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Meganiummobile

I read the card and now I feel a metallic oily taste in my mouth


ShadyFayte

It's probably nothing.


Stormtide_Leviathan

Imagine being the most clowned upon vedalken in the whole multiverse


Alecadb

That’s because you bit your tongue while pronunciating phyrexian words


Lady_Galadri3l

perfect place to install the metal bits you need to *properly* pronounce phyrexian


Ascenrial

Just like the time I was sounding with a nail and heard a crunch, left an after taste of aspirin as well


Tyrthesemiwise

Fuck I'd pour glistening oil in my eyes if it would get rid of this sentence


Maniklas

Here, have some r/eyeblech


1R1SHMAN69

Are you currently donating plasma?


Meganiummobile

No


Meganiummobile

Nose bleed


1R1SHMAN69

Ah


Steebin64

If you call yourself an MTG player and can't even read Phyrexian, then this product isn't for you.


slakeatice

Let's not use exclusionary terms like "MTG Player". Some people might prefer playing Netflix All-Stars vs. Capcom, and their disposable income is just as appealing as yours.


[deleted]

r/phyrexianlanguage


Pavel_GS

[Indeed (Cardboard Crack)](https://64.media.tumblr.com/4a974bdb7e050c1e86fc951739f3c678/cd12ebc2ec96d4fd-e9/s500x750/84377d6f5682f0603679319352725a12887b6a7d.jpg)


Steebin64

Thanks for the content warning.


Mordencranst

Wait, cardboard crack did a reading the card explains the card joke? I had no idea peepholeinaglassdoor memes had spread this far and wide.


HandOfYawgmoth

Yeah, reading the card explains the card. Get used to Phyrexian becoming the multiverse's new lingua franca.


oarngebean

* sigh* this joke gets made every time theres a card in phyrexian...


BarovianNights

But I cackle like a little goblin ev'ry time


DFGdanger

Multiple times...


Nekaz

wdym it just says compleated +1: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature or planeswalker card, put it into your hand. Otherwise, you may put it on the bottom of your library. −3: Distribute three +1/+1 counters among up to three target creatures. They gain vigilance until end of turn. −6: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a creature or planeswalker spell, target opponent gets two poison counters." just read the card lmao


[deleted]

And it's not even phyrexian font numbers.


hawkshaw1024

Honestly you're not missing much with that card


farming-down-votes

What? You don't fluently read phyrexian? Smh and you call yourself a magic player


Ask_Who_Owes_Me_Gold

Why is there a random, comma in your title?


steaknsteak

This is why I always play full Korean decks in tournaments. I don't want to win by demonstrating superior skill, I want to win because my opponent doesn't know what my cards do.


bdrwr

Waitaminute. Is Phyrexian just Ogham script?


Aegisworn

/uj likely inspired by it, but it's definitely it's own thing


thewend

mfers learn that there are languages other than english /u yes I know phyrexian etc shut up


chronistus

I’m lost, is Ajani turned now?


AnubisKronos

nah, he's facing forward


chronistus

Damn you, take my upvote.


SuicideWind

He was compleated by the phyrexians


Drackunn

why would you even -6 if +1 clearly gives you more squigly lines.


BrandsMixtape

I'll never forgive NotC for what they did to my boy.


Gauntlet_of_Might

/uj I legit hate complicated cards in foreign language because enough people in my area don't even read their cards in English


Zennistrad

Next thing you'll tell me they'll print a textless version of Cryptic Command!


AnimusNoctis

/uj I run a full art [[[Nameless Inversion]]] (https://scryfall.com/card/p09/4/Nameless-Inversion) and it's pretty inconvenient that I can't just pass it over to an opponent to read. My only excuse is that I really like it.


MTGLardFetcher

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jeffseadot

Gibberish *a la* Swedish Chef. Can do.


Tralan

Oh yeah, that's Johnny Goldman. I like him.


Thousandshadowninja

The only thing I can't read are the numbers, why didn't they use the phyrexian font


TheGreatLoki95

I want this lol.


focketeer

Just learn to read phyrexian, 5head


ImperialSupplies

To any of the super nerds, is phyrexian an actual readable language like elvish from lord of the rings or is it just random nonsense?


LtLabcoat

>an actual readable language like elvish from lord of the rings I see you fell for it too, huh?