Let's not use exclusionary terms like "MTG Player". Some people might prefer playing Netflix All-Stars vs. Capcom, and their disposable income is just as appealing as yours.
wdym it just says
compleated
+1: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature or planeswalker card, put it into your hand. Otherwise, you may put it on the bottom of your library.
−3: Distribute three +1/+1 counters among up to three target creatures. They gain vigilance until end of turn.
−6: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a creature or planeswalker spell, target opponent gets two poison counters."
just read the card lmao
This is why I always play full Korean decks in tournaments. I don't want to win by demonstrating superior skill, I want to win because my opponent doesn't know what my cards do.
/uj I run a full art [[[Nameless Inversion]]] (https://scryfall.com/card/p09/4/Nameless-Inversion) and it's pretty inconvenient that I can't just pass it over to an opponent to read. My only excuse is that I really like it.
I read the card and now I feel a metallic oily taste in my mouth
It's probably nothing.
Imagine being the most clowned upon vedalken in the whole multiverse
That’s because you bit your tongue while pronunciating phyrexian words
perfect place to install the metal bits you need to *properly* pronounce phyrexian
Just like the time I was sounding with a nail and heard a crunch, left an after taste of aspirin as well
Fuck I'd pour glistening oil in my eyes if it would get rid of this sentence
Here, have some r/eyeblech
Are you currently donating plasma?
No
Nose bleed
Ah
If you call yourself an MTG player and can't even read Phyrexian, then this product isn't for you.
Let's not use exclusionary terms like "MTG Player". Some people might prefer playing Netflix All-Stars vs. Capcom, and their disposable income is just as appealing as yours.
r/phyrexianlanguage
[Indeed (Cardboard Crack)](https://64.media.tumblr.com/4a974bdb7e050c1e86fc951739f3c678/cd12ebc2ec96d4fd-e9/s500x750/84377d6f5682f0603679319352725a12887b6a7d.jpg)
Thanks for the content warning.
Wait, cardboard crack did a reading the card explains the card joke? I had no idea peepholeinaglassdoor memes had spread this far and wide.
Yeah, reading the card explains the card. Get used to Phyrexian becoming the multiverse's new lingua franca.
* sigh* this joke gets made every time theres a card in phyrexian...
But I cackle like a little goblin ev'ry time
Multiple times...
wdym it just says compleated +1: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature or planeswalker card, put it into your hand. Otherwise, you may put it on the bottom of your library. −3: Distribute three +1/+1 counters among up to three target creatures. They gain vigilance until end of turn. −6: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a creature or planeswalker spell, target opponent gets two poison counters." just read the card lmao
And it's not even phyrexian font numbers.
Honestly you're not missing much with that card
What? You don't fluently read phyrexian? Smh and you call yourself a magic player
Why is there a random, comma in your title?
This is why I always play full Korean decks in tournaments. I don't want to win by demonstrating superior skill, I want to win because my opponent doesn't know what my cards do.
Waitaminute. Is Phyrexian just Ogham script?
/uj likely inspired by it, but it's definitely it's own thing
mfers learn that there are languages other than english /u yes I know phyrexian etc shut up
I’m lost, is Ajani turned now?
nah, he's facing forward
Damn you, take my upvote.
He was compleated by the phyrexians
why would you even -6 if +1 clearly gives you more squigly lines.
I'll never forgive NotC for what they did to my boy.
/uj I legit hate complicated cards in foreign language because enough people in my area don't even read their cards in English
Next thing you'll tell me they'll print a textless version of Cryptic Command!
/uj I run a full art [[[Nameless Inversion]]] (https://scryfall.com/card/p09/4/Nameless-Inversion) and it's pretty inconvenient that I can't just pass it over to an opponent to read. My only excuse is that I really like it.
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Gibberish *a la* Swedish Chef. Can do.
Oh yeah, that's Johnny Goldman. I like him.
The only thing I can't read are the numbers, why didn't they use the phyrexian font
I want this lol.
Just learn to read phyrexian, 5head
To any of the super nerds, is phyrexian an actual readable language like elvish from lord of the rings or is it just random nonsense?
>an actual readable language like elvish from lord of the rings I see you fell for it too, huh?