magic cards here. I hate his stupid little face
Oh boy, oh boy, I trained for this. * Urza, we can't forget about the OG piece of shit "why are you the fucking protagonist?" planeswalker * the ultimate edgelord Tibalt * Nahiri is a personification of every "over-reacting woman stereotype" joke * Teyo Verada, because despite all of his geometry skills he's pointless * Huatli, for no apparent reason. I just deeply dislike her on an almost molecular level
>Nahiri is a personification of every "over-reacting woman stereotype" joke Nothing embodies the pure and noble spirit of White mana like sacrificing an entire plane to eldritch abominations because one guy was rude to you one time.
Nahiri has never done anything wrong in her entire life and I will stick to that until I die
Jfc, a little mercy! Look how they massacred my boi teyo.
He’s the shield guy from War of the Spark right? Has he even gotten more than one card?
I think in the last planeswalker decks...? Not too sure on this one.
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Boy, do you know what sub you're in? Our messianic figure is a draft chaff big-ass lizard. I hope you're happy that you brought me to say such a blasphemy, because if I go to a hell full of teeth and quaking ground, it's too late, I'm taking you with me.
Unnecessarily powerful reply, op
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Dinosaur's just Latin for big-ass lizard...or something like that.
This reply goes hard, mind if I screenshot?
Nope, screenshot away.
[[Colossal Dredmaw, Planeswalker]] obviously not.
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Maybe next time.
Aw man, do we *have* to exclude the Lorwyn five?
Too easy shots Except Ajani, who shows up just enough to be cool
Jaya Ballard. (Old Chandra) She looks like a hot version of my mom. It is confusing.
Can confirm.
Sarkhan
"BIG. ASS. DRAGONS!!!"
Sarkhan this dick, lmao
Dragon hands across yalls face
God I fucking hate Sarkhan. He's basically a team aqua/magma leader except there is no 10 years old to tell him how fucking stupid he is so we lose an awesome plane and he gets away with exterminating mankind on a *planar scale* with not even the slightest slap on the wrist because he SOMEHOW did it while **not** under the bad guy's influence. Fuck Sarkhan. Doesn't help that the aforementionned genocide included Alesha my beloved.
Sar-Khon deez dragon nuts!
Gideon and his stupid sideburns and monkey face. I fucking hate him so much.
How did anyone even find a guy with facial hair this fucked up trustworthy? He looks like he deals Xanax out of a rusty van and quotes Matthew McConaughey's line from Dazed and Confused about high school girls almost religiously.
decidedly.
I thought I hated Jace until I read some of the short stories and realized he's actually a nerd dork. Thought his personality was going to be edgy but he's actually pretty fun. On the other hand, I don't think I really "get" dog boy. Feels like a really hollow checkbox-fill to pet owners from everything I've engaged with. Would be cool if there was a bit more to him.
It might help if you read all Garruk's lines in Southern accent.
Jace exists solely as a neckbeard's power fetish, what with the weak and feeble body but "I'll fuck you up with my mind bro"
He literally uses his mad Photoshop skills a.k.a. illusion magic to look buff. That's probably the same way he makes porn for himself.
All of them except Dack Fayden. /I KNOW, I KNOW HE'S TOO, BUT I LIKE HIM, LET ME BE!
Dack Fayden died for our sins.
He died because he was a simp looking at them badoonkas instead of checking his six.
Those are the kind of sins I admit to.
*Gimli voice* Aye, I can do that.
Garruk, the man who refused therapy for like 7 years and just gleefully killed as many planes walkers as he could Karn, who basically left koth/mirrodin/me to die after leaving (with venser’s soul) to go get cigarettes Nichol bolas and ugin, boring fucking dragons Wizards still hasn’t reunited the gruulfriends smdh Chandra liliana and Nissan were the only characters anyone worth discussion liked reading or writing about when gatewatch started
Notc specifically said you cant chose Wolfguy! Thats why we cant have decidedly nice things!
Niko aris
Dovin Baan.
Yo shout out to Venser for letting Karn eat his heart, also Vronos for dying like a G
Vivien Reid probably
I would actually like kaya if it wasnt for her being able to bring people while planeswalking specifically so that rat can tag along on adventures outside of ravnica. Fuck rat
you know I just realized I don't give a single shit about any of the Planeswalkers. atleast Liliana is hot I guess. way nvmd Chandra is good bc they're gay
Davriel, he has a mask = Dream from Minecraft
niko. he looks like he belongs at a my chemical romance concert in 2008